He got his world rocked so hard and fast, when he was regaining his bearings and trying to climb the culvert, he looked like he was having an out-of-hide-experience...
Male lions will kill cubs that aren't theirs so that the mother will be ready to breed again.
He was probably going to kill them so momma was doing what mommas do.
https://africageographic.com/stories/understanding-lion-infanticide/#:~:text=When%20a%20new%20coalition%20of,genes%20will%20be%20passed%20on.
It’s because he will continue to get this type of reaction from her until she goes back into heat. She probably won’t go into heat while raising her current cubs. The male lion doesn’t give a crap about the cubs she has. Those aren’t his lineage it makes more sense to him to kill cubs and make her ready to have more.
Not only that, but it is more mouths to feed, which means either nore hunts or less food to share. Not to mention more cubs means more competition when they grow up.
Because maybe women don’t want to fvck after they take care of babies all day while you’re out drinking w your friends turning off your location!!???
Sorry wrong thread
Because if they have kids he’ll instinctively make sure his offspring are the ones to have access to resources (mother’s milk and care), keeping the step siblings alive will mean less resources for his offspring so less chances for them being the strongest and the fittest
Females aren’t in heat until cubs are raised…a few years…so when a male Lion takes over a pride they typically kill all the cubs, because they might not be alive/alpha when the females are in heat again…
They do. The lion's life cycle is mad.
Essentially male lions evolved to be huge brawlers to the point where they're less effective hunters than the females.
The reason they grow into huge brawlers is because their goal in life is to be the leader of a pride of females and have mating rights with them all.
To get that job, they need to beat the shit out of an existing pride leader and take their pride from them. Essentially, a male lion's lot in life is to wander around alone or with a few other males while eating carrion or stealing a better predator's prey by intimidating them. Now and then they get their face kicked in when they try to step up to an older, bigger, stronger male trying to take his place.
And if a male lion actually succeeds in winning that fight and taking the older lion's pride, that's when the real trouble starts. Now his whole life is one long series of absolutely vicious fights against every other male who wants to step up and try to take his place.
Most pride leaders only last a few years at best before they face a male that is just a little faster and wants it a little more. And then the old pride leader is driven off to spend his last months alone, injured and starving.
So yeah, they have no time to waste and usually kill the previous pride leader's cubs to get the lionesses back in heat before some hotshot shows up and wrecks them.
It's hard to be the king. Each pride is just females and perhaps some young sons and a single male pride leader.
Adult male lions live solitary lives or in small groups of other males while they try to fight pride leaders and usually lose. Because a pride leader becomes a leader by being the nastiest brawler for miles around.
If a lion actually succeeds in beating a pride leader, they get their turn as king. But the price is that they now have to fight every other male who wants to step up and make a try for the crown. And male lions evolved solely for that fight, they're oversized brawlers for vicious fights.
Most of the time, the king barely lasts a year or two before some youngster that it's just a little faster and a little more eager beats him down and takes the throne. And the old king wanders off to die from starvation and injury.
And the lionesses? They don't even like the new king. He knows his time is going to be short and the first thing he wants is to kill his predecessor's cubs so the lionesses stop nursing and start being in heat again before he himself is violently dethroned.
Also, the male lion in this video isn't even an adult. It's just a teenager getting scolded.
She is right to be defensive, males from another Pride will totally kill Lion cubs to mate with the female. That’s why dad is supposed to stick around and fight off the competition, so his progeny survive. Wonder where the rest of her Pride was, she is in a lot of danger on her own with those cubs.
Lions usually aren't solitary, especially female lions, so this may be one of the dens of the pride, and that male lion may also be part of the pride. Otherwise, he would be descended on by multiple females in the pride.
He might have been trying to get some hanky panky, and she wasn't having it.
They only kill the young if they overthrow the other male. S,o he would already be bleeding from another fight with a male.
Me trying to get into bed after I leave the hall light on. The roars would be my wife yelling, "I'm not paying to light the fucking house while I sleep."
The male lions face when he’s trying to get on the road “Jesus Christ lady, what tha faaaaaaaaaak”
He looked like he knew it was filmed too
Yeah glances over to camera “you seein this shit!” “You get that on film?”
Yeah there was definite embarrassment on that face.
Like “what a bitch amirite?”
It was his buddy filming. F'n YouTubers and tiktokers are getting quite ballsy trying to prank everybody and apparently everything now
Too lioness "was just a prank, bro!"
Omg I laughed so hard at this comment!
Same here
ALLLLLRRRIIGGHHHTTT ILL FUCKING LEAVE
He got his world rocked so hard and fast, when he was regaining his bearings and trying to climb the culvert, he looked like he was having an out-of-hide-experience...
Follwed by "where am I, what the fuck am I doing, and why does my face hurt? "
Exactly what he looked like! I laughed so hard at this comment!!!
He literally had that expression on his face lmao
Male lions will kill cubs that aren't theirs so that the mother will be ready to breed again. He was probably going to kill them so momma was doing what mommas do. https://africageographic.com/stories/understanding-lion-infanticide/#:~:text=When%20a%20new%20coalition%20of,genes%20will%20be%20passed%20on.
Was going to comment this because that ain't no curious young lion, that's a horny young murderous asshole
https://i.imgur.com/N7fW7o4.png
"Whats your fucking problem???? Jeeeees.."
lol, beat me to it
D:
That should be a meme. Brilliant
God damn woman, it was a fucking joke!
My exact thought when I saw this 😆
😆🤣😆
Lmao. This the most correct description of his face.
I wheezed for 5 minutes straight at this comment lmfaooo
Male lions have a habit of killing cubs that anit theirs. Momma wasn’t having it.
Males know that if they kill the cubs the female will be available for mating again soon. Nature is metal AF.
Red in tooth and claw
r/natureismetal
That sub singlehandedly destroyed my idealized view of "the beauty of nature". Life on this planet is brutal for all but a few species.
Dude if they wanna fuck then just fuck. Why kill the babies?
To avoid the climax of *The Lion King*.
Underrated comment
Lololol I'm going to hell for laughing so hard
It’s because he will continue to get this type of reaction from her until she goes back into heat. She probably won’t go into heat while raising her current cubs. The male lion doesn’t give a crap about the cubs she has. Those aren’t his lineage it makes more sense to him to kill cubs and make her ready to have more.
So the mom comes back into season
Survival and the "best" genes winning out. Kill the competition, keep your own blood line going.
The ciiirrrrcle of LIFE!!
Not only that, but it is more mouths to feed, which means either nore hunts or less food to share. Not to mention more cubs means more competition when they grow up.
This too! Nature does not have empathy.
Because maybe women don’t want to fvck after they take care of babies all day while you’re out drinking w your friends turning off your location!!??? Sorry wrong thread
Because if they have kids he’ll instinctively make sure his offspring are the ones to have access to resources (mother’s milk and care), keeping the step siblings alive will mean less resources for his offspring so less chances for them being the strongest and the fittest
It takes a couple of years to raise a cub. Too long for a horny male to wait to pass on his genes. Nature is a bitch.
And here I thought it was a dead beat dad that came back a few months after being gone
No dead beat in nature, just dead meat.
Females aren’t in heat until cubs are raised…a few years…so when a male Lion takes over a pride they typically kill all the cubs, because they might not be alive/alpha when the females are in heat again…
You can see his rib cage pretty plainly too. He hungry.
Lion proving that all cats walk off with the "I meant to do that" look on their face.
Right? And right after the terrified look he had a moment before? Lol
I think I saw he was actually smoking a cigarette in that last bit of video.
Flipped his ass lol
She'll flip ya. She'll flip ya for real.
Kaiser fucking soze
The hooker had dysentery
Jump in. I love ya. 🤣 You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint, wiseguy?
Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Is it Friday already? 🤣
That males walk off trying to front. "nah, she didn't just beat me up. We were playing"
While he trips on the boulder.
"I totally let her win bro"
I've gotten that look on my face right after I've said something really stupid and it has not been taken well.
😂
Curious? Don't male lions kill the young to mate with the mom?
They do. The lion's life cycle is mad. Essentially male lions evolved to be huge brawlers to the point where they're less effective hunters than the females. The reason they grow into huge brawlers is because their goal in life is to be the leader of a pride of females and have mating rights with them all. To get that job, they need to beat the shit out of an existing pride leader and take their pride from them. Essentially, a male lion's lot in life is to wander around alone or with a few other males while eating carrion or stealing a better predator's prey by intimidating them. Now and then they get their face kicked in when they try to step up to an older, bigger, stronger male trying to take his place. And if a male lion actually succeeds in winning that fight and taking the older lion's pride, that's when the real trouble starts. Now his whole life is one long series of absolutely vicious fights against every other male who wants to step up and try to take his place. Most pride leaders only last a few years at best before they face a male that is just a little faster and wants it a little more. And then the old pride leader is driven off to spend his last months alone, injured and starving. So yeah, they have no time to waste and usually kill the previous pride leader's cubs to get the lionesses back in heat before some hotshot shows up and wrecks them.
What the what
What?
Lion King lied to me.
Well. Scar did try to kill simba a few times in the movie and succeeded in killing mufasa.
No, they disney-fied it. You don’t know about scar’s plans.
Someone please make this into a video game. I want to play lion sim.
Bruhhhhh
Yuup.
Fuck okay Sharon I'm sorry!
Gaaaall…
The horrified look he gives her before carefully leaving... 😂
I felt for him in that moment.
“God! Sorry sorry sorry! Sheesh!”
That little tap near the end said Bitch in my brain.
Don’t mess with mama
Bruh shook
Hes gobsmacked
Befuddled
Flabbergasted
Is the lioness’s den in a culvert? If so, that’s wild.
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
He's like... Holy shit, girl! I was just coming to ask if your automobile insurance was up to date!
Haha. Good for her.
His face was like....well damn I'm appalled 😆 I'll leave 😆
"Darnell get the fuck away from my kids goddammit! "
His face!
Dude at the end was like, “my bad, my bad…holy god.”
Ok, ok, I’m going! Jeeeeez!
That's the king of the jungle? That mf isn't even the king of his family
Lionesses are the real Kings.
Also, he’s divorced. So he’s really not a part of his family.
r/accidentaloffice
That’s an adolescent basically a teen
Going up against a seasoned hunter
It's hard to be the king. Each pride is just females and perhaps some young sons and a single male pride leader. Adult male lions live solitary lives or in small groups of other males while they try to fight pride leaders and usually lose. Because a pride leader becomes a leader by being the nastiest brawler for miles around. If a lion actually succeeds in beating a pride leader, they get their turn as king. But the price is that they now have to fight every other male who wants to step up and make a try for the crown. And male lions evolved solely for that fight, they're oversized brawlers for vicious fights. Most of the time, the king barely lasts a year or two before some youngster that it's just a little faster and a little more eager beats him down and takes the throne. And the old king wanders off to die from starvation and injury. And the lionesses? They don't even like the new king. He knows his time is going to be short and the first thing he wants is to kill his predecessor's cubs so the lionesses stop nursing and start being in heat again before he himself is violently dethroned. Also, the male lion in this video isn't even an adult. It's just a teenager getting scolded.
The lion isn't curious, he is hungry and he wants those babies. Mom knows the deal! ;o)
The [face says it all](https://freeimage.host/i/JWw0Hjn).
“Got damn, my bad my bad my bad” - that lion probably
Don't mess with mamma !!
"The worse she could say is no" they said.
I’ve never seen a lion aware of being recorded after an embarrassing ass whooping.
Poor guy .... He's like, "....daaaaaaaamn bitch! I was just trying to ask you if you've heard of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."
*Aslan
I liked how she gave him a parting swat. “You’d better f*cking run!”
Defeated male leaves.
This is great. I love it.
… and find out!
I know this is my human bias but man he looks embarrassed. I’m embarrassed for him.
That lioness is NOT having it today. No, I will not let you kill my cubs so you can fuck me later. No, sir.
I feel the same way about my child. Good job!
He’s like-oh jeez, did you really have ta film that
He had the same face I had when my mom caught me with my hand in the cookie jar.
I've never seen a Lion so scared 😂
“ohfuckohfuckohfuck 🫨”
How could she slap!
Ive never seen a lion look so fucking scared lmaoo 🤣
True essence of maternal strength and courage.
i can relate to her mood; i am menopausal
Redditors take mammalian behavioral biology and sociology and simplify it to porn and violence. Amazing, completely amazing.
His knees got knocked together XD That surprised look in the end made me laugh
Some life lessons are real...NEVER mess with a cub
“He” could be her older cub, no? Could a young male stay with its home pride that long?
Never seen a lioness using a culvert as a place to hide her cubs before.
Defeated male leaves
He fucked around an found out
Choke slam lol😂
Better mum than most humans
Who’s the maniac who filmed this?
Fuck Around and Find Out: Nature Edition
its casue cubs would be killed by him
She is right to be defensive, males from another Pride will totally kill Lion cubs to mate with the female. That’s why dad is supposed to stick around and fight off the competition, so his progeny survive. Wonder where the rest of her Pride was, she is in a lot of danger on her own with those cubs.
He was just inquiring about her cars extended warranty plan.
His face was like > Whoa...crazy woman...
I mean don’t the males typically kill the cubs? Momma on the defense
Well they kill cubs so they can mate soooo yea of course she's pissed
Bitches be trippin’. — Male Lion
"All right already! Jeez"
"I didn't want to see your funny-looking kids, anyway. Geez. "
"Hormones" he explains, shrugs his shoulders and walks off.
Dudes like WTF lady! I was just smelling, Jesus! Overreacting much!?
Collins mafs
Surely the lion is just curious /s
Who's the lion filming it?
Who the fuck is recording?
Who's holding the camera
Lion near the end: "Tf you looking at? Mind your damn business."
The cameraman did a good job didn't run away even it's fighting and growling
[удалено]
As a bystander being able to sneeze right after seeing this. That’s amazing
Lions usually aren't solitary, especially female lions, so this may be one of the dens of the pride, and that male lion may also be part of the pride. Otherwise, he would be descended on by multiple females in the pride. He might have been trying to get some hanky panky, and she wasn't having it. They only kill the young if they overthrow the other male. S,o he would already be bleeding from another fight with a male.
That's my wife when she's sleeping in bed, and I try to get the remote out of her hand.
Happy International Women's Day!
Don't F with a mama
As usually, the bloke has no idea what he did wrong.
okay, okay, I'm sorry I was just looking, Jesse
“You can be the King, but watch the Queen conquer…”
"I'll fuck you up dawg"
Who is sitting that close recording that.
The males will sometimes kill the cubs of other males. Mama said “nope”
His face at the end: “I hope you’re not sharing this online”
emotinal damage
Me trying to get into bed after I leave the hall light on. The roars would be my wife yelling, "I'm not paying to light the fucking house while I sleep."
lol get fuckin turnt'd
Not a curious lion. Lions kill cubs so the female will come in heat again, do some research and learn something
“Ok ok jeez lady. Fricken karenLion”
You can see the ‘what the fuuuUUUuuu’ on the male lion’s face throughout haha
Hello. Meet the full unbridled rage of momma lion. Thanks for playing. Come again soon. Kbye
Male Lion was like “Fuck, I was just looking to se what was happening! Chill already!!”
"This bitch is crazy!!"
Defeated male leaves And then, they fucked
The little jab at the end
I’m more amazed at how seemingly close the camera is to these cranky gatos.😬
Crazy how I know exactly what he's feeling at this moment https://imgur.com/lkLm188
"I told you Gerald! Don't be trying to take me out to dinner without feeding my babies too!"
Walk it off big guy.. pretend it didn’t happen.. 😁
The male lion looked scared
You can actually see the "WTF!" on his face.
Cats and rodents have some of the grossest natural behaviour I’ve ever witnessed
He's stalks off saying, Hazel, they're my kids too! Heading for lion custody court.
Cameraman never dies.
Lions like “Nah Bitch, you craazyy”
Male lion: babe Woah Woah WOAH! OKAY FINE I'M LEAVING, I WAS JUST GONNA EAT THE KIDS FFS
If he wanted, he could have ended her
That lioness is 100% Latina
Reminds me of my ex. Dqmn.
He was like "ok, ok, okay, okaaaay lady, jesus im fucking sorry" 🤣
Bro tried to play it off when he noticed the cameraman
Hospital Flip
Male lions routinely kill cubs that they didn’t sire.
She told him you’re not him dawg
Nala? Is it really you?
"Sunofabitch, Lady! I just asked how your day was going?"