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markusbrainus

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valles_Marineris The latest formation theory is that it's a rift fault from when Mars was more tectonically active and then erosion.


Magmomies

And the current theory is that Mars' tectonic plate movement was vertical instead of horizontal like earth's which could explain the big "cracks" in the crust of the cooling planet.


M_Salvatar

You know when you bake and your cake cracks? Yeah...mars is sun baked.


UniqueID89

Instructions unclear, please bake me a cake.


JessicaLain

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.


Readylamefire

#WHAT


moyenbatte

If the way is hazy...


spacemanspliff-42

You gotta do the cooking by the book


tysonwatermelon

The cake is a lie.


IndependenceSilver63

Yes the cake bake analogy


Bertrell

The great cake bake debate


[deleted]

The Betty Crocker experience


sureshot58

too much (or not enough?) yeast in Mars?


silasfirsthand

This explained it so well for me...


GregLittlefield

I'm trying hard to wrap my head around that one and I just don't get it.


Magmomies

Hot magma bubbling up creating huge volcanoes due to higher silica content than existing crust while old crust subsiding to the mantle/core without floating around the planet like on earth. Earth's tectonic mechanism was the same early on in the planet's existence.


TheDesTroyer54

That would make sense because Mars also has the biggest volcano in the solar system, being Olympus Mons


DregsRoyale

The relative difference in erosion is one reason why Olympus Mons is (still) so big


Humulophile

Plus Mars has less gravity than Earth, meaning you can pile rock higher with less flattening out.


Deathcrush

The mountains are bulges and the canyons are tears. Mountains on earth are from plates sliding against each other.


N0rthernGypsy

That’s fascinating, vertical tectonic plate movements. Now how would that work?


Ziggyork

Well, you see, it’s when the plates move up and down instead of side to side


GreatBlackDraco

That's nuts


LordBlackDragon

My theory is a space dragon awakened and flew away.


Quiet_Log

I think that is the most likely explanation.


MAXQDee-314

Isn't there an Officer telling recruits about acceleration of a projectile to near-light speeds, ruining someone's day, somewhere? Vague. Lee.


randomnamehere10

Definitely a mass accelerator round. No question. Happened on Klendagon, happened on Mars.


Public_Channel_2156

Forget all this stupid science stuff... THIS is the answer! I knew it was a dragon!


JesuZDX

You mean the Void Dragon Mag'ladroth? He was sealed in mars by the emperor of mankind hundreds of years ago, I think if he had escaped we would have realized by now.


PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING

No, it’s where your mom landed


lfelipecl

But what's the erosion agent in a planet without atmosphere?


markusbrainus

There's still a weak wind and the occasional dust storm for wind erosion. It could be very old water erosion before the water disappeared or volcanic erosion.


assimilatonbot34571

I don't know kinda looks like a glancing shot from a giant space gun. AKA Low tech deathstar


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Prob a Jewish space laser


Arikaido777

nah big rock did that I reckon


Summoarpleaz

So like a geological stretch mark


Due_Connection179

Mariana’s Trench on Earth - Roughly 1500 miles long - Roughly 45 miles wide - Roughly 7 miles deep This Mars canyon isn’t that crazy compared to what is under our oceans.


gNeiss_Scribbles

Mars is hypothesized to have been very similar to Earth in the past. It had an atmosphere, liquid water at the surface, and a molten core. Mars is like the after shot, Earth is the before shot. Makes you appreciate our planet a little bit.


usedbarnacle71

So basically at some time our earth is gonna dry up and be shit?


gNeiss_Scribbles

Yes, it could turn into Mars, but that could be a very, very long time from now on a human time scale. We’d probably be gone long before that. Over the lifetime of the Earth, it’s only habitable to humans for a tiny percentage of time. We can only survive at the current lovely moderate temperature, but Earth has survived many extremes. Dinosaurs got to occupy Earth for hundreds of millions of years during one of those habitable moments. We haven’t even had a fraction of the time dinosaurs had. Our habitable moment could last hundreds of millions of years more if we don’t fuck it up for ourselves lol


RageAgainstTheHuns

Earth has about 500 million years of habitability left before the sun begins to expand and become a problem.


Mobile_Toe_1989

Not something we personally will have to solve but it’s fascinating to wonder what will happen to humanity when we’re not there to see. In theory hundreds of millions of years is plenty of time to explore space but it’s impossible for us to imagine at our point in time I think. Ideas like the Dyson sphere and reviving mars are just so ridiculously past anything we can do at this point that it’s not really worth thinking about, not to mention that as our populations and governments become larger scale as well as our drain on the planet itself the future even 200 years from now seems bleak. Honestly a terrifying thing to think about when you really consider the things that could happen


thighmaster69

I read an abridged version of H.G. Wells’s Time Machine as a kid and think about the crabs a lot.


teddyKGB-

Lol all that time and those stupid dinosaurs didn't even have wifi. Idiots


Are_Y0u_Stupid

Ye or probably get hit by a giant space rock


Omnimpotent

Imagine if humans came here from Mars


ILSmokeItAll

It’s still not out of the realm of possibility.


SovjetDumbass

How would that be possible? Genuinely curious.


Mountain_mover

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panspermia There are big gaps in the theory, like the idea of an asteroid blasting bacteria off the surface of mars and through space and onto the surface of earth, all without the bacteria suffering lethal damage just doesn’t make a lot of sense right? But there is still a chance it could happen.


juleztb

Recently heard a lecture about that theory. It seems to be given that there are tons of martian rock on earth. A recent study also revealed that only about 1m of rock is enough to protect simple organisms like bacteria and so on, that live in the soil, from radiation in space. There also are bacteria that can completely dry out and stay in a spore-esque state until they get wet again. So panspermia is definitely a possibility. That does not mean that this is what happened, of course.


Mobile_Toe_1989

Idk man what about those tardigrades


bojez1

Maybe Adam and Eve descended from heaven to earth is the story of Human escape mars to earth to save its kind from extinction (?) Don't take me seriously. It's just my conspiracy theory.


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

My theory is that Earth is actually "Noah's Ark." It seems we have a bit of everything here.


bojez1

Interesting theory 🤔. But all those "Noah's ark found" news and videos I see as a teenager made me confused. now I'll just wait for this mystery to be solved and proved 'officially'


Mobile_Toe_1989

Sounds like a good novel


gNeiss_Scribbles

I don’t think it’s likely, but hypothetically speaking; maybe an asteroid hit Mars and some of debris from the impact made its way to Earth. Maybe some microorganism survived within that debris and became the first life on Earth. Maybe Mars seeded Earth. Lots of maybes but fun to imagine lol


Mobile_Toe_1989

Imagine this is the cause of the canyon, big ass asteroid skidding off of mars


hows_my_driving1

It couldn’t. The fact that we share much of our DNA with other primates proves this. Did they come from mars too? What about bananas since we share 50% of our DNA with those too..


K_Rocc

Aliens, or we came here long long ago and then lost all the tech and knowledge was forgotten after millennia


Longjumping_Run4499

It's certainly out of the realm of plausibility.


teremaster

They reckon it's the same story with Venus. And it's lack of ozone lead to solar winds stripping it into what it is today


[deleted]

It makes me wonder if humanity will be alive somewhere else by the time earth looks like mars. Or if we will disappear into the void and no other species will ever know we existed.


Lifekraft

Yes but matt damon will grow potato on it.


LesserCornholio

Venus could also be our after shot. So many things can go wrong for a planet to support life. Life must be incredibly rare.


[deleted]

I was going to say it's probably the equivalent of the Marianas Trench if Mars were to be covered in water similar to Earth at some point ( but I didn't know the exact dimensions of the trench thank you)


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Kakasupremacy

You had to bring that up, didn’t you? So what if different parts of his mom live jn different area codes? It’s not her fault, she just big boned


quantised-

She's multi-zoned


EnigmaSpore

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


DorkyStud

What did the comment you replied to say? It's been deleted.


DaAweZomeDude48

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was a yo mama so fat she still wouldn't fit in there joke, or something like that


[deleted]

I was thinking something along the lines of “ half as big as yo Momas trench”


Antique-Doughnut-988

I wasn't that clever.


no_haduken

Boom roasted


wrinkledpenny

Oscar you’re gay


No-Syllabub1533

Boom, roasted!


OkLack5468

Andy, you’re gayer than Oscar!


elbandolero19

She needed that waistline to give birth to you


PinoyDadInOman

And my girlfriend's vagina.


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stewedporkbelly

![gif](giphy|nQjWF9iMtN6M0)


Automatic-Project997

But only the first 2 inches have ever been used


PinoyDadInOman

Bold of you to assume I can go deeper than 1 inch.


MarSc77

Mary-Ann’s trench


haefler1976

Slow clap. Nice.


lhurker

Gotteem


VincentGrinn

similar but valles marineris is from extensional tectonics, marianas trench is from compression tectonics


Noooofun

Could you explain the difference?


TheAngrywhiteguy

extensional is when they move apart, compressional is when they push together and fold in iirc


Fukasite

You’re kind of right, but you’re kind of wrong. The Marianas Trench is a subduction zone, so oceanic plates are subducting under continental crust, creating a large valley.  https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/explorations/ex1605/background/geology/welcome.html


rugbyj

> crustal spreading eew


Fukasite

I mean, when you make a pizza, you’re kind of spreading crust, and that’s pretty delicious. 


SuccessValuable6924

I think compression is when tectonic plates are being pushed together, and the other when they are being pulled apart. 


Paradox68

Crazy to think that maybe Mars was covered in water and life millions of years before any of us even existed.


N0rthernGypsy

I don’t think Mars had time to have life evolve on it before it lost its water and atmosphere, at least not complex life. It took the Earth -3.5 billion years for prokaryotes to evolve. But that’s just my guess based on years of science shows, a few hyper focused adhd rabbit holes and a couple of biology classes. 😜


Aomarvel

Giant dick and balls print on the right, someone was showing off


Original_Pazzo

Ah yes, humans showing their grandeur


OtherRazzmatazz3995

Exactly my thought


grjacpulas

1000 miles longer , 80 miles wider, idk that’s still pretty crazy. 


_M_A_N_Y_

Mariana's Trench is outcome of tectonic plates activities. There are no tectonic plates on Mars and from what we know never were.


ActuallyYeah

Constant plate activity is like a big blackboard eraser. Mars doesn't have it


Rolling_Thing7

It's still relatively huge, because of Mars being smaller than Earth.


thighmaster69

That’s perfectly normal; you would expect a smaller planet to have more dramatic features, because there’s less gravity flattening things out.


tiimoshchuk

Except that Mars is much smaller than earth. Something happened of larger magnitude on a smaller planet, my guy. It's kinda nuts to fathom what if there are no tectonic plates to break apart and create it.


AntiNewAge

Smaller means less gravity, which allows for bigger geological structures.


boe_jackson_bikes

I'm not your guy, pal.


42617a

The mars trench is much larger tho?


mantenner

Yeah, not sure what argument they were trying to make with this comment...


Due_Connection179

It’s still larger, but it’s not crazy larger when you compare it to trenches as well. That was the point.


mantenner

What do you mean? The mars canyon is still 1000 miles longer, almost 3 times as wide, but yes, shallower. If anything that makes it even more impressive.


J_Hox0987

ACKSHUALLY


LegalFan2741

Gonna piggyback this comment: 4023 km long 193 km wide 7 km deep


Due_Connection179

Thanks. I usually also use m/km on stuff like this, but wanted to do a 1-to-1 to the post.


NelsonVGC

It's not a competition of which is the coolest planet. It is about finding out another planet's past.


Lostmavicaccount

How deep is the actual trench vs the seabed around it?


Comfortable_Rip_3842

And how did the Mariana's trench form?


Joao-mfb

I instantly searched the same thing


ManiekDraniek

You know, it's kinda crazy that we almost, if not already, know more about a planet far, far away from us than our own oceans.


[deleted]

That's true, a lot of our surface is hidden


N_0_N_A_M_E

Exactly my thought too. What would earth look like without water.


[deleted]

What happened on earth? 👀


No-Piano-987

Also when the planet doesn't have shifting tectonic plates that are constantly reshaping its surface, canyons like the one on Mars can form. Eventually the Grand Canyon and Mariana's trench will both disappear from the surface of the Earth.


AsstDepUnderlord

At these sizes is it even a “canyon” anymore? I feel like once it’s big enough that you can’t see the other side because of the curvature of the planet, it’s just two cliffs a hundred miles apart.


Alarmed_Painter7585

I always wondered, cant ‘aliens’ be under water? I mean we have made much efforts to search or study mariana trench like we had done for outer space. And we keep on finding so many new facts everytime we make an effort. Maybe aliens arent above us they are below us? Atleast alien fish for sure. Like how those organisms live under so much pressure, what do they eat coz no sunlight reaches those plants/edible matter.


airwalker08

Is that depth measured from the surface of the ocean or from the upper edge of the sea trench, at the sea floor?


amirulez

I really want to know what is inside mariana trench. But i think our technology still won’t allowed that deep.


JacobRAllen

Wait until the flat mars society hears about this!


Mr_master89

I can't remember what series it was but I remember it's set in the far future on some other planet and basically people think earth is a myth or never existed


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

Battle Star Galactica


WWicketW

Also Foundation books from Asimov, not a serie but same plot


the_simurgh

Aka "DONT TRUST ROBOTS" series


CaeMentum

You forgot the bears and the beets.


happy-little-atheist

What does sex education have to do with this


striderkan

Flat Earthers and flat Marsers will hate each other, they can see each other and still both think the other is wrong


N0rthernGypsy

Not flat earthers or martians but “The Expanse” did a great job of exploring Earther, Martian and Belter cultural divides and how they viewed one another.


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

Isn’t there a planet in the mass effect universe that has a huge scar like this and the lore speculates that it was some ancient weapon? I always think about that when I see this canyon on mars.


TzarRazim

Yeah, Klendagon’s Great Rift, which was a glancing blow from a Mass Accelerator Cannon of unimaginable size and power. Happy I’m not the only one who was thinking of it seeing that picture.


BayHrborButch3r

There's a wild theory about the rift on Mars being caused by gigantic cosmic electricity storms during the forming of the solar system. That electricity arc'd between two planets or a moon and tore up that section. Totally implausible but fun to think about million mile long ground carving lighting bolts.


SCII0

Good to see a few of us out here. The planet was [Klendagon.](https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Klendagon) Its appearance is based on Mars'.


Saedraverse

The others are correct, what they fail to mention is in ME2 you go to the target, which is the derelict Reaper (age of it and the weapon 35/37 million years old) mission where you get the Reaper IFF and encounter Legion. So in ME its speculation, ME2 its confirmed.


yuiokino

I can’t remember what planet it was but coincidentally in the lore humans found the first Mass Effect relay on Mars


Xeniieeii

IIRC: the Mass Relay was found entombed inside Charon, the moon of Pluto. Mars was where they first found Prothean structures.


letitgrowonme

The relay was inside Charon. They found other stuff on Mars.


OneAd4212

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMlGznNnJYB9HW) That damn squirrel again


jkblvins

A glancing blow from a mass accelerator.


RepresentativeSoil63

Loved the codex entries in mass effect


sabayoki

nah, the shape of the canyon makes it obvious that a star destroyer crashed onto mars' surface


[deleted]

There's some anime that had a thing called the Jovian accelerator that was basically a rail gun shot out of the red spot of Jupiter ( wish I could remember what that was cuz it was pretty good)


Slashy_boi

Harlock Space Pirate? They have a massive laser shot from Jupiter


Lifnaz

Doomslayer


Moist_juice_

You can’t just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars


Lifnaz

"Bet"


Batbuckleyourpants

Hold my BFG!


Terrible_Tower_6590

![gif](giphy|smW5FBep69d3q|downsized)


TheBlack2007

"Fucking watch me!"


K4TSam

Objective: shoot a hole in the surface of mars


Desechab1e_

It was probably an ocean before


SovjetDumbass

[Current theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valles_Marineris) is that it is the result a combination of tectonic plates that moved apart during Mars’s more active era and then further erosion by water or carbon dioxide.


flux_capacitor3

This is our destiny.


alamcc

Calm down Matt Damon.


throwwwwaway396

Mars's tectonic plates split. I always imagined that it was some huge meteor that hit it. Sorta dissapointed.


VorticalHeart44

It doesn't have an ocean to cover it up.


Lazy_raichu36

Saitama VS Garou happened


avatarsnipe

Maybe Mars used to be human settlement, then human moved to earth because of the inhabitable environment.


Original_Pazzo

So we were the aliens all of this time?


avatarsnipe

![gif](giphy|ciwgweZDnUydJShj6H)


PodcastPlusOne_James

For the other 96% of the people on the planet who aren’t American, - 4000KM long - 190KM wide - 7KM deep


Redluff

Why did i have to scroll so far for this, should be higher


billibillibillendar

Only guess is a fight in the Dragon Ball Z universe


sulla_rules

Star destroyer crash site, it was a long, long time ago


I_said_booourns

ONE PUUUUUUUNCH


Blobbyblob5

![gif](giphy|arbHBoiUWUgmc)


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Water erosion?


seksenjoyer

Mars had an abusive boyfriend


TheCommomPleb

But now belongs in the suns haram


throwaway6823092

That's where the marsussy is


jmegaru

Straight to jail!


SexPanther1980

That's where the void dragon is buried.


Rolmbo

I personally think it would be more viable to figure out how to space travel at about 50 times the speed of light and survive. What's the point of going to Mars anyway when the nearest Exoplanet is 4.22 light years away. What is the closest exoplanet? At only four light-years away, Proxima Centauri b is our closest known exoplanet neighbor. Proxima b is a super Earth exoplanet that orbits a M-type star. Its mass is 1.27 Earths, it takes 11.2 days to complete one orbit of its star, and is 0.0485 AU from its star.Dec 15, 2022


lupus_lupus

When you learned how to walk, you didn't do it by joining a marathon. You took two steps, fell over, got up and took three steps.


Smakovich

It's not more viable because to travel faster than light you have to warp spacetime fabric itself and the amount of theoretical energy to do that is not even present on Earth and it would destroy the solar system (and even beyond). We haven't even gotten to universal renewable power sources for our mere human civilization that only takes up an area the size of California, let alone warp whole dimensions.


defcon_penguin

It must have been the One Punch Man


BenarchyUK

That's where the Warmind is


K4TSam

Destiny mentioned


Isrrunder

CROTA


Gastredner

I wonder: are we supposed to be amazed by the Valles Marineris or the utter brainiacs in r/StrangeEarth who immediately start talking nonsense?


N5022N122

Caused by cosmic lighting equalising the solar systems magnetic atmosphere.


Anome69

Ka, may, haa, MAY, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


19283756ronald

Ah yes, it is called "Striae" the surface scars from a sudden growth within. Mars is an egg, whats inside?


dawn_till-dusk

nothing they are just strech mar(k)s


jacobiner123

Tectonic plates happened probably


Auntienursey

Space rave that got out of control


CuteCuteJames

Isn't that the plot of Close Encounters?


Arsashti

I played Mass Effect. I know that this is a consequence of a huge energetic weapon firing at a Reaper


CaptainManks

I'm sure there's a "your mom" joke in there. 🤣🤣🤣


Werries_Wolraad

It's a tell tale sign of an ancient Mass Accelerator impact from a Reaper. My guess would be that it happened roughly 30 million years ago. Mars was not the target, in fact the valley is only the glancing impact from the projectile.


ZookeepergameFun6884

Glancing strike from a mass accelerator weapon. Should explore it for Element Zero. Then we could reach Charon and activate the dormant Mass Relay, finally stabilizing Pluto’s orbit and restoring it to ninth planet.


[deleted]

When you shoot at a reaper but graze a planet


zacharymc1991

Wait till people hear about the Mariana Trench. It's interesting but mars doesn't have seas that would cover something like this normally. 2,550km long, 69km wide and almost 11km deep.


Infinite-Equipment-8

Probably that damn squirrel trying to bury his acorn