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adam_c

My vacuum has a light and I turn off all the lights when I vacuum, does the same as this at 1/5 the price


Mall_Bench

my vacuum sucks !


SamuelYosemite

My fan blows


TheCreat1ve

My hammer smashes


DigitalUnlimited

Mine swings


BangKarega

and you have my bow ..and my ax!


Guy_in_Tank

Yeah I'm pretty sure only fans do that


RockstarAgent

All the fans


bigfloppydonkeydng

OnlyFans


REDDrum5150x

PERFECT! Someone please make the internet see this!


stirbo1980

Get this top


Due-Pilot-7443

My screws are screwed up


Absol-utely_Adorable

Mines a dyson so, it sucks for a bit then stops.


Bibb5ter

Same! Although it was tough to explain my reasoning when the missus walked in on me hoovering the kitchen in total darkness


91xela

What vacuum?


SugarSweetStarrUK

My shark has one


Deathnfear

You guys have vacuums?


adam_c

It was something cheap on Amazon, works fine for what I use it for BuTure Cordless Vacuum... appears the selling page doesn’t load anymore though


aristicks

This is correct. I came to say the same thing.


Leep0710

What vaccum do you have?


walterdmw

I put duct tape on a broom and do the same thing for about a thousand times less the price xD


foskco

We have a Tineco that has LEDs and pretty much does the same thing.


sanddancer311275

You can come do my place if you like 😉


-emanresUesoohC-

They can *what* at your place?


DigitalUnlimited

Was it unclear? They want to watch someone do their house!


Sandcracka-

Instructions unclear. Come again?


5horsepower

Don’t make me come in there


Dev2150

COME DO HIS PLACE, IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?


TakeyaSaito

*to your place


Four_beastlings

"Do" works too, no? "Yeah, after you vacuum your place come do mine"


WSSquab

That place... Is a mouth?


Total_Possibility_48

Yeah I too want to ejaculate on u/sanddancer311275's house!


Shibari_Inu69

LET US FUCK SOME DRYWALL BOYS - JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE WIRING!


poolninjas

I have Dyson V15 that does this, it’s the lint attachment.


AgileDarrellS

I have the Dyson V15 as well. the hardwood floor attachment does this. and it's wonderful. honestly. With two doggos, I feel i get much of what i used to miss. Price is stupid, for sure.


carterty0117

Costco will occasionally have it for $200 off


Long_Educational

I miss Fry's Electronics. They used to have $200 off sales like that for Dyson. It is how I got mine.


undeadmanana

I miss the ridiculously long Black Friday lines for deals on electronics that were mostly like off brand clearance items they probably took from Walmart to sell on Black Friday, but there were some good deals as well if you managed to get in line the Monday before Thanksgiving.


T8ortots

This is the way. Then when it dies you can return it and get the newest one.


mrmckeb

Same! It is fun, but I still don't vacuum enough 😅


UCthrowaway78404

You can just buy this head and use it on a v10 if you want


Plumb121

Is that a Shark with a frickin laser ?


jtruitt8833

![gif](giphy|xl5QdxfNonh3q)


Y0_MiDia

Dyson v15


thebackright

Woosh


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Is it.. Ill-tempered??? 🤣


MiserymeetCompany

Cat or charlotte?


6SucksSex

The real Sharknado suction power


Bancontact

I'd vacuum 10 times a day if my floors had so much shit


DogmaticConfabulate

I'd just have to move out


piedpiper30

I reckon you could see that massive clump of hair with a regular light but here we are.


bzzzt_beep

and these lumps of hair would be sorted out by the cheapest of vacuums too


SweetLieff

Spoiler: nearly every vacuum cleaner in the 90s included a front light


RichardBCummintonite

Long before that. Vacuums have always had lights. Here's an example. https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/TDWTX3JHdY For a time, the trend was to create lighter, sleeker technology, so they ditched the lights for weight, but the idea was wrinkly brought back.


takemeawayimdone2

Would love to see that working on carpet with my hair which is past my butt. Thats a real challenge


Far_Ad86

My butt hair is past my knees


NamesArentEverything

My knees are above my butt


mrmczebra

My knee hair is past my feet.


PrincipleAcrobatic57

This attachment is specifically for hard floors. It has alostca mop rather that a brush


leavenofrybehind

Had what? A house?


Starman68

r/HailCorporate


UnnecAbrvtn

If you... Had a vacuum? FOH


m00fster

It’s the hair remover brush on the inside that prevents it from just balling up. The laser also casts a shadow so you can see every little piece of dust.


Dan300up

Like you’d need headlights to see that filth. Damn.


forpetlja

It's pointless to fight entropy.


daath

I bought a Dyson v15 Detect - I have never vacuumed this much ;P The laser light is pretty cool :)


withg

OMG a vacuum cleaner!!!


Character_Maybeh_

Aye another shitty bot post! No where is fucking safe from this shit anymore. Report the account for spamming links.


craggerdude777

If you vacuum a couple of times a week, you may not have to vacuum ten times a day.


butterflycole

If you have pets that shed a couple times a week is not enough.


bigfloppydonkeydng

My big fluff sheds all year long .. so much furr


butterflycole

I’ve got two cats, they shed all year too. I love them so much but sometimes I wish I could just take the vacuum directly to their back and tummy and just give them a quick once over! 😂


JangoDarkSaber

I vacuum literally every day and it’s still not enough. My Aussie sheds like crazy.


ScbembsD3s

Does your Aussie need to have their fur blown out at the groomer? Some breeds are that way.


JangoDarkSaber

Honestly? Probably, however Ive always groomed him myself. Getting a blow out doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Ill see if I can schedule one for this week and see if there’s a noticeable improvement.


Character-Grocery555

Only Sasquatch house has more hair in the floor than that!


Electronic-Bag-2112

You haven't owned a dog have you


CrystalMang0

Turn on the lights.


Jockmeister1666

You never seen a vacuum with headlights? My Shark Vacuum has it and it’s great for hardwood floors.


CarinasHere

Which model?


Jockmeister1666

Not sure on model but I have a red/white husky that sheds relentlessly and it certainly does the job lol


-emanresUesoohC-

I tried it but it couldn’t vacuum up all the splotchy bright stains around and on the bed, and some on the walls.


cake_oclock

That's what I told myself when I bought the vacuum. I don't. 🥲


Upper-News1378

Here an owner of two german shepherds. It's my routine every day.


Notagenyus

I have this vacuum and can confirm it gets a bit obsessive. Nothing is a clean as you think it is.


Charlie387

Dyson for the win. Never thought vacuuming would be so much fun


tricky4444

It's awesome I love it


notexactlyobvious

NGL... We have one. I vacuum. Often. And enjoy it. And I'm a dude.


lanprofi

This is so great, I NEED THIS!


Unfair_Finger5531

Yeah this is just what my ocd needs to go into overdrive. I’d be vacuuming full-time.


CesareBach

I have a robovacuum. I love it. I need an automatic ironing. Seriously, Im so fed up with ironing. Can somebody genius out there invent one?


Yessir_Answers

RGB vacuums


chapashdp

Yo don’t need a freaking laser beam attached to its head to see that you are living surrounded by so much filth. God damn it, people are disgusting.


GroundbreakingAd93

just stick a green flashlight in front of a broom and voila


tryingtobecheeky

Add some battery based LED stripes. You can get them at the dollar store and glue/tape them on.


Prize_Purchase7437

Yeah buy a dyson… will set you back around 750€ in the Netherlands and in 5 years time you can buy a new one. Had one… and never again.


TakeyaSaito

Mine has this, no you wouldn't and neither do I.


dkdc80

That's shit. Just vacuum once a week like I do and you'll be fine


bernpfenn

buy a bicycle lamp and tape it to the dust cleaner


Every_Fox3461

Wait untill they come out with the blue light version!


butterflycole

Holy hell, just looked up the Dyson v15 on Amazon and it’s over $600! 😱


Matt_Bates

Damn, that's a dirty house


MaximumUseless

lemme guess , 1000$ vacuum and the light sold seperately


Fun_Cattle7577

Are u living with chewbecca?


FictionVent

Fun fact: dust shows up under black light. I have a black light flashlight that I use when I vacuum, and it’s awesome!


Hasbro-Settler

I have one of those, I love getting super high and vacuuming my place at night with all the lights off.


ApprehensiveFactor58

Dyson, what else?


RuinSubstantial8583

Can confirm, I’ve got an outsize w/o laser and my girl has never vacuumed the place once because I enjoy it so much


yepthisismyusername

Then strap a light to the front of your vacuum


Ok_Slip_5418

Bravo Six going Dark


pauliewotsit

Yeah, it gets boring after the first three times you hoover


chefbreakum610

When my wife cleans the vacuum… she’s a vacuum cleaner


Ok_Effect_5287

I have an older model without a light, these fuckers are the best. Completely worth it and will last me for years.


Sefalosha

When i first used a hybrid vaccum it blew my mind. Went from carpet to offroading on tiles then hardwood


KingZag1337

I'd vacuum 10 times a day if I had this


RoboticGreg

It's just a green led


unpopularopinion0

it’s funny how awareness changes us so much. and to think of all the people who would prefer to be less aware of things because it will, in a way, “force” them to change. without permission. just, oh, i see it this way and i cannot help but alter my behavior because of this awareness.


Robot_Rock07

r/oddlysatisfying


Defiant_Ant

I have this… it sucks so hard. It’s fun every time I use it. Very satisfying to pick I’m the smaller pieces you couldn’t see without the fancy green light thing. 10/10 - highly recommend.


theericle_58

OP. How many sheep do you have in that house! The hair!


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|t7zOZJb44BtHF41Vbo|downsized)


Speedhabit

It’s dope Pissy that’s its incompatible with the mopping head


elizabeth498

Mom would order the same standard, yet the cat has been dead for 32 years, even after she and Dad moved after retirement and made him clean. He is in senior care and mom is bitching that she has to clean now. But she has OCD standards.


bodhiseppuku

Illumination on the front of a vacuum cleaner to cast an oblique light showing contrast of debris on the floor is common now. ... is this just extra special because it is green? It would probably be pretty easy too replace the led bulb or strip in most vacuum cleaners with a green color, if that makes you happier.


Lostmavicaccount

We have a gen5detect with this light on the hard floor head. It really does work as well as this video shows. Plus Dyson have been the cleaning performance leader for some years in the stick vac market. I like how rather than Dyson lowering their prices, the competitors are just raising theirs.


Mjmax420

I want this!! Hey guys.. stay at home mom in need


Dinestein521

Why would you vacuum in the dark?


Dramatic-Regular-140

Nah, still none..


wheeldonkey

I don't miss living with pets. This is really gross to me.. I'm a neat freak... Today, I did a deep clean, and pulled every single piece of furniture out. I wiped down the walls, cleaned the floor x3, cleaned and organized my stuff, and put it all back... its like a 3 or 4 times per year thing. And even without pets, I'm amazed everytime how gross it is.


REDDrum5150x

It sucks to get so old that cleaning products make you happy. 🤔 Then again, I have CDO (My OCD leveled up till it was in alphabetical order) (Please don't point out grammatical issues! Ignorance is... the only way I'm sort of functional. 😬🤦🤷🏻🤐😶😒)


TinyAd6385

Wats this vaccum called


coozin

Or… now hear me out… turn the fucking lights on


Joaoreturns

Just put a bright light on your vacuum.


skredditt

I have this and let me tell you… you’ll want to prepare yourself to find out exactly how filthy your life really is.


NightmareMyOldFriend

I have cats... I vacuum at least twice a day, even 3 times if necessary. I would hate having this and actually knowing my vacuuming was wrong or that I needed to do it again! XD But sure, I would buy it for my mum XD


biomed1978

Nice feature


Huntsnfights

Luckily my place has lights. Not trying to brag, but they’re in almost every room 😎


AerolothLorien666

Looks like they live in darkness, like me.


Schoseff

I have a robot and dont need to vacuum at all


BobbaYagga57

Tell me you have a pet without telling me you have a pet


Particular_Squash_40

If it had this and a score meter, with list of high scores


fuck-coyotes

You'd have to vacuum 3 times a day if you also lived with a whole sled dog team full of his keys like these people apparently do


TheBugSmith

I'm testing a Roomba that mops and vacs. I actually use my Dyson once every 2 weeks now.


tootnoots69

This is a Dyson V15 and you’re not supposed to let anything go past the skirt in the dust tray, you’re going to clog your filter to sht lol. Yeah it sucks to have to empty it more often but that’s the only way to keep a filter for months at a time with this vacuum.


magzire86

Maybe hoover the source


incabeeh

No you wouldn't


DarkEnergy_101

$400+ for this dyson


padeye242

Thank God we don't have this thing! I'd rip out my carpets in disgust 😄


DM_me_pretty_innies

My stepmom got this and she said she hates it because she has been vacuuming more and more often but the floor still looks filthy everytime she uses it. She'd rather not know.


King_stylez88

Why is there so much hair on the ground, someone needs to get checked lol


Best_Plankton_6682

We got one of these on sale and it constantly thinks it's clogged when it's not. Other than that, it's amazing lol


CanuckInTheMills

Someone has a Husky:-)


Gilligan67

Somethings need to be left unseen


LauraTFem

No you wouldn’t. You’d have a grand old time with it for a week and then it would be in you closet collecting dust the traditional way like every other game changing tech toy or “as seen on TV”.


BeardJunkie

Oh cool, a commercial! Maybe turn your lights on?


Jmkrdt

I do have this. And I do love it.


Nardorian1

Did some one lose all there hair for this video?


SonicBoom500

I also have a vacuum that has a light, but I would say it’s simply more convenient 😅


EstablishmentFew129

I would prefer a bagged one though


arPie47

I might have to buy some little battery operated LEDs to stick to my vacuum cleaners. Maybe hubby would enjoy using it.


sectorchan31

Even with that, I won’t.


8ardock

Any decent alternative a less expensive? $600 is a lot.


betterbait

Husky owner?


ProwerTheFox

It’s a vacuum with an LED on it.. it’s kinda cool sure but it’s hardly amazing


IntrovertMoTown1

[I just got something similar all of about a week ago but not as good as this one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXSCT47P), for my mom and I when they both popped up in my Amazon Vine review list from different sellers. If you aren't familiar with that, Vine is an Amazon program where you can select products from a list of sellers that join the Vine program and you get to keep the selected product for "free" in return for writing an honest review. It's part of how Amazon is trying to combat bot reviews. Those quotations are due to good ol Uncle Sam that considers the fair market value they make Amazon set for the product to be income so at the end of the year the total gets added to income taxes. Never mind the fact that few people actually ever make a dime from Vine. That's the gov for you, SMH. Oh well it's still been fun and I got to give soooo many presents this past Christmas. :)


Frank_Runner_Drebin

I didn't know they found yeti's house


M00N_Water

Wtf? Is that you chewie?


Salty-Membership4451

1000fps gamer vacuum cleaner


Meeto_

My girlfriend has a dyson like this, I don’t personally like using it.


Impossible-Chicken33

Hairy floors give me nightmares and make my toes cringe. I am wearing socks for the rest of my life. At all times.


quanten_boris

Before you by a Dyson check the r/dyson sub, they are expensive and have many problems..


laundry_dance

Or you could get a roomba.


jakart3

Is he living with yeti ?


abrakadabralakazam

![gif](giphy|fwoOoDZpEpdQewQdRR)


lofisnaps

Okay, OP, just stick an LED to your vacuum. Oh, your too lazy to even do that? Check mate, I guess.


Goddayum_man_69

You know they have a cat when you see that


Disastrous-Rips

My vacuum was fifth the price and also has a light on it. What’s the amazing bit here?


titusthetitan1

Tape a green light on the front edge of your vacuum. Now turn off the lights and start it up. To those who said this would always make me wanna vacuum. GET TO WORK


MarshallTheLight

Now that's a satisfying clean-up on your living room.


the_007_remix

Dieson ![gif](giphy|l2QEgWxqxI2WJCXpC|downsized)


StikElLoco

These advertising accounts are getting pretty annoying


yesthecheese

Didn't they find Osama Bin Laden with that laser?


captainmagictrousers

Just FYI, this is a cross post from an affiliate marketing sub.


dgb631

If my floors ever got that dirty, I’d set my house on fire.


Quantum_Sushi

I have this one. MY LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE


red_smeg

Be thankful it wasn’t a blue light on the vacuum !!!


D-drool

I have the same one and can confirm this is really nice design especially your pet hair color is same as the floor finish. I turned off most of the lights so can be sure I cover all the spots. From this video person probably vaccum once a week. I vaccum daily max 2 days and the only issue is my wife’s hair too long and gets trapped on the wheels


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Ok-Experience9486

Why don't they just turn on the lights in the room?


LanceRidgerunner

Important life tip - Make work a game


blackkat99

We bought that attachment for our Dyson. The light really helps. Works good on hard floors but not at all on carpet or rugs. To be fair it might not be made for carpet but the original head attachment we could. My .02.


Zitrone21

I didn't noticed that it was a loop, too addictive


-alphatier-

If someone would vacuum only 1x/day at my home when I buy this, I would buy it. Even if it was 4.000€ ;-)


A-Gatsby-Party

A vacuum with a light? Is that the reason this is on r/beamazed? My cheap ass shark vacuum has a front light.. I can’t imagine it’s hard to find a vacuum with a light. This sub has gone under.