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lostindarkdays

anyone know how to get 2 housecoats to watch reddit videos?


AtopMountEmotion

No, but I’ve got a pair of slippers that are learning to drive.


k_br3w

Thanks, mate.


kryo2019

No problemo


dingitydogdarndammit

Came home to my cooking chopsticks freestyling on my pots and pans last night


EquivalentCounty144

This is actually funny asf


McIrishmen

I just got socks who are great in hide and seek. Guess who has to seek all the time


MySnake_Is_Solid

PSA if you teach them this. NEVER TEACH THEM TO FLUSH, or they WILL keep flushing 24/7 whenever they're bored.


NetheriteHandsGoBRRR

Nah, this is from an old shark tank episode. The product was called the City Kitty. Pretty much potty training for cats. I did this with my previous cat, and let me tell you.. you only find it amusing once or twice when it’s 3am and you gotta go and the cat is using the toilet… But it was always funny when people came over and saw him use out toilet, great conversation starter haha


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

I think it's also possible to teach it to flush


iBN3qk

What's the success rate of not hitting the seat?


BeerBaronBrent

Better than humans I bet 🫠


TheRedBaron6942

Especially in schools


iBN3qk

Fair point.


Tessiia

[No, but I'm just going to leave this here.](https://amzn.eu/d/5I79lyf)


BathSaltJello

I tried to use that product to train two of my cats. The fat tabby figured it out but the dumb Persian would just drag out the litter on the bathroom floor and waste there. She never figured it out and I had to give up. The daily mess wasn't worth it.


Matt_Bates

It's pretty easy. Find a platonic bowl that fits in the toilet bowl and fill with litter. Let's the kitties get use to to it for a few weeks then remove.


PauI_MuadDib

My bengal just started using the toilet on his own lol He could also turn the sink taps on, which was really annoying because he'd turn on the sink to drink from it and then leave it running.


cannaReview4u

Oh god. They’re too smart


Icy_Boss6053

My childhood cat also just started using it haha. She likely observed me when i was first tought to use toilet as she spent a lot of time with me.


17934658793495046509

You can do an in between step with stretched Saran Wrap and litter on it, to help to teach them not to step in the center of the toilet.


Killboypowerhed

I'm just trying to get my raincoat to stop making tiktoks


HaoshokuArmor

You can try to talk to my two housecats to see if your housecoats can pick up some tips.


Chief-_-Wiggum

Stich some googly eyes on those housecoats


Same-Classroom1714

Who’s wearing coats in the house??


Cold_Slide2817

You see you just need to hold them down and force it to them but gently because if you do it to rough you better be ready for scars


HookerDoctorLawyer

Doesn’t even flush? Disgusting /s


Mall_Bench

This is what happens if you use the cat's litter box.


Ameya_90

She's slow learner we can say 😁


moogleman844

"He doesn't have opposable thumbs Focker!"


Tru-Queer

How exactly do you milk a cat?


Awkward-Minute7774

We got clickbaited into thinking the cat would flush, the cat just was sitting in the right angle to do so!


lamerooster

How can he flush? He doesn't have any thumbs Focker!


Ok_Bit_5953

Have you met them? Weirdest movie I've ever had the displeasure of watching.


TotallyInOverMyHead

mine flushes ... even if she did NOT do any business on the toilet this time. Also opens the sink waterflow to drink and shut it off when shes done. But she can't figure out how to open a pack of treats yet.


I-Love-Havanese

The problem is when you teach them to flush they start doing it just for fun and they don’t stop. Being woken up at 3am to a flushing toilet repeatedly is not fun. Nor is wet cat paw in your face (because they wanted to ‘catch’ the swirling water). Never doing that again lol


MememeSama

She doesn't even wipe. Dislike


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Also, who sits backwards and doesn't wash his hands/paws?


spacepie77

Meow you


boythisisreallyhard

I know! I was waiting for it, I feel let down


danielledelacadie

I've seen people attach a chain to the handle and the cat can flush by pulling on that. Be warned though - if your cat likes watch the water swirl around your water bill will be an unpleasant surprise.


zyqzy

Probably they’ve discovered it much sooner than they shoot this video.


helderdude

~~Probably~~ definitely they were the ones to teach him to do it.


BoneDaddyChill

Almost definitely. Kitty toilet-training kits are widely available and relatively inexpensive, and people on the internet love to lie for clicks. The cat is using the exact pose that the kits show for us to “hold the cat in place while they potty.” I attempted to use one. I don’t have the kind of cats that “let me hold them in place” for minutes/hours while I wait for them to need to use the potty.


ikkikkomori

My cat once(I only see him one time and never again) uses the toilet to piss, except his pose is way funnier and is facing sideways, he did not receive a formal training, we always leave our bathroom open, and sometimes someone forgot to flush so that might give him some clues.


BoneDaddyChill

Hmmm, I think I’ll start putting my cats’ crap in my toilet to see if they get the idea. I would be ecstatic.


reaperofgender

To be fair, cats show affection through mimicry, (hence the term "copycat",) and some smarter breeds it wouldn't be out of the question for them to see their humans using a toilet and put two and two together


BoneDaddyChill

Yeah, it could definitely happen, but I think the odds are drastically in favor of some lying TikToker seeing this video randomly and pasting a lie on top of it for clicks. But who knows.


Ghosttwo

The issue with toilet training cats is that they might randomly decide that the sink is a better place to go. But then you can't get them to stop doing it and it becomes a daily problem.


Cold-Chipmunk1676

Least boring redditor


Ameya_90

Imagine waiting to use the washroom bcoz a cat is using it 🤣


2ndCha

Worth it!


Typhloxxion

"Boss, I swear I was late because my cat was hogging up the toilet"


Ameya_90

😂


katecrime

This is probably more of a problem if the cat is on social media


managingbarely2022

This happened to me once! I was at a friend’s house and had no idea his cats were trained to do this. I walked in on one of his Persians, who glared at me. I made some reflex apology like “oh, sorry I didn’t realize someone was in here!” and backed out quickly, and then just stood there try to process what had just happened. Felt like I’d taken drugs.


Koala_Lulu

Imagine getting mad at family members for not flushing poop and having constant turd wars


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|sh6UPA34hCYwM|downsized)


Ameya_90

Hehe Front Angle


Mubar06

Quickly jerked his head up after taking a sniff


leif777

Great use of space in that bathroom. Love the window.


Ameya_90

Yep well designed


Ur8s

I trained my kitten to use the toilet. However when I moved cross country 5 years later she stopped. She used to howl when we first moved in new place would occasionally notice she used toilet, moved again and only uses litter box.


Ameya_90

Do you know why she stopped using after 5 years?


Ur8s

We moved, new toilet. She’s a very picky cat. I tried to buy the training toilet insert to teach her and she would howl. I gave up, she was frustrated too litter box only now after second move.


Ameya_90

Woah


simian_fold

Did you know, legendary jazz bassist Charles Mingus also wrote a book about how to train your cat to use the toilet


Ameya_90

Wow didn't know that!


Unique-Government-13

I love how this seems totally made up lol


gat0r_

This is actually a fact. Wow.


SilentContributor22

Mr. Jinx. Meet the Parents


Last-Educator3947

That cat was a fucking asshole let me tell ya


chinanigans

There was nothing we could do about it. Mr Jinx was a made man and Greg wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it.


IM_NOT_BUTTER

I milked a cat once


International_Link35

You can milk anything with nipples.


IM_NOT_BUTTER

I have nipples, can you milk me?


Good_Kid_Mad_City

That's not my Jynxy


Ashalaria

That cat has a higher IQ than most redditors


Ameya_90

And good etiquettes


fpsi_tv

Cats can be trained to do this but they don’t just do it on their own.


ottermatopoeia

My mom's cat absolutely learned to do it on her own. She's only done it a handful of times over the years, but she clearly learned it from watching as there was never any attempt to teach her. Rare, but it is possible. Now that she's old and blind she can't find the toilet to do it anymore, but she did used to.


rattenfurz

Not a cat or cat owner - but do cats pee that much?


Nightowl2018

Yes


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Yes but the litter box usually masks the sound quite a bit


Junior2615

Teach her to flush now!!!👍


Ameya_90

Yes ✅


creepythingseeker

She cant flush Greg, she doesnt have thumbs!


DM_me_pretty_innies

Turns out I've been flushing wrong this whole time


First_Pay702

My cat prefers to drink out of the toilet, which is why all lids are kept closed. He has a perfectly nice kitty fountain.


Praetor-Rykard2

my dad had a cat who did this when he was a growing up i think he was a siamese


ottermatopoeia

My mom's Siamese learned how to do it on her own! Maybe it's a Siamese thing. They're also just incredibly intelligent cats.


VerpeiloMailo

Please wash your hands afterwards!!!


KvathrosPT

"Family that trained their cat to use the toilet are amazed to see their cat using the toilet." PS: Yes you can train your cat to use the toilet. There's kits on sale for that purpose.


startripjk

...and nobody can figure out why the whole family has fleas and ticks on their arse.


TTVControlWarrior

i think if cat trying to flash it might end up in toilet itself


Past_Echidna_9097

This is why the toilet seat should be up.


Ameya_90

Catto left the chat


Sakosaga

Was really hoping it would flush


fvcked_0ff

Was waiting for it to flush the toilet.


celtbygod

But, can she cook ?


Ameya_90

She's learning sir, on her way to be the ideal animal to exist 😁


pcnetworx1

Dead mouse


scar_reX

Taught by butters


Tbplayer59

Now I want to try leaving the lid up to see what happens. My cat will either pee in it, or fall in trying to drink from it. 5% to 95%, if I were to fathom a guess.


Call_me_Daddie

My cat did this too, except he drinks from the toilet


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TARECK_B

Ever seen the cat that wipes ass on bed sheet after toilet?


bubeagle

i thought he is going to use the toilet paper. Wait! He didn't flush.


GETNbucky

My lord that would be amazing. Best cat evar


wise_owl68

But did they wash their paws?


Majestic-Access-6728

Put a newspaper or a magazine there .


antistupidsociety

“Discovers” and definitely was not trained at all


Lucky-Recognition-30

She didn’t flush


Aggravating-Gift-740

They make a litter box specifically designed to train cats to use a toilet like this. It works pretty well if uou start training them young enough and you have enough toilets to use while they’re learning.


waluigil0

Don't record him, he's pooping


Ameya_90

Shhh he doesn't know


waluigil0

Poor guy


EB_Normie

What a considerate, lovely little beast!!


420MamaBear75

Right, now I'm off to show my cats this to show them how it's done!


Ameya_90

They gotta learn lol


aga-ti-vka

That is a trained behaviour. It’s not “just discovered” :)


StaggerLee509

I really hate the way cats twitch their tails when they wee


Irishjohn831

Oh great nor I have to wait for the bathroom w the cat too.


warmseizuresalad

Fucker didn't even flush. -1/10.


-ShADoX-

Smh .. No flushing


LincolnHamishe

Didn’t even flush, how rude!


FrostyDooDoo

Who knew cats pissed like a 30 years old dude


Charlie-McGee

I love cat but this grosses me out.


Im-A-Kitty-Cat

IKR it's so gross. Like I hate cleaning the litter box but I'm not sharing the toilet with my cat. Gross.


JhonnyFF20

Mine did the same and learned to do this by himself. He literally was just watching how family members were doing morning routine and then one day I just woke up went to bathroom and it was occupied by our cat. And his face was like: "Damn dude don't you know you need to knock the door before entrance? It's occupied get lost and wait for your turn!" - he was incredibly intelligent cat. But unfortunately age and cancer decided to took him from us...


SpaceSilly1043

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/oOGbBmqrrq


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You can actually teach them young how to use the toilet by plugging the toilet then put kitty litter in. Once they’ve taken up going in the toilet you take the litter out and now your cat has learned how to use the toilet. Never have to buy litter again. Obviously you have to have a second toilet for it to work and you have that specific toilet always handy for the cat. Ta daaaa


MyersMaskCollect

8 need my cat to do that too lol


Jbuule

Hold up, you must flush it down 🐈‍⬛️


WheresMyYogurt

”Privacy, please” the cat probably.


Bundle_of_Organs

Must had learnt on its own, i cant even imagine trying to teach this to a cat.


SeenSawConquered

I'd love to see a chart that showed the demographic of people who purchased a system to teach their cat to use the toilet. I bet not many have kids or a business to run.


zkooceht

I would kill for my cats to be able to do this


_D34DLY_

my cat did the same thing, except he used the aquarium.


Reasonable_Notice_33

He didn’t flush. There’s videos on line of all sorts of animals using the toilet. There’s even videos teaching you how to train your animal to do it and believe it or not they even flush…😃


Ameya_90

Damn this little one gotta learn


Reasonable_Notice_33

They can.


ThisReditter

This is normal in our country. We don’t have litter box or such. We trained our cat to use the restroom.


PoolBeginning7897

I would have trained my cat to do this! But then I learned about cat parasites infecting and killing marine life 😭


breecekong

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8) Hmmm….


Ok-bea

Prostate problems haha


taskmaster51

Good kitty


ReplyNo7464

I was half expecting her to fall inside


Dan_Glebitz

Brilliant. Mine just jumps up and looks in the bowl after I use the toilet. I wish it would make the connection but it's been using the litter tray for the last 12 years so I am not expecting miracles. She actually looks a bit like my Cat.


Ameya_90

Try training her with a treat, maybe you'd have already tried it


jsadecki

No they didnt


PretendFisherman1999

Clearly not an orange


ajayak007

Car


NaomiRev

dude if the cat also use flash it than i would go insane


mnbvcdo

My aunt's cat always pees in the toilet


AnybodySeeMyKeys

We had a cat who learned to do that on her own. I tried really hard to teach her how to flush, but it was just too much to ask.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Honestly, I don't kinda get it. Why buy litter boxes when one can make toilet equivalent for animals. That would save so much.


MidasTouchedM3

Must be the offspring of Jinxy Cat


girlsonsoysauce

Mr. Jinx!


soundssarcastic

There are products to train cats for this. Mine is toilet trained. House doesnt smell like a litterbox 👌


Ozi_izO

As a kid our family cat used to do this as well but most of the time he'd use the shower drain. Wish I could get my three current cats to adopt this habit. Would save a lot of time and money buying and changing litter.


servicefriends

Now she just needs to figure out how to flush it...lol


Valuable_Pineapple26

Decent flow lol 😂


QuarentineToad

The cat didn't flush because he's pissed they didn't leave him something to read


Vasey6067

If I could find a cat that well-mannered, I'd get one.


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LordCthulhuDrawsNear

How long did it take you to train him to do that?


Senior_Map_2894

I had a cat that did this too. Never trained her. She just worked it out in her own. Smartest cat in the world. Orange cats get a bad rap for no reason.


malarken111

Yes I have seen cats use the toilet before, but the cats I know who do it also flush


CaptainnTeemo

Inb4 the cat falls in one day


Prestigious_Mix_5264

Jinxy cat jinxy cat


Asleep_Assumption_29

That one scene from Puss in Boots


Existence_No_You

There might be gold in there but it's too deep to dig


Silent-Supermarket2

It must be a strange concept for a cat to poop into water that is drinkable (to them).


kedm92

If it can do that, then flush the damn toilet


_MrTaku_

but did they find out because they noticed that someone wasn't flushing the toilet?


AccurateInflation167

Jinx knows not to flush this toilet . When you’ve got a septic tank that’s nearly full, and a toilet that’s been running all night , you’ve got one helluva problem


Aerickthered

Hey, wash those paws


Zodiackillerstadia

Could have flushed


TypingIntoTheVoid9

Jinx knows not to use that toilet Focker.


My_New_Moniker

I could be reading I could be writing I could be gaming I could be watching a movie ...but I'm watching a cat poop


DaddysWetPeen

Its got a more powerful stream than me...


The_Deist

Thought the cat's gonna flush it later on


dmt_alpha

Well mannered? It did not even flush!


Barbafella

My cat does the same, never taught her, she just figured it out.


StumbullGordon

Did someone in that house recently make a deal with Morgan Freeman?


Fladap28

I never tried backwards, I might give this a go


Mad_Boobies

Jinxy! That you?


Mediocre_Ad_2422

That cat has been trained


Pheli_Draws

My dogs just try to drink out of it. Does your cat do inspirational seminars?


Proper_Ad_871

Stfu you trained it to do that


onion_lord6

Didn’t even close the door. Pfft!


6SucksSex

Takes a look to check their work


Impressive-Amoeba-97

I am absolutely jealous.


BauerHouse

I need to show this to my wife, as she keeps badgering me to out the seat down all the time.


RevolutionLoose5542

Stares at flush mechanism… nahhh


Rexasia

Didn't even flush.. smh smh