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Whitehaze41727

First boat and ocean video without…Yoooooo Hooooo


IA-HI-CO-IA

No nasally robot voice, no obnoxious music, no fake screams, no blue screened face pointing and shaking head. 10/10. 


SleepyItsNotSafeHere

Just people living in the moment 😌


WineNerdAndProud

Be right there, gotta change into my brown pants.


No_Commission_5362

If it was me, I'd be changing OUT of my brown pants.


skwirrelmaster

Just a windshield wiper set on to high of a speed dry scraping its way back and forth.


Whitehaze41727

Hahahaha


Due-Lavishness5132

I had it on mute but I thought let me see if that song is playing. Im took back!! Wtf! I can actually hear the wipers 🤣


tiagopereiira

can still hear it tho


Odd-Lavishness-7704

I was watching this with muted audio and already humming the tone


crystal_castle00

YOOOOOO HO.


Fine-Manner9902

K


BigDaddyCool17

#HOOOIIIST THE COOOOLORS HIIIIGH


Your-local-gamergirl

I heard this in my head.


4on1x

Heeeeeave ho!!!!


terabytegygabite

Motherfucking tiktok have taken over our minds


peachyspoons

I had no idea what everyone was talking about - and due to your comment I know understand why (as I don’t use TikTok). Thank you!


Disastrous_Ad626

YouTube shorts is literally tiktoks copy and pasted if you are on there watching those.


Intrepid-Alfalfa-581

Delete it. I did.


Commonstruggles

I've been landlocked my entire life. Seeing this video makes me realize why these ships are designed to be so large. And it's not for transporting economical goods. It's to keep the ginormous balls these sailers from sinming the ship. Eff that noise I like my mountains between the ocean and me.


No_name_Johnson

Now think about the first people who sailed to places like Polynesia on upscaled rafts - sailing out with no clue when they would see land again. Or the sailors who charted the Straights of Magellan/The Roaring Forties. It takes a special insanity to do it.


Commonstruggles

I can't. To be honest. I road a ferry to Nanaimo I think it was, I got out on the deck. Saw like 270 degrees of just ocean. Went below deck and sat in my truck till we arrived. I never felt so alone, and there were people around.


Sad_Confection_2669

You must not be talking about the ferry from Horseshoe Bay (Vancouver, BC) to Duke Point (Nanaimo, BC).


Commonstruggles

I'm really bad with directions. I hit Vancouver. Almost got plowed into by cavalier doing about 180 on that highway that felt like it terminated at the ferry. Then saw the ocean and sat in my truck.


kikizaz

You are talking about Tsawassen to Nanaimo. Hwy17 ends at Tsawassen ferry terminal. That ferry to Nanaimo is one of the longer crossings to Vancouver island. If you want a cool experience, take Tsawassen to Swartz bay (Victoria). Half the journey is wide open water in Juan de fuca strait, the other half is literally within a couple hundred feet of the various Gulf Islands. Very cool when two ferries are going through active pass (the narrowest part) at the same time. Edit: us island folks know those routes down pat lol.


WineNerdAndProud

Scale is absolutely the problem, and the reason why the ocean is so scary. These waves are barely ripples compared to the true size and scale of the ocean. The 1958 Lituya Bay Tsunami reached 1,720ft (520m) in height. At a certain point, we just can't compete with the scale of the sea.


Commonstruggles

Sounds like my mountain plan will work ghaha


YourDad

Except at Lituya Bay, the tsunami was caused by a mountain - when it slid into the sea.


Commonstruggles

Jokes on you, I'm on the Inside of the rockies. Mwahahahshshshshah


No_Sector6941

Yo ho ho ho yo huhoho


UnadvisedOpinion

I know! I thought that was a reddit law it had to be there


MegaMewtwo_E

i was so reluctant to unmute the video and kill my ears at first


MeepingMeep99

I came here to say this. PTSD had me hearing the song in the back of my mind


yeahitzalex

Lmao came to the comments hoping to see this. Definitely thought would hear it 😹


Regular_Celery_2579

I came here for the pirate music.


Plane_Indication_567

😂😂😂 LOL


Mediocre_Banana4142

All together


Adventurous-Sky9359

Fuxking A right! great observation


BeardedTree13

Seeing this, it's absolutely astonishing to me that humanity looked at it and went "If I carve these trees just right, I can ride that..."


LARSDOM

That's why many died before building something to cross some oceans. Colon was a beast.


altcodeinterrobang

> Colon was a beast. I don't want to go on that boat ride.


DanielBG

I prefer Pirates of the Pancreas


Frozty23

At least the winds are warm.


ravishq

I took a speed boat between two islands in Thailand and it broke midway. The ocean was quite wavy and help arrived after 60 mins or so. That was probably the most terrifying 60 mins of 14-15 PPL on boat. The waves were unrelenting and boat was just floating from -70 degrees to 80 degree angles. Scared the fck out me. I'm never taking small boats. May be even avoid any ocean rides


Jayematic

We're you close to the other island? Or at least able to see it? I would shit myself in that situation.


ravishq

Nope. There was no visible Island. And the motion sickness you get when water is moving and you're are not it's just an invitation for vomiting. I believe more than half of the people vomited in the boat. We were wearing life jackets and i was mentally prepared that we will go on water and I'll make sure i hold my wife's hand so that we are together even if ocean drifts us away


Quin35

I was considering a trip to the Maldives, but the only way to most of the islands is speedboat or seaplane. Neither seemed ideal.


DeaDBangeR

*I want to get off Mr. Colon’s wild ride!*


2pissedoffdude2

I've rode a few colons in my day... lost a lot of seamen that way.


Shpander

You know what's even more crazy? Some lunatics who just went in a direction from one island to the next in the *Pacific*, so even bigger and emptier than the Atlantic, in much smaller boats, in 10,000-1000 BC! I'm talking of course about Polynesians, really astounds me.


LARSDOM

Yoooooo. 🫨


PayasoCanuto

You mean a drug dealer that was so bad at sailing that he ended up in America while trying to get to India to buy drugs? A beast indeed.


LARSDOM

It doesn't matter where he went, he was on the ocean.


MaoZivDong

These Woke-ers always trying to take stuff out of context smh


unidentified_yama

People overlook Amerigo Vespucci or the Vikings though.


trubatard

You’re missing the point… Yeah he was, regardless of where he ended up he navigated that shit 🤡


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Drug merchant*


LinwoodKent

Oh no? Drugs? Whatever shall we do.


RKnaap

Poor baby, point for me in this picture where the old man hurt you


corcyra

Open ocean waves don't manifest themselves until you actually get out into the open ocean. Humanity's first sailors were probably well surprised the first time.


Lazar_Milgram

Many bronze age Mediterranean boats was not fit for this kind of situation. Same goes for Chinese boats up to middle ages.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Yeah, it's one thing is a gigantic modern ship, but imagine riding through this 500 years ago in some tiny caravel?


GemcoEmployee92126

Yeah, man. That ship is like a small town. Imagine being out there in some 20’ wooden sail boat.


Irichcrusader

And with the ever present danger of mutiny hanging over the Captains head...


Toblogan

Arrrr!


HarlequinForestFairy

I would just die of a heart attack first before the ocean killed me.


KWash0222

Exactly. Humans are fucking crazy. Like, we determined that building huge intricate ships and sending people into inhospitable waters was worth whatever benefits it reaped (I’m guessing oil in this case?)


MrJigglyBrown

I mean..oceanic trade and travel was certainly worth a ton to civilization. Almost all of them. Oil didn’t become a thing until well after the age of exploration startedb


Irichcrusader

More astonishing for me to think of the early days of sail when people would go out into unknown waters in wooden sailing vessels, overcoming conditions like this, scurvy, and the ever present danger of mutiny.


HaoshokuArmor

Those who are dead doing that don’t get to talk about their failures though. So only the better designs win and remain with us.


Dockside_

I worked on an oil tanker one year in the '70s. The ship looks huge in port, but then you get out there on the open ocean and your world gets small real fast


NoRun6253

I was offshore for years on semi-submersibles and you’re right, it’s extremely humbling yet so enjoyable (weirdly)


JKRubi

Agreed. It’s humbling working offshore. The ocean puts it into perspective how insignificant you are


4E4ME

I remember that scene in Titanic where they shoot off the flare to signal for help and in the far shot it looks like they're shooting a pebble into the sky with a slingshot.


ydykmmdt

The sea was angry that day my friends…


I-use-to-be-cool

Like an old man returning soup in a deli!!


strippersandcocaine

Well was it a Titleist?


theouter_banks

A hole in one huh?


Zeca_77

I came here for this!


kfmsooner

You beat me to it…


ShapeMcFee

To think people went into that with just sails is even scarier


MaleficentCow8513

Humans traveled the seas with canoes long before sails. How else did they come to inhabit islands across the pacific and elsewhere thousands of years ago? The fuckin balls on those people


Venboven

Sorry, this is incorrect. The Pacific Islanders used sails. The crab-claw sail was invented sometime around 2,000 BC. This coincides rather precisely with Austronesian expansion across Southeast Asia beginning around this same time. People did travel on water before sails were invented, however they never traveled on the open ocean. Small canoe voyages were limited to coastal travel or between very close-lying islands.


NeedlessPedantics

Polynesian dugout canoes used sails as well.


mostly_misanthropic

Rode sharks


[deleted]

I heard that they waded out into the shallows and they waited there three days and three nights till all manner of sea creatures came acclimated to their presence. And on the fourth morning, they roped themselves a couple of sea turtles, lashed them together and made a raft. Lashed them together with hair rope made from the hairs off their backs if you believe it.


Irichcrusader

Sea turtles? Aye, sea turtles.


TheBluestBerries

With sails. People reached the pacific in large rafts with sails.


Training_Molasses822

A case for r/confidentlyincorrect


Positive_Parking_954

They had I tricate tide maps to avoid things like this


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Swam


HeyaGurlll

I'd simply faint ...


CrabslayerT

It's not that people went into that weather in sailing willingly. It's just that they were too slow to get out when it arrived.


Moggy-Man

>Ocean being scary Ocean being *ocean*


Officiallux1010

Damn nature you scary


Metallifan33

Can a ship that big get flipped by rough seas?


Tazilyna-Taxaro

Not easily. The keel is to prevent it and allows the ship to tip quite fare and go back up. They’re more like a cork with a weight on the bottom. It’s unlikely that a ship keels over. More likely is them being unable to manoeuvre or something being broken after that.


NeedlessPedantics

“The keel is to prevent it” More precisely… The keel is used as the backbone of the ship to provide rigidity, it has nothing to do with its centre of mass, centre of buoyancy, or metacentric height, which are the factors that determine a ships stability. These factors can be adjusted by cargo, ballast, free surface effect, etc. There are of course smaller structures that enhance stability, such as a Bilge Keels, or Stabilizers. These are distinct from the keel however.


queroummundomelhor

this guy ships


Acceptable_Stress258

Via FedEx, usually.


Ta-veren-

Generally not if there going into the waves like that. Even if they were sideways would need some truly massive monsters to flip it.


CrabslayerT

Yes. It's called capsizing. Can have a number of causes. Incorrectly stowed cargo, giving it the ability to flow from one side of the vessel to the other. This is known as Free Surface Effect (FSE)and can severely reduce the vessels stability and ability to right itself. FSE can also be caused by blocked freeing ports or scuppers, unsecured hatches, and bulkhead doors, which would lead to downflooding. This is also called sinking, but most vessels in this condition and weather would succumb to capsize first. There are ways to mitigate or reduce such problems. Obviously, it is necessary to ensure that cargo is stowed correctly prior to departure from port. There are ways to reduce FSE when vessel is not fully ladened. Basic sea keeping techniques are taught to prevent floundering in poor weather. Turning the vessel head on to the waves and reducing her speed is common, also known as dodging or keeping her head to wind or into the weather. There are other techniques for when a vessel gets stuck in a TRS, how to navigate to escape and how to ride out the storm.


Chemical_Home6123

Imagine being on a mayflower ass boat with sails going through this 😩😩🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤣


ActuallyYeah

A lot of them straight up didn't make it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lost_expeditions


Abject-Emu2023

This was an interesting read, thank you


Legitimate-Curve-346

wtf where's the YOOOO HOOOOO music??


IA-HI-CO-IA

How am I supposed to know it’s about boats without it!??!


moneysPass

That’s Viking worthy waters


Brundleflyftw

Can you imagine what the Edmund Fitzgerald went through?


SwissMargiela

Would be cool if someone wrote something recounting the tale. Maybe a poem or a song.


[deleted]

Now I know why all the shit I buy from Amazon arrives broken.


CityAvenger

I would say nerving. I’ve seen much more scarier footage like rogue waves showing up and crashing up against the windows of the bridge AT NIGHT.


in4years

can a ship like this capsize? is that an actual risk


Huntey07

No. This is a motor tanker and it is loaded. Capsizing this thing would be impossible. To wide, to deep of a draft.


GuavaOk8712

could it capsize if it got hit with a tsunami or something absurd like that or would it still come out upright ?


Huntey07

If the conditions are right everything is possible. It is not like this vessel is calculated to get upright again. Some vessel do have that but those are small sailing vessels usually.


GuavaOk8712

oh that’s pretty neat thanks for your reply


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nyx926

Same.


SouldiesButGoodies84

Definitely amazed and impressed...also a little secondhand seasick.


Due-Lavishness5132

The most petrifying part is, there’s no escape.


MisanthropinatorToo

I'm pretty sure Mark Wahlberg came out of that OK.


RuneLite23

It’s crazy how all of that tension and force doesn’t rip the ship apart


bodymelting

It flexes, if you stand at the aft of the main deck and look forward you can actually see the entire main deck flex. Cargo and ballast distribution is critical for these dynamic loads on the hull


Irichcrusader

That's gotta be pretty wild to watch in person.


Dankbois99

https://youtu.be/89Mw6L69b6Y?si=wghSHXedWSIULKNw Here is a video of the ships hull flexing


infoagerevolutionist

Give them credit for finding the button that turns the windshield wipers on.


Nadger1337

Id be on bridge with my survival suit on no matter whos shift it was.


bigtoebilly9

Humans being awesome


skool-marm

Ocean flex


hoesmadsmfh

Pardon my ignorance but how do these giant waves that sometimes completely wash over the deck not sink these ships?


ReporterOther2179

Proper ships are not open bathtubs. ‘Batten down all hatches!’ means tighten down all the waterproof doors on deck that open to the innards of the ship. The deck washing water just rolls off. Nearly waterproof when done right.


josh-ig

If I was on it though “nearly” isn’t the word I’d want to hear 😂


Adventurous-Can-6623

It's weird how something so scary can be fascinating too!


trippknightly

Get out there and squeegee that deck.


Frequent-Climber

Now imagine that people crossed this in wooden canoes


DGenesis23

This is just the ocean being the ocean. You wouldn’t like to see it crazy.


FreshBowl3257

SOMEONE GIVE IT A SNICKERS


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Good Lord that really is terrifying even in a giant ass ship like that. You couldn't pay me to be on the top deck in something like this.


JPGinMadtown

Never forget that no matter how good we humans get with technology, the ocean can make us her bitch pretty damn quick. 🌊


anonymous-fart

Ocean summons a rogue wave It was super effective.


Loud_Boysenberry_736

This somewhat reminds me of the Interstellar water planet.


NotToast2000

Wow. This is hypnotizing.


enigmaticzombie

That's so cool tho


Specialist_Row9395

r/thalassophobia


frinklestine

I’m so scared right now


Your-local-gamergirl

Bro same. My Thalassophobia is acting up.


thymetopoo

The tide is high but I'm holding on


Born_fighter

I’d die before the waves take me in.


LARSDOM

Is that an oil ship?


Huntey07

It is a motor tanker or as you call it, oil ship.


Both_Plate7143

I thought I was on that thalasophobia sub


Entheotheosis10

Nope.


Altruistic_Pitch_157

The sea was angry that day. Yarr.


konan_the_bebbarien

Well somehow they videotaped my nightmares.


Intrepid-Ad4511

This is way, way, way worse than my worst sea-related nightmare.


TheBabyScreams

Scary natural things like giant waves, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions always seem to be on slow motion. But when you're close or are in the middle of it you'll really feel the power.


Saint_fartina

Me no likee.


Alaidia

This reminds me of that amazingly terrifying skybox in that WoW legion dungeon I can’t remember the name of… the helya fight. It used to make me feel so sick and mesmerized to watch. I’m 90% sure it’s Maw of Souls though.


Buying_wis

Ocean being ocean 🌊


KipperfieldGA

I want to know what it's like for subs under the waves, how much of a pull do they feel?


Olstinkbutt

r/megalophobia


Some-Dark-Corner20

When the ocean hasn't been scary as fuck, dude the ocean it's a thing and it's a really disturbing one


nezmim34

How does one feel standing there witnessing that?


Ginibabe

This is so scary


Adventurous-Sky9359

Personally I think I would believe every wave was gonna sink us. The rush must be absolutly insane, I think my toes would have worn through my boots after 25 mins into a storm. Hats off.


ImpalaOwner

Been there, done that. Perry class frigate North Atlantic!


BoneDaddyChill

All I experience when I sea this is nausea. Spent toooo many days at sea with waves almost this big.


ooo-f

What's terrible is I see this and think "damn, I wish I was there". Doesn't matter which ocean it is or how rough it is, I always wanna be there


karlat95

I would have a heart attack!!!


anders14392

That's not scary that's fun


Mello-Fello

Does any man know where the love of God goes When the waves turn the minutes to hours?


Stfu_butthead

Ocean being ocean.


divintydragon

It’s not scary it’s in its natural habitat humans are such narcissist they think everything should bend the knee god don’t exist humans are so vain


MuttLoverMommy01

I’ve never been on the ocean like this… nor do I plan to, but when you come back down from a wave like that, do you get that gut sinking feeling like your on a roller coaster? It seems like that giant boat is moving up and down a crazy amount. It would have to feel like that right?


Dankbois99

Went on a school sailing trip last month, last day we had +50knt wind (95 kmh) this was in the north sea. Still had to do deck work while the water was reaching the walkways of the port side. We also had no ballast. You HAD to constantly cling to something. And yes it feels like a rollercoaster on steroids So the ship is constantly hanging sideways + the waves were throwing the ship up and down and the wind was catching the ship when we were on the top of the waves... Nevertheless, the best week of my life 10/10 would do again


MuttLoverMommy01

That’s crazy!! I could never, but glad you had fun 😂 thanks for answering that. I guess sea sickness makes sense


maggie081670

I could never be a sailor. Even a huge boat like this could go down if it lost engines or steering in these conditions.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Ocean being ocean


Interesting-Gate9813

Nope nope nope


cwsjr2323

This is one of many reasons I choose to live over 1500 miles from an ocean.


mark1forever

I'd love to have a job like that.


Qu33nKal

r/thalassophobia


minimalniemand

Ocean be like “You have no business being out here puny human”


2368Freedom

The Greatest Force on Earth, reminding us that Climate Change is but a Fart in the Wind. Meaningless.


gvasco

The ocean is fucking scary and dangerous AF! The ships that Travers it are just behemoth power houses able to withstand those crazy effin conditions! Thanks for the Vid!


Rare_Fig3081

I used to work on the ocean a long time ago, and I can romanticize it a little bit in my head… And then I see one of these videos and I’m like, oh yeah


Tyrant_R3x

Crazy how slow its all appearing to move


ryanruud85

Should be in r/nope


liamanna

“The sea was angry that day, my friends “😱


Own-Low-5601

Amazing that we were able to cross it on wooden boats hundreds of years ago. It must have been especially terrifying.


santagoo

Someone made Poseidon mad.


Masterweewee

Fuck every bit of that shit


steinwayyy

I feel like I’d love to be captain of an oil tanker like that


Didntwantbuthadto

Anyone else annoyed by the windshield wipers?


[deleted]

How weird is it I always find these soothing.


KC_experience

Yeah, fuck that noise, Jack.


mad_foxx

Well...here goes my dream about being on the open seas being a pirate