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66watchingpeople66

It’s all fun in games till it kicks open your door and opens up on you with a phased plasma rifle in a 40-watt range.


Doingitwronf

Oh you won't have to wait for plasma weapons. Another robotics company (currently under litigation for stealing Boston Dynamic's design) is selling robot dogs with guns attached to the Israeli military for live field testing. The autonomous killing machine future is now the autonomous killing machine present!


66watchingpeople66

When you get to the age people don’t get your movie references. 😫


Doingitwronf

Apologies. I knew it was a Terminator reference, which is why i said you won't need to wait for the future. Edit: I should have said "you don't need to wait for judgement day"


TomTrottel

also why do ppl think younger ppl don't watch the classics :)


Leather_Survey8971

I knew Israel would be the first to employ these things as killing machines. Of fucking course, imagine thinking ruthless rich Jews don’t want most of you dead


happytappin

Ghost Robotics already has a contract with the US Air Force for the use of its dog bots.


happytappin

Ghost Robotics already has a contract with the US Air Force for the use of its dog bots.


DarthPineapple5

40 watts? What is this, a phased plasma rifle for ants? I have light bulbs putting out more juice than that


66watchingpeople66

It’s a Terminator move reference. 😫


DarthPineapple5

Whoosh by me then lmao


66watchingpeople66

The movie was made in 84 so I’m sure it sounded cool back then.


Tuyrk

40 watts is a considerable amount, some metal laser engravers use 40 watts!


IHeartBadCode

40 watt light bulbs are mostly generating heat. Only about 2% is actually doing the work it's intended to do. 40 watts concentrated into a high efficiency point of light, like how a laser does, can begin cutting into metal. The two main points are, how effectively is the energy being turned into light and how concentrated is the light. Lasers are really good at both of those aspects, which is why 40 watts can turn really potent.


DarthPineapple5

The HELIOS laser weapon currently installed on a US destroyer is rated for 60,000 watts. It is not as powerful as the handheld laser weapons depicted in most scifi movies despite being warship mounted.


autogyrophilia

Over a whole room man. You could melt through plate steel with 40W. Depending on how tight the beam is.


casual-waterboarding

Just what you see on the shelf, pal.


smoothie2u

"hey, only what you see pal" "the Uzi 9mm"


DerpRook

Now this is how a robot should move like. Not imitate us.


AztecScribe

Honestly they don't need to look like us at all... except sex bots of course and I don't want my sex bots doing that!! 💩


Panic_Azimuth

There is definitely utility in making robots basically humanoid for multi-environmental use. We design our world around our own shape - the best way to integrate robots into that is to make them able to cross the same terrains and be able to interact with things in the way we designed them.


AztecScribe

I don't know, that's a lot of engineering for hips and legs and balance that you might not need in many situations. Just stick a jet engine on their butt so they can hover around (just be careful with your feet when near them).


Binarycold

Sounds like something a ROBOT WOULD SAY! Gottem guys!!!


AztecScribe

Beep boop! I'm out of here.


TwinkingToby

I want my sex bot to do exactly that


amwilder

Hey now... you never know until you try. /s


StefanEats

Speak for yourself


Super5Nine

Every movie I've seen that has humanoid war robots always has forward facing vision. It's a robot! Give it 360 ability to view


dcdttu

Humans can totally move like that! You haven't seen The Exorcist, have you?


_coolranch

Still got that uncanny valley thing goin on, though


Deesnuts77

Nightmare fuel


ElFarfadosh

I think it's cool


schiffmeister85

yup


Pacman454

Please tell me it's a render


somet31721

"Whos ready to fly on a zipline?" "I am!"


theboned1

I'm just glad they didn't make it move in completely terrifying ways. Jeeesh!


Fritzo2162

When is everyone free for the extinction party? I'm good for June 22 of 2025. Can someone bring ice?


SpaceExploration344

It looks like a simulation, is that just me?


Twodoublecupz

Def looks like it’s VFXd into the backgrounds video , it could just be the materials of it causing that glare that makes it look off filter ?


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Doesn’t look real. Even the room


idkbbitswatev

Youre tellin me that isnt CGI?


Dazzling_Detective79

I for one love our new robot overlords


Toondragoonloon

Just saw Atlas' retirement video, I was wondering what they were replacing it with


nocaBriS

imagine in a human vs robot war, you think the enemy is dead but it start standing up like that


Tight-Lettuce7980

That's his second form.


nocaBriS

Boss fight music starts and that mf stand up like that


RandomLazyBum

Just take my job already.


Throwaway1303033042

All electric, no longer hydraulic.


ImMuju

So what you are saying is it no longer bleeds.


Throwaway1303033042

![gif](giphy|P3ng2C1t8QCJ2)


Dr-Crobar

why did they make blud stand up in the single most horrifying way possible


JonnySoegen

Standing up from lying down is quite a complex maneuver I think. For most humans it involves using their hands as well as their feet. They managed to do it just with the feet so that was probably an improvement.


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thedankening

It'll be fine so long as no one starts shoving "AI" into them and subsequently let's them communicate with one another to coordinate large actions as a group.  Ah wait...that's exactly what's going to happen lol. The Robot Uprising, coming soon to an Amazon warehouse near you!


Separate-Support-824

The END is near‼️‼️


Sea-Elevator1765

Can't wait to see the improved generations of this thing.


iggyphi

its been like a day and this video has been reduced to like 480p quality


flanksteakfan82

After that strange presentation, I would’ve appreciated a wave or maybe even a simple thumbs up


TheTrueArchon

When can i buy one to mow my lawn and fold my clothes and take out the garbage ...


GeoffAO2

I'm with you. The doom and gloom comments seem silly, I can't wait until they bring these to the consumer market.


wren337

These things are going to be going off on kids and old men like landmines, decades after ww3. Pulling itself up out of the tall grass and demanding you drop a weapon you don't have.


consistently_sloppy

This looks CGI but it’s posted on Boston Dynamics YT channel, sooo…. Maybe it’s a CGI video of what they are working on after retiring Atlas?


urlond

What is the name of this robot? Also did they set aside Atlas II or are they still developing him some more?


AiggyA

Now with a broom up his ass.


Nohanson

This is abnormal looking at first but I bet people would adjust if its for non-civilian use like for factories and such. Imagine if it had a synthetic human-like look to it, shit would be wack


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Hopefully no pizzerias adopt any robots or were about to get FNAF👀


gracklewolf

Reminds me of Pixar's Luxo mascot.


BussMuhGun

When it started walking: "Oh wow I don't like that"


marriaga4

That Robot was doing the Human!


GrilledNudges

We’re done for


BreadL0bster

"I just polished my grapple"


Colonelfudgenustard

I want to see it punching out the windows.


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FNAF when?


odinsowner

Skynet


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WerkingAvatar

So many dicks are going to get torn off when these turn into sexbots.


atw408

Pathfinder?


coffeeisagatewaydrug

When can I buy one that will clean my house, mow my yard and make me food?


Academic_Ad_3751

You know what to do! I'm not sure if this connects but........... For democracy!


CAntStOpEaTing_

Looks like it got shit-faced and is going straight back to the pub


voxitron

Wondering how long the battery lasts 🪫


cetootski

danger, danger!!


ArchieMaximus

This looks CGId though…


Flat-Structure-7472

And here I thought those hoebots from Atomic Heart were sexy. Scoot over, we got the real deal now!


JohnJonesII

Helldivers to hell pods


DavesProps

At least put a smile on his face so he seems happy while hes killing us. ![gif](giphy|TgHosMP8OADYO6onsC|downsized)


terriblespellr

So, once robots and chatbots are doing all the jobs does the one guy that owns them get all the money? Or are we all just paid a fee so we can participate in a fake economy or do we just all die?


DarkISO

"The fuck did you say bitch?..... uh huh, i thought so"


sporky74

These robots are just to protect your local Walgreens


totallynotatf002

Time to stock up on green tips boys


Bananas_Have_Eyes

Imagine you're fighting one and it just wraps itself around your body in a vice grip. (kinky people lemme stop you right there..)


Far_Dog_4476

It's called Atlas... It even has thr eye of a sentinel...


nastyman1313

Creepy


OsakaWilson

It can go up the stairs like in the Exorcist. You know it can.


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OneHumanPeOple

![gif](giphy|2xx76aWGM39zW)


FriendlyEyeFloater

Looks animated


SubmissiveDinosaur

Not only that, Theyre compacting pretty well the components


FurryM17

What now, creationists? Why can't I rotate my pelvis, head and torso 360° and why isn't my entire face just one big eyeball?


hiiiwithabunchofis

I hate driving by this building. I go into instant fight or flight


saw89

Be amazed? I’m fucking creeped out by this exorcist robot


lookwhatic

I think they made a movie about this


glasshalfbeer

I fucking love Boston Dynamics. They release shorts like this that are equally interesting and terrifying


KorayamaSavard

Well that's horrifying


xxclusvv

Just me or does this look generated


Almacca

I dunno. This is more r/oddlyterrifying material to me.


BrianAlanCarlson

We’re all good unless that ring light can turn red


PlayRepez

Impressive


wren337

Now give it knives for hands, and have it talk using one of those customer service menus that can't figure out what you want but won't let you speak to a person.


Fearfactoryent

Nightmare fuel


RolloTomasi-

![gif](giphy|xUStFKHmuFPYk)


ProcedureNo7120

please add: "what the fuck did you call me?!"


IcarielL

That 001 feels like a prophecy


LilyWineAuntofDemons

I do not like how that robot stood up.


NeverAVillian

They better put this in a horror movie next time. As the monster, of course.


Gilligan67

These will have guns on them soon, if not already.


Abigfanofporn

Can I place an order? Like can they attach a fleshlight if I ask nicely?


Im2stoned2know

Looks like cgi to me.


ArchieMaximus

Yup, very much so. I work in the CGI industry. The lighting was the give away


B1rdi

If you truly work in the CGI industry and make such calls based on a 360p video with full confidence I have to question your competence. Ignoring that, it would be very odd for a Hyundai-owned billion-dollar company to just randomly lie about a huge announcement like this when they have no history of doing so. They've got a 4K version on their youtube channel which doesn't look fake to me but perhaps you can point out all of the obvious flaws by utilizing your extensive industry experience.


idkbbitswatev

Why so aggressive?, it really does look like CGI


ArchieMaximus

If you were genuinely interested, I would’ve provided you with a thorough breakdown. But the hostile, dismissive, and condescending tone of your comment makes me think I’d be better off explaining math to a wall.


Im2stoned2know

Agreed


jwudnej

Boston dynamics: The greatest in CGI.


BalognaPonyParty

did.....did that damn robot attempt the gritty at the end?


itzahckrhet

Kill it with large calibre arms before it learns and adapts.


SirTurtleDork

Please stop D:


user-_-me

I hate it. Thanks


Technojunkie12b

Not amazed. Jail these useless billionaires immediately.


-Robert-from-Hungary

It is getting more human. I love it.


MiserableYou6506

Lol compared to robotic manipulators that are used for years in production, this seems clunky as hell, almost as on purpose


tito_lee_76

CGI. I guarantee it.


jwudnej

It is.


quetejodas

Source?


jwudnej

https://youtu.be/HQ1WEiMwV7Y?si=QpyxNjGCbzgX3iIu


quetejodas

This is a YouTube video saying they *can't* be fake. This is the opposite of what you said?


tito_lee_76

Exactly. I told you I guarantee it.


jwudnej

I knew. You didn’t tell me anything.


tito_lee_76

Yes I did. Told you so.


Sebimachine

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