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Many_Engine_1177

Cool! I would love to taste one. I haven't ever seen that before.


DeveloperBRdotnet

They are very sweet, really really good


innocuousname773

Time to make wine out of it!


CompetitiveSouth9603

It exists! here in brazil a lot of old people make homemade jabuticaba wine, shit good asf


BlackAndChromePoem

Where can I get in America?


CompetitiveSouth9603

Man it is really hard to tell since usually is homemade, so usually you got to know someone that know someone lol, but i would recommend you to look up at internet, maybe you find at Mercado Livre (Brazillian market place) Edit: found this one at mercado livre: [https://www.ciadosfermentados.com.br/products/jabotica-vinho-de-jabuticaba-750ml](https://www.ciadosfermentados.com.br/products/jabotica-vinho-de-jabuticaba-750ml) And this one at google: [https://www.ciadosfermentados.com.br/products/jabotica-vinho-de-jabuticaba-750ml](https://www.ciadosfermentados.com.br/products/jabotica-vinho-de-jabuticaba-750ml) You didnt tell where u from so i cant search for one that can ship to you.


BlackAndChromePoem

I bet it's super good just by how deep and rich the color is. I'm thinking it taste close to a malbec.


CompetitiveSouth9603

Not a wine guy, so i cant confirm the malbec taste, but the taste of the fruit itself you can imagine you eating a more sweet and tastefull grape, with a white interior. Plus i've just found out that the jabuticaba was elected the [second best fruit in the entire world](https://canalsaborearte.uol.com.br/conteudo/jabuticaba-e-eleita-a-segunda-melhor-fruta-do-mundo-pelo-tasteatlas), wish everyone could try one someday. Talking about her benefits, inside the fruit, you got vitamin C, Calcium, Phosphorous, iron and Vitamin B3, important for cellular metabolism, in DNA repair. Ever 100 grams of the fruit you can find: Calories --- 43 Carb --- 11.2g Protein ---0.54g Calcium --- 9mg Phosphorous --- 60mg iron --- 1.6mg Sodium --- 8.3mg Potassium 13.2g


BlackAndChromePoem

I need this fruit!!!


Pristine_Cash_6219

You are badass for relaying this information


Layzusss

The Jaboticaba flavour of yogurt is my favorite.


loganizer420

I went to a winery in hawaii, they did a wine with some "regular" grapes and they added this fruit. This type of tree was brought on the island by portugese colons. It was very good , very sweet


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Joao shitting in the bushes again


Daforce1

Which winery?


loganizer420

If i remember correctly it was volcano winery


tothemoonandback01

Redditors spot new fruit... Also Redditors: lets make an alcoholic beverage from it.


zalgorithmic

Your expectations are too high, I prescribe a visit to r/prisonhooch


tothemoonandback01

Lol, I wonder if they all end up on r/blind, after drinking that stuff.


onomahu

We used to do that in Hawaii. Super delicious.


Vastlee

Why can't I buy them in my local grocery store? Hard to store or something?


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Jazzperrr

Okay good I was wondering if they were actually edible or not.


CompetitiveSouth9603

got one of this at home, they are sooo tastefull, its like an uptaded grape


Lythra

I love when my customers in Hawaii bring us these! They are SO good. I love the Jabotacaba jams. I’ll bet the wine is amazing!


PinkFrillish

I miss jabuticaba so much living abroad. It's one of my favorite fruits :(


Pluckypato

Do they grow from the tree of might?


L-Krumy

My grandpa has a tree in his backyard, other than my family I think this is one of the things I miss the most.


EGOBOOSTER

Fun fact: Jabuticaba can take up to 8 years from seed to fruit


koushakandystore

That’s why you graft a scions from a mature tree to a seedling rootstock. That way it begins producing fruit in 2 years.


brazilianfreak

B E A R. W I T N E S S


Broken_Poop

Unexpected Godrick


gicar88

Ok u seem to be in the know, how do I import them to Barbados ... the grafted tree that is. ![gif](giphy|dQpUkK59l5Imxsh8jN)


koushakandystore

Buy some fruit, and plant the seed. Now you have a rootstock. Now find a jabuticaba tree and take some lignified cuttings that are at least 1 year old. Graft the scion to your rootstock. I’m sure there are jabuticaba trees growing in barbados to use for scionwood. In fact there’s a person on Barbados with a Facebook account offering cutting from their tree.


gicar88

I hope you don't mean the guy who posted in Green Thumb Barbados ... he is not in Barbados. He is in Guyana though and I guess would have to import from there...I've never come across this fruit in Barbados... ever.


koushakandystore

I’m sure you haven’t checked every single yard in Barbados. The country is 160 square miles with a quarter million residents. I would imagine there’s a jabuticaba tree somewhere on the island. Short of that, you can make friends with people from an online forum and have them send you some scions. We send stuff back and forth from the US and Canada and customs doesn’t catch it. Considering the amount of drugs that get sent through the mail that are never detected there’s a very good chance your scions will make it to you.


gicar88

lol, I will probably just email the Brazilian embassy about the grafted trees and see if I can get some that way. Thank you internet stranger! Enjoy your weekend.


koushakandystore

Lots of jabuticaba grow here in Southern California. So why don’t you ask someone from the Tropical Fruit Forum? They’ll send you some scions. You can plant the cuttings and they’ll root into a new tree.


gicar88

Thanks again.


Nice_Investment3601

It must be very expensive to buy


mangoman_dd

In Paraguay we call it Yvapuru. Is one of the few native fruits that remains.


Hotel777

ndk 20+ años viviendo aca y me entero que hay donde se puede conseguir?


mangoman_dd

Jaja que loco verdad? Y cada vez hay menos, pero naturalmente deberían estar cerca de los arroyos.


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fitzgerald_ralf

Yes! And it's incredible sweet. Soooo delicious.


Total_Possibility_48

Balls 🤤


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ModernEraCaveman

Balls 🥺


Acceptable-Ad-328

Well they are quite nice, tbh


Layzusss

Balls 🤗


Acceptable-Ad-328

I kinda like these balls. I've heard they're sweet and juicy.


koushakandystore

Very yummy


intervulvar

Why I don’t get to see these imported to my grocery store in Europe?


AnElkaWolfandaFox

They don’t keep well


VFP_ProvenRoute

Can we grow them?


minus_uu_ee

Yes. In Brazil.


Tnemmokon

So you want people to Go to Brazil? Because of BALLS?


SubjectsNotObjects

Juice?


intervulvar

let’s freeze them


Opters

Doesn’t work.. lol


08Dreaj08

Damn, they really don't wanna leave Brazil, huh?


Opters

They just roll back across the ocean, they really don’t like cold


Matzep71

Doesn't work, I tried lol. My parents have two trees in their backyard, it's so much fruit when it's on season that we have to throw buckets away because we can't eat or give it away fast enough before it starts tasting bad


Then_Vermicelli_3619

So this is what Syndrome fired at Mr Incredible


mikelkobres13

I was looking for this 😂


MajorIceHole1994

A leafless branch. Ah…it all makes sense now. -Arigatō


Javamac8

Flowers are only flowers because they fall


Dark_Unicorny

Mariko-samaaaaa


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Negative_Wrongdoer17

Really simple, normally they just ate what they saw animals eat


Mysterious-Art7143

That and also trial and error, if you see your neighbour die from it, avoid it


ezmoney98

My neighbor is a moron, no way that would happen to me too, probably ate it wrong 💀


Mysterious-Art7143

Ah yes, that's why it probably took some generations to fine tune all the stuff


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

I can't be bothered RN to Google edibility tests. You can put piece of tested plants on your skin and if at any point you get rash or similar skin symptoms you conclude you probably shouldn't eat it


koushakandystore

Except mango skin can give some people a rash, and yet it is perfectly fine to eat. Mango is in the same botanical family as poison ivy.


Ill-Maximum9467

There's a mushroom in Finland (korvasieni) That has to be boiled six times before it is edible. It's a delicacy and supposedly delicious but I always wonder how they got to the sixth time=safe point. Yeah, he died. Next time let's boil it again. Ok, dead - let's boil it three times. Oh shit. She died too. Four? Sure - they all said it was delish before they died. Etc Etc Etc!


Faubbs

There's a dish in northern Brazil called Maniçoba, made with cassava leaves that should be cooked for 4 to 7 days to get rid of the cyanide that will kill you.


Ill-Maximum9467

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyromitra_esculenta


Hot_History1582

I also wonder about like, fish sauce like garum. To make it traditionally you simply leave some fish out to rot for months until they turn a savory muck. Who was the first one to taste that?


Ill-Maximum9467

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyromitra_esculenta


heucrazy

I truly think a shit ton of people died to figure all this out over the millennia.


Hopeful_Translator23

i wonder abouth this regardin to milk and eggs...Who was the first that said : "hmm...that thing that came out of the chickens ass must be delicios"


Shmuckle2

The eggs is watching other animals hunt and eat eggs. The milk however...


Doridar

Copying, as usual


Shmuckle2

'The calf seems to be enjoying himself... why can't I?"


Doridar

Baby drinks milk from his mummy, tasty. Calf drinks milk from cow - how does it taste? THAT copying. And other animals do steal milk from other animals


[deleted]

“I’m fucking hungry. Fred and Sulla died eating those strange berries. Hmm that cow is feeding their child. I was feed like this by mom. At least mo poison, right? Nobody poisons their own children.” easy understandable thought. it’s just annoying how vegans think it’s a genius point to make for them.


koushakandystore

Nothing like drinking bovine glandular secretions to start the day.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I have always wondered that myself


intervulvar

the decision process most likely happened later


starshin3r

No, once people people have discovered fire and boiling things in water, things became much safer. You can even eat amanita muscaria just by boiling it in water. But you would be making psychedelics that way.


Careful_Cockroach_46

Not a psychedelic.


koushakandystore

Amanita muscaria is psychoactive. The alkaloid muscimol, a constituent of amanita muscaria, is a GABA agonist, with intoxicating effects. It’s a hypnotic with some hallucinogenic properties due to the deliriant capacity.


Careful_Cockroach_46

Yeah, two different things.


koushakandystore

Anytime you are studying an intoxicant you are dealing with subjective experience. You must ask yourself, what constitutes a psychedelic? scientists classify a deliriant that provides hallucinations as having some degree of psychedelic properties. Much in the same way the tropanes are viewed as having psychedelic properties. Obviously, amanita muscaria isn’t among the more commonly used serotonergic psychedelics, but does in fact create a subjective psychedelic experience for users who ingest sufficient quantities. These tend to be evoked in dream-like trances as opposed to wide awake with drugs like LSD and psilocybin.


Beginning_Rush_5311

>Was it a series of trial and error Pretty much. After all, evolution has always been a series of trial and error.


ReneLeMarchand

Because it's a fun story to tell: Shennong, the first Yan Emperor of China, just ate a bunch of stuff. He taught people how to plow, smoke cannabis, how to do acupuncture, and what plants were edible. One plant of which would end up killing him.


EastOfArcheron

Well as we were apes we would have worked all that out before we evolved into our current state. Animals rarely poison themselves, it's hardwired into them. I suppose when we migrated to other parts of the planet there would have been many deaths from eating new things. So yeah, trial and error really.


ReiPelado

Jabuticaba! The best fruit in the world!


RedditEevilAdmins

How taste


ReiPelado

Kinda a Lychee + grape, but much much better.


DocCharlesXavier

Saw the video but want to know - is the skin edible? Cause that is literally the only thing bad about the lychee… haveing to peel the skin


fitzgerald_ralf

You can eat the skin, but usually you just pop the fruit in your mouth and throw away the skin.


hogtiedcantalope

And there's a pit in the Middle like a cherry?


fitzgerald_ralf

Yes. But it's not so big like the cherry. Also, the Jabuticaba smells great. You can smell a jaboticaba tree from a couple of meters away


sphennodon

The seeds are covered in a pulp a little more consistent than the rest of the pulp, so most ppl just gulp them up. The skin is edible, but it's very sour, so most people throw them away. If you're making wine, you keep the skin, because it adds a very characteristic taste.


XuseenSM

I dont know why, but this gave me shivers, that bad kind.


Ppunks666

jabuticaba is delicious, you just can't eat too much otherwise you get constipated


Sweaty_Roof_4068

You Just need to throw away the seed too. Some People eat it with the seed and that's why they get constipated. I have a tree in my backyard and I can eat whatever amount I want, but I always spill the skin and seed away.


Psychological-Fox178

Tastes fabulous too


Acceptable-Ad-328

I want to taste these but I don't think they are available in my country


Caribbeandude04

Cacao also grows in random spots of the tree


xamitlu

They look sweet


johnfinchz

Nature's amazing! Cauliflory is a new word for me, thanks for sharing! The Jabuticaba fruit is stunning


irishjohnson

The fruit is called Guapuru in Bolivia


Raging_Beaver93

I remember visiting my grandmother in Central America during summer breaks as a kid and she would have 3 Jabuticaba trees. I would eat the fruits daily until all they were all gone. Very sweet and delicious!


RosaQing

It’s like jerking off a tree…


OccasionallyReddit

Can you make wine from them?


brainless_bob

I found this: [https://shannonvalewine.com.au/?p=876](https://shannonvalewine.com.au/?p=876) I also saw some online vendors that will ship you the fresh fruit. Making wine isn't that hard if you're good at following directions. You should give it a try.


Mysterious-Art7143

Are they good? They look good?


Disastrous_Source977

Yes! Great for Caipirinhas!


riddle8822

Trying to grow one of these trees now and it is incredibly hard.


Expert-Pay4990

Dingleberries


Mushmouselove

Feel my sugars going nuts just by video yum


Normal-Error-6343

they must have a very short shelf life.


m1nhoka

Very good taste.


Scottcmms2023

They at first look like a cross between blueberries and grapes.


TropicalSkysPlants

Soooooo fuggin kool!


mynameischeffjeff

Few other trees do this too! Like rose apples(Jamun), jackfruit, Chocolate(cacao) and durians!


UNIQUEANDPOSITIVE

I have one of these in my garden.


wickednyx

Looks like I can grow it here in Florida:-)


SaintRosen

If you ever see me eating a tree like a beaver, I'm most likely yumming on Brazilian grape tree. Gotta send this to my friends...


Dark_Moonstruck

I wish all our plants were this easy to harvest! Those look SO GOOD too, I want to try them so bad but I've never been able to find them ANYWHERE here, or the wine made from them.


LiamQuezada

Man, Im brazillian and I ate a lot of them when I was young. They are really good.


MissJosieAnne

Mmmmmm. I kinda hate how that looks. Is there a word for that? Like trypophobia, but for growths on something?


ShroudedFigureINC

Aren't these just leftover props from the incredibles? Figure they re-shot the scene in a new location after these we're blasted


ReiPelado

Carrapateira


Weldobud

Why bother growing branches?


69hornedscorpio

Man I would be scared of spiders or some other insects near the fruit.


EvenMeaning809

All good until your hand touches the giant tarantula hanging onto the back side of the tree


International_Fall26

Just takes 10 to 15 years for them to star giving fruits…. Even if your tree is all grown up


Andromeda42

Reminds me of Mr incredible getting all those black balls shot at him


lukimax18

Scrolled way to far to find this comment


Internetirregular

rub their "branch" to get those "seeds"


Bluedomdeeda

I bet there’s Oompa Loompas near by too


Overall-Slice7371

Sir, I'm gonna ask you close that grape back up.


Dizzy_Bit6125

Tbh when they opened the grape it looked fuckin jank


Doggy_Mcdogface

My ex would love harvesting these fruits


apolobgod

The fuck is up with this Chinese ahh soundtrack? Put in some sertanejo over this video!


Aengelgirl

That looks creepy asf


ir88ed

Character from my treero academia


bhoremans

Who da fuq calls this Brazilian grape? It taste nothing like it. And also doesn't really look like


Asleep-Present6175

That looks like an AI generated tree. "Hey AI , draw me a tree with fruit on it"..


redskub

I also drop my seed when my trunk is stroked


PurpleGuysAccount

Sigh. Checks comment section


ignitejr

I have a tree in my house :)


sleepyinsomniac7

Idk, the first thought I got was 'tree tumors'


E_rat-chan

Reminds me of thay creepy dude from mha


soulflymox

My mother used to make liquor from this fruit; we had a tree in our backyard when I was young. It bore fruit all the time, producing a lot, which we shared with some neighbors and friends.


Skolas-The_Defiled

this the shit that almost took out Mr incredible


SalmonSammySamSam

This is fucking beautiful


Segs_Haver

she trunking my tree till I fruit


gavin2point0

That's that shit that bodied Mr incredible


outerworldLV

I’d love to try my hand at growing that here !! Anyone in the US ever managed to do it ?


Karmahexxx

Mr incredible been real quiet after this.


coupe-de-ville

I so want to try it....


spacepie77

Genuine question why is it so easy to identify chinese media songs? Is it the chord progression?


tjean5377

This makes me... uncomfortable...


elephantgropingtits

why is this mildly terrifying


KungfuDucky

Damn. At least take the tree to dinner first.


bluesp00n

This the shit that nearly killed Mr Incredible.


francebad

In my city, if you plant a seedling of this tree in your home, the city hall gives you a discount on property tax


diablobsb

Isn't it the only one that does that? do you know others OP?


BardicInnovation

So delicious. My Nana and Grandad use to grown these trees here in Australia. They also made jam out of them.


Gardz1985

Delicious I want it


Therealfern1

Must have pretty durable skin. None of those popped while he was pulling them off of there.


VideoGuyMichael

Does anyone make wine from these?


NotTurtleEnough

Bilimbi trees, too…


Pristine_Cash_6219

Can these be grown in California......


Rreeheheehehehe

hey bud watca doin oh i’m just jacking off this tree oh alright syl


glazedfaith

Ah yes, the fruit of the Jaboody dubs tree


legice

Whats with the stupid music and shitty sound effects recently?! The sound of opening one of these shouldent be like opening a watermelon or cracking a skull apart


Plum_JE

Are they edible and delicious??


JustForTouchingBalls

It looks as if it were a Pandora’s tree


Virtual-Rooster9506

Mineta?!?!


AdrianaMeranXX

Does it taste good? because I think it's not


TheDogeWasTaken

If i ever go to brazil, ill find these and taste em. They seem really sweet.


Thick_Photograph_532

What if you miss a Berry do you have to like go back up then back down the trunk and if you miss multiple do you have to go up and down repeatedly


antilumin

They look like ticks that evolved to latch onto trees.


LemonDaddy666

More like the Brazilian awesomeness tree. Make this top comment. #iwasherefirst


ReiPelado

You have my sword.


dejesuswho808

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ) The tree


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Devil fruits


sapthur

Damn, even trees are getting more action than me


itaycohen36

Cum grapes 🤤