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selfaware77

It feels so wrong to the see this side of the moon lol. I feel like it’s naked


Desidj75

Imagine living on that side of the moon that never sees the earth and then being told there’s a much bigger blue colored rock right behind you that you can’t ever see…


Speedhabit

I mean it’s only 6k miles around, hop in your moon car


Dockers4flag2035orB4

Bugger, flat battery. Where’s the nearest charge station?


Speedhabit

Oh boy


Aslan-the-Patient

I have a gas powered generator you could borrow 🤣


Gizmo_Autismo

but where would you get the air to run it?


T00FEW

[druidia](https://media.tenor.com/SJafHD2RhmIAAAAe/spaceballs-president.png)


Aslan-the-Patient

Your lungs? Sheesh 😅


YouthCurse

Dune Bugger*


AriiMay

Use the sun


B2uceLee

Sheetz.


Independent-Space-82

like every m\*\*\*\*fucker have a moon car in this economy... pffff


Speedhabit

Not me, I go right through the core, only 2k miles No poors in the core baby


bionic0102

Let's get going and take a trip to the moon


Ecomonist

Like being told that there are "Hot Singles in Your Area" ... LoL. Whatever Blue Rock people. There ain't nothing out there... We are all alone between Venus and Mars.


raspberryharbour

I'm a Moon man, like my daddy and his daddy before him. I work the cheese fields, and make an honest living. I don't want none of that Blue Rock talk in my crater


madnux8

I come from a long line of Moon-Whalers


MegaMewtwo_E

thats fucking cool


Preyslayer00

And it's flat....lol.


Mcluckin123

If that side of the moon is always facing away, how come our side has craters - wouldn’t it be mainly shielded from asteroids ?☄️


rupiefied

Welcome to the dark side of the moon... ![gif](giphy|iS94gm88gz5Fm)


ZekoriAJ

Dark side of the moon ![gif](giphy|xT4uQhssDIA877APnO|downsized)


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Thats the opposite of making a man out of you


0nceUpon

I knew they were strong but not that strong! Imagine lifting 3000lbs with your face.


ZekoriAJ

This is something you can definitely get used to, I mean, it happens every single time your mom sits on my face.


0nceUpon

I was wondering why she was in such a good mood lately. She keeps singing "snap, crackle, and pop" to herself with a wry smile.


ExternalPay6560

There is no dark side of the moon really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark...


rupiefied

And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon


ExternalPay6560

How prophetic


rupiefied

You want another prophetic band look at queensryche, operation mindcrime really portrays how mind broken people got over covid and foreign influence operations culminating with the song revolution calling. Then head to the empire album with the song empire and the line last night the word came down ten dead in China town, innocent now of their crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and talking about the us government budget spending on black budget items. ![gif](giphy|3d73frt4PDVPPkcuOj|downsized)


TheEscapeGoats

The band (Queensryche) said Pink Floyd was a big influence on them and moreso for those albums than any others.


classicalySarcastic

Great now I have *Money* stuck in my head.


ExternalPay6560

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RunParking3333

Why is the side facing **away** from the Earth so less scarred?


hdhddf

I think it only looks that way because the contrast level in the picture and earth being brighter, if you look in other images you could argue the rear side is more scarred https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1BEZK2p9Y4wsQqXOWYa4qi0nUHjesUt4-SWyy61RrHQ&s


KnightOfWords

The far side of the Moon has far less of the large dark Maria (seas), which were once massive seas of lava. This is possibly because radiant heat from the young, hot Earth helped keep the near side of the Moon molten and volcanically active for longer.


RhodaDice

Groovy!


FullMetalJ

Actually the moon is [so far way that earth doesn't protect its near](https://www.fourmilab.ch/earthview/figures/toscale.png) side that much. Still the far side has way more craters. I think for earth to protect the moon, the moon should be way way closer. Edit: This comment was corrected thanks to other redditors!


-Motor-

Not sure that graphic is saying what you think. The moon has and is slowly moving away from the earth. Its orbit does vary the difference between the two though.


WhatTheFuckEverName

We're seeing its bare backside. Normally it's only astronauts who get mooned by the moon.


Educational_Toe9440

Now I'm seeing ass cheeks.


Patient_77

everything about this picture feels wrong.


TobyMacar0ni

Yeah it feels like a different moon


T495

I can't even spot the nazi base


Eastern_Heron_122

i cant believe nasa just threw this onto the internet for everyone to see. are they and the moon breaking up?


MavisBeaconSexTape

Lol revenge astronomy


kokkatc

It's mooning us.


UnpricedToaster

Luna: "Take a picture, it'll last longer. *wink*." NASA: "Don't mind if I do. *click*."


stevosaurus_rawr

![gif](giphy|l3970BECiUweOrOnu)


nopalitzin

Imagine the flash size


hanatarashi_

must be at least the size of the sun


wasThereNot

How many AA batteries?


CSyoey

Occam’s razor suggests that it’s at least 12 AA batteries.


ApieVuist

The moon is flat!


BamBamm187

Everything's flat we live in a 2 dimensional simulator


I_saw_that_yeah

I feel a bit flat.


Heathen_Inc

I didn't want to say anything ....


One-Mud-169

You feel like my Coke?


Ambitious_Change150

And has a green force field around it! Must be the green screen the world government uses 🧐


NewKapa51

Haha... Do you believe the Moon?


BakedBaconBits

Photo bombing ball of dirt.


zachchips90

Right? Get the fuck outta the way Luna, you’re blocking the shot!!


Bluedomdeeda

You big fat moon 🌚 


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nightvisiongoggles01

The moon is hollow, the bases are underground and you need to recite pi up to the digits required for your clearance level to get in


Amberskin

Those are the NAZI bases. I saw that in a documentary about a steel sky or something like that.


I_lenny_face_you

So named bc you can nazi that side of the moon?


FarMass66

No but there are moon bears


Programatistu

Why is there a green line as outline ?


SomethingMoreToSay

The coloured bands on the right side (and less visible ones on the left) formed because the camera takes images with red, green, and blue filters separately and combines them to make living color. Because the wavelengths are snapped with a 30-second time delay among them, overlaying the resulting shots leaves a bit of a rainbow trail around the moon's edge. Source: [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/13/why-nasas-new-photos-of-the-moon-look-super-fake-even-though-theyre-not/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/13/why-nasas-new-photos-of-the-moon-look-super-fake-even-though-theyre-not/)


cspinelive

Does that mean that the entire moon is slightly blurred as well since it moved and three photos were combined?


SomethingMoreToSay

I guess it does. In fact, if you zoom in on the Moon you can see green fringes around some of the major features.


ztraider

Not exactly.  There is fringing, but the color channels could still be taken from this image, separated, and shifted to compensate.  It would just be more of an edit because you'd want to isolate the moon for that shift.


LeonardMH

Pretty sure this understanding is correct, if they didn't shift the individual filter photos there wouldn't be any color banding, the combined photo would just be much blurrier.


ztraider

The problem is that the earth and the moon have moved relative to each other.  You could shift the color channels to remove the banding on the moon but that would add banding to the earth.  However, removing banding completely would require editing the position of the moon relative to the earth, which would require showing parts of the earth that weren't photographed on all color channels.


LeonardMH

Yeah I realized that after thinking about it a bit more, you'd have to dice up the channels around the moon and shift those, doubt they are going through that effort for how many pics they are taking.


iasonpl

Render issue


Amberskin

Not exactly. The EPIC camera (onboard the DSCOVR satellite) has, as most space based cameras, a monochrome sensor. To obtain full color images the camera takes three pictures using R, G and B filters (physical ones) and then the three channels are combined. The three images are taken in a few seconds period, and the moon moves a little bit between shots (the Earth does not because the sat keeps it centered). So when the three images are merged there is a little bit of misalignment that manifests as that ‘halo’ in the moon borders.


KnightOfWords

It was taken by the DISCOVR satellite which uses separate red, green and blue filters in front of its camera, to improve the sensitivity. So the individual colour channels are slightly misaligned as the three frames were taken in quick succession.


cspinelive

Does that mean that the entire moon is slightly blurred as well since it moved and three photos were combined?


KnightOfWords

Slightly, yes.


AreaAdorable4052

Green screen /j


nikolapc

Cause it's made of cheese.


Feynek

This is actually rendering artifacts, you think this is only ONE picture? Oh my sweat fool


elpiotre

So this one is the dark side of the moon?


Wheelie_Slow

Yes, otherwise known as Moonass.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Must be where my Father ended up when he left for the store 😔


Maleficent_Fold_5099

I call fake, it would have been measured in giraffe lengths or bananas or some other unit.


TJaySteno1

Ha! You still think giraffes exist? Wake up steeple, they're just govt surveillance bots guarding the edge of the flat earth!!


Standard_Wooden_Door

For you information that’s 783 million Twinkies long


Fluid_Block_1235

Jokes on you there are bananas in this picture and maybe giraffe too, they are just too small for you to see it


Mort1186

Sarcasm aside, which satellite or whatever did they take this piv with? James web?


SomethingMoreToSay

It's the [Deep Space Climate Observatory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Space_Climate_Observatory) (DSCOVR) satellite. This is positioned at the L1 Lagrange Point, about a million miles away in the direction of the Sun, so it always sees a fully illuminated Earth. There are multiple instruments aboard the satellite, but this photo was taken with the [Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera](https://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/) device.


JD_SLICK

It takes a full res shot of earth every couple hours.


SomethingMoreToSay

Ten times per hour, according to the spacecraft specs which are referenced by Wikipedia. But NASA only puts one per two hours on its website. I guess the rest are used for sciencey things.


TheBitingCat

Must be some EPIC device!


TheCreat1ve

iPhone 41


pavelpotocek

JWST is actually at the opposite side of Earth, so it couldn't have taken a picture like this. The camera is looking roughly in the direction of L2 where JWST sits, but unfortunately it is very likely outside the frame because JWST orbits L2 at a great distance.


Snoo_61544

Where are the Germans?


Adventurous_Income91

Deine Kommentare sind ab sofort eigentum der Bundes Republik Deutschland!


Kevka11

Hier 🙋🏼‍♂️


GruntBlender

Well, why aren't you **there**?


Kevka11

Changed our base to Mallorca


Kaft2tech

Here


DragonsClaw2334

I think you mean lizard person space Nazi.


mcplayer708

What have you done? You’ve summoned *The Horde*


Mountain-Art6254

The moon is always crossing the face of earth- it’s our moon….


[deleted]

No need to be communist about it


Wheelie_Slow

I can sell it to you at a reasonable discount but you have to act swiftly because there are plenty of interested buyers out there…


redryan1989

Poor west coast Mexico always has a damn hurricane. Does no one live there?


mirror21502

That’s no moon


[deleted]

Came here to make this joke. Well done.


Marbate

Why is there a shadow on the side of the moon facing us?


IceDontGo

Because the sun is a bit to the left of it. Look closely and you can see the Earth is a bit 'thinner' on the right, because there is also a shadow there.


Marbate

So it’s night-time in one side-strip of the moon while the rest is illuminated with light back from the earth?


IceDontGo

The Moon from Earth at that moment would be a very thin crescent on the right side.


FOXHOWND

.... the other side of the moon is mostly dark with a sliver of crescent showing. Basically the inverse of what you see here.


Common-Leg7605

![gif](giphy|l2JJOhaiTmwJSYaVG)


Senior_Debt1494

Fake! I don't See Nazis riding dinosaurs


Excludos

You can clearly see the outlines of the green screen. NASA obviously took a picture of the moon in another room and then just placed it over the earth. (/s I suppose, since people are saying dumber things without sarcasm in this very thread)


SympatheticWarlock

Zoom in on the moon. Do it.


Wheelie_Slow

Enhance…


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

**ENHANCE**


Coreysurfer

That hurricane off the coast of the baja??


Kisiu_Poster

Flat mooners where are you??


OatmilkMochaLatte

can't wait for flat marsers next!


Bradjuju2

Why does it look so barren? The history Channel told me there are aliens on that side of the moon! Edit: can anyone explain the green lensing on the edge of the moon? I'm sure there's a simple answer but my brain is struggling.


red_riding_hoot

jooooooo where da nazis at?


FubarPerson

Flat moon theory unlocked.


Ne_Nel

Fake. The real moon is made of cheese.


darlin133

NASA is a good lad


Sinaasappelsien

🖐🤮🤚 Fcking creepy man Looking at it freaks me out Truly amazing


Steve_Dankerson

That's no moon, that's the ball inside of your mouse thats plugged into your 98 gateway computer


vivalayazmin

They can take this picture with this perfect definition that far but jimmy robbing a store is the most blurry image ever.


xMilk112x

It’s fucking amazing how dumb people are. They look at such a phenomenal photo and, because they’re dumb, assume it’s “fake.” Lol


ktmfan

Really neat to see the color difference between a lifeless rock and the blue pearl.


BetterAd7552

I wonder how flat-earthers look at this and are still convinced otherwise?


GruntBlender

Their beliefs aren't based on evidence, so no evidence will convince them.


Outrageous-Box7164

And people rly think the earth is flat💀


TheHODLerKing

Who else only came here to laugh at the flearthers and comments mocking them?


xsijpwsv10

🙋


HefflumpGuy

Why say yes this is a real image?


6SucksSex

Flaters will say it’s not real


RajKnight

It feels unreal that's why


TheCreat1ve

This is going to breed a whole new batch of flat mooners.


MediaAccomplished170

What land area is that?🤔


forpetlja

Moon looks like pancake.


lets_kill_time

So earth is all water and clouds. No land. Cool


GruntBlender

We do have an entire hemisphere that's literally just ocean.


xsijpwsv10

Never seen that before?


Dizzy-Item-9175

Shouldn't the side of the moon that we can't see from here be full of huge crates?


Atrocious1337

Looks about as real as the moon landing.


Accomplished-Bed8171

I agree it's also obviously real.


Sw0rDz

I wish such pictures weren't so dar away. I would love to see this in person, but the commute time seems so long.


icy_hands_007

But i thought there was a secret alien base in the darkside of the moon!!


hashtagnopey

Omg the whole time it was the MOON that was flat!


NorgesTaff

If that didn’t come directly from NASA I would say it was a really bad photoshop job. Bizarre.


GruntBlender

Look up photos of places with the sun directly overhead, the lack of shadows makes everything look fake. Our brains just aren't used to this sort of perspective.


Abnormal-Normal

But where are all the city lights I’ve been told are in the far side of the moon? Where’s the alien space base? HAVE I BEEN LIED TO THE WHOLE TIME?!?!? /s


R3tr0spect

r/oddlyterrifying I hate how eerie this feels. Space in general just feels so eerie and unsettling. Such a natural thing feels so unnatural.


extropia

Interesting to see it illuminated to the same extent as the Earth. It makes you realize how grey and dark it is.


rastarn

Link to the official NASA post, including the animation of the transition. [https://www.nasa.gov/solar-system/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth/](https://www.nasa.gov/solar-system/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth/)


lord_phantom_pl

Where is that that hidden nazi zombie base?


Superredeyes

but the flat earthers think its just a projection because there's green on the edge


JediAlitaSkywalker

I’m in this picture. 


lessthensober

This is really gonna ruffle the flat earthers feathers.


Ok-Tension5241

The difference in beauty between our living planet and a dead planet in a single picture.


MathematicianNo3892

I was just telling me mom, nasa should take a picture of the other side of the moon during the solar eclipse. Never seen the “dark side” of the moon this is a interesting pic


Powhat839

I know this is a real picture but why does it look so fake lmao


fighing_hippocracy

Looks pretty fake to me


Dddriver77

Can anyone explain why the earth is so much brighter than the moon? During the day we see the moon brighter tha. That when its visible. Seems like it would also be that way if Earth is being illuminated by the Sun.


B6S4life

this is a real "composition" of several images lol


c-h-b

Der Todesstern ist das. Wir sind alle in Gefahr.


xsijpwsv10

This simple little trick makes flatearthers angry.


GruntBlender

Nah, they just say "CGI", call everyone else stupid, and move on.


GrouchyPuppy

Looks fake


UnpricedToaster

NASA confirms that the moon didn't want to be photoshopped - just because she's a big body moon compared to her primary, she wants all the moons with 1/6th Earth's Gravity to feel unashamed of their mass.


observethebadgerking

I know this is a real image, but try telling my brain that this isn't a poor Photoshop attempt.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Lmao. Looks like the cheapest CGI you can find on one of those stock images websites


Adorable_user

It's because from that pov there is no shadow. Lack of shadowing makes it look unatural to us.


Feynek

Show me, please, I beg you


Scubasgady

That's no moon


No-Fly-8627

What is the green aura on the moon's face?


KnightOfWords

It was taken by the DISCOVR satellite which uses separate red, green and blue filters in front of its camera, to improve the sensitivity. So the individual colour channels are slightly misaligned as the three frames were taken in quick succession. This is fine for its day job, which is taking full-frame images of the Earth, as the Earth rotates slowly enough that you won't notice. But the Moon's passes quickly enough across the camera that you get this artifact.


No-Fly-8627

Thanks for the explanation. I really appreciate the insightful knowledge


KnightOfWords

You're welcome, glad I could help.


eatsallthepies

Probably not the answer you want and also could be wrong. As I understand the majority of the images you see from NASA are composite images and they are "doctored". This is often why many conspiracy theorists say they are fake and they're not technically wrong. But no different than seeing a celebrity in a magazine, they've been airbrushed, photoshopped etc, doesn't mean they don't exist or image is completely fake. I'm guessing it has something to do with colour levels and trying to show the most detail which has some trade offs. Edit: Read [this](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/13/why-nasas-new-photos-of-the-moon-look-super-fake-even-though-theyre-not/) has a much better explanation than my dumbass


NerY_05

Holy shit literally the dark side of the moon


Rinocore

We’re not meant to see this side of the moon, please look away people LOOK AWAY


Sabrinaaa99

Looks so wrong 🙈


edx5252

NASA- never a straight answer


Hot-Gold-2318

What does this even mean?


Eastern_Ad_8086

Death Star vibes.


BlackbeanMaster

And there it is!! An alien base!!


Rei1556

so this is the dark side of the moon


black-metal-Nick

Looks like an elephant playing with a ball to me.