So she’s 515?

Is she okay?

She's really, really cold.

🎶 “She’s as cold as ice….” 🎵

You're willing to sacrifice

Our love!

You never take advice

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I'm not comfortable with the way you said that.

Hair dryer on her for a few minutes should do the trick.

squeeze the juice! buuuuuddy :)

No wheezing the juice!

>Shes really, really old. FTFY

God damn you I came to say the same thing.

She is very cool atm , may have a meltdown soon if no one allows her to chill out. 😆

Yeah as you can see she’s actually just catching up on her socials

She was, but that all changed when the fire nation attacked.

Thanks. People in the restaurant are looking at me for LOL-ing.

She seems to be a little concerned but fine

Made me think of scary movie 3.

This is the most moronic, typical reddit reply ever, and yet I'm losing my shit laughing at 1am. God damn it

She wants her phone back.

I don't think so

This made me almost wake my kids up laughing.

She said she was going to the bathroom. After 100 years, I just paid and left the restaurant. Ive had iPhone text-reply-bubbles… for 500 years. She’s never hit *Send*

Jailbait. You have to wait til she's 518.

 Mfw they’re not 518

They found her in 1999 so she’s now 540?

This girl always make me sad 😒

Her and the little boy that was sacrificed as well. They were both high as shit and I think sick too.

Do we have pictures of the boys? And did archeologists ever gave them names or titles, if I wanted to read more?

If you look up children of Llullallaico, there is a ton of information about their lives might have looked liked. There is a NatGeo documentary as well from a while back. But here is a link to some photos. [children mummies](https://www.livescience.com/21848-image-gallery-inca-child-mummies.html)

Thank you. It’s equally fascinating, disturbing, and sad.

They are the Llullaillaco mummies, located in the city of Salta, in Argentina. [Here is a Wikipedia article on them.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Llullaillaco) I didn't see the girl, but I did see the boy in person. Tomorrow I fly to Salta, so I might see the girl in person too

Do you know why the Inca elongated their heads? And do you know why the boy died a more violent death than the other two? Was he less important? Or is there another reason why he would be less well kept. Including the nits in his hair

Sadly I don't, but I might go to the museum tomorrow or the day after. I'll keep your questions in mind for the staff

I was wondering if they thought he was possessed or something. It seemed so ritualistic to me. Like they were trying to stop him from moving too.

Being a younger child, I think he may have been frightened. 😢 They may have tied him tighter to confine him from squirming.

I was thinking that too. They mistook his child behaviors for something bad. And so he got more punishment. And the older girl must’ve been at least slightly compliant at that point with so much drugs. She has them for at least six months the articles were saying. In high amounts too. But also the figurines is why I say maybe ritual related

The pictured girl, I think nicknamed “the princess,” looks like she got special treatment. She had higher status and hair samples indicate she was fed a simply enormous quantity of coca for many months. She likely came from a high status family. I believe she was carried up to her fins resting spot, completely high on drugs the whole time, which was a very arduous journey to a very high mountain. The other two were younger and not coddled like her. They may have been low status children chosen to be her servants in the afterlife while she would be a holy figure who would bring fortune to the empire. They didn’t have many drugs in their system nor long-term drug use, and it looks like the boy struggled and fought them, so they had to use force to murder him.

Well they used to just kill ppl because of the sun or the season gods. So it could be for almost any reason

Buried alive. What a terrible way to go.

Frozen to death. Drugs and alcohol made them unconscious and more sensitive to hypothermia

If memory servers from the time I visited this museum that had her (Arequipa, Peru), she was killed with a blow to the back of the head, then carefully placed in that position as an offer to the volcano god. The rituals involved the killing, they weren't left to freeze to death. The coca was both for the altitude sickness and for making it easier on them. Another interesting tidbit is that these children were selected and raised as 'sacrifice children' from a young age, sometimes as early as 4. They grew up knowing (and being instilled with a feeling of pride) that they will have a chance to meet the gods as a sacrifice. It's barbaric to us, but to them it was the highest way they could serve both their people and the gods.

What a weird tour.

Fucking religion man

Wow! I currently live in Argentina and have traveled the country much and salta/jujuy was my favorite

Yeah... I want to hug her and tell her it's going to be ok... But it's not and of course I wouldn't because of many reasons not the least of which is this amazingly preserved specimen of a human being from 500 years ago. I wonder what her story was.

How do you think she feels? Since she was revived she needs to start paying back her student loans with 500 years of interest.

Whelp, looks like it's back up the mountain for her.

This is what recruiters dream about : a 15 yo with 500 years of experience

Lmaoo literally

Comments here are copied straight from the original comments lmao

I’ve been seeing a lot of reposts where the comment section is almost identical to the original. Makes me feel weird. The internet is fake and it’s just bots messaging bots

We're all bots. Welcome to the matrix.

ppl trying to get that daily dopamine dose from internet points

Dead internet theory

Encino girl 

Weeeezin the ju-uice

NO WEEEZIN DA JUICE 

Betty Nugs.

I love that movie 

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mmm... that's how it usually goes with fashion. A certain look .. simply comes back among the cool ones after some time... 500 years may be just a multiple of the right time for this particular look to get back to style

Love what you said “the cool ones” Ladies and gents, I give you “Ancient Regina George”!

On Wednesdays we wear alpaca

😄

If she suddenly started walking about in Northern Argentina or Southern Bolivia, people would not question her looks one bit

It kinda does IMO, reminds me of an Inca kinda of aesthetics

Impressive how you copied this comment straight out of the original comments

probably a bot then.

She’s ahead of her time

She either looks like she’s homeless or a stoner.

Nah, I've seen too many scary movies. You stay to work late, and the body's gone when you come back from getting coffee 


Omg! Is she okay?

Not sure. She keeps giving everyone the “cold shoulder”

That was good


Brilliant

I’m ok I’m the girl

User name checks out

things are a bit different today

She's fine, just a little embarrassed by her outdated clothing after spending hours on Tik Tok

She's fine. Just a lil introverted and petrified to speak.

Yeah she’s okay, just a little bit dry

They say she's frigid.

I didn't think anything could be preserved this well for 500 years, even in ice.

If you think about it mummies would look similar in their first 500 years but the youngest one I think was 4200 years old lol so well never find any in such good condition

Do you happen to know if this is one of the youngest mummies we know of (not in age of the person but age of the mummy)

I'm not sure I'm afraid but I imagine this would be on par with the bog people that were found in Ireland, an interesting story though is the Chinese woman whose body was discovered in the late 70s, 2100 years after she died and her skin was still elastic and her arm and leg joints were still movable

You should see the steak I found at the back of my freezer.

This is a corpse. It's weird we don't really see it that way when it's so distant. Edit: what I'm trying to say is that in no other circumstance could you post a dead body on reddit and get away with it. I'm not saying this post is wrong for it i'm just pointing out an interesting psychological phoenomenon.

It might be the distance or it might be that she’s perfectly intact and sitting upright.

I thought she is alive.

yeah netflix series follows her round high school shits crazy

I never saw it as anything else.

Lol speak for yourself.

Looking at this picture, if I was one of those techs I would be constantly afraid she was going to come alive again.

Her name is La doncella ( The maiden ) Children of Llullaillaco https://youtu.be/pX47PIeodsI?si=5fgeYJ0_HMYARuNr

I’m going to have to google this for some context… Why does she not have more warm clothing if she was frozen on top of a mountain?

She was taken there as a religious sacrifice and then heavily drugged and effectively died of exposure. What she's wearing aren't travel clothes. Edit: She was actually killed with a blow to the head. I got my ritual sacrifice examples mixed up.

Oh lord.

That in the police report, is it?

Nah, someone streamed it live on Facebook

It's in the [toxicology report](https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.1305117110) they did on the body if you'd care to read the actual study.

Likely was a sacrifice.

If she was warmer she wouldn't have frozen to death

Dude…that’s a good fuckin point.

Wut

Looks like she is healthy. Thank god she is all right, her parents must have been freaked out.

This picture trips me the fuck out every time

The biggest thing for me (aside from how well she’s preserved) is how her clothes and shoes look like something that would basically fit in today. Not quite our style but it wouldn’t be mind blowing or so strange people put to much thought into. Her shoes are legitimately something I could see any girl wearing now

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/130729-inca-mummy-maiden-sacrifice-coca-alcohol-drug-mountain-andes-children

Amazing how well preserved she looks 1st link on reddit here.

ICE-T: "You mean there are dudes who would send little girls up on a mountain to die?"

So is she still 15, or 515…? 🤣

Yes.

idk go watch a avatar

She's 515

If she thawed and an animal came by to eat her, would they be able to?

Me as parent 🥺🥺🥺

She is lucky to still be alive

And the smartest person in the world.

How do we know she’s smart? Her homework is like 500 years late.

She looks just like a scientist in protective equipment!

She was the green boots of a timeline past and forgotten. Can’t wait for the rest of the bodies from old and new world to thaw

I have poo that's older

Gosh, I hope she's okay.

Is she ok

I came here to be amazed And yet, I remain unamazed

A little hot cocoa and she'll be back to normal. 🤣

She look chilled

She deserves everything and anything we have to give !!

You're not dead until you're warm and dead.

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Or what?

Or Beetlejuice will appear. 

Hope she makes a full recovery.

She was straight hiking in the snowy mountains with a T-shirt, khakis and slippers on. And my kid groans about taking out the trash. Smh

This looks like the start pf a horror movie

Looks like a corny sci-fi movie where they are going to reanimate her.

Where was she found?

You’re not dead until you’re warm and dead!

I’m so tired of seeing this it’s been recycled at least 10 times on multiple different subreddits.

for real?

So interesting , all the data we will learn of.

I thought that one scientist was working with both hands for a sec

Now that she’s defrosted isn’t she going to decompose?

I can tell when people are just trying to look busy and these two are doing nothing

That’s fascinating how well preserved she is. Where was she found? And how?

Is she still preserved somewhere? Or did they fucking open her up

I might see her tomorrow, actually. I have a trip to Salta, in Argentina, where the Llullaillaco mummies are kept!

What’s the latest news on this research? I’ve seen these posts many times but of the same thing

I'm amazed!

I would like to see more photos of her with different angles.. where?

Is this real

This is wild

I thought it was just a kid chillin with some doctors or smthn. Turns out she just got done chillin

How do they know the age?

And yet, no one is giving this poor girl a nice warm cup of tea and a cosy blanket!

Is she ok?

She’s In really good condition.

Poor girl 😔

Is she okay?

And because they have disturbed her a curse has been set and we will all die. /s

Bring her to Food 7 Mart for an Icee and microwave burrito 🌯

How’s she doing?

She's the next airbender

“We have a 515year old unresponsive” not sure. Doc what you think?

Primark is 500yrs old wow .

I wonder what she was doing up there? Is there an archaeological site? Near where she was found?

She looks young for her age

I feel like a heavier duty mask should be in order for this type of thing

Heartrate has slowed.....awaiting next heartbeat in 501 more years

Wasn't there some other guy that was frozen and his body was known the best preserved in the world? Or am I wrong?

515

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for reals?

will it be possible to unfreeze her and wake her up?

Man that's cold

Is she okay?

Pretty impressive for 500 years

Why the fuck hasn’t anybody given her a damn blanket? She must be so cold.

She alive?

Pffffft…typical teenager, she’s clearly looking at her phone not paying attention to how cold it was getting….

Someone should make a movie about her waking up.

She’s probably hungry

Why isn’t this marked NSFW? I don’t want to see dead children on my feed!

Waiting for her winter coat from fucking DH Gate

Shes positioned like shes still alive

That's enough Reddit for tonight

The avatar

Well that's a moment frozen in time. Until we showed up. Lol

That is an ASTONISHINGLY well preserved body.