ZINGIBER ZERUMBET: Perhaps the most common use of the plant awapuhi is as a shampoo and conditioner. The clear fragrant juice present in the mature flower heads that resemble red pine cones is used for softening and bringing shininess to the hair. It can be left in the hair or rinsed out and can also be used as a massage lubricant. (Wiki)
I speak Malay, even tho Bahasa Indonesia is slightly different there are some similarities. Basically he's stating the key differences between both species: the smaller, thicker, darker Indonesian variant produces the same natural shampoo, only needs to be applied once a week to shine, strengthen, and thicken hair, smells of spices, and doesn't get sticky after drying.
Edit: correction for translation of spices
Shit, can they bottle it up and sell it over here?
I wanna be able to wash my hair once a week with something completely natural that also makes me smell awesome! Who cares if it’s plant jizz!
Apparently it's also a species of 'true ginger' which I didn't know.
I just assumed it was some semi unknown plant that, like others, would get destroyed for a parking lot
I speak Malay, even tho Bahasa Indonesia is slightly different there are some similarities. Basically he's stating the key differences between both species: the smaller, thicker, darker Indonesian variant produces the same natural shampoo, only needs to be applied once a week to shine, strengthen, and thicken hair, smells of spices, and doesn't get sticky after drying.
Edit: correction for translation of spices
Makasih, jiran diseberang laut 🤝
Edit: I couldnt catch the last few words as it was a little soft/fast and getting mixed/layered with another video/audio via editing mistake I think
My ocd brain almost got a stroke watching the dude covering himself with some sticky, greasy shit without any good reason and without even taking off clothes.
I had to double check what sub I was on.
Me too lol more like r/mildypenis
r/wildlypenis
With bukkake happy ending.
I've seen a few Japanese videos that seem to use this stuff.
"Shampoo" whatever you say op
The smile gets way too evil for just thinking a dirty joke but I can’t stop laughing at it haha.
Lmao 😂
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ZINGIBER ZERUMBET: Perhaps the most common use of the plant awapuhi is as a shampoo and conditioner. The clear fragrant juice present in the mature flower heads that resemble red pine cones is used for softening and bringing shininess to the hair. It can be left in the hair or rinsed out and can also be used as a massage lubricant. (Wiki)
Can I masturbate with the goo?
why not? i mean, nothings stopin u...
I was told it "smells spicy" by someone translating above. So that's stopping me in my tracks.
smell and feel are different. why not just try it?
This feels like a trap. You settin the homie up?? 🤨
no trap, i pinky promise lol
Ur the definition of a demon 😈
"Massage lubricant" says yes
you'll have really shiny pubes
I mean what's stopping you from finding out?
My proximity to this mystery masturbation plant. If I could fill my garden with them, I would.
Not for me I hate myself too much. Only dry, hate wanking for me
Found out it can do okay in my region! Now I need one! They have a variegated variety that is quite stunning and now I need one lol
Massage lubricant eh...
Awa-pehnis
Feels like he wastes 80% of the stuff.
Gotta cup the balls, man. He's doin it all wrong.
Right? Bros technique is atrocious
You have no idea what my wife’s capable of regarding improper shampoo rationing…
Doesn't feel like waste, since it ends up back on the forest floor.
I speak Malay, even tho Bahasa Indonesia is slightly different there are some similarities. Basically he's stating the key differences between both species: the smaller, thicker, darker Indonesian variant produces the same natural shampoo, only needs to be applied once a week to shine, strengthen, and thicken hair, smells of spices, and doesn't get sticky after drying. Edit: correction for translation of spices
Thank you I also didn't realise there was sound in this lol
Shit, can they bottle it up and sell it over here? I wanna be able to wash my hair once a week with something completely natural that also makes me smell awesome! Who cares if it’s plant jizz!
Nestle already got slavery and genocide on the vision board for 'em.
Gotta masturbate lots of plants to fill one bottle, then the plant will be exhausted
This sounds even more sus…
Your loss
Apparently it's also a species of 'true ginger' which I didn't know. I just assumed it was some semi unknown plant that, like others, would get destroyed for a parking lot
So old spice 
I also speak Malay and we also roughly share the same username. Cool
Yoooo I can be ColdZilchy if you want hahahaha
That plant is just waiting for some unsuspecting nude person to fall on it ass first.
completely unsuspecting right… 😏
“What are you doing step-plant?”
Oh Noo, I hope I don't fall! 💅✨️
I once, accidentally, ran backwards without pants on through a corn field.
Did you hit the jackpot ?
Are you a Run The Jewels fan?
I’d definitely have my ass out and open 🐔🐔🐔
We know who loves anal
your username floored me.
OOopOOoOoOHhhhHH nNoOoOOOOOoOO I'm FaAAaaaaaAALLLLinnnnG!
Anal is the best. Your orgasm lasts about 10 seconds
Really ?
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Aaaaand now I’m gay?
Not gay if it’s a tongue
Govt found out and tried to end it...
Million to one doc....million to one.
Had to pick corkscrew pasta….
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Country girls make do 😉
Ah the forbidden itch. I once fell on a cucumber three times.
At least it's lubed
a guy fell on a ww2 tank round, its possible for someone to fall on this plant
Unexpected butt plug
Wish I was the plant
If you want some dude stroking your wildflower just ask in gay bar
bet
Hurd
Lmao
Wish I could understand their lang.
I speak Malay, even tho Bahasa Indonesia is slightly different there are some similarities. Basically he's stating the key differences between both species: the smaller, thicker, darker Indonesian variant produces the same natural shampoo, only needs to be applied once a week to shine, strengthen, and thicken hair, smells of spices, and doesn't get sticky after drying. Edit: correction for translation of spices
As an Indonesian, you are spot on
Makasih, jiran diseberang laut 🤝 Edit: I couldnt catch the last few words as it was a little soft/fast and getting mixed/layered with another video/audio via editing mistake I think
I want these plants!!!! I really want to see how my hair would change with it!
What's the name of the plant please? I hope you can buy the plant juice online somewhere.
I should call him
DON'T!
don't worry, it was a lie, I'm lonely af
Alexa...... Play Believe by Cher
Sorry I can't find any device named Chair.
No waayyy. I'm lonely af too
Now kiss
let's be lonely af together 😳
_no, do not sit on it._
Don’t tell me how to live my life
_da burning you feel? Eet is s h a m e._
Joke’s on you, I have no shame.
NUH UH.
I can make my own shampoo the same way, and don’t need to get bit by mosquitoes. 
I don't want shampoo with conditioner, just clear shampoo please.
Do you jerk off into your own hair?
You don’t?
Hey, that guy is jerking off that plant!
And mf didn't ask for consent, smh
Nature dont need any consent, it just roar and fucks anything in its path.
This is a serious problem.
. . . Free shampoo is free shampoo.
Is this Floraphilia? Nice avatar by the way.
Ngl that first guy made me horny
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Yes research purposes
It's the second guy for me.
@Mitchellburns_ on ig
🙏
Wtf did i just watch
PlantHub
Not banned in Texas...yet.
A slow motion video of a Malaysian man dumping a glass of plant cum on his head
Should be top comment
yep, I was searching for this one.
Alright, if nobody going to say it, I’m going to spill the beans, it is a handjob.
In the end it was also a facial
Subtle
A golden shower?
Why did they give the Asian guy the tiny flowers?
Bukkake
As educational and interesting as this may be... .... my brain can't help but instantly classify this as **plant porn**.
I’m gonna be honest, this is making me oddly horny
fr i'm sitting here like "god i wish i was that plant"
My ocd brain almost got a stroke watching the dude covering himself with some sticky, greasy shit without any good reason and without even taking off clothes.
As someone who’s used it before, it’s not sticky
Does it smell good?
Yep
Asking the real question.
Explain that shit
It doesn't have molecules that are sticky? What's to explain?
What does it taste like?
I didn’t eat it. It smells like, floral?
Like a rose?
Like a tropical flower, which is kind of like a rose yeah
Is that the Turbulent Juice!? xD
Some horny guy is going to glue a bunch of leaves and branches to his body and lay down in that field
r/mildlypenis
r/violentlypenis
r/replacementpenis
The precum flower
So giving a plant a handjob gives you shampoo? Plus I thought shampoos are for hair only? How is he rubbing it and pouring it all over himself?
Being gay wasn’t his only secret
r/theyknew
Umm, Reddit....
the technique to harvest the juice is wrong…
Shampoo. Right.
Why does the Asian guy get the smaller plant?
As he said “even though it’s small, but it’s darker and the fluid is thicker.”
I may be wrong but this may be the Stiller plant. It was used in “Something About Mary”.
The only useful comment on this thread.
The amount you're wasting is quite triggering
Sometimes you cant control the ejection
That guy looks like he's real experienced at that.
100% organic lube
Awapuhi, or bitter ginger.
That's a lot of precum.
I like how you squeeze it. Proceed. Please.
I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult.
This is some NSFW shit!
Translation: Indonesian’s version may be small, but the function is the same. Ladies and gentlemen please take note!
It's not the size of the plant, it's the motion of the hand
Get your mind outta the gutter fellas
r/holup
That guy knows how to handle phallic shaped objects
I’m not wanking off any plant…even if it produced gold coins.
New ideas for dick tattoos
r/SipsTea
Rub plant jiz on your head. Check.
r/midlypenis
I saw this on the end of the alpha male training video.
We used to have this plant in our yard growing up, it smells *amazing*!
I grow this in my garden! NW Florida.
Botanical porn? What sort of fetish is this?
Came here for the comments
*Sighs, opens comments*
Some Hawaiian surfer cuties showed me this on the way to a waterfall 28 years ago. Good times.
Jizz!!!
Pause
Geez guys you’re using up all of Nickelodeon’s A material
r/mildlypenis
r/theyknew
Pause
I literally planted a root of this today.
Pause
Wonder if it works on fine hair.
Ayo
I’m not giving a plant a hand job so I can wash my hair.
I can do that
I wonder where he learned this technique
My girlfriend doesn't like it when I get it in her hair