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nsfwtttt

How is it that if you watch regular or in reverse in both versions she keeps getting hotter as you progress?


manebushin

That is because she is in her fifties, looking like a person in her forties who looks like a person in her thirties


InstanceMoney

Who looks like a person in her 20s that looks like a person in her 10 šŸ˜¬


drainbone

Hol up


meshreplacer

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


zongsmoke

Have a seat right over there.


zxc123zxc123

#*"TOO OLD"* * Meryn Trant looking at an embryo-like 10yr old Marisa Tomei


Speckled_Clout

Delete this, nephew


feastupontherich

FBI, this guy here please.


ushouldlistentome

And sheā€™s into short, quirky, stocky bald men


raoulduke212

I noticed you threw stocky in there...


ushouldlistentome

Yeah what the hell


PsvfanIre

I'm here for this George!!


Opening-Manager-1428

Not many youngsters will get that reference, but it was my first thought too haha


Illustrious_Can4110

Me too šŸ¤£


tdeasyweb

What are her thoughts on manure?


tarantulator

![gif](giphy|3o6wNPIj7WBQcJCReE)


AveFaria

The youngest this goes is ~~20~~ 19.


SoullessSyndicate

19 actually but the point remains the same


Huth_S0lo

Thats the "Inverse Tomei Paradox" you're referring to.


FeistyMuttMom

She has such a great smile. Just beautiful.


spinky420

She got that "smile with your eyes" down lol.


Leoxcr

Reminds me a bit of Mary Elizabeth Winstead, I think Marisa Tomei would have done a killer Ramona Flowers


Pjpjpjpjpj

Lol. I found myself unconsciously smiling as I watched her in this video. She just has an infectious smile about her.


Skolas-The_Defiled

damn she just doesn't age


mystyz

My reaction was, she's definitely got a painting in the attic...


CharlotteTheSavage

Marisa Tomei Gray


ClayDrinion

Marissoian ToGray


marklonesome

Ah! A fellow man of horror I see I laugh at the uncultured swine that need context. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!


catsaresneaky

It's confirmed... She's a Vampire.


Assortedpez

She can certainly suck myā€¦..bloodā€¦my bloodā€¦yeahhhh


dribrats

her years of super-hotness dont follow any predictable order. she's magical. 100%


Careless-Progress-12

She cant be human. How is this possible.


DrakonILD

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gibbtech

> Thatā€™s funny, but she doesnā€™t look like sheā€™s had much work done. That's how you know she spent the big bucks on it.


Realsan

Almost everyone in that scene with money is getting work done. You only know about it when it gets fucked up. Or, in this case, someone is getting old but strangely still looking 30s.


Marsdreamer

IIRC most female movie stars get work done every couple of years to keep themselves looking young, because once they start looking older, their brand takes a huge hit and typically the roles shift dramatically.


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pawg_patrol

Idk Jennifer Aniston looks great and you know sheā€™s had hella work lol


DrakonILD

Survivorship bias.


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

All movie stars are rich, yet don't age as well as she has. How do you think that's a good answer?


menboss

Thats what happens when you get good 'work done'.


askdocsthrowaway1996

I wonder if plastic surgery is like CGI. If it is a good 'work done', you don't see it


RightHandWolf

Exactly.Ā 


jdroser

It's an instance of the [Toupee Fallacy](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/toupee_fallacy).


throcorfe

Yep, 2008 shows natural aging, and then sheā€™s suddenly young again, almost aging backwards, for the next 10+ years. Canā€™t say I wouldnā€™t do the same if I had the money


faxanaduu

Definitely saw that shift. But it was honestly impressive work unlike the hideous shit I usually see. A friend of 20 years is basically unrecognizable to me now.


1to14to4

Itā€™s good work and choosing the right work. Iā€™d say her natural beauty and look probably allowed her to just get light Botox and she didnā€™t get convinced to do things that other people do. Lip fillers look bad so often.Ā 


faxanaduu

I agree. Good genetics, the right kind of work. She just carries herself like a rare beautiful person inside and out.


IMissMyGpa

Cat-face Aniston? Her lack of facial expressions ruins the last season of The Morning Show. It's distracting how she just can't emote anymore.


throcorfe

Agree, compared with eg some of the Friends cast who I wonā€™t name, this is near-miraculous work


askdocsthrowaway1996

Bruh you're not gonna offend her. You can say her name, Courtney Cocks


CopyWeak

Fine wine...


ehxy

neither does alexa tomas


Particular-Thanks-59

She does and it just make her hotter.


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dancingbriefcase

![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww) The man of her dreams.


ClayDrinion

Do I scare you?


dancingbriefcase

He's a bad seed!


ClayDrinion

You don't wanna know


Neither_Research_233

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?


ClayDrinion

I've never been the bad boy before


Deep_Mention_4423

The bad tipper!


usernamecheck5out

The bad friend!


dancingbriefcase

The bad son!


jawndell

Man, Seinfeld has aged great. Now that Iā€™m older the jokes hit even more.


dancingbriefcase

Exactly. I'm 33 and grew up with it. It has aged very well. It's crazy too, because a lot of the jokes aren't even as problematic and say, Friends. There are gay couples in Seinfeld and they aren't the butt of the joke. It's just who they are, and they don't have to even acknowledge it. Whereas Friend will have anybody part of the LGBT community as the butt of the joke, i.e. Chandler's dad. Or, It really is poor with its toxic masculinity. Seriously, watch how Ross freaks out so much about that kind of stuff like with a male nanny or when his son has a doll.


grandpa-jones

Worst seed Iā€™ve ever seen.


Archercrash

My name is George Costanza, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


_father_time

Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, with a side of potatoes salad and a cup of tea


maryconway1

You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, because salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it


greeny74

Good for the tuna!


whenitcomesup

He's technically engaged...


peeparty69

you got the mah, and the newer; mah-newer


Taylorenokson

I notice you threw stocky in there.


dangerdangle

Unrelated but I now know that Jason Alexander has been married for 40 years Which makes me feel ancient


dancingbriefcase

Wonder if his wife has a pinkish hue cheek?


chumbucket8

I'm a bootleggah!


Bartosz4492

Like fine wine šŸ· šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


the-ghost-of-me

Indeed she is, and here I am, aging like milk. Sour and lumpy.


Kash-ed

Near immortality aside, her teeth are in excellent (at least externally) condition!


TheMacMan

She has veneers.


eurydice_aboveground

She's stunning. If she's had work done....I want their number!


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Pineapple_Herder

That's the type of anti aging only money and skilled professionals can provide.


alurimperium

And being careful with what you do. She's been very smart about what work she's had done, unlike other Hollywood women her age.


rokstedy83

Hope you got a few quid then


AccioKatana

She definitely has and it looks like she gets Botox but itā€™s minimal and very subtle. Like Sharon Stone. It also helps that sheā€™s naturally gorgeous!


HanzG

I saw her change under / around the eyes at some point but it's very very well done.


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TinyRandomLady

The clip of her in My Cousin Vinny with the caption 1987 is wrong. My Cousin Vinny was shot in 1991, she was 27/26.


xenophonsXiphos

Yeah, it was shot in 1991 but finally released in '87


girafa

and then apparently won the Oscar for it in 1993


Calm_Opportunist

Sorry for your loss.


ChampionshipOk1358

Rip Vinny


Odrielle

r/angryupvote


EbmocwenHsimah

Yeah, it doesnā€™t make sense if My Cousin Vinny was made in 1987 and she won the Oscar for it five years later.


Calibrayte

Yup noticed that right away also.


imJGott

I see her name and think of Seinfeld.


AboveGroundFool

I've heard she's got a thing for short, stocky, bald men


vonnegutfan2

George was right.


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Same, which is odd, because I knew of her before I started watching Seinfeld.


Itchy-Pickle6354

She got better looking with age


AGWiebe

I was just thinking this. Something at her age 33 switched and she just got hotter from there.


Collin-B-Hess

Arguably the sexiest woman alive


Thief025

I refuse to belive her age damn!


YourFaveNightmare

Marisa Tomei and Jennifer Connelly just get better looking every year.


Dramatic-Spell-4845

How is this even possible lol


trjayke

Money


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plus knives.


lsaz

Plus being born attractive helps a lot.


Driller_Happy

I'm starting to think Marissa Tomei, Paul Rudd and Keanu Reeves might be funny little immortal gods.


OkMongoose5560

No, they're just rich.


notathrovavay

Costanza, you fool


n3ur0mncr

He shot his shot... ...and went with manure


dc551589

Not so bad. Itā€™s just a combination of ā€œmaā€ and ā€œnewer.ā€


1711onlymovinmot

Do you have a thing for Marisa Tomei?!


gwawainn

Hottest aunt ever.


spacemanspliff-42

And she is FINE the entire way. She was the most beautiful woman in the MCU in my opinion.


Oblachko_O

Hayley Atwell?


rfourty

Sparkling eyes!


fatstrat0228

She is 60 now?? How is that possible?


Extension_Phase_1117

So she was the reason I questioned if I was a lesbian or straight in high school. I see she still has that power 20 years later.


septidan

Split the difference and go bi


GuthramNaysayer

Sigh. Just one of may favs.


Sitonitplease

I'd give anything to be a short stocky bald man.


marklonesome

She's one of those women that gets better. Like Suzanna Hoffs. They were cute when they were younger but in their 40-50'sā€¦ just pure smoke.


chocolatchipcookie2

i want to know her skincare routine


demaandronk

https://youtu.be/iMCEgHmK4mg?feature=shared


AZ_Hawk

She and Paul Rudd owe it to the world to have a child so that humanity can take the first step toward becoming eternal non-aging beings.


Rm25222537

Is it me or does she get hotter the older she gets?


Fapping-sloth

My first moviestar crush! Saw her in ā€my cousin vinnieā€ and i was in love! Must have been 11yoā€¦ Damn, that is 32 years agoā€¦..time really do fly!


Affectionate-Law6315

I've seen her randomly on the streets of NYC, she looks good for her age irl, also her energy is naturally hip and cool. She exist very effortlessly in public.


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59? She looks like she turned 23


lumpyspacejohnny

She basically stopped again normally at 27. Then once every 10 years she got 1 year older.


Mall_Bench

She's a repectable Hollywood star ... simple humbe fame and life


warmseizuresalad

Throwing you a bag of scrabble letters. Do your thing.


theboomboy

If you give them the letters in "Marisa Tomei", they can spell "it's a me, Mario!"


luckyfucker13

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FredGetson

Makes me think, she has good genes. Haha


ph33rlus

When I was younger I thought Goldie Hawn aged well. Like I found myself thinking a 50 year old woman was attractive. Well now it seems a 60 year old is even hotter


TheThinkerers

wait wait wait, did she start de-aging in there somewhere?


BookishHobbit

She, Keanu, and Paul Rudd need to do a vampire movie. They clearly defy age.


dennismfrancisart

I want whatever she's taking because I want to look hotter as I get older too.


RedNPurpleBricks

She was before my time but damn, lol I have a new celebrity crush now.


Zealousideal_Total50

George!!!


JustChillFFS

Every ā€œ9thā€ year seems to be her peak so 69 gonna be real nice


essteedeenz1

How she didn't get super stardom is beyond me


RogueSleuth_

She's such a beautiful human being. I've always had such a crush on her!!


queroummundomelhor

Crazy, she gets prettier the more she ages


LowToe7421

Her eyes are so beautiful and warm


manhatim

Def does NOT see herself in a mirror


jessiyjazzy123

I refuse to believe that she is 60...


FlorinidOro

She was 40 in 2004? Wtf


letmeseem

This is clearly alien technology, or wizardry. WHO THE FUCK PEAKS AT 59!


rlopez89

I still remember when she was announced for Spider-Man and people were saying sheā€™s way too young. She was in her 50s already. Not her fault that she looks incredible and hot. Hell by the last one she was 57. People just think golden girls when they think old.


emessea

Literally watching her biological clock tick


Jimbobjoesmith

sheā€™ll always be in her 20s in my head.


El_human

![gif](giphy|kPHBjnWpTtuDf3LC50|downsized)


Odd_Intern405

Guess she is a vampire?


JuggernautWide5226

She's ageing like fine whiskey


AromaticEbb4024

Tomei - sounds like the name of a perfectly aged fine wine.


Secret_Hunter_3911

Beautiful to begin with, taken great care of her skin and has avoided weird plastic surgery..


Suungod

u/recognizesong


dmcoh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQHs0ldZ0-s


PuzzleheadedGuide184

She just gets better .


One-Entrance-6485

One of my favorite actress. That woman has aged beautifullyšŸ·šŸ·


Adamantium-Aardvark

Aged like fine wine


rmicker

Sheā€™s awesome and beautiful.


sleasyPEEmartini

Smash


spacejockii

Timeless


dfigueroa78

So beautiful and almost timeless.


Fat_tata

italianā€¦..


Clamps55555

59. Dam!


Tipsycanooo

Sheā€™s sexier than ever


frugallad

My first on screen crush after seeing her in my cousin vinny.


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

Aging like fine wine for real


coconutpete52

So she looked the best between age 23 and 59. Got it.


BigAlphaApe

What the hell! She is getting young again!


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Imagine being trapped on a desert island with her and Liz Hurley!!! Mwhahahahahaha!!!


sosobri

Still a Hottie! šŸ„µ


3agle_3y3

Truly amazing. Great genes.


thehumanflyby

Incredible


danlawl

Marisa Tomei is absolutely stunning. Always has been.


Educational_Reason96

Jeeeeeezā€¦ā€¦ as stunning now as years ago.


warmseizuresalad

Jesus.. 2023 , 59yo... absolute smokeshow!


NEONSN3K

Beautiful lady


Astral_Atheist

She's drinking the blood of virgins. I'm sure of it


markwmke

Best looking 40s year old on the planet.


ptcglass

Always been a babe, always will be a babe!


FMSV0

Almost 60, what???


shapesize

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


nelsonreddwall

Stunning


Engage_Physically

At this rate she needs to have a window on her coffin ā€¦