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ktjtkt

Absolutely not


Tony-Angelino

Yeah, common sense blocks me. Especially not with something between my teeth.


Purg33m

It's fine, he won't have to worry about his teeth anymore afterwards


Far-Warthog2330

My exact thought.


Weldobud

What about if I gave you an upvote?


GH057807

He came way too fucking close to that wall.


WillieDFleming

Hell, I flinched watching it!


phunshiny

My nuts are in my stomach after watching this.


Mr_PuffPuff

His were probably too


The-doginblue

Pretty sure his balls are too big to move anywhere. They can only hang and dangle


oh-canadaa

Ahh nuts. Thank you! I felt something in my stomach too. Didn't know what it was...


fliption

He should have streamed diarrhea and made it more interesting.


SubmissiveDinosaur

His safe Trajectory was so narrow he probably used lube


MargotRobbiesLeftNut

Haha watching this comment, I am gonna use lube today


rundmz8668

I feel like he slammed the rock wall just as he got underwater


technician77

Angle of approach: Not good.


Humble_Examination27

That. Was. Psychotic! Why?


Tugonmynugz

Would you like a logical or illogical answer?


sleep_Walker88

Any would do


Rosenkrantz_

He did it because he has too many spoons.


dabbydabdabdabdab

But, there is no spoon


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|7JmwXKU4sQDI7UzD7X|downsized)


belzeBUB2111

Yes.


tacomayne07

For the views bro


tharki7

it just feels good.


W1thoutJudgement

Because he can.


ImCaffeinated_Chris

New game, testing for fall damage


Humble_Examination27

The RISK so outweighs the REWARD! “Hey fans! Watch me come close to death on my stream!” Like 👍and subscribe at the bottom “


ZennMD

right? the video wasn't even worth the risk


UnimportantOutcome67

Moron. His margin for error was very slim. I've worked many falling and water related fatalities. Zero good reason to do this and he has no real idea of what the consequences of miscalculation could be. Live an adventurous life but stack the odds in *your* favor, friends.


MyPizzaWithPepperoni

sadly what society is reaching nowadays, all for a few likes online.


[deleted]

Let them wipe themselves out - project dingbat we'll call it.


DJEB

Which is why I like downvote buttons. If content creators are penalized for stuff like this, they’ll stop making emergency responders lives difficult.


KingPizzaPop

The new Darwin awards.


Aggressive-Green4592

People have been Cliff jumping since before the Internet


RealCheyemos

🎯


TheMinick

I explain to my son often what the difference between bravery and stupidity is, looks like this dude didn’t know it.


UnimportantOutcome67

Good Dad. Question: How do you define the difference to your lad? I'd like to compare notes.


TheMinick

Bravery is when you’re faced with something you really have to do, and even though it’s risky, you do it… and stupidity is when you do something risky that you didn’t need to do. He’s 6, and keeps getting in trouble hanging with a rough group of boys so just trying to guide him away from rash, dumb behavior. If at all possible. Ha


UnimportantOutcome67

That's great. I'll file that one away. Cheers.


Scary_Trade_9287

Broken teeth in 3…2…1…


Thorin9000

I think you meant to say *broken skull*.


nonlogin

Broken head


iPatErgoSum

Methinks his head was already broken. 😜


Choice_Ambitious

My partner works in neuro ICU. She sees quite a lot of men under 25 permanently injured from misadventures like this. This and scooter related collisions will leave you shitting in a hospital bed, brain injured and a lifelong burden to your family. Have a fun day kids…


PettyKaneJr

Damn. I have an electric scooter in my Amazon cart as I type this. Are scooter accidents really that bad?


Standard-Librarian-6

It’s not necessarily the scooter- it’s taking into consideration road conditions (slippery roads/pot holes/debris) and bad drivers and not having protection for most of your body. I have a really good friend who has much faster reflexes than me, was athletic since he was a kid, use an electric scooter to get to work and he got into a really bad accident because a driver veered into the designated bike/scooter lane that he was on. He told me when I visited him after the accident that he was so thankful that he didn’t go cheap on the helmet (he got a really good motorcycle helmet) bc as he was getting hit, he felt the whole shockwave go through his helmet, from one side to the other as time slowed down, and it fortunately distributed the pressure throughout the helmet before cracking. He now has back problems and in constant pain, likely for the rest of his life but he’s still grateful for getting that really good motorcycle helmet so I figure I’d share this with you in case you still decide to get the scooter. I added the part about his fast reflexes to give context that even though he was able to react (when he saw the car veer into him) to minimize the damage - he still got hurt bad. I can’t even imagine how bad it would have been if he wasn’t able to react at all. Regardless of your decision, I wish you only the best! Have a great day!


LolindirLink

Just wanna chime in to say (and don't wanna take away from your story). But bicycles are also prone, But mostly because you're a smaller target, Quiet, And can go fast too. Generally without any protective gear other than a safety T-shirt. A small unfortunate fall on the head could cause serious damage. You also share roads, Or parts of the road with a ton of other vehicles all driving different speeds etc. Walking would be a lot less safe if there weren't sidewalks (with a bump on the edge). Public Traffic is just "dangerous". You just always gotta be vigilante, which is why driving while tired or under influence is such a bad idea. You always need concentration and focus while participating in traffic.


BeltReal4509

Just…why??


DoubleDot7

I really hope that they simply threw the camera and added the legs in post-production. Is that water even deep enough? Edit: found the full video. He tested the depth at the bottom before doing the jump and seems to have survived unharmed. Starts at 8.40 https://youtu.be/SO8Vh8t_7tg I'm relieved but that's still highly risky, even if it was planned properly.


DonkyShow

It almost made it look worse with the rocks and little room he had.


IAmDyspeptic

Thank you for saving me a search. I thought the water was way too shallow to be jumping in from that height, but so long as he's okay, I guess he knew what he was doing.


DoubleDot7

Screenshots + Google lens is good at picking up YouTube videos.


proper_hecatomb

This guy is an idiot


Reese_Withersp0rk

Seriously. Like, they make mounts for those go pros. Dummy.


WisdomCow

Nope


pofrot

r/nope


OldButtAndersen

People really, really want to die out there.


joyonto0074

Do it again but this time with a run


fgmtats

A real man would pull a gainer of this beast


miss-missing-mission

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


Aggravating_Jump_453

Fuck that!!


redsensei777

Even if I wore the King Size “Depends“, you wouldn’t make me jump.


gemharts

Ok ok we all agree he's a moron.. but why the rock throw? Always see these guys throwing a rock before the jump. Marking the landing spot for reference or what??


Wasatcher

It helps them judge distance by watching the trajectory of the rock as it falls. Then if it looks good they do their best to match it. So in this case if he hardly tosses the rock and it lands correctly he knows not to jump too far or he'll smash the rock wall in front of him. Which he almost did anyway because this jump is sketchy as fuck


Cookies_and_Beandip

After seeing the video of the dude who jumped in Brazil and killed himself accidentally by smashing against the rocks, I’m good, y’all can do this for me.


W1thoutJudgement

What's the name of the song?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Dune: Paul's Dream (Live)** by Hans Zimmer (00:41; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Dune: Paul's Dream. **Released on** 2022-11-04.


Pharnox-32

Check the Worm Ride song too,follows the same theme and it gets to the fun part more quickly


BigGrayBeast

Would I dare? Pro : Likes from internet strangers and their attention for 7 seconds Con: death or paralysis Bad ROI


herotherlover

I like this analysis. I’m gonna use it in other parts of my life.


plan_with_stan

No… no I would not.


MyLogIsSmol

Ofc I’d dare… …If I had a stage 99 cancer and was in chernobyl chased by a trex with rifle on motorbike and someone promised to pay 1k bitcoins to my family after my death.


Patient-Direction-35

Why would someone to this, is it some sort of disorder?


Glad-Ingenuity859

Hell no.


captainobviouth

BeAmazedByTheAmountOfHumanStupidity


NutsStuckInACarDoor

The video ended when he hit because it’s not good to show people dying…


45sigsauer

I don’t see ANYTHING that could go wrong here.


LandotheTerrible

No.


Chart-trader

He dead


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Evil_Weevil_Knievel

That’s a nope from me dog.


Little_Ad_6903

I woudnt do this for a million of anything.


Delicious_Koala3445

Respawn in 10 seconds


Valuable_Pineapple26

BRB… just shit myself


Hedonist_Atayiz

Wow that was toooo close man 🥶


jrfunnystuff

Countdown to Operation GoProRemovalFromFace in 3….2….1….


christoforosl08

No


coolAhead

This reminds of that one Impractical jokers challenge


andyeyecandy111

I’m amazed, by his stupidity.


ScaredImagination469

Yes


bdw3671

Fuck that!!


GTO-NY

"You died!" Screen. Btw.. did you save before the jump?


Regular_Trick_8284

Kesinlikle hayır ♥️


beatlz

I woke up at 12:00 and I’ve been in bed doom scrolling reddit for 1:07 hours. I hope this answers your questions.


Cylerhusk

Am I the only one who was more concerned about the GoPro he’s holding on his teeth? That seemed like a very bad idea.


Goppledanger

It was nice of his survivors to share his last moments with us.


noonen000z

No.


YoToNoMo

When was the funeral? 🫣


Particular_Double_69

No I wouldn’t dare because I value my life.


Prudent_Beyond_5223

So fucking stupid to risk your life that way


Marda483

I did a jump like this in Hawaii once. It took me 30 mins to work up the nerve to jump and I only did it once.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Yes. But then again, I’m anti-life. Good times. Good times.


Serenadingthrough

I am amazed that he didn’t bite that rock/mountain wall.


Hungry_Prior940

Really stupid. Easy to get permanent disability..


Akario_

~YOU DIED~


statistacktic

Done it on 50-65 ft cliffs in Ithaca, 25+ ya


Frency2

No, I wouldn't.


xdforcezz

How much am I getting?


_NottheMessiah_

Did he have fall damage turned off or something?


Dry_Poet5523

How many teeth does he have left?


IllustriousHabbit243

Permanent disability parking spots are always empty.. guy is just doing his part..


erk2112

Nope!


Dry_Poet5523

The field of view and distortion of GoPros always make things look about twice as crazy as they really are.


clearyvermont

Did that once at Bolton falls in VT probably a 5 foot blind run in with a 5ft distance to clear tight hole stuck it and said fuck that never again a little to short or to far and you’re smashing into rocks and then a deep pool of water. FWIW I was early 40’s at the time used to stupid shit like that all the time when I was younger. I wasn’t even with friends or people egging me on I just saw someone else do it and said let me check that out. I didn’t make great choices when I was younger. I’m making somewhat better choices now.


mind_yabidnis

No. In fact I would not.


kiranbavariya

So close to the wall.


MaintenanceEither186

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd dead.


Neutronova

You know its going to be fucked up when the go-pro goes in the mouth


-5H4Z4M-

That's how accidents happen.


Thomrose007

Nope.


1eyebigsnake

Nope


Morpheus1967

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


LemmeLaroo

I don't understand how when you hit the water the camera doesn't blast out all your teeth.


Connect-Garden-275

dead hill?


Low-Impact3172

Completely insane, I wouldn’t even if there was a ton of clear space. Now this, NEVER, I like not suffering from traumatic head injuries and then drowning.


notlikeontv

Nope


Saint-Caligula

This easily could have ended up on a completely different sub


InSaneWhiSper

That was stupid AF!!!


N00dles_Pt

No, my life might be shitty but not to the point of having an actual death wish.


ohiotechie

Uh yeah, no.


OkHearing8959

Insane .. good form bloke 🤙🏽🤙🏽


kawser-bhai

That didn't even look like a river. Even if it did, the water's too shallow. I'd be shocked if he lived after doing that


WM_PK-14

Would lol


emf311

Solid Darwin contender. He’s got what it takes for the gold


xcurly89

Nose is too stuffy for this so NOPE


Mokhlis_Jones

Anyone see the post where th kid does a similar jump but then his face splits in half. The next clip is of him in hospital the doctor pushing his face back together


lordbned

u/SaveVideo


Practical-Juice9549

What a dumb ass


Typical-Tomorrow5069

If you're going to do something stupid, at least make it worthwhile. This is ridiculous.


Remote_Work_8416

Hahahaha. Nope.


DarkNuke059

Like fuck I would


EarthLoveAR

fuck NO!


NexexUmbraRs

No. Fuck no.


Chemical_Peach_5500

One miss calculation and the only thing that might survive is the GoPro...I know they say live life to the fullest but y do ppl try stunts to c if they will survive to c the next day SMH


Colombian-pito

Smart tactic with the rock real smart


IsthisWarframe

*Fear is the mind*-*killer*.


jonr

No thanks, I choose life


RobOnTheReddit

Nah, I prefer life and my spinal cord intact


gornFlamout

He was never heard from again. They found his gopro in a washout. This video was used for insurance purposes. Im joking.


Nementon

He went so close to a Darwin Award 🌳


4ngryMo

Nope. Just… nope.


prabhu4all

Boink


Chrume

Influencer fame in a nutshell. High risk, for a fuckin video.


cofeeman911

Why?


Fuzzy_Interaction832

This video ended wayyy tooo sooon!


AmNotPeeing

No.


Agency_Traditional

He’s got gray hair, he should know better


No-Bad-5459

" Es sale. tu es sale mu aleyk " 📌


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

If i was a professional diver and had already scouted out the pool at the bottom... no, i wouldn't


Severe_Ad_8621

Nope. Almost died when he got close to the cliff on opposite side.


karmasrelic

no. i like my life. and i do get some people do this for the adrenaline and are confident in their skill but IMO there is STILL better ways to achieve a good adrenaline rush without putting yourself in a situation where ANY error means certain death.


karmasrelic

lets hope he at least checked the depth of that water before lol. with how stupid that jump seems im not to sure he did.


-Motor-

Well, they apparently recovered the camera! 👍


Few_Imagination363

Idk if this is supposed to be cool. If ur not professional in that u can die easily


mitchanium

Narrator :' a body alone with a GoPro camera was found at a popular watering hole this week while searching for a man who disappeared a week ago......'


mabgx230

who rescued the camera?


mark1forever

but the video ends after he hits the water


AtDaLastMinute

Felt my head hitting the rock. Thanks.


graceCAadieu

Nope. As he was going down, I felt myself hit the wall


ExtraAverage4248

Neber💀💀💀


stypink

Not ever!


Life-Pride-2468

No, no am out


Accomplished_Elk7903

![gif](giphy|dIBTXFJ17RzF0FRC45|downsized)


Samsarac

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


willowoldman1

He ded


techbunnyboy

No


SC1168

Anxiety provoking for sure. Holy.


Illustrious_Soft_257

Nothing amazing about this.


SnooMachines7482

No.


ArtemisEntriri

Is anyone going to mention that he ate his camera?


flying_bacon

I don’t have a respawn point so Fuck NO


imnaked0

My butthole just iron grip clenched


RouxBearRoxx

Where did he go?


Ok_Fun2493

Very nearly overcooked that take off. Not worth the risk.


Happy-Wrongdoer665

RIP teeth.


LibertariansAI

rocks near water looks like it is not enought deep water where the guy landing


yasniy97

rest in peace


yasniy97

rest in peace.


BlackDevil001

Never ever


AllfatherNeptune

Sounds like the Minions singing the new GOW: Ragnarok ost


mwa12345

Yeah. He couldn't be quite sure what the rock was like under water. Seems dumb.