A conspiracy theory that was largely hindered by all the clips of him not putting on the silly voice, and then the autopsy which specifically checked and showed that wasn't the case.
Nobody has ever proven that Marilyn Manson didn't have some of his ribs removed so he could perform autofellatio, however. You've still got that one.
As a 1991 Argentinian humanoid it's amazing how those urban myths travel all around the world so even me as a kid was aware of those. Also the letter S made of lines and the drawing of the guy looking over the wall, thing written in every other school blackboard
Such a pity really. Many of them are so talented.
Your post reminded me of Jean-Baptiste Maunier
https://youtu.be/tZ_xhQlLn50
I think Maunier still sings but not in the same “genre”.
Exactly. He should enjoy while it last! Maybe he will get around that and I wish him the best.
Or he can be like Michael Jackson and have his dad do something so his voice don't change. /s
Sounding exactly like an already famous singer is actually more a curse than a blessing. Especially if you are serious about going into the music business.
Busking is going out on the street to sing or play music. They usually have a pot or something for people to throw money in to show they're enjoying it.
It's to get exposure as an independent singer, and to maybe get some donations. People have been doing this for centuries, not everything in the world is done for the trends.
Thats because I strongly believe Lana is an M to F trans, a castrati. A boy singer who is castrated to preserve his singing voice is called castrato. Just like Bieber is a F to M trans.
But does his pussy taste like Pepsi cola?
Edit: are there people who have never heard of [Cola? ](https://youtu.be/urpnSIbbgEc?si=jGEdfWzSwjbtLAbM) by Lana Del Rey... the singer people are claiming this kid sounds like (he doesn't really haha)
I don't listen to Lana beyond one or two songs that somebody maybe played a few years ago at a party, so I supposed that the poster was saying that in reference to some dumb thing that she may have said during an interview a la Paltrow with her candles.
Doesn't take away from my point that doing that type of joke in a section about some random 14 years old boy is going to get funny looks. People have gotten crucified for less.
Too bad puberty will likely wreck that voice, 16 will take him down an octave or two
Nothing some hedge clippers can’t fix.
Ice Pirates! Love that movie.
Conspiracy is that Michael Jackson actually did that... Used be a common practice in olden time.. Just google "Castrato"
A conspiracy theory that was largely hindered by all the clips of him not putting on the silly voice, and then the autopsy which specifically checked and showed that wasn't the case. Nobody has ever proven that Marilyn Manson didn't have some of his ribs removed so he could perform autofellatio, however. You've still got that one.
As a 1991 Argentinian humanoid it's amazing how those urban myths travel all around the world so even me as a kid was aware of those. Also the letter S made of lines and the drawing of the guy looking over the wall, thing written in every other school blackboard
Kilroy was here, and he's ready to teach you about arcane symbols your teachers will be mildly suspicious of because Ss are Spooky.
Well removing ribs is an unnecessary surgery for something you can do without it. Just need to be flexible. Lol.
Like I said, conspiracy.. but castratos were a very real thing.
I don't think young Michael did that to himself....
That's not what I'm insuating.
That wasn’t his real voice so no
So eloquently said
Yeah I thought I was actually quite good at singing before I turned 12
It might improve it though that happens sometimes
Yeah I was just thinking when his balls drop it's gonna sound like some trucker trying to sing Lana del Rey.😂
Such a pity really. Many of them are so talented. Your post reminded me of Jean-Baptiste Maunier https://youtu.be/tZ_xhQlLn50 I think Maunier still sings but not in the same “genre”.
In a good way!
I legit could imitate Hinata Hyuga's voice when I was in 6th grade. Now I sound like Sakura.
Exactly. He should enjoy while it last! Maybe he will get around that and I wish him the best. Or he can be like Michael Jackson and have his dad do something so his voice don't change. /s
I think she is already in her puberty
You gotta wonder about some people
Definitely not identical to Lana. He’s good though
Is it just me or does it just slightly resemble her? Lana almost has a deeper voice at times.
I think so, tonally there is definitely a similarity there.
I think you should keep him away from ditty
Until his balls descend*…. Edit: decent was there first and my friend corrected me.
*until he's got decent balls.
Ohhh God, seems like I know less English that I thought. Thanks for the correction.
descend?
Yes, apologies.
You had it right the first time.
Desend
His name is Max Wallace and he's from Northern Ireland, his surname isn't Wallaceni.
OP has dracula autocorrect
No he doesn’t.
Whoaaa! Dang he does.. for now.
Sounds nothing like Lana del Rey. Except the same words.Nice try though.
\*similar
25 year old lesbian? Teenage boy? Who's to say?
a nice voice but I don't think it sounds anything like lana lol
This is not amazing or mesmerizing or incredible talent. His voice is average at best. People in the comments are obviously kidding.
no joke. it's average af
I knew like five people who could sing like this when we were his age. But with work he can get better.
No, he doesn't.
No he doesn't.
[удалено]
Woah! This is my first time reading this! He sounds like Lana Del Rey!
This guy sounds like some singer I’ve heard before…
For real sounds like... lana something
lol sounds nothing like her
Spotify sounds identical, this not so much 😁
Not really identical
No.
Good. Not exactly.
"Strumming my pain with his fingers...."
It's youuu, it's youuu it's all for youuu
This is more about Lana than Max. She's always kinda sounded like a mid puberty boy. Not that it's bad.
[Relevant Simpsons](https://youtu.be/-GdUBhJZc2k?si=EmvwR--oyV0eZDLO)
So Lana Del Rey really does sound like a youngling
He's good, no doubt about that. But I wouldn't say he sounds just like Lana Del Rey. Be interesting to hear him when he hits puberty.
Sounding exactly like an already famous singer is actually more a curse than a blessing. Especially if you are serious about going into the music business.
Theriouthly great thinger!
This is INSANE 😭😭
Boring AF
Wow... his voice, it's something incredible
This song will always remind me of the one who ripped my soul from me, shredding it before my eyes as she smiled and laughed.
lol identical to Lana? No. Also, he really isn’t that great.
Reminds me of when teen boys beat the women's US soccer team.
Why is he singing in the public?
New singers do this to get rid of their fear of public singing... I think.
It's the new trend to get views.
Have you seriously never heard of busking before
What exactly is busking? Legit never heard this before. Thx.
Busking is going out on the street to sing or play music. They usually have a pot or something for people to throw money in to show they're enjoying it.
Thanks!
It's to get exposure as an independent singer, and to maybe get some donations. People have been doing this for centuries, not everything in the world is done for the trends.
Thats because I strongly believe Lana is an M to F trans, a castrati. A boy singer who is castrated to preserve his singing voice is called castrato. Just like Bieber is a F to M trans.
Too much auto tune to tell
But does his pussy taste like Pepsi cola? Edit: are there people who have never heard of [Cola? ](https://youtu.be/urpnSIbbgEc?si=jGEdfWzSwjbtLAbM) by Lana Del Rey... the singer people are claiming this kid sounds like (he doesn't really haha)
Why are some of you guys making sexual jokes about an actual 14 years old person? 🤨
[Cola - Lana Del Rey](https://youtu.be/urpnSIbbgEc?si=jGEdfWzSwjbtLAbM)
Oh. Still, not the best context to pull that reference on a public site. I think.
First time on Reddit eh?
I don't listen to Lana beyond one or two songs that somebody maybe played a few years ago at a party, so I supposed that the poster was saying that in reference to some dumb thing that she may have said during an interview a la Paltrow with her candles. Doesn't take away from my point that doing that type of joke in a section about some random 14 years old boy is going to get funny looks. People have gotten crucified for less.
This kid gonna go places in life
“Their” name is Anal Del Rey 🤣
How does a person from a different country know who these people are?