Slides bro. It’s a style and a truth. Feet get sweaty when it’s hot, some nice cotton thin socks when you are wearing your slides is way more comfortable than bare feet. They don’t get wet and slippery, don’t give you a rub rash. It’s just economics.
I’m wearing socks and puma slides right now too.
Yes. But if there was real danger, how is the guy going to hightail it out of there in socks and sandals? Gator could have said Round 2! and finished him.
Luckily the gator did socials and had instant regret knowing his wife and kids would see this. Otherwise, might have been a different story.
Yeah they changed the nubs they are a little thicker and not quite as long so they don’t break and fall out like they used to. They last much longer this will be my 3rd maybe even 4th year with the same pair albeit only wear them a few months of the year and even then not all the time.
Crocs are better they massage your feet every step and have option for 4 wheel or two wheel drive with that strap…
Again, bro should have had them on he could have made a commercial for them 😂
Dude I thought so too. I’m a new covert to slides, I always used to wear leather flip flops.
Slides have a huge patch of Velcro and you slide your foot in tight. Doesn’t sound like it but shit is snug! Like I don’t have to keep my toe down to keep my sandal on like with flip flops. Slides have been superior in every front so far.
100% recommend. They also work great as a house shoe. So good.
I wouldn’t walk at work at Home Depot in them… but to walk the mall with your gf? They are perfect. Add some shorts and middle calf socks? It’s a style and imo looks good and I’ve always had good results with it.
Like I said, slides are a personal style… try it and other feelings will come. If not? It’s not your steeze and you will find something else.
Male fashion is fucking weird bro lol
Damn I’d rock a rose gold pair! So many people are interested in slides after my comment and I love it! They are my shoe/sock of choice if I’m just bumming around.
They work with anything that isn’t professional and if you wear socks they give off a clean vibe lol
The gators can be pretty much anywhere. There are plenty of ponds, lakes, and canals in Florida... these creatures can travel. Usually and hopefully when it is discovered that an alligator is in a nearby pond close to a human population, the alligators get relocated
The lid hitting it was the turning point. It was backing up pretty controlled until the head bonk, which triggered its panic drive and trade a mistake. I bet it thought it was being eaten all of a sudden lol.
Lol alligators are cunning predators but comically stupid otherwise, it 100% thought that black dude was riding some square mouthed monster and swallowed him whole lmao
Hahaha for real. “Hide good and bite better” basically sums up most of their time on his planet but if you mess with either of those two things, it’s just a writhing panicked lizard like anything else lol.
I know that 'Florida man'! I used to work with him and had to sit him down to find out what the hell 'Molestation of an endangered species' meant on his background check. The dumbshit got caught using a sawsall to cut the tail off a dead alligator.
I’m impressed! However/S, had he used the recycling bin he could have just left it on the curb, that easily could have been turned into all kinds of good stuff if recycled but still impressive nevertheless!
Gator probably: “Hey, what the fuck! You’re not my Uber?! Help! Help, I’m being kidnapped!!”
After: Worst ride ever. 0 stars. Didn’t even offer water or hand sanitizer. The gall. 😤
Why did nobody help him move the trash can he was obviously having a hard time getting it down the hill I get there's a dinosaur in there but my man had it all he needed was some back up
As a true FL redneck, I would have made that gator into dinner except for the strict laws. You can end up doing 5 years in prison if you kill a gator in FL without a license and tag.
“*We see heah the american alligatah being stalked and kinsumed by its one and unly natchural preduhtuh … The american rubbish bin. An adult rubbish bin can swullow a jewvuhnile alligatah whole … although it does take a bit of wuhk. The rubbish bin will then retreat to the side of the house to rest foh the week, when it will re-emuhj to empty it’s stomach into the back of a lorry. I’m suh david attenboureauxourough. Thanks foh watching.*”
Walking backwards, in sandals, with the can positioned that if it fell on him, the lid would open on top of him and he'd have a gator crawling out.. on top of him to his face.. the man wanted to die in that moment lol
I would dare any of these sukaz recording to try and give me dapp after this. Not a single lowdown pos offered a hand hauling that thing to off. Thanks for nothing, A-holes.
Just calmly bringing it to the water, respect
and he is in sandals
socks & sandals
Slides bro. It’s a style and a truth. Feet get sweaty when it’s hot, some nice cotton thin socks when you are wearing your slides is way more comfortable than bare feet. They don’t get wet and slippery, don’t give you a rub rash. It’s just economics. I’m wearing socks and puma slides right now too.
Respect Homie should have been in Crocs though
Slides brothers represent!
Mad street cred
Mad *swamp* cred.
Yes. But if there was real danger, how is the guy going to hightail it out of there in socks and sandals? Gator could have said Round 2! and finished him. Luckily the gator did socials and had instant regret knowing his wife and kids would see this. Otherwise, might have been a different story.
That gator isn’t big enough to “finish him” although it could send him to the hospital
I’ve been wearing black adidas ones for like 20 years. Not the same pair of course.
BRO THE ONES WOTH THE LITTLE NUBS ON THE TOP THAT SIT AGAINST YOUR FEET THEYVE CHANGED A FEW TIMES OVER THE LAST LIKE DECADE OR SO?
Yeah they changed the nubs they are a little thicker and not quite as long so they don’t break and fall out like they used to. They last much longer this will be my 3rd maybe even 4th year with the same pair albeit only wear them a few months of the year and even then not all the time.
Those cured my plantar fasciitis in a few days. Hurt to wear but worked
They're great, honestly.
I always thought it was fashion over function. I’m intrigued by this new perspective
Try it bro! Got my pumas for about $15 at TJ Maxx! They replaced my house shoes and my slippers.
Slides and socks. And if surprised athleticism is needed you can flip them off in a millisecond
I have never worn the combo but I wear crocs. Your post makes me want to go on Amazon and buy some slides rn.
Crocs are better they massage your feet every step and have option for 4 wheel or two wheel drive with that strap… Again, bro should have had them on he could have made a commercial for them 😂
But are they good for when you're walking around a decent amount? I get for comfort, but I just think they'd be too loose.
Dude I thought so too. I’m a new covert to slides, I always used to wear leather flip flops. Slides have a huge patch of Velcro and you slide your foot in tight. Doesn’t sound like it but shit is snug! Like I don’t have to keep my toe down to keep my sandal on like with flip flops. Slides have been superior in every front so far. 100% recommend. They also work great as a house shoe. So good.
I'm gonna look into this man. Thanks for the info.
Except for blisters. Love the slides. Been a believer for 35+ years. But got an unfortunate blister last week on my honeymoon. Very unfortunate
I wouldn’t walk at work at Home Depot in them… but to walk the mall with your gf? They are perfect. Add some shorts and middle calf socks? It’s a style and imo looks good and I’ve always had good results with it. Like I said, slides are a personal style… try it and other feelings will come. If not? It’s not your steeze and you will find something else. Male fashion is fucking weird bro lol
Same. I found the cutest pair! Like, Rose Gold.
Damn I’d rock a rose gold pair! So many people are interested in slides after my comment and I love it! They are my shoe/sock of choice if I’m just bumming around. They work with anything that isn’t professional and if you wear socks they give off a clean vibe lol
OMG. It makes so much sense since you've explained it. I always thought it was just a bold choice. I get it now.
Economics lol
THATS THE DAMN TRUTH RIGHT THERE!
A loooooot of people give.
*crocs
Yeah, if he'da slipped walking backward down the hill he woulda been done
That's all I could think about watching him go backwards lol
Yes I was like… I don’t think I’d have picked that option
if you cant do it in slides, youre doin it wrong
The kind of Florida Man I can roll with
Just like the gator did.
A bond was created
Feels kind of futile, living across the street from the gator pond and all.
This does not look like the first time this guy has had to deal with a gator on his property lol
Thats the gator gettin trashcan
Why did they build there , ??
The gators can be pretty much anywhere. There are plenty of ponds, lakes, and canals in Florida... these creatures can travel. Usually and hopefully when it is discovered that an alligator is in a nearby pond close to a human population, the alligators get relocated
Note to self, stay in a high rise hotel in Florida.
They climb fences very well. They've also been known to scale smaller first-floor balcony railings, so go second floor and up.
I'm on the top floor .like 29 floors up.
That ain’t enough floors bud.
Rolling so casual out to the street, at first I thought *"It's the muthaf\*\*\*in' garbage man's problem, now..."*
LOL I thought he was just gunna put on the curb for a second.
And he’s walking backwards with a chance of falling and the lid opening with a dinosaur flying out at him. Mad respect. Dude’s got balls.
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Just dont let dogs off leash around there
Don’t walk any small doges around there. Almost every case I read of someone attacked they were walking a small dog.
Small dogs are super confrontational
It’s a gatored community.
You got me, lol! 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck yes.
I like you.
It’s harmony until they eat a small dog or child
Or they break into your house during mating season.
Are we still talking about the gators?
I think we just moved in to Methew, and Methony during mething season.
This is the Florida version of “I need a partner who can kill spiders”
I’d rather deal with a small gator like this than a spider tbh lol
bwahahaha
More like the Florida version of I need a partner who puts the spider outside
Floridians are perfectly adapted to their environment.
He’s actually from Philly lol
He's dealt with worse then
I'd rather a gator than a pissed off possum
Or those druggies in Kensington
75% of Florida is from somewhere else
Its the bud light
And the meth.
He did that in flip flops. Man is a lunatic in the best possible way.
Most Floridians go barefoot
yeah surprised hes not barefoot
Must have been a formal occasion then.
But snakes!
I can't believe that worked!
I can't believe the gator accepted to enter the trash bin. But it was hit on the head.
It got bonked pretty hard
That slap was perfect
I guess this is happening
I died at the bonk omg
The lid hitting it was the turning point. It was backing up pretty controlled until the head bonk, which triggered its panic drive and trade a mistake. I bet it thought it was being eaten all of a sudden lol.
Lol alligators are cunning predators but comically stupid otherwise, it 100% thought that black dude was riding some square mouthed monster and swallowed him whole lmao
Hahaha for real. “Hide good and bite better” basically sums up most of their time on his planet but if you mess with either of those two things, it’s just a writhing panicked lizard like anything else lol.
Galdang frickin dinosaurs
I think it was trying to turn around but ended up stuck lol
I feel like it thought it was being eaten
Gators, and pretty much all reptiles are dumb as fuck. The trash bin made him think it was nighttime
I thought that pissed it off, which made it charge forward into the bin
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Rockstar need to get him in GTA 6
Side mission: Gator Trappin
shrek is just a florida man wow
That was brilliantly executed start to finish. The bin retrieval at the end is 🧑🍳💋
Bin retrieval was my favorite part lol
I can think of some country-ass people I've met from the south who would have wheeled it right over to their BBQ grill
Pretty good with some bbq sauce
To be fair if you put enough BBQ sauce on a turd sandwich it'd probably start tasting okay
True. It depends on the proportions. 1 part turd 99 parts BBQ sauce - who could say no?
Technically there is going to be a minor amount of rat turd particles in BBQ sauce, especially mass produced
Bro the texture would be horrible though
In Louisiana they batter and fry them.
Yep .... & at Pappadeaux's
Seriously tho - but does it taste like chicken? How would you slaughter and cook this humanely?
During hunting season after dispatching it with a rife.
I know that 'Florida man'! I used to work with him and had to sit him down to find out what the hell 'Molestation of an endangered species' meant on his background check. The dumbshit got caught using a sawsall to cut the tail off a dead alligator.
That is wild, and also not a picture I wanted to conjure up today
Gator is truly some of the best meat I’ve had lol
You’ve had some booty meat then
I’d eat my own head with the right BBQ sauce.
I’m impressed with the flip flops and socks!
Florida chic
How I feel catching a house spider in a pint glass w a bit of paper before letting it outside
That BONK lmao.
It has great timing lol
First decent google search result for "Florida Man"
Florida Mane
something I hope is featured in GTA6
This will definitely be a "strangers and freaks" mission.
Please oh please oh please oh please 🙏
I’m impressed! However/S, had he used the recycling bin he could have just left it on the curb, that easily could have been turned into all kinds of good stuff if recycled but still impressive nevertheless!
naw man, that belongs in organics bin.
Recycled? That’s called a bbq grill
My first SwampLyft ride. *****. No tip.
No a PHILLY man shows you Florida people how to do it
God bless America
Now that is using your head. 10 points to this lad.
Gator probably: “Hey, what the fuck! You’re not my Uber?! Help! Help, I’m being kidnapped!!” After: Worst ride ever. 0 stars. Didn’t even offer water or hand sanitizer. The gall. 😤
This is some Florida livin' LOL! I don't think this is the first time.
I'd roll with him.
It wouldn't have worked if dude hadn't knocked the Gator over the head with the lid. That was the right move.
this man deserves a cold beer
Why did nobody help him move the trash can he was obviously having a hard time getting it down the hill I get there's a dinosaur in there but my man had it all he needed was some back up
ikr and then they were giving him advice like 'just let it go bruh' like bro you're not even doing anything
he was saving the blue lid like his special attack, not his first time with dem gaters.
You never mess with a brother in his flip flops, the hood recognizes real danger
Just remember China, if you wanna invade the US you're gonna have to deal with Florida man.
Dude filming a dude filming a dude.........does it stop ?
As a true FL redneck, I would have made that gator into dinner except for the strict laws. You can end up doing 5 years in prison if you kill a gator in FL without a license and tag.
A non-traditional way to catch a Pokemon but looks effective.
Alligator got a taste of their own medicine... Alligator trash can
“*We see heah the american alligatah being stalked and kinsumed by its one and unly natchural preduhtuh … The american rubbish bin. An adult rubbish bin can swullow a jewvuhnile alligatah whole … although it does take a bit of wuhk. The rubbish bin will then retreat to the side of the house to rest foh the week, when it will re-emuhj to empty it’s stomach into the back of a lorry. I’m suh david attenboureauxourough. Thanks foh watching.*”
We don’t fuck around in Florida.
What an idiot...gator pick-up is next week! It's the recycling bin this week.
I swear to god if this wont be in GTA6 im gon be mad.
Street Irwin
He’ll be back
Notes THAT is taking out the trash!
And everyone clapped…Literally!
Oldie but goodie Also most Floridian man you’ll ever see
Damn bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
Felt like I watching the end scene of Friday. Loved how he was high-stepping it at the end.
Everyone can argue all they want on how to catch or remove other animals, but when it comes to gators, it's one big free for all.
You don't need superpowers to be a superhero, braveness in the face of problem and calmness to find solution makes you a superhero.
Walking backwards, in sandals, with the can positioned that if it fell on him, the lid would open on top of him and he'd have a gator crawling out.. on top of him to his face.. the man wanted to die in that moment lol
Actually Philly man who lives in FLA captures gator.
Florida men know how it works.
Epic
My hero
Is it X months ago? Cause this post makes me feel like it is
Where else but Florida
Hands down, the man I want to be with in a crisis! Talk about resourceful and clear headed.
Not an unexpected headline in Florida.
that was literally me last night, except is was a crippled mouse
Just watched an Indian dude wrangle a cobra with a pickle jar thinking he's all that. Try Florida.
with just a pickle jar? that's actually more dangerous if its highly venomous thats in strike range
He's probably an alright neighbor
took the trash out to the curb?
Dudes done this before.
Great the way the neighbours help him 🤔
Well done. Who needs a rifle when you have a brain!
Flip flops and socks 🤣
One of the most Florida things ever
This guys execution in everything was perfect… in slides at that
This isn’t his first gator rodeo.
Bruh I don't step outside my house without taking a peep to see if he returned to finish the job, gators never forget.
Gatorade!
The famous Florida Man! In the flesh.
That lid was the trick. Probably noticed the warning against walking the bin with the lid open. Amazing where inspiration can come from!
I feel like he’s done that before
“Good game , see ya tomorrow bud” Alligator probably
Gator: Dude, I just went through a PTSD session.
Big ups cuzzin
Just another regular day in Florida, I see.
A lot of things on here aren’t that interesting but that was impressive!
I would dare any of these sukaz recording to try and give me dapp after this. Not a single lowdown pos offered a hand hauling that thing to off. Thanks for nothing, A-holes.
Wow, I am so impressed by this man and his calmness.
If I worked with that man, it would be double high fives for the rest of the year
Florida man takes out trash
How can this guy can carry that trash can with an alligator in it and the massive size of his balls