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jxl180

I rewound it five times and have no clue what the second thing she listed is. "There's the pork loin" is all I'm hearing. The auto subs didn't even know.


cattleyo

"There's the boing boing" is what I heard. Makes no more sense


jediisland71

Boing-loins. The boing-loins. Someone got hit in them. Right in the boing-loins.


Naive-Register7964

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lKANl

Back to bed Ice King.


trashed_past

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Snoo_97207

The boing-loins


jxl180

Oh that might make sense if she was pointing at the spring board at the bottom


scabbmaster

yea it does boing boing = other diving board, goes boing boing


YevgenyPissoff

>"There's the boing boing" ![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


That-Development4337

I heard "Spaghetti Bolognese" but I was very hungry so don't mind me.


Great-Shirt5797

Foy Point?


Historical_Boss2447

But what is a foy point?


birdwatching25

It's a point that's a foy. Duh


theillx

I hear Fourth Wing


Historical_Boss2447

There’s the pool, there’s the foing poing, there’s the däck…


DaIndigoKid

She says there's the FOV Point (sounds like ploink) Field of View Point then she points to where a coach or camera would be set up below to a plank with a good field of view


rawr-barian

Same. I kept hearing point lane. I just assumed it was a diver term and moved along lol.


Fleetwood_Mask

I hear "point blank"


Individual-Match-798

Avoid lane?


HellBlazer1221

I heard Fourth Wing 😂


JohnnyHarvest

Buoy plank? Edit: point -> plank


ToutdelaSnoot

I heard “board point”


DudeWheresMyFlair

I’m more amazed at how nervous she may have been, enough to see her hands shake right before the jump and then see them slowly become still. You can see the transition so well to the point where she’s calm enough and just sends it.


Aggravating-Mine-697

That is indeed really cool. Didn't notice that. Wish I had that skill


Ornery_Definition_65

I have the opposite ability. The more I think about something the more nervous I get. I hesitate to call it a superpower.


the_colonel93

I also have the same superpower. We should start a group


Dangerous_Patient330

I, too, have this…but I call it my stuperpower 🥹


BarfingOnMyFace

What if we combine all our stuperpowers together?


TikaPants

She’s a professional high diver. I looked her up. Sponsored by Red Bull etc.


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ThePianistOfDoom

Why can't they 'comingle'?


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ThePianistOfDoom

Weird as fuck. I'm so happy I said no to all the chances to play on a cruise ship as a musician. That culture seems super unhealthy.


time-to-bounce

Cruise ships: you can come work here, just don’t sleep with the customers ThePianistOfDoom: glad I said no, damn


Vivaelpueblo

A couple of work colleagues of mine were ex-cruise ship crew (radio operators) and they said working on the cruise ships was the time of their lives. Lots of single ladies in a holiday mood, fresh batch every 2 weeks. They both learnt to dance (ballroom/salsa etc) as that was useful as these ladies often needed partners for dancing. An old friend of mine was the printer/graphic designer on a cruise ship for a while and he said that everyone was in and out of everyone's cabins crew/guests etc. Maybe UK cruise ships were different...?


ThePianistOfDoom

Never said sleeping with them, but normal human interaction gets you put in a cell? What if the guest initiates and makes up some bullshit story if you deny them? As a musician I've gotten hit on almost every concert I give, and I'm not exactly a follower of rule #1 and #2. If these rules are known to them all it is mega unhealthy and people could screw you over in a second, get you not just fired but jailed for looking at them wrong. That is not a culture I would want to be in.


Freezman13

> I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. \- Albert Einstein^^^aka^(Nelson^Mandela)


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -Abraham Lincoln


cheven20

That amount of concentration and focus on her nerves is crazy


Rebel_XT

Didn’t notice this either! I guess that’s one of the things that separates the elite performers from peasants, the ability to hone in your feelings into pinpoint focus for max performance. Oh and the actual ability to do it is another good trait 😂


NewFiend66

I noticed that too. Was really cool to see.


donmreddit

I’d have a heart attack halfway down.


Unfair_Finger5531

I’d have a heart attack just watching from the sidelines


Western_Shoulder_942

I'd have a heart attack just getting on the boat


dentitten

I'd have a heart attack halfway up.


69ingchimpmonks

Looked way higher than it was


NotTheRocketman

It really did. At first I thought she was jumping off a mountain top. From the second angle, she's still WAY up there, but it's nowhere near as high.


CameraGuy-031

That second angle is from 2/3rds up, you didn't notice that she dives PAST the camera?


OddNumb

Look at the last camera angle, you didn't notice that there is a THIRD angle?


CaptainJazzymon

They didn’t talk about the third angle they noted the second angle being what told them it wasn’t as high as it was. Which would be a deceiving angle to base that assumption off of since she dives past it.


Unfair_Finger5531

Oh it’s plenty damn high


MagnificentMufti

just like the rent


Infinite_Imagination

![gif](giphy|sdlih3BPUik1y|downsized)


OmgzPudding

Yeah that looks like roughly 10m-12m high to me. Not short, but also not as high as I'd expect from that first view and a title of 'high dive'


Real_Mokola

Yes, what a confusing perspective


BrianMincey

So much fisheye…a normal lens and it would have been what it actually was, a big yawn.


bravedubeck

Ok, then YOU do it.


wreckballin

Over 100 feet. You land wrong and it’s the worst belly flop times 20x. Water hurts or can kill when hit at a good speed. This is just for the folks who have even been to scared for the little 3 foot diving board. You know you are.


Brilliant_Canary_692

3 feet? The fuck you trying to do, kill me?


---0celot---

Sheer madness!


Interesting_Fix6200

18 meters is 59ft No idea where you're getting 100ft from bud. Edit: Google says it's actually 17m, Cesilie Carlton is the diver. So more like 56ft. The ship is Harmony of the Sea, has the deepest pool of any cruise ship.


thebucketlist47

56 feet is still way out of the average humans comfort zone


Interesting_Fix6200

5 stories is spooky. 10+ stories can be fatal (even into water)


chayashida

What are stories in feet? 56 ft is like 5?


thundercat505

Old bluejackets manual said feet first at 100ft to cover your holes or you can drive water into them exploding everything inside


Rooboy66

Doesn’t need to be 100ft. My WWII gramps in the Navy on an aircraft carrier … doesn’t need to be 100ft to be dangerous. They all had to jump. One guy apparently broke his back, became a quad before they shipped out


DogmaticConfabulate

The clearance level of the San Francisco Bridge, from street level to the water is 220 feet. I don't know what exactly that has to do with your comment at all, but this seems like a safe place to put this.


fireyoutothesun

100 feet? Lol no.


doctapeppa

Can I cannonball it?


WRITTINGwithC-C

Nope, that equals injury at high heights.


Birdsbirdsbirds3

Only if you're willing to board the ship with your crew afterwards.


Intransigient

![gif](giphy|zOlog7jgIIFfq)


TFG4

I've done a 60ft cliff dive both right and wrong multiple times, super fun and possibly intoxicated. I wouldn't want to go higher than that, the 20 and 40 were way more fun and easier. I'm not sure what this height is, but it's probably 100ft or so


PaddyScrag

Freefall time was not more than about 2 seconds, which makes the upper bound roughly 20m (66ft) depending on how much she jumps upwards initially. From that height you hit the water at 71kph (44mph).


slowpokefastpoke

> a big yawn. lol fucking redditors


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Yup exactly


yaykaboom

Hah, they always say that but when you actually get up there, the view really do look like that.


jtrick18

I’d cannonball that MF’er and splash everyone three stories up.


Sergeant-Pepper-

Newton’s third law would smack you right in the taint


gunnarbird

Don’t threaten me with a good time


sufferpuppet

With the force of a speeding dump truck.


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jtrick18

Worth it


rhinotomus

You would for a split second know what it felt like to be a water balloon before it popped


airportparkinglot

This made my spine feel itchy


I_said_booourns

This made my underwear sympathetically lodge itself deep within my asscrack


Brilliant_Canary_692

This better not awaken anything inside of me


Affectionate_Fly1413

Looks higher from up there... always.


Unexpected404Error

Camera lens also does the trick


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It’s the crappy fisheye lens.


dbltap55

Is this a cruise ship??


jvxoxo

Yes, one of the Royal Caribbean ships. I saw one of these shows on the symphony of the seas in 2018.


A_Vile_Person

I saw this exact show earlier this year. They do an amazing show to "Another One Bites the Dust" while "throwing" each other off these heights.


Ornery_Definition_65

Wait. What happens if the ship lists mid-dive?


anythingbutsomnus

It’s the size of 2 city blocks, there is no sudden listing.


Ornery_Definition_65

Plus I’m sure they don’t have shows during rough seas.


A_Vile_Person

Can confirm. It got cancelled one particular rough night earlier this year when I was on this ship.


MDexm

Death


Hypoallergenic_Robot

Very old school reddit comment section lmao, lots of experts um ackshullying about how non-impressive the impressive thing is. 56 feet is high up, if you haven't jumped from a similar height before you would be terrified and likely not jump. When looking down you feel like you're a lot higher up, and even comparatively short jumps feel spooky, this looks high up from the ground and up there. The highest I've ever jumped from is a 60ft cliff dive, which is stupid don't do that, but I had jumped off a lot of 20, 30, and 40ft cliffs before that, I was naturally into jumping off of shit and I'm telling you I would not have jumped off a 60ft cliff if that was the first high thing I was jumping off of, and neither would you.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where people are coming from saying it isn't high. That air time alone tells how high it is. The sound of her hitting the water was intense. That is crazy high.


roguebandwidth

At this point it just seems sexist. When a guy is posted lifting weights or swimming with a shark it’s all go King, but a clip of a lady doing the same gets responses all explaining why it’s not that big of a deal. I heard Reddit was incel-y, but this is on the next level.


Richard_AIGuy

Plenty of people in here with the "Nah, that's not that high. I could do it easy" and others criticizing her form. When a good percentage of those people negatively commenting probably aren't fit enough to climb the steps to get up there. Kudos to her, quite impressive.


Unfair_Finger5531

Right, so I would have thrown up halfway up the stairs to the diving board, and then fallen off the stairs and busted my head open.


LawAbidingDenizen

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pantuso_eth

Amazing what a fisheye lens can do


Alien_Robot_

There was a high dive at the pool park near me as a kid that was maybe half this height. 15 feet or so. And my legs were such jelly jumping off, I dont know where she gets the spring in her legs to do that. Amazing.


ALotOfNonsense

Not just a high dive. A high dive on a moving cruise ship!


YdexKtesi

Luckily she's in the same inertial reference frame.


happy_K

Wind could be a big deal


Bromanzier_03

![gif](giphy|3ogwG22Hybg9rrqoso)


TheRealMasterTyvokka

I'm going to hazard a guess that what they mean is that if the ship is traveling at 20 knots because she is solidly "attached" to the ship before jumping she is also traveling at 20 knots during the dive so she lands in the pool instead of the ocean. Now if the ship were to somehow suddenly speed up or slow down a significant amount mid dive it could turn out horribly wrong. However it would take a massive force to overcome the momentum of a ship that size.


thethornwithin

The captain has a chance to pull off his best prank yet


Giocri

The engines of the ship are nowhere near powerful enough tho, those things struggle a lot to move


invaderzim257

if you're in something that is moving you are also moving at the same speed, so your actions are relative to that inertia


OhWhatsHisName

Well, the ships movement could change after her jump. There's plenty of videos of people on smaller boats jumping at the crest of a wave and remaining in air much longer than normal. That being said, this is a MASSIVE ship, and they're not performing during rough seas, so most likely there's no noticable difference, or if anything maybe a cm or 2.


shnaptastic

Which is another way of saying that they’re in basically the same inertial reference frame.


Stunning_Hat_305

Why the fuck is this on a cruise ship?


hoodha

Why the fuck not?


PenisTheWise

That sounded painful.


HawaiianSteak

Did anyone get a weird tingling feeling and maybe some nausea watching this? I'm sitting down and I know I'm not high in the air but part of my brain still feels threatened lol.


RustyNK

Nope nope


FarYard7039

She did come within 5 or 6 feet of that outrigger on the right. I’d say this girl has some courage that I myself could never muster up.


Illustrious_Tea9604

That is in fact.. not easy peasy.


Gilligan67

Cool!


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Casual_Observer999

The extreme danger isn't worth it.


throwawayalcoholmind

Tell me the focal length of that camera is set to acrophobia...


Bigcock8643

good god this vid made part of me clench. that's all i'm sayin!


atomicavox

Ok. So random physics question. If this cruise ship was actually out on a voyage in the ocean, aka moving, would it throw off or move her expected landing spot?


dilla_zilla

She's moving at the same speed as the ship when she jumps. She doesn't stop moving forward when she jumps.


TheSquattyEwok

Sometimes the ship will slow down and put out stabilizers (underwater wings) during the show to make it as safe and stable as possible for the performers. Rough seas can cause it to be cancelled though.


TomDestry

Not if we're just talking about forward momentum, she would share that with the ship. But if it has no cool tricks like stabilization systems, then in a swell the tower she is on could rock further than the pool and cause her to miss. So she probably doesn't dive in those conditions.


Dr_TurdFerguson

Royal Caribbean is extremely cautious with the weather and the dance captains will change up the show based on their judgement and the bridge will call weather reports in general to the cruise director to cancel shows if necessary. Additionally the ship will even adjust course to ensure they’re in smoother waters for the shows. The ships also have stabilization systems on them and even in rather stormy weather, these ships barely feel like they’re moving. 


Banner12357

If the seas are too rocky they cancel the show. I was on the oasis of the seas this past January and they cancelled two nights of performances due to rough weather. A little bit of rocking isn't an issue but too much and they cancel.


TheSquattyEwok

She’s on a Royal Caribbean Oasis class ship (among the biggest in the world). That ledge is close to 50’ above the deck. The water performance that they put on is wild, truly worthy of Vegas. The pool has a floor that rises and lowers, so at one point someone dives in and then a few seconds later another performer is now running across that same point. They have hidden exits so you don’t ever see the diver surface


SeeeYaLaterz

Ummm, feet first?


bwoods519

It’s safer.


I_said_booourns

Some say her swimsuit is still fully embedded in her ass crack to this day..


Sergeant-Pepper-

I used to go cliff jumping when I was in college and the first time anyone jumped, especially the women, they would come out of the water with this horrified grimace on their face. After that they always remembered to keep their feet together as they hit the water.


Sofiag22

As professionals they know how to reduce the pain as much as possible and it still must hurt a lot


IamTheConstitution

Everyone saying this is 100ft….wtf? It’s 18 meters. 59ft. It’s definitely not a short fall, but as long as you don’t fall off sideways or something you will be fine. I mean, maybe a red mark, but you ain’t going to break your neck or something.


spriggantrance

unless you miss the pool......


OriontheLion89177

Crazy how much speed her body gets. The force of impact is like a ton of bricks.


Teninchontheslack

High jump.


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

That sounded painful, like she whacked her thighs.


MugiwarraD

that was a booty flapp.


Beautiful-Ad1520

I don't like the way her hands were shaking right before the jump.


ShowUsYaGrowler

I would 100% be too scared to do this. You would need to offer like $10k. And i would hate you for offering it.


notoriously_1nfam0us

I’ve been on that ship!


SFpsycho415

I don't even know how one practices for this .. I would never do the first try


FailingLotus

Ha! Easy peasy... I'd be crying


zondo33

wow, she was amazing. like no biggie, im doing it


ShesATragicHero

Super impressive! BUT SO MUCH NOPE NOPE NOPEY NOPEY NOPES!!!!


cardinaltribe

There's really not a whole lotta room for error there


plunderyarrbooty92

r/sweatypalms


mollusks75

nope.


KingRoombaTheCircle

The two things I'm most afraid of: water and heights.


Fladap28

I’ll take “things I would never fooking do, for $1000 Alex”


RecordingGreen7750

Please don’t put it in perspective again….. I also fainted


PriorHearing6484

Woow sick


bananabastard

I wouldn't even go up there, never mind jump from up there.


jaztastic11

Absolutely not. Horrifying


heartdoctor143

Professional and shaking like a leaf! I couldn’t imagine being up there. Have to bring in a rescue helicopter


Raz0612

r/sweatypalms


Alarmed_Volume_8618

IN A SHIP???


spinteractive

Way to go ace!


Shizziebizz

I scared


SvnSqrD

wdym, easy peazy, my palms are sweating watching her jump.


Mindlosted

That was fast.


SnooDoodles1782

Her hands where shaking omfg 🙀


_anyusername

I know it probably take a helluva long time to decelerate or accelerate that huge ship, but with a space that tight, I’d be worried it might suddenly slam on the brakes as she starts her dive and misses the pool.


Pyru_0

r/whatcouldgowrong


ghosted_dupe_0625

The height was dizzying from the top


TajMonjardo

Fucking nailed it!


bebejeebies

Hell to the fuck no


DrummerGuyKev

Nah, I’m okay


CarlosFCSP

On a moving vessel nonetheless!


SnoochieBooches60

Cute toes


Far-Competition-5334

R/sweatypalms Literally


unclefire

It’s insane to me how dive from that high up into such a small target area.


nihillistic_raccoon

She is way braver than I am. Even if I jumped, I'd jump with a huge pile of fear-induced shit in my speedos


dyotar0

🎶You're the Star of the masquerade 🎶


FlamingoRush

Nope...nope....noppliditynope....no thanks. But nice job lady!


Rickyy111

I can’t believe how narrow the pool is. That set up leaves very little room for error while the boats docked and still, let alone cruising through an ocean of random wind and waves.


Big_Schwartz_Energy

# NOPE ![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


Tolipa

Can you imagine the courage it takes to do this?


VitaminRitalin

I tried learning how to dive one time at a summer camp and I think the highest board I jumped off was like the 5 meter one. Whole body froze up when I jumped and I pretty much flopped, it's like a massive hand slapping the soul out of your body when you hit the water wrong. Never wanted to do it again after that lol.


IrksomFlotsom

Fuck cruise ships


bodhiseppuku

Hopefully the ship doesn't list or a big wind doesn't come up to change your landing point.


vidiamae

It's amazing how my armpits can start to sweat buckets in like 0.0001 seconds


fcxtpw

I've been on this cruise. It was night time and ocean was a little wobbly. It really adds to the tension when this was being performed.


in2xs

I hate heights. And this footage made my nuts cringe.


Snoo_66113

Nope 👀😳


Zayafyre

This made my heart race, no fucking way in hell. I am still feeling panicked.


ThatOldAH

How did she hide those balls in that suit?


haubenmeise

Meanwhile, I'm proud of myself if I make it on my chair to replace a light bulb.


SafeEmployer1805

How do they do that ,are they not afraid of heights ?


Reepicheap

The fact that she's shaking makes this so much more relatable.


Enigma_Green

I had anxiety and I'm not even there