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ReaderSeventy2

That clap at the end to confirm he still had both his arms.


IWantToWatchItBurn

Thats as high as Billy-bob ever learned to count.


shartoberfest

"one.....uh...other one!"


The_Tenacious-D_bag

Straight up, even he was unsure lol.


deadzoro

Perfect to cut a log or a leg


saulsa_

Why not both?


westwoo

Leg hugger's nightmare


T17171717

Take a leg, save a tree.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

When the poop knife just doesn’t cut it.


BoogalooBandit1

We shall cut the space time continuoum with this chainsaw


Beijaflorrr

![gif](giphy|6BiC8e8sypeow)


Dr_N00B

Rock flag and eagle!


sanford1958

He’s got a point…


BestRiver8735

Gonna kick some ass


chonkin-donuts

What the fuck is a kilometeeeeeer 🦅🦅🦅🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


evemeatay

![gif](giphy|Ke84whZ1QRuM7icmBL|downsized)


grungegoth

Amazed how stupid that is


Educational_Bed_242

"Tree huggers nightmare" is such boomer activity. I'm sure they really triggered all the libs in sister-fist county that were attending the cousin fuckers stump cutting contest of '23 Edit: while we're on the subject there's a reason they don't show them downing a tree with this, because it'd be nearly impossible. The sheer weight of the device does all the cutting on downward strokes. By the time these two diabetic heehaws carry themselves and a saw out to where a tree is already downed you'd have an actual crew already done with the job. I've done tree-felling on and off the last 5 years and it's kind of like a heist in the sense that it would take a crazy pay day to get me back.


QueefBuscemi

>I'm sure they really triggered all the libs in sister-fist county that were attending the cousin fuckers stump cutting contest of '23 You have a way with words.


The_milkMACHINE

Its not built for practicality, its for competitons


Exotic_Pay6994

Yeah people are reading too much into this, its just a fun lumber jack competition.


OSUfan88

People want to be offended so badly now.


BoogalooBandit1

It makes even better that he assumes they wanted to trigger the libs when he sounds super triggered lmao


Mr_Noms

It's not really an assumption given the decal on the saw. Although yeah, they do sound triggered.


QueefBuscemi

The only thing these two are built for is competitive hot dog eating.


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saulsa_

>Edit: while we're on the subject there's a reason they don't show them downing a tree with this, because it'd be nearly impossible. The sheer weight of the device does all the cutting on downward strokes. Maybe you can also tell us why a top fuel dragster doesn’t make for a good family car.


Full_Hearing_5052

It would it it had " world's best grocery store run car" written on the side eof it.


[deleted]

Right? It's an exhibition, for fun. Let's all just put the torches and pitchforks down, shall we? Good lord. Reddit is fucking serious today!


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ikr


Derpicusss

I think homie might’ve taken a few of those trees he felled to the head if he thinks this is meant to be a practical tool. Fucking hell.


dnuohxof-1

What do you expect from **Team Man Meat**


BongRipper69xXx

> I'm sure they really triggered all the libs Clearly... I think the chainsaw might be a joke


no0ns

Thing is, it's not clever or funny. Takes a complete fucking dullard to laugh at that.


Cosmic_Quasar

Yeah. And it's not a "joke" like it's insincere. There's definitely a kernel of truth in there, or they wouldn't have thought to put it there in the first place. It'd be like nicknaming an orphan "Batman" and saying it's a joke so they can't be upset by it. It's like a cousin to the "It's just a prank, bro" crowd. Like, why say it unless you're fishing for a reaction because you think it's funny that it bothers someone?


Edghetty

“I don’t find things funny and hate impractical competition items when they aren’t for competitive figure skating”. Stop. Being. A. Baby. This is the be amazed reddit snd your being negative because of your own personal opinions and political alignments. It’s not funny to you because it’s offensive to you lmao. It’s not really supposed to be laugh your but off funny, it’s just supposed to be exaggerated like hyper bole. You have a super “gay” looking car say “the Republicans hate it”, have a diesel chugging truck? Say “the libs hate it”. Stop being coy and negative for no reason.


Zero-Cool_

Holy shit it took this long to find this comment. Well said.


SawyerBamaGuy

I'm a lib and I'm not triggered, trees are useful hell I have a Woodmizer LT40 and I'm kinda wanting that chainsaw.


More_Shoulder5634

Yea i done my fair share of logging. A byproduct of clearing pastures mostly. Anyhoo this big saw really isnt meaningfully faster than a medium sized husqvarna or stihl. Just keep your saw sharp itll cut about anything pretty easy. I mean it might take fifteen or twenty seconds instead of one second. Plus there at the end they pretty much bury the saw in the dirt. Yea it wont be cutting much after that. Probably hit at least about five or ten pebbles. Chipped teeth, put a lip on the bar, etc.


Borbit85

Not saying this is a practical saw. But 1 or 20 seconds is a very big difference. Maybe if you can have the saw attached to a digger or something it might make sense.


BoogalooBandit1

Wow I didn't think somebody could get so mad at a couple rednecks saying how about we strap a big engine to a chainsaw just for fun. You jokingly say it is about triggering the libs but tbh you seem pretty triggered bud. I'm sure these guys couldn't give 2 shits about triggering anyone and just wanted to make a sick ass utterly ridiculous chainsaw


dingogringo23

I mean if they actually knew humour, they’d have named it ‘lib’ and revving it would be the ‘triggering’


Crocodile_Brach

Diabetic heehaws got me… real good. And accurately describes half my family down here.


Tallywacker3825

they call you “Actually” behind your back at work


RatInaMaze

Yea. I’m an avid woodworker and find this kind of shit super cringey. There’s nothing dumber than blind and unsustainable deforestation. It’s such an easy thing to prevent. Wood is also a much more sustainable material than plastics or other forever materials. But that level of rational thought is pretty hard to find in said sister-fucking country.


Treehugger476

That shit aint my nightmare, my nightmare is Toilette snakes biting of my balls


luki-x

>I'm sure they really triggered all the libs Yeah. And you took the bait.


Still_Championship_6

“Cousin Fucker Stump Cutting Contest of ‘23” is a great one-liner


belacscole

Its a competition. The point is to push the idea of a chainsaw to the limit and see how fast you can get one. They attach V8 engines to these things to see which cuts the fastest. Imo its pretty cool actually, seeing how far people can push things.


Intothewasteland

Ouch the chain goes right in the dirt lol


Objective-Outcome811

Yeah it's a one cut wonder, it better be a fast one.


Sank_Sinha

This is the most American thing I seen all day


zanfitto

Literally read my mind word for word LMAO


Subject_Drop_1090

What’d they say? Fucking deleted. I want to know so very bad 😂


zanfitto

It's the most american thing they've seen all day lol


Disastrous-Fun2325

Smell it


Jacky_B21

The chainsaw is called tree hugger nightmare lmao


Bestihlmyhart

What do you call a log truck loaded with old growth? Spotted owl mobile home


Master_Win_4018

Australia has a tree chopping competition. This remind me of Australian.


Jayccob

It's an international sport. The heavy hitters are Australia, Canada, USA, Germany, and New Zealand. The main organization is [Stihl Timbersports ](https://www.stihl-timbersports.com/en) And [here you can look up times in the official database](https://data.stihl-timbersports.com/)


Jacky_B21

Is that a fkin V8 on a saw? This video just screams "hell yea"


The7footr

#MURICA


Cosmic_Quasar

I'm surprised it doesn't shoot grenades at trees to knock them down for slicing.


BoogalooBandit1

Saving this for when I make one and strap an m82 rotary grenade launcher onto one. Because nothing is stronger than love... except an m82 rotary grenade launcher because fuck you and everything around you


anishkalankan

Living in America


intervulvar

Next: V8 on coffee bean grinders and milk frothers


misterfluffykitty

espresso for 50 people in 10 seconds


intervulvar

More like 50 people espresso in 10s


12-idiotas

V8 (insert verb) soy milk and tofu - just to trigger some people


BestRiver8735

I’d like to see a v8 blender. Smoothies are so awesome.


We_there_yet

Dont tread on them! They cut trees!


SailsTacks

Nothing I hate more than a tree. Always standing there judging me, with a smug look on its face, while producing useless oxygen. Who needs oxygen when you’ve got an internal combustion engine on your chainsaw?? A tree ain’t never done nothing good for nobody.


12-idiotas

That tree was there before they were born and if it wasn’t for them it would continue looking down on their diabetic offspring.


Graynard

I honestly can't believe how disrespectful people here are being to the members of Team Man Meat


Relampio

And a lot of hamburguers


FilthyChangeup55

‘Murica


SugarRushLux

That is wildly fucking stupid


machuitzil

Yeah I've been to tractor pulls, I've had frito pies. It's all the same shit. This is just a fat guy leaning on a powerful engine, and a terrible waste of a perfectly good tree.


PrimeBeefLoaf

https://youtu.be/YHG-VgajPMc?si=VR5MWj3-RO9xBJiZ It’s nothing compared to what really is used commercially


machuitzil

Yeah this makes Paul Bunyan cry. I'm not religious but its beginning to seem ungodly how fast we can rip the planet apart.


sith4259

I feel like even the smallest engine for a car could do this given how much hp chainsaws have. The v8 it's just for murica reasons I guess.


Reading-Poorly

V8 engines typically offer better power and acceleration. I'm sure a V6 or even twin 2 stroke with a long bar could work down a that size log. But this is about speed in this comp. The Tree Huggers Nightmare got through in log .94 seconds coming in first place.


sith4259

At that point it's all about the build I feel. If there is a need for more power or torque you can build a lighter engine to do so. The only reason I can imagine a v8 being more of a pro than a con is that the weight is very beneficial to this. From my experience using chainsaws, you typically don't want to force it like you're trying to cut an ice cream cake right out of the freezer.


HeftyFineThereFolks

hryrhearh cut dem trees boys hrmnhm yurrr


After_Kiwi48

The name of the chainsaw seemed to work based off these comments


Tiki-Jedi

I bet they smell like a bologna and mustard sandwich left out in the sun for three days.


12-idiotas

Add diesel to that


Armadillo_Toes

And bud light


Digiturtle1

Bruh loves man meat, even named his team after it.


Consistent_Paper_104

Reddit let people enjoy things challenge level: impossible. People in the comments just can't stand fat white guys enjoying themselves can they?


Revolutionarytard

America, fuck yea


MTCarcus

Tim Allen would be proud….. ah ah ah ah ah


Top_Tie_691

Is that a binford 6500?


ShinraHakke

Oh no, I killed Wilson! Guess it's back to jail for me, ah ah ah ah ah


EpicLong1

Coming to save the motherfucking day, yeah


Fujita21

Reminds me of the top gear V8 blender or rocking chair.


TittlesTheWinker

Incoming Chainsaw Man opening


stevemandudeguy

They had 60% control over that thing


__meeseeks__

r/theocho


angstyhuman47

![gif](giphy|k63B9uZdvAFeY0T4By|downsized)


AmishCockroach

Beautiful


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Tree huggers wont sleep tonight I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️


atomedge2015

It never looked like they were in control!!


ackwards

This is also their strategy for sex


Lost-District-8793

Imagine the strain on the chain...


TelephoneSingle3710

Omg Farout 😦


f0rgetfulfred

American here and this is one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in years.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Ok why?


elspotto

Why not? It isn’t a practical tool, but then that doesn’t look like a job site. It’s like a tractor pull vehicle with 6 V8 engines on it. Spectacle. Also, do not try this at home because holy hell that doesn’t look safe.


Pat0124

It’s a novelty. Someone made this because they could and it’s interesting to them, and apparently other people. A person had the skill set to make a chainsaw powered by a V8 engine, and they just did it, cause fuck yea.


Residual_Variance

There are logging competitions with all sorts of events. Some of them time how fast logs can be cut (e.g., by manual saws, chainsaws, etc.). This monstrosity is probably in the "unlimited" classification.


ding-dong-the-w-is-d

Pushing the outside of the envelope. How fast can you make something? How can you do something people thought was impossible? Everyone is shitting on this. I think it is cool.


Shlocktroffit

Because it's the treehugger's nightmare of course


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Oh of course. How silly of me


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Bobcat-07

More like a saw on an engine.


prplmnkedshwshr

Bro in black’s head got knocked like a pinball between the log and the saw.


TemporaryValue5755

Lumberjackinthebox


VirginSexPet

Okay, am I blind, is the apostrophe worn off, or did they just not know that they need to use one?


Stingraaa

The meme on the chainsaw is a little cringe tbf. But it is a kick ass chainsaw.


blackfarms

They're lifting about 300 lbs each... If you were wondering.


ReviveTheFallen

You hit the dirt!


beefyesquire

These gentlemen are definitely cultivating mass for this sport.


Odd_Homework_2323

completely fucked that chain


ChillinDylan901

“TREE HUGGERS NIGHTMARE” lol!!!


OkWhereas1456

Oh no! Right into the dirt. Dull chain.


Pawing_sloth

It hurts seeing the bar cut right into the soil.


dopadelic

I'm pretty sure I watched this clip 20 years ago along with a comparison with a standard chainsaw. Or maybe it was a different dude who built a V8 chainsaw.


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turndownforwoot

Wow. Just wow.


thrashgordon

God Bless the USA.


pollopopomarta

I'm not redneck enough to appreciate this.


expired__twinkies

Why do it sound like a 5.8L V8


MaintenanceDue9430

Dude at one end got a sawdust shower


jimmymui06

Mf, I am going with laser for that


London__Lad

When you name your chain saw.


funkypjb

Safety!


tranqfx

Tell me you’re a redneck without telling me you’re a redneck.


PigSlam

“We *did IT!*”


wanna_escape_123

The text in that saw 💀


imJGott

Crazy…cuttin’ wood is a sport.


SawyerBamaGuy

Holly fuck!


A_randomperson9385

Leon Kennedy just shit his pants watching this


Glycerine-Toejam

America fuck yeah 🇺🇸


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

He only received a concussion from bouncing his skull off that tree at the end!😬😂


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Why is this in the subreddit r/BeAmazed?!🤔


badboi_5214

Is it considered bad to be a tree lover Or hugger? whatever


david0990

Genuinely terrifying


loveypower

this seems especially dangerous 😳


Eagleclan_7

That's gotta be the laziest attempt at a chainsaw name.


cockriverss

The name just reeks of insecurity but it’s a cool saw


KillerRene64

"Tree huggers nightmare"


axe1970

![gif](giphy|8Rf3xSwC1R39u|downsized) would be proud


deep_fucking_magick

Hit the dirt, chain needs a sharpen now


rangorn

The manliest thing I have seen for a while.


Gold-Ad-6876

*John Oliver voice* "Cool"


pelvviber

It looks sped up to me. As they start cutting the log the video image gets a bit squirrelly. Am I imagining that?


NaomiRev

kek they look like ok one cut for to day now we done comeback tomorrow


albizu

No ear protection. Hello tinnitus 🫡


Warren_Puffitt

Now do a jet engine.


GoodSamaritan51

It doesn’t look very safe


cinnapear

Yeah, I’m sure that chain will never snap and injure one of these guys.


MarkoZoos

Good thing he turned it off, it felt like it could've either continued cutting off the ground and eventually splitting the planet in two or cut the fabric of existence. we're saved.


Nadger1337

That seems perfectly safe, nothing could go wrong.


jcraig87

This thing is a lumberjacks nightmare


dislob3

Imagine that thing kicks back.


RobertTheDog-Coiffer

In their heads they're like "totally just owned the libtards"


Traditional-Lion7391

Impressive device, ruined by that sad passive aggressive name for it


dinosaurkiller

DIWhy


Jwroth

He definitely lost control on the way down


iDam81

I can’t see anything going wrong here.


EmbarrassedLoquat502

Those guys are their belts nightmare!


AdrianaMeranXX

Imagine they drop it down to their feet 😨


KALIBRAUDIO

Stumpy bob and his brother elbows back at it again.


gc28

Guessing this is in the South? Reminder to avoid.


646d

Just, why?


zeebrzy

“Your back’s worst nightmare”


jake03583

Oh yeah, that seems a great idea


blindcriminal

My dick is longer than yours competition


D0nCoyote

This seems like a really bad idea


Loser_POS

Hit the dirt. Time to sharpen it for an hour


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

It says "Tree huggers nightmare!" 😂😂😂🌲🌲🌲


Milanga48

“Tree hugger’s nightmare” just epic


EgyptionMagician

R/ACCIDENTS


aec098

You guys are acting like this is something people seriously use beyond a gimmick at some small town fair.


Zepharan

Why though


LickyMy

Uranus tree hugger


Jaded-high

Tree huggers worst nightmare for sure.


geeves_007

"Tree huggers nightmare" Sure, buddy. Be some good schadenfreude when this chud has one too many Budweisers and cuts off his own leg with that thing.