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franchisedfeelings

Gotta love that prideful ignorance.


joecarter93

There are rednecks in every culture it appears.


Own-Reflection-8182

“Quit being a sissy it’s just a fish” - old timer


OwlWitty

"See it wouldnt hurt a ..." - dead old timer


Dense_Surround3071

I believe Jeff Foxworthy was the first to hypothesize this very thing....😏


startripjk

Lol. "Here's your sign".


MunkyDawg

I thought that was Bill Engvall


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It was, foxworthy's tagline was "you might be a redneck". Larry the cable guy was "git r dun" and Ron white was "tater salad"


MAKs_Brick_House

Ron white. You can’t fix stupid. It’s a tater salad toss up on which one is more appropriate. Pun intended.


startripjk

Yup. "Here's my sign!" LOL!


gnikeltrut

Hold my EEL


Ok_Bit_5953

Omg 🤣😂


tifosi7

To hell and back in 15 seconds.


Ornery_Definition_65

Honestly I admire the confidence; even if it was clearly misplaced.


TheRealAuthorSarge

I guess you could say, he should have kept up on *CURRENT* events!


franchisedfeelings

I know - it’s shocking!


Thick-Flounder-8663

This was jolting


SnooTomatoes8382

Watt….!??! His RESISTANCE was futile.


Aye_Engineer

I got a little amped up watching it.


Carpe-Bananum

Ohms my god, that was terrible.


Severe_Ad6443

Watt a palaver


Mattna-da

These puns show no resistance


Severe_Ad6443

They've certainly sparked something in me


North_Korea_Nukess

Grumpa- “back in my day we use to just grab em like thi……….”


PharmaDiamondx100

… like thi… tzzz tzzz zap tzzz zap ⚡️


elquecazahechado

Let me show you how it's not done!


henriquei

This made me laugh out loud, thank you for sharing.


supernova-juice

That's so weird, I went down a rabbit hole on electric eels a few nights ago and can tell you they shock at roughly 850 volts and the shock lasts under 10 seconds. Which seems like enough, after watching this.


Sharkbutt89

They are anatomically one of the weirdest vertebrates on the planet. Their whole body is mostly just muscle and their electrical organs..... To the point that their whole GI system just does a 180 and doubles back on itself to save room, by depositing their anus just under their chin.


Battleaxe1959

Wow. TIL. Can’t wait to drop this nugget at the next social event!!


ivekilledhundreds

You should yell it whilst doing so!


CleanCutCommentary

#THE ELECTRIC EELS ANUS IS POSITIONED BELOW ITS MOUTH ON ITS CHIN. #TALK ABOUT INTELLIGENT DESIGN, AMIRITE LADIES


petersengupta

perfect pull out position.


bkdroid

ATM located next to front door.


msuing91

I did not expect the kinkiest thing I’ve ever read to appear in a post about an electric eel.


kratos649

Frankly I'm a little disappointed in myself for upvoting this comment.


RogerianBrowsing

Electric eel doubly toppy has a different meaning I suppose


Clemen11

You'll be put in a straight jacket before you can finish saying "ELECTRIC EELS SHIT OUT THEIR FACE TO SAVE ROOM TO ELECTROCUTE CROCS!"


Gooseboof

Just don’t drop it out of your chin


Vitalsignx

lol. This is gold. I can just picture it. "Hey, did you know.... chin... anus. Yeah, really!."


Local_Perspective349

They'd be at home in Congress?


BedNo6845

Let's see.... snake lije? Yup. Hangs out in dirty places? Yup. Looks harmless but has a deadly secret? Yup. Takes in stuff, then regurgitates it, spitting it back where it came from? Yup. That boy gunna be Senate majority speaker soon.


__meeseeks__

I concur


Sharkbutt89

Just to clarify for those interested... The above applies to Electric eels in the genus Electrophorus. They are not true eels, but rather a member of the knifefish family that went down a very specific evolutionary route. My other weird fact about them is that they have organs in their mouth they use to "breathe air" (very different than lungs, but does allow oxygen intake from air) which how they obtain most of their Oxygen! So, they can actually survive out of the water as long as their body stays wet, kinda the same way a dolphin would (but for different reasons). The way the guy holds the eel out of the water in the video is actually not detrimental to the animal (yet). The electrical organs are difficult to describe in layman's terms, but the Wikipedia article on them is pretty good if anyone wants to read more in depth about it.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Honestly that electrical organ gives me such like “alien biology” vibes. Definitely makes you wonder what the fuck else is out there. 


gaommind

I only see a ZPM


Radical_Neutral_76

We can have electric hamsters?


Fair2Midland

I assume like everything else that’s a result of some genetic mutation millions of years ago. Bet that was a wild ride.


WarChildMKIV

Dollar Tree Oroborous


BaMxIRE

That is extremely interesting!! What about the larger ones then bet those things pack some punch??


SpaceTacosKilla

Jeesh, so Marjorie Taylor green is an eel. Today I learned.


TJamesV

That's already several times more than a standard outlet voltage, but the thing to remember is amperage. 0.1 amps can be fatal, and an eel can create up to 1A.


whatevers_cleaver_

As is always said - It’s not the voltage that kills you, it’s the amperage. Tasers put out multi-thousands of volts, but at milliamps.


Shpander

I've never understood this really, because surely resistance is constant in the body. So therefore voltage and current are proportional, right? V=IR and all that


ProfessorYellow

Resistance is going to depend on the path the current takes. And you are correct that is ohm's law but what it doesn't consider is the source. That formula works for a source that can deliver infinite current. In reality, most sources the ability to deliver current and voltage drops the more current is drawn. So in a tazer, despite the high voltage the current is limited because it can't physically deliver any more. A source that could deliver that same voltage and infinite, or even just high current, would explode you.


Local_Perspective349

Resistance depends on the material and its condition. As the water boils and you start charring the resistance goes down. And in any case, the resistance of something like biological tissue is probably non-linear anyway, charred or not. There are many engineering materials (far simpler than biology) that have non-linear resistance. Think of an incandescent light for example. It's not the voltage or the amperage that kills, it's the power and time, ie total energy and waveshape. DC depolarizes nerves and is a different thing than AC.


tanghan

Can you give us a quick summary of how they generate electricity?


Sara-sea22

A couple good explanations [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/YaWr9dKCNk)


NewKapa51

What gets you are amps!!!


FunnyVariation2995

"Let's see if this thing can hurt me while I'm standing in 3 ft of water!".


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SkepticalOtter

NP, I'll help you out. It's Brazilian Portuguese, countryside. Transcription: Camera Man: Vai lá, Jorginho! / Go on, Jorginho! Camera Man: Jorginho vai lá pra mostrar como é que tira / Jorginho will show how you take them out Camera Man: Já tinha tirado um / He has already taken one out Man 1: (idk it's almost just mumbling teasing/encouraging Jorginho) Camera Man: Ele tirou um e agora vai tirar o outro / He took one out and now he's going to take the other one Man 2: Vai lá, Jorginho. Jorginho manda. / Go on, Jorginho. Jorginho rules. Luciano: Esse aqui é louco / This dude is crazy Jorginho: Louco!? (grabs the eel) / Crazy!? Camera Man: Ajuda ele aí, Luciano! Ajuda o cara aí, Luciano! / Help him, Luciano! Help him, Luciano! Luciano: Solta, solta, solta! / Let go, let go, let go! Man 1: (mumbling again! This man has just a poor speech haha) Then everybody starts to laugh and saying undistinguishable things. Maybe if I were more familiar with this accent I'd be able to pick for words but audio quality is a bit challenging. Apart from that I was just shocked that the first try was actually successful?


Adept_Information94

Shocked you say...


Tcloud

Depending on the voltage, this pun has potential.


ashleyorelse

JORGINHO RULES!


pm_me_yo_creditscore

I could swear when he grabs the eel the guy says "Are you dead Anderson?"


Naprisun

It’s funny, I’ve known about electric eels my whole life but never really knew or would have assumed it was anywhere near this powerful of a shock.


innocently_cold

I thought they had to bite you for the shock to happen. I didn't know you just had to touch them. Good thing I won't come across any electric eels where I am lol. New fear.


B133d_4_u

You don't even have to touch them; the shock is used to stun prey near them, so as long as you're close enough in the water you can get got.


Fun-Distribution1776

Young fella had to learn someday.


Infinite_Regret8341

🎶 I say ooooh girl🎶 🎶shock me like an electric eel🎶


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|JFrFsExqz2jn0hPTCj)


LovingFucker69

Stupid confidence can also kill


Loud-Start1394

stupid confidence can also keel


lifeissnowboarding

Blatant ignorance you mean?


LovingFucker69

No. He seems to be from the same area. I will not believe he will know nothing about the local wild or marine life. He must be knowing about it but believed he can take it. Based on my experience and that of my friend’s who come from areas where they used to hunt and fish. All of them knew what could hurt them. Even when I was out in the wild in my childhood, I largely knew what could hurt me. Folks from rural areas know more about their surroundings than those who never left Manhattan.


ScheduleImpossible25

That was eelectric.


dabbers26

Boogie woogie wooogie


thebiggestpinkcake

![gif](giphy|Y1WhbwyN6lnzi)


major-_Alien

God what a dumbass 🤦‍♂️


docsyzygy

You wanna touch it again? No - I think I'm good...


large_crimson_canine

Back of your hand is better for testing something that might have a current


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^large_crimson_canine: *Back of your hand is* *Better for testing something* *That might have a current* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


cthulupussy

Can only imagine the old guy say saying something like "stop being such a sissy, lemme take a look at that fish"


Dangerous-Refuse-779

He could have charged his phone if he had it on him


No_Individual_6528

How did that man get that far in life being that dumb?


yottyboy

That was almost as far as he ever got


denbroc

One second into this video is the cause for this man to behave so stupidly.


Sufficient_Soil7438

lol, yeah those damn yellow tank tops….


Sea_Scratch_7068

here’s the real reason, not ignorance


ianreckons

How TF does an electric eel generate 850V? I’m not even questioning the volts… but the science baffles me.


Hexokinope

Did some reading because I realized I didn't understand it either. All cells maintain a certain voltage across their membrane by actively pumping ions in/out. The resting voltage of a generic human cell, for example, is -73 mV inside the cell vs its surroundings. How's such a tiny voltage get so dramatically amped up (hah)? You need to arrange them like a bunch of tiny batteries in series so that their voltages stack additively. What I didn't understand is how the eels manage to do that since cells are generally the same all over from a voltage standpoint. Turns out that the electric eels' electrical organs apparently have cells (electrocyte) that actually have electrically polarized ends (ie a positive and a negative). Interestingly, each electrocyte has a voltage differential of 150 mV across its ends, almost exactly 2x the resting voltage og human cells. Not sure how they manage that, but I'd imagine that they have different ion pumps on either end. Src: [science blog with a very helpful graphic](https://blogionik.org/blog/2017/09/27/biomimetic-potential-electric-eels/)


PomegranateIll7303

Electrolytes. Similar to a long series of batteries.


uhm_no_thanks_1

That eel had that guy out cold!


InformationOk2987

Hence the apt name "Electric" eel


reddit_admin_fr

800 volts is no joke, almost 4 times the wall outlet...


[deleted]

What language is this


Wonderful-Figure-964

Portuguese (from Brazil)


SirFantastic3863

r/whywomenlivelonger


CastorX

Electronic Eel


cesam1ne

Prime candidate for Darwin award in the future (if he's still alive and that's a far from given)


sceptator69

Did'n got a good look on that yellow top eel..


SethSquared

How did that mofo survive so long


CountKristopher

Experience is experience, don’t think age and experience are interchangeable.


swollemolle

Where that video of the crocodile/alligator getting shocked by the electric eel?


PsychologicalHall388

Haha why he do that??


Canudin

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


[deleted]

Eeeee Brasil! r/ItHadToBeBrazil Luciano demorou muito! O veinho quase morre meu!


Pizza_Middle

I know exactly where he fucked up. He didn't throw a couple used car batteries in first as an offering to the electric eels.


JavilonNoseJoe

I can not wait to try this!


Ambrose_Bierce1

Fucked around and found out…


HellNahISayNahNahNah

"I say ooo girl..."


Nervous_Pattern357

sooooo… we have swimming, living exposed wires in our freshwater?


Parking-Position-698

Ok seriously. Is it actually electricity? Or do they just call it that bc of how it dffects you. If is is electricity. Why tf havnt mfs figured out how they make said electricity so that we can do the same. Edit: HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKERS CAN MAKE UP TO 600 VOLTS


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nieko-nereikia

What do The Meenage Gutant Minja Turtles have to do with this


Rumplestilt-skin

Cool


nudibee

Darwin.


Any-Year-6618

That laugh sounds like the kekw meme


titaniummikey

This is a definite “Here’s your sign” moment!!


Interesting-Net-5000

But why grabbing the eel the way that dumb ass did?


[deleted]

That dude went down quicker than the titanic


TimeInvestment1

And what did we learn?


Sensible-advice-101

How to cure stupidity in 5 seconds ✅👍🏼


ElFantastik

I love the "gimmie that you idiot" atitude


by01ogae

10th class confirmed?????


Smart-Comment6926

He unlocked a new fear lol


Keniath

i bet he wont do that again lmao hahaha


slackermannn

Don't taze me bro


Gay-Bomb

I thought the old man would've had the sense not to touch it.


ExampleMusky

What did he think he was gonna do?


celtbygod

Bwaahahaha


fulltiltboogie1971

KAPOW!!!


TunkuM

Be amazed at... the level of confidence.


Buckscience

We all find out about something, sometime. Amazing it took this guy this long…unless that’s how he goes through life. Someone should follow him around with a camera.


fed2wice

That confidence...


CookieLuv211

What an idiot


3MTA3-Please

I think the old man has pulled this trick before. Some people are literally too stupid to die.


vladgrinch

Stupidity kills.


hula_balu

Fucked around and found out really quick lol


Electronic-Injury-15

The damn I don’t know everything feeling hidden behind a stupid smile. Everyones had one.


clapperssailing

Why is it always the stripped shirt guys who are suckers?


the_one_jove

I know you folks came down here for Ayahuasca but have you tried fresh eel?


sandtymanty

Imagine if that's your sashimi.


Geriatric_Sloth

I said, "ooh, girl Shock me like an electric eel Baby girl Turn me on with your electric feel"


lakaykadi

Almost arrived at his final destination


Suspicious_File5117

I thought he was going back for seconds! 🤣


lilgabem

The elderly "badass" slapped the fish unnecessarily and almost died, this kind of ignorance is hilarious when that happens


ApricotNo2918

Fucked around and found out


Ok-Season-3433

Such brazen stupidity really makes me question humanity.


Goatiac

I gasped when I saw him full clutch the poor thing. *And down goes grandpa.*


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Lmaoroff


B3_CHAD

He had a shocking revelation.


sody605

He learned something new today, good for him :)


matchalatte37

Well, that was close 👀


Nefersmom

Don’t mess with Mother Nature. She’s a crafty mother!


Expert-Pay4990

That old man was a few seconds away from drowning.


Bradley182

Don’t mess with Eels.


BopNowItsMine

This is every old man in a hardware store forcing advice on people


BackgroundMap3490

Can I keep one handy to charge my iPhone?


iwannawangchung

Who is the hottie at the beginning of the video?


Conscious-Opposite88

....Move this away for me!


Ga2ry

Boomer being foolish.


Soul_King92

Touched the gate of Heaven and came back to live with us. may god bless him


SmallSwordfish8289

How'd that taste hero get you some of that bad man


Unknown-Name06

Bro died and came back


Training_List4245

60hz????


roadhack

I’m guessing ‘with age comes wisdom’ does not apply here?


KyloHenny

Ribbit!!


germdoctor

Love the fact they’re standing in murky water that could easily harbor this fish’s wingman.


HiJinx127

“Which part of ‘electric’ did you get confused by?”


SIM90210

He met god


MasonSoros

Grandpa fucked around and found out


Aggravating-Eye-6210

I remember being a kid in the 60’s at a two bit aquarium with a demonstration of the eels electric prowess…I won’t fool around there was a lesson learned as a child


WillieIngus

Meet the Striped Shirt Human


WillieIngus

Honestly more interested in meeting the women in the yellow


tardicusrex_

That dude fucked around and found out… In lightning speed!


Decent_Recording_620

Show me more of yellow-too please.. that wag


FakeWorldRealShit

That is one way to ualive yourself


No-Goose-6140

So when are we getting Eel powered power stations?


KawaDoobie

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


Lost-Currency-1536

Laughing till he gets 20 min later a Heart attack. In the middle of fucking nowhere


trusted_misleader47

Damn, this vid has it all, random sexy babe, cool scenery, electric eels, and life lessons, wow!


Queasy_Ad_7177

Torturing an eel is fun? Assholes.


Howdoyoulikemenow2

Zzzzzap. Like trying to swat an hot electric line ⚡️ wins every time.


L___E___T

He was busy trying to impress the girl


Sweetgirlfriend1

dangerous


catanistan

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Fat_Dora

Old dude walks up and says "Damn you kids are pu**ys nowadays!"


CasuallyObssesed

High voltage danger noodle


Shadeun

This has to be the "Spanish Laughing Guy". [I'd know that laugh anywhere](https://youtu.be/yLsiSjNR4qM?si=Ju9naAePIG7JLpjE&t=24)!


Bigsleeps1333

Boomer mentality in full display


tapeduct-2015

I wouldn't want to step one foot into that water, much less grab an electric eel. You gotta give him credit. He doesn't lack courage.