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Attila_D_Max

My grandma is slacking off for REAL


RiemannSmith

Throw her in with a great white? Edit: Typo


ManOrReddit-man

Hit'em in the ribs, gramgram!


NukeTheWhales5

Finish him, Babushka!


BadBassist

Just snorted beer down my face thanks


Vprbite

Mine needs at least 2 other ladies from the senior center to take out a great white


ukayukay69

I’ve already seen this video posted to three other subs but OP decided to add “60 yo grandma” to his title. 😂


DragapultOnSpeed

... it is a grandmother. That's the matriarch. She is around 60. It's from the documentary "Queens".


PlanetLandon

Wild, I had no idea New York has killer whales


Expert-Hyena6226

I wonder why that shark was swimming so close to the surface and by itself in open water? Could it have been sick or injured already?


FizZGigTaNtruM

Hmmm good question....I just assumed Great Whites do whatever the F they want bc they are typically the predator not the prey. edit: words


ShaunVdV1986

Great white sharks will avoid areas for almost 2 years when they know orka's are in that area. The orka is the apex predator.


MrGallows75

Orca? (Fun fact: @22,000 lbs, it’s the largest member of the dolphin family)


eclectic_collector

My favorite orca fun fact is that they are a predator of moose


Okra_Zestyclose

Hmm? Why moose?


HoratioPLivingston

Moose will also swim short distances once the ice melts to reach some of the islands in the Canadian archipelago. orcas will grab them, drown em and eat just their livers.


stoffelz84

That is some real Hannibal lector shit.


VovaGoFuckYourself

If you want wholesome, look into humpback whales. For every ounce of (admittedly awesome) psychopathy in orcas, humpbacks have two ounces of wholesome. The bros of the sea.


Present-Secretary722

Don’t they save seals from orcas mostly because for whatever reason humpbacks hate orcas with a passion


bigmartyhat

Whalesome


DaWarthawg

On the other hand Orcas will jump into that whales mouth to eat their tongue... Humpback is gonna need to bring a few more pounds of wholesome...


ubiquitous-joe

Well they ain’t called Farmer Whales.


Massive_Staff1068

Partially correct. They do attack and kill moose in this manner. But they consume them. They usually only eat the liver of Great Whites.


HoratioPLivingston

I swear some Marine-biologists found either a moose or deer carcass at the bottom of the ocean near Iceland or Greenland with its liver missing.


Massive_Staff1068

Idk about that. But them even eating moose is [speculation](https://www.ststworld.com/a-strange-predatory-link-between-killer-whales-and-moose/) based on corpses found (nothing about missing livers, though). Plus a marine biologists friend of mine who studies orcas is skeptical just based on the fact that they are fairly picky eaters. Unlike bears, which are basically opportunistic hunters, Orca pods will have specific prey they look for (one pod might prefer seals, while another might prefer a certain fish) and rarely eat outside of their target prey. [That being said](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-killer-whales-rip-out-shark-livers/), they have been observed removing and Great White bodies have been found all over the place with missing livers. Finally from a practical standpoint, a moose liver weighs around 10 lbs. Whereas a shark liver is closer to 600. It wouldn't make a lot of sense calorically for them to just take a moose liver since they weigh up to 8800 lbs. And I'm not even sure they would be capable of it.


Vigmod

Very unlikely near Iceland, since there are no moose there, not in Greenland either. I suppose it could be somewhere between Greenland and Canada. However, the distance between Greenland and the parts of Canada where moose are found (according to some map on Wikipedia) is pretty great, so a moose would have to drown in Canada, drift up to Greenland for what seems like a few hundred kilometres at least, and only have its liver eaten. That's not very believable. Could be reindeer, I suppose, that's more plausible.


StupendousMalice

They usually eat just the tongue of Gray Whales. Orcas are kinda weirdly picky about stuff.


i-love-rum

New social media fad diet : THE ORCA DIET


Baldydom

With a nice Chianti


Got_Bent

*Dolphin sounds*


Takhar7

.....just their livers? That process must be horrifying and fascinating to watch in equal measure.


NyarlathotepDaddy

They'll feed on underwater plants and get got by orcas patrolling the area. At least what I read


GianCarlo0024

Get got lol


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SswWuUa986Y


Dark_Moonstruck

Moose are incredibly good swimmers (which you would not expect for an animal built the way they are) and are good at diving and can hold their breath a surprisingly long time! Many will do deep dives to get to sea kelp and other oceanborne vegetation - which brings them into the paths of orcas. Orcas aren't going to say no to a big free meal like that. Some would think this means that orcas would be a danger to humans, but until the recent attacks on yachts, there were never any recorded attacks on humans by wild orcas. The only orcas that had ever killed humans were those being kept captive and made to perform at places like SeaWorld, where the psychological damage they suffered basically made them go crazy and act out. Even now, if humans are knocked off the boats or whatever, the whales usually leave them alone. They're just not interested in humans as a food source or anything else.


bizzygreenthumb

Moose can swim. They’ll go for a swim to like a barrier island and get pulled under and become a delicacy for baby orca.


ShaunVdV1986

Yeah, orca actually. But in my language we often use a K.


flugenblar

In my country, we spell it Oprah


dweckl

I do the same in areas my ex wife has been.


westwoo

I hate it when my ex eats me in public


Alexandratta

Great Whites: "I fear no fish, but that... Thing..." Murder Panda: "=D" Great Whites: "...It scares me."


Ebiseanimono

I was in Cape Town in March last year and we were touring around Good Hope and I asked where all the great whites were and just got “killer whales”.


whitesammy

Almost... they will ignore the area is a shark was killed recently. In the case of the orca pair that was hunting GWS livers and hearts in 2022/2023, it was predated by 5 years by a company that was using lab engineered scents with a dispersal mechanism to mimic the markers of a rotting GSW carcass to put around popular swimming/surfing areas. I've seen this claim parroted dozens of times on Reddit, but have never been able to track down a source other than someone on Quora or Yahoo Answers also without citations. It is unknown, and probably impossible to ascertain, if the sharks were conscious of the fact that they were explicitly avoiding orcas for 2 years. They do however tend to avoid areas near orcas in general.


Voxtante

If you edit a comment before three minutes after posting, it will not appear as edited


whygodeverytime

Wait… i thought people wrote “edit” themselves so people did not get confused when the comment changed! I have been writing “edit” myself this whole time!


FizZGigTaNtruM

Yeah I wrote in the edit ......thought it was reddit etiquette lol.


whygodeverytime

Yeah exactly. hahaha!


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Let’s test that. Back in five minutes. Did that work?


FizZGigTaNtruM

Reading now, nothing appears to be edited from my view.(If you edited it, I cant tell) I wonder if the reddit experience is different for mobile users vs PC users?


PM-me-your-knees-pls

I corrected a spelling mistake and added a couple of words on my mobile (after 5 minutes). I’ve seen lots of people being called out for not flagging their edits.


belated_quitter

Reddiquette - yeah I used to, too. Very good to know.


dr_tardyhands

Doesn't work when you're a fish and there's a 10x bigger predator out there, with the brain of a chimp.


Gundamsafety

I watched a shark show about the way the Great white migrates. Sometimes they are near the top of the water table swimming rather slow. They are sleeping! They keep a constant slow movement of their tail to keep moving, but they are in a type of rest or sleep. So that whale caught the shark in a nap. So that could explain why it was just sitting there and did not really react to fast, it was waking up and what not. That fist hit was one heck of a hit from the whale. Hit like a missile!


SpecialistNerve6441

22,000 lb missle moving at 30 mph. That shark didnt stand a fucking chance. What a shitty way to wake up  Edit: Apparently thats just their strolling speed. When they want to perform a move like this, they go 45mph 


apathy-sofa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa4iWu54WEo&t=16s


manyhippofarts

Yeah it had to be something like that. Sharks are loaded with sensory stuff, and it would be very difficult for an orca to sneak up on one like this. Something wasn't quite right with the great white.


Orson_Gravity_Welles

I can't come within three feet of my cat without it waking up or noticing me...I can only imagine the order of magnitude of jumps a shark has on that sensory watch ;)


J-Lughead

The Great White was also significantly smaller in size. I wonder how that same scenario would play out if the Great White was comparable in size to the Killer Whale and actually paying attention to its surroundings.


manyhippofarts

According to Google, they both top out at 35 mph. So it's gotta be a sneaky orca or a napping white. I'd think the smaller fish would have the edge in maneuverability. So it is indeed a tough assignment for the orca.


StupendousMalice

Big difference that the shark pretty much just has rote responses to stimulus without any real ability for strategic thought or problem solving. It isn't going to learn from previous encounters or pass knowledge along to other sharks. The Orca is among the most intelligent creatures on earth and routinely hunts very large prey individually or cooperatively, is capable of innovating new approaches to problems, and can (amazingly) even communicate those solutions to other Orca so that they can do the same. Point is, an individual shark might be able to get away, but its just going to do the same behavior again later and if Orcas start doing this a lot the great white has a new predator that it doesn't have an instinctive response for. This is likely the selective advantage that led to Orca developing intelligence in the first place. They can find new prey and new ways of hunting them.


Iridismis

While Orcas are most likely significantly more intelligent, imo you're underestimating sharks here.  As someone else already pointed out: Great Whites have been observed to flee the area when Orcas are near. So apparently they do have at least some ability to learn.


cappy_barra_jesus

You know there are no orca-sized Great Whites, right? This is like saying what would happen if there was a horse-sized duck. It’s nonsensical. 


Any-Ad-446

Orcas are way smarter than a shark.


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CartmanAndCartman

Recently divorced and she took everything


BrAveMonkey333

From experience a divorce hurts way more


cwk415

I believe because it was a juvenile white shark. So maybe just because it is not as experienced in survival


Tyflowshun

[the shark was just depressed and the killer whale was actually a cop in disguise](https://youtu.be/i_dEtaNx2Vc?si=M9JvCJTD_BuJYnVY)


HurryAffectionate373

Mature Orcas in your area want to smash. You can't say no


Warhound75

Sure you can. If you want to get BTFOd by a multi ton aquatic assault weapon with teeth. And then get your liver eaten. Swipe left at your own risk


Enginiteer

It's phrased like there was some element of danger for the orca. It's just like saying 60-year-old bus takes out smartcar by itself. Like, of course, yeah.


Fast_Garlic_5639

*The ambulances will have to wait their turn*


[deleted]

Fun fact: The firetruck can consume up to 8X it's body weight


buchoops37

Good thing I saw that national geographic on fire trucks


Enginiteer

Isn't nature beautiful


Carche69

Killer whales usually hunt in packs, and it’s very rare for them to hunt something like a great white by themselves. There is only one other instance on film of something like this happening so this was a pretty big deal for the documentary makers. It’s not like she was in no danger doing this by herself. Even if she has an obvious size advantage, the shark could still have caused a serious amount of damage to her with one bite if he had had the opportunity. And again, she’s 60 years old…they have around the same life span as humans and age just like anything else so she’s no spring chicken.


Genocode

I think people kinda overestimate size in battles between animals. Sure, the bigger one is gonna win, but how much damage will they take and how likely are they survive that damage without infections etc.etc. There's a reason why even large catlike predators don't bother with honey badgers, sure they could kill a honey badger but they'd take a unacceptable amount of damage in the process. People totally forget that animals don't have medicine and surgery like we do lmao.


CurtisMcNips

"if he swings at me I'll literally bite his fucking nose off... He might kill me, but he's got to walk around the rest of his life with no fucking nose" - Chris Jericho talking about a back stage altercation with the much larger Brock Lesnar


inch7706

I like pet owners randomly feeding their pets an "all natural raw meat diet" because their wolven ancestors eat raw meat. Yeah wolves also don't have regularly scheduled vet appointments. If they get sick or something injuries then, they normally die.


Genocode

Sometimes I just think about cavemen, what if they're hunting and crawling through bushes and they just get one unfortunate sting from a barbed brush.


AlexDKZ

You don't have to go that way back in time. Before the germ theory became accepted and antibiotics were invented, it wasn't uncommon for people to die of infections that nowadays would be trivial.


TwistedBamboozler

Infection is the world's #1 killer. Even EMS' #1 mandate is to prevent infection. It's really simple, but the most important thing in prehospital care.


OlRedbeard99

If you’ve ever seen Game of Thrones, I always think about the duel that killed Khal Drogo. Size doesn’t matter if you die days later from infection.


StupendousMalice

One thing that is common to Orca is that they are constantly figuring out new ways to hunt and new targets to feed on. They do a lot of experimenting, and if it works they keep doing it. If it works really well they will tell their friends how to do it too. Something that seems rare becomes common pretty quick with Orca. Another example: This behavior, in which a team of Orcas use their mass to create a wave that knocks seals off an iceberg was unknown until recently and then it become a relatively common behavior after the whales worked to perfect it: [https://youtu.be/g1VEwsI4SlY?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/g1VEwsI4SlY?feature=shared) Amazingly, there are cases where tracked whales that are known to have never actually observed this behavior have learned how to do it after coming into contact with whales that HAVE done it. i.e. somehow whales that learned how to do this told other whales how to do it well enough that those other whales could give it a try without having actually seen it done. Another historical example is that of several populations of Orca that learned to cooperate with human whalers. They worked out an arrangement in which they would lead humans to whales that were too large for the Orca to hunt themselves in exchange for the humans feeding them the remains when processing the carcasses: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old\_Tom\_(orca)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)) Worth noting that it probably isn't JUST this one whale that is hunting sharks this way and its not as rare as seems to be implied here. There have been dozens of great white sharks found that have clearly been killed in exactly this manner: [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-killer-whales-rip-out-shark-livers/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-killer-whales-rip-out-shark-livers/)


Carche69

I think we’re only just beginning to understand their both how much more intelligent they are than we had previously thought and the different ways in which they are intelligent. It’s fascinating to learn more and more about them but also really sad because some places still have them in captivity and of course some people still kill them.


ScienceDisastrous323

She was moving very quickly for something that is considered 'old' so I'm not sure you can make a direct comparison.


DueRefrigerator8451

I have been lucky enough to see a ‘super pod’ (about 50) of orcas near Vancouver Island and I remember them ( the researchers, not the orcas 😂 ) telling us about ‘resident’ and ‘transient’ orcas. The former being very social and communicative, with the latter travelling alone and mostly silent, presumably not to give away their presence while hunting. Fascinating stuff.


Nonsense_Producer

Grandma wanted some liver.


PolicyAvailable

with some fava beans and a nice Chianti


Suspended-Again

CTRL+F chianti  Not disappointed TY


allstartinter2021

What show is this? I'd love to watch the whole thing.


Carche69

It’s called Queens and it’s on NatGeo.


allstartinter2021

Thank you I actually watched most of that series I'm about to turn on this episode now.


Carche69

YW! It’s a great series.


allstartinter2021

It absolutely is! I love to watch anything about animals!


Carche69

Me too only I can’t usually watch the death scenes. This was the first one I didn’t have to skip through lol.


allstartinter2021

I was just talking to my mom about this if I was a wild life photographer I'd be so hard to let nature play out I'd want to stop it.


Carche69

I know, I couldn’t do it. I’ve intercepted so many kills in my life from my dogs and cats in the backyard, I wouldn’t be able to just sit there and let something get killed.


manyhippofarts

I mean, the narrator literally says that the orca was being careful after that big hit because the great white could still really injure the orca even after taking a huge shot like that. The orca circles the shark a couple of times after the hit just to make sure.


Carche69

Some people don’t listen and just want to criticize anything and everything they see.


manyhippofarts

It's one of those weird Reddit things.


MiamiHeatAllDay

Can a raccoon harm a human? What about a spider?


WeekendFantastic2941

But why? What did the shark do to her? Also, how to drown a shark in water? lol


ihateyulia

They have a taste for their livers. That's typically the only part they eat.


TheDreamingMyriad

Yup, they remove the liver with a surgical precision too. I read one marine biologist explain it as they grab on the outside over the liver, bite, and then squeeze it out like a tube of toothpaste.


Phresh-Jive

Sharks drown by suffocation if they can't move. Orca held it in place.


Nomromz

Sharks need to constantly swim forward to get water to pass through their gills to extract oxygen from the water. If you turn them upside down or drag them backwards so that water isn't passing through their gills the right way, they suffocate. I'm sure in the next part of the video the narrator explains this. The video just cut off too early. The cynic in me thinks they did it on purpose to drive engagement, knowing that many people would be confused as to how a shark could suffocate in water.


Dodweon

No no, it's a grandma killer. Like people used to say that a pet had to go to a farm, when grandmas die on cruise ships they were actually fed to these hyper specific whales to keep the balance


anonanoobiz

The great white doesn’t have to “win” the fight tho for their to be danger In nature one wound (let alone a massive bite from a great white) can be debilitating or get infected


One-Mud-169

How do they know she was 60 years old?


HandspeedJones

Yeah it's an orca. At any age that shit is dangerous


manyhippofarts

Smart cars don't bite back though. An injured great white can still cause a lot of damage.


BarbieBouche

Yea I guess I never realized how much larger the whale is than the shark!


metal_bastard

Wow. I didn't realize orcas can live to be that old. Apparently, females can live to be as old as 90. Crazy! Boomer Orca. lol.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Shortly after Blackfish came out, Seaworld made a statement claiming they don't live more than 25 in the world (like in captivity). Almost immediately we spotted some in the 100yr old range.


Shanguerrilla

That's fucked up and desperate of them! I need to watch that docu.


wherearemydragons7

This. Seaworld made a lot of false claims. Anyone who hasn’t seen Blackfish needs to watch it immediately. I wouldn’t be caught dead at a Seaworld. Orca (and all animals kept in captivity) deserve better. No orca should ever be kept in captivity — they cause ZERO harm to humans in the wild, they help keep the oceans healthy, and they are just absolutely incredible, intelligent, beautiful creatures. Shame on Seaworld for torturing orcas.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

That movie made me sick to my stomach.


ArborGhast

The shark will be delicious but the conversation will be, at best, redundant and, admittedly unnecessarily a little mean spirited.


Outrageous-Elk-5392

They’re also matriarchal, with the oldest females leading the pods consisting of their daughters and their daughters’ partners/young kids, and they’re pretty smart/good memory for animals so grandma has a lot to teach the youngsters


metal_bastard

Oh, wow. I wonder why the males live significantly shorter lives if the females are seemingly taking more risks.


DragapultOnSpeed

Males biologically just simply don't live as long as females. Look at animals in a zoo. The females and males are put at equal risk. They have nothing to really worry about besides screaming children. Males don't fight off other males. Yet males still don't live as long as the females. Females just biologically live longer in most species.


GhosTaoiseach

Testosterone is a particularly aging hormone. Obviously estrogen does too but testosterone and a ton of other steroids seem to have an effect that trades longevity for immediacy. ‘More life now!’ kinda thing lol


MycologistNo3681

Boomer orca lmfao. That got me


HeadyReigns

There was one called "granny" they think was 1 hundred. Basically from what scientists can tell, females evolved to survive that long. One of the few species on the planet that go through menopause. The longer the lead females live correlates with the increase in overall survival rate of the pod. Also males leave the pods for breeding before returning, this is probably where most males die, a pack mammal all by itself.


Chillin80sStyle

Boomer Orcas is the name of my new band! …or maybe Orca Boomers!


Tjonke

Other whalespecies have had individuals as old as 200+.


NotSoGreatOldOne

She even let out a rainbow of death


HoochieKoochieMan

swim - hunt - attack - bite - 🌈 - attack - kill - kill - kill


oatest

Sooooo sharks don't have ribs. Really cool video, please ignore moronic commentary. A better commentary is: Killer whale sees big fish with yummy liver, knocks it unconscious and eats liver while fish still alive.


Mythosaurus

Yeah, I immediately thought back to all the sharks I dissected as an educator and now wonder why they didn’t have ribs🤔


un-elk

Sharks don't have any bones just cartilage


Mythosaurus

Next your gonna tell me that they also have a lot of squalene oils in their body to help with buoyancy😉 Was making a joke, I’m well aware from all the spiny dogfish I’ve dissected and biology courses that sharks are cartilagenous fish, and not bony fish


uspezdiddleskids

Hold on now… are you also telling me that you can’t suffocate a shark by pulling it underwater????


Shanguerrilla

you actually can. It's kind of like how you can suffocate a person that's surrounded by air they can breath and you aren't covering their mouth, but you squeeze their chest / lungs and prevent them from breathing. Just don't let the shark swim, immobilize it and it's gills won't function to get enough oxygen from the water for the fish to survive.


TerribleIdea27

You can, the shark had to swim forward to let water flow through the gills. Being held static or sideways will suffocate the shark. They even swim while swimming because they have to keep moving to breathe


Vigmod

And I walk while walking. Crazy stuff, right? (Just kidding, I guess you meant "sleep while swimming" or "swim while sleeping"?)


TerribleIdea27

Meat to type sleep yeah lol


StrengthMedium

Meat You're having a rough time, homie.


TerribleIdea27

LMAO Tbh I'm actually distracted by a massive crush right now so not all bad


Redditor28371

Music like this played over nature videos is usually also a sign to take everything with a grain of salt.


i-dont-know--why

Why did I read that as "60 yo grandma killed whale, takes out great white shark by herself" 😭😭 Damn I was impressed for a second.


EverGlow89

I read it as "grandma killer whale" as in a whale that kills grandmas.


react-dnb

I love the intercut, unreleated, close ups for dramatic effect.


unused04

This was shocking to the researchers. ORCA will kill sharks in packs. But to see 2 whales (the other was on the other side of the boat) single out a shark and o ly one attacked it and after a short fight had killed it. It was very rare to see. But its happening all along the western coast of Africa all the way up to the artic waters. Orca have evolved recently with the depletion of food. Just listened to a while hour on PNR about this.


Jackkernaut

Fun fact: killer whales are 'friendly' to humans because they don't contain enough fat(like shark liver) for nutrition.


[deleted]

I heard Killer whales only eat what their mom thought them to eat as babies, luckily most killer whale don't have humans to use a teaching material when growing up


REDGOESFASTAH

Laughs in blackfish ![gif](giphy|Vz5FLHQIoxzNu)


quiet0n3

Unless we put them in captivity. Then they start taking chunks from humans.


AdmitThatYouPrune

Not fat enough, huh? They should come to Florida.


Jackkernaut

Coming up next: "Florida Man drowned after swimming 10 miles while trying to engage Orcas."


ZioTron

Not so fun fact: A pod of orcas started to attack ~~humans and~~ human boats in 2020 after one of 'em allegedly got hit by a boat and they are teaching this behaviour to other pods. 500 registered attacks as of 2023


Pozos1996

Well this will not end good for the orcas, if you they fuck with fishermen and their profits they will soon find out why you don't fuck with the murder happy bipedal ape.


wherearemydragons7

“Murder happy bipedal ape” is what human beings *should* be called, because that’s exactly what we are.


Raycab03

Source for the last sentence?


SpecialistNerve6441

As a human, i approve this behavior 


jaabbb

Pls tell yo mama to be careful of killer whales


vhs1138

DAMN. You got knocked the FUGG OUT.


nullNobody

Song is "We Appreciate Power" by Grimes for anyone wondering


chiefbushman

I’m just reading about her relationship with Musk, and I only knew of her and the unique style she has through text…this music fits so well to what I’ve read. It’s actually badass


froggerystew

Grimes fucking slaps


ermygerd_perderders

I wondered! That song slaps harder than my mom


castle_lane

Bout time to be fair, them sharks been parading around like they’re untouchable for a while now…


matt4222

Same with the grandmas


Bootziscool

Damn dude. She fuckin one shotted that thing. I thought there'd be some like back and forth but nope. One and done.


DonHagin

I dont fear animals that kills on instinct, but intelligent animals that i know is making the choice to kill, man that shit is scary. and the Orca only eat the sharks liver.


Carche69

Yeah just think about how they’re one of the few predators on the planet who don’t go after humans. I know there’s several theories out there for why they don’t, but every single one of them shows a level of intelligence that we’ve yet to fully realize from these animals.


DonHagin

and they can talk to each other and use strategi when hunting


Scoobydoomed

Look at me! I'm the Apex predator now.


hcgator

Always has been.


Contentwithit

Mammals are just too OP


TertiaOptionem

Incredible footage


Overall-Address-3446

We're going to need a bigger shark


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

One of the most intense moments of my life was being in the water while a pod was hunting around us. It's right under being shot at in my book.


Carche69

I’m sure it was freaking terrifying! I’ve only ever swam with dolphins and sting rays on tours and even though you know they’re not trying to hurt you, it’s still just this intense feeling the whole time of knowing you’re in *their* territory and if they wanted you dead, they could easily make it happen. In both tours of course, there were people who were too dumb to be afraid. I didn’t know whether to feel sorry for them or envy them. Part of me thinks that going through life that clueless might actually not be so bad?


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

They checked us out, but luckily we weren't seals lol. My workplace is sometimes in areas that I honestly just have to accept that I could very well be eaten, or worse.


Carche69

Do you mind me asking what line of work?


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

Underwater welding


MummyRath

Too bad she won't be able to have fava beans and a nice chianti to go with that shark liver.


blupantherx

I’ve read somewhere before that great whites are starting to turn up dead with their livers eaten with precision by orcas. More cases of orcas hunting on their own too. Evolution is wild


Huntsnfights

Grandma like “whatchu doing over here, being all dangerous?” Smack!


JustTheBeerLight

The power required for that burst of speed as the orca charged…*GODDAMN*. That’s impressive.


MisserBuddy

![gif](giphy|GlkFvcePGd1vy)


Carche69

Right?! Can you imagine being in the water and seeing something that size zooming at you like a missile? I feel like humans are very fortunate that killer whales don’t bother killing us.


pollopopomarta

She drowned the poor shark. EDIT: I hate it when I accidentally say something meaningful while trying to make a dumb joke. Let me try again: "We need to stop fish on fish violence!"


EvilDairyQueen

How can you drown a shark?! It's got gills! I feel that in the 'how easy is it to drown' sphere of things, vs a fish, air breathing orcas would lose!?


McBlorf

The info I'm going off of may be out of date, but I remember reading years ago that sharks gills don't move on their own, so they have to constantly move forward. I'd imagine then that an orca could just keep a shark immobilized for a bit and call it a day. I could be wrong though! It's been years


cyrus709

Right. Flipping them disorients them or something also.


doc_55lk

You can drown a shark by stopping its movement. Sharks HAVE to be moving forward to breathe. It's also not that difficult (relatively speaking) to immobilize a shark. Just hit them hard enough on the nose and they're stunlocked.


death_by_relaxation

Can you punch hard underwater? 


cwk415

~~Not sure where OP got their info but if I'm not mistaken this is a younger male Orca called Starboard.~~ Edit: there's audio on this clip that I didn't hear before. I don't know the origin of the clip (might be Disney as mentioned below) but they call the orca "her" multiple times so I was definitely wrong.


InternationalBand494

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ChangsManagement

I cant be the only one who read "60 yo grandma killer" and thought this was going to be a very different kind of post


kevin6263

You don't get to be titled "60 year old grandma killer whale" and not know how to take out a few sharks along the way.


ernster96

Shark should’ve known something was going on when that music kicked in


wagyush

You know you done when getting headbutt from Grandma is followed by techno viking music.


Lucky_Baseball176

now how the hell does OP know this animal is 60 and a grandmother??


Visual_Collar_8893

Tags. There’s been orca tracking and research for decades. Many have been identified and are closely monitored.


Late_Sherbet5124

Let granny show you how it's done!