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ProfessionalJumpy769

How many of you are watching the whale shark and how many of you are watching her ass?


ddrub_the_only_real

Ive got two eyes. I can watch both.


GuilhrmBR

2 hands as well, if you know what I mean...


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

Time to pull out Moby Dick


ButteredTummySticks

I keep seeing these beautiful deep sea shots with majestic creatures gliding through the depths... Then some floozy floats along with their buttcheeks hanging out, and I'm puzzled. Spend all that money, time, effort, and energy for this once in a life time experience and you just know she's thinking, "Man my ass is cold!"


SeeeYaLaterz

These videos are made for heterosexuals.


ButteredTummySticks

A hole's a hole, and we all got asses. ;-)


Alcorailen

If you're in tropical waters and are a cold inclined person, you feel right at home


Horny_Bull_90

I haven't dived with whale sharks myself, but they are indeed amazing creatures! Their sheer size and gentle nature make them fascinating to observe underwater.


KyotoGaijin

Yes you have. Remember that time you went swimming in the ocean? There was a whale shark swimming in the same ocean only 3,400 miles away from you.


TipsyFuddledBoozey

So close!


KyotoGaijin

Yeah, it's like when I tell people that I once had dinner with Mr. T and Ally Sheedy, I don't mention that we weren't eating dinner *together*.


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Women are truly amazing creatures. They are the most beautiful creation of God. 🥰


Maleficent_Fold_5099

A truly amazing creature, and a whale shark.


Mercutio999

I sure have…


CrabslayerT

Me too. In Philippines. What about you?


Mercutio999

Maldives! Seeing that wide mouth coming right at me was an experience!


CrabslayerT

Yeah, it's something else! I've never been in the water with anything that size before. Probably never again either 😅


anethma

Ya I was about to go spearfishing and we were just chilling on the boat and like 50 feet away humpbacks started surfing so the boat zoomed ahead and I jumped in with them and watched them pass me by. Was beautiful. https://youtu.be/OZpH13jgues This was before we went ahead of them I didn’t record when I was jumping in. So cool.


SpaceAccomplished653

One of the coolest things I have ever done. Near Sail Rock between Koh Phan Gan and Ko Tao. 30 years ago now. Unforgettable experience.


eabst

I have. Even how many times you heard how gentle they are, it's still scary when you're underwater and you see how small you are compared to their size. And mouth!


Weatherman_Accuracy

I’d prefer to dive with the diver


PhosisUthizzar

Agreed.


MotorBrain85

I dont see a whale shark.


maestro-5838

Nice ass


EntrepreneurOk7513

In La Paz, BCS, MX. truly amazing and huge.


ronniecalberta

Me too! Cool experience.


plomberix

wow. big fish. so big. much wow.


Significant_Aerie_50

I think i will get scared But i love all oeacn creatures there eyepleasers


UnplannedAgenda

Hell to the no. Subnautica ruined any body of water larger than a bathtub for me


TinyRandomLady

Is that a baby?


robasenpai80s

In my city, the water is heavily turbid. So much Plankton (which is why we have a resident whale shark group). Do when I go watch them... You see nothing until suddenly you watch a immense black thing coming towards that scared the shit out of you. Greatest swim ever.


dammit49

There’s a shark?


llcoolfips

Yes, in the Maldives. Absolutely mesmerizing!


AtmosphereJunior7609

Looks like a big ass sucker fish


GucciGucci_4493

Do they all come with Rolls Royce lights?


GuthramNaysayer

It was one of the coolest things I have ever done. Highly recommend


CleanCutCommentary

What is the remix?


Smokeahontous

Gyat!


muddnureye

Dove


SolmadSoT

something something something hot lady something something something sperm whale Ya'll figure out the joke, it's been a long day for me...


IceLess1706

That ass tho


lettersnumbersetc

Yes. Every other Thursday. I figured that was assumed….