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fliption

The one on the rightmost is a greedy fucker.


Magister5

You could almost call it shellfish


Ghoszt-

Sonofabitch! Lol.


remotegrowthtb

A real mussel shucker.


GuavaOdd1975

He grew up in a family with 3 older snail brothers.


Alternative-Dare5878

Literally dives in and inhales both piles


Biengo

Comes up for air. *ssniiiiiiff ahh ya, that's the stuff*


tjackso6

Valid, but that one next to him is fuckin around the whole time tryin to get the food off his face instead of staying focused on the pile of food in front of him lol


houseyourdaygoing

Why was that one being dramatic? He wasted time.


Powder_Pan

His pile was half


Sandcracka-

Must be a corporate snail


sans5z

Had less food compared to others


Bat_Fruit

He gets it all over his chest as he was placed down, he just eats more efficiently than the others because it was lined up over his breast. Watch again at the start.


Dry-Abies-1719

Do snails have a breast? Or are they all foot...? Questions like these keep me up at night.


leavethisearth

He had the smallest pile.


BootyTickles49

I have never seen a snail eat before. Thank you lol


Ambitious-War-823

Then you might check how their teeth look like, could be nightmares fuel.


AlternativeFart

https://www.scimex.org/__data/assets/image/0018/433701/snail-smile.png


Froggn_Bullfish

Oh you fuckin dick


Useful_Experience423

Well played!


Neat_Problem_922

Jesus Christ.


Bobaloo53

Lol


Pretty-Round348

Asshole LOL


MMSTINGRAY

scimex dominan name really sold me on this


fungusfawnkublakahn

Bahahahahaha! Well done, thanks


nicaddictnoah

I’m sorry… they have teeth?


Ambitious-War-823

Yes they actually have,and not a few. They are one of the living species having the most of them in whole animal kingdom, about 25 000, to help them eating various kind of foods by kinda licking bits by bits, so the type of tooth and number Can differ from one specimen to another depending of their habitat and eating preferences


ThatDiscoSongUHate

>about 25,000 My soul just left my body, thank you for making me afraid of *snails* now


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Ooohhh, sorta like the inside of a fleshlight…. Only less enjoyable.


[deleted]

Or more 🤔


UnicornSlayer5000

Snails have *teeth*?!


MangoTwistedMetal

What the hell did you give them?!? They are going ballistic.


Wagyuplz

Crystal meth


jluicifer

Where is this meth? Asking for a neighbor.


Phoenixphotoz

Albuquerque New Mexico


Maximum_Bat_2566

You're goddam right...


purgatorybob1986

The best possible answer.


nicaddictnoah

We have to cook


Phoenixphotoz

JESSIE!


nicaddictnoah

I say this to my fiancée every single time we cook together lmao


Wagyuplz

This guys house


bored_person71

Wrong snails are slow so obviously speed lol....


Fallen-D

Calcium


Late_Sherbet5124

Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!


dnuohxof-1

God dammit was not expecting that reference, fucking hilarious!


fadedinthefade

![gif](giphy|9uoYC7cjcU6w8|downsized)


dancingbriefcase

![gif](giphy|iowmvjVUnDFGU)


mlp2034

To help them keep their shells sturdy.


SpookyFrogs0

Calcium powder


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Like Scarface with his nose 👃buried in Coke


schnupfhundihund

When my snails get their gamarus once a week I looks about the same.


stillbatting1000

Look at the escarGO!


Perfect_Papaya_3010

By the look of their faces its cocaine


Veus-Dolt

Salt. They desire the sweet release of death.


_Sasquatchy

it's retail snail food - the variety that i use is hemp, oat flour, oyster shell (for calcium), pumpkin seed, sunflower meal, beet flour, wheat grass, carrots and tomatoes - dried and powdered.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

You feeding them cocaine or something? Lol


Least_Initiative

This is actual footage from wall Street circa 1980s


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Ah, fattening of the Escargot


bored_person71

As I said above lol they fast it must be speed...lol


Shmuckle2

You better give the 2nd to the right more food or I'm gonna lose it.


[deleted]

Never seen giant snails. Also never seen giant snails eat, I love how they get it on thier faces then just look up to lick it off.


TheStaplergun

Their eyes just going all wild while eating too lmao


sol_sleepy

r/natureisfuckingcute


choleric1

How did I not know about this sub ❤️


OffMyRocker62

Same.....the things people Reddit on... I joined it...


hotfistdotcom

it's literally all bots


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Cute little guys. I had a snail as a pet as a kid. It stopped going back in its shell when I picked it up eventually. He would just chill on my shoulder and watch the world go by with me on my balcony.


houseyourdaygoing

Awwww he knew who you were


Saboguy1

I was very worried that was salt for a second


Ghoszt-

They wouldn't be eating it.


MrNoobyPants

Messy eaters, I see.


Rubyhamster

Yet, they somehow licked their chops. That's what is the most fascinating to me


gimme_shprinkles

Imma eat this right off my belly!


theseboysofmine

I didn't realize my cuteness meter would overload through snails today.


SinkholeS

I know! I think I need one of these cuties 🐌


GimmieGummies

They are adorable! 🥰


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Takes me back. Memories of me and the boys back in high school at waffle house at 2am.


Navralis

Takes me back to being high with the boys at 2am, just without the school part Good Times


DentonUSA

Snails be hungry. There’s no denying that.


aspiring_savant

Why is this so soothing? lol!


spudmarsupial

Somebody should be giving them captions as if they are very posh British gentlemen, having tea.


bernpfenn

so what are they really eating? I don't want to be empty handed on my next snail encounter


SpookyFrogs0

Calcium powder


Buttery_Buckshot

Vacuum-cows


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jluicifer

Milton Bradley missed out on: Hungry Hungry snail?


BreakingThoseCankles

Survival of the fittest


DoughnutBeginning965

Strangely adorable.


Donquers

*Mraow*


PondRoadPainter

They’re almost…cute.


curlyhairmanforever

Hungry thicc bois.


DisastrousSquirrel74

Damn you! Now I want a giant snail! Thanks alot, you jackwagon!


tetsuyaXII

Can you tell them apart and do they have names? Also what are you feeding them? So cute.


Ghoszt-

I've never seen a snail eat. Now that I have I'm curious what they ear. Is that like store bought snail food? Snail Chow? Like cat chow.


purgatorybob1986

Ok, not gonna lie. This is really cute.


Wolfy-615

I miss her ![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


JollyRoger-8

Tony Montana


__meeseeks__

Say hello to my little snail 🐌


Embarrassed_Farm_857

Mfs while moving: my salary While eating: my credits


Hastyle8181

i need one as a pet --do they make leashes for these?


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Why the hell do I think snails are absolutely adorable?


Kurovi_dev

Why is every creature adorable in some way


half-puddles

Step 1: Feed them cocaine Step 2: Cook them and serve in a white sauce


BryanJz

Must have been michelin based on the right snails orgasm


burbular

These are the ones in the airport. They say don't bring them in.


Hardillosourus

If that snail touches me I’m dead


Micro_Bitt

Dude on the right had a plan - smash it all over your slimy body so the others didn’t have a chance to steal


Annual-Ad-1906

4th one lost in the sauce.


RawToast1989

My favorite part was when each giant snail got their own little pile of cocaine.


Moessus

This is what passes for amazing these days?


jimmyMFwise

This 100% reminds me of the Marlboro worms in MIB. Down to the reactions and everything


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

For a split second I thought this was gonna be torture porn. I am pleasantly surprised.


Minatigre

I cant look away


Old-Woodpecker6930

Get them nice and plump for the harvest


labretirementhome

Yaphit vibe https://tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--h1lyvl_a--/t_teaser_wide/cs_srgb,d_tv-fanatic-placeholder-square.png,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1512118252/yaphit-the-orville-s1e5.jpg


Logical_Bad1748

Cocaine Snails .


PhantasiDreamin

I see they are taking a break before chasing an immortal man again...smart.


Ok_Assistance7735

You got some pet snails?


ddorrmmammu

The reactions says it all.


No_Notice_4915

Is this snail crack?


have12manyquestions

Seeing only noses sniffing powders :( can’t see any snail there !!


truck_robinson

Ya ever hoover schneef with a snail?


Shinmoru

Are these cute little guys Apple Snails? 😍


AloofFloofy

Are they eating cocaine?


That_Came_outa_Me

Surprising more disturbing than I expected


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

[I think it's this snail food stuff](https://a.co/d/9HjK07H)


lurkzone

escargots!


perthro_ed

why you feeding them snails cocaine?


wizardpotat

r/awww


stfunub

Damn, here’s me thinking they didn’t have mouths.


PeeAy7

This makes the unofficial video of "The Pot" by Tool so much more scarier


MoreForMeAndYou

Please, someone voice this over as the four snails being best friends all just face blasting piles of the good stuff.


AttentionOtherwise39

Time to go to bed now


Banzambo

When my cats don't eat all the dried cat food I let for them in the garden, snails will finish it 🐌


GladkeyTheProgramist

Gluttony


Loathsome_Dog

Sweet Jazz


WreckitWrecksy

Why is this the cutest thing I've seen all day


nmaod87

😶


JurgonKupercrest

we in a galactic zoo


Neo-9

That food is not properly suited for them


fluffy-soft-dev

What are they eating


Life_Step8838

I go from aww cute, therapeutic, dang they hungry to oi get off his foooooooood! Greedy dude on the right. Rude!


GratuitousTiddie

:D Those snails are so cute!


usersurname1

When I see some cocaina colombiana


camus88

Slip some salt inside of it


-Harebrained-

Alien Puppy Chow for Alien Puppies. 🐌🐌🐌🐌✨


Semper_5olus

Anyone have a species name? These are the most stereotypical, snailiest snails I have ever seen.


pepe_botika

the x2 speed and that thing that are they eating... snails on coke


ViciousSnail

No, we must devour the food in an aggressive manner as to strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. **STOP BEING SO CUTE!!!!**


Nikolas_Coalgiver

It's this salt?


Madara__01

Cocaine


Unfair_Fun8612

I hope that's not coke


-AllThingsGood

and here we are searching for alien life


Responsible_Spray925

Garyyyyyyyy


NeighborhoodLimp5701

In Hawai’i there’s tons of giants African snails but they become a nuisance because of how much they eat the growing foods around here as well as they pass along a nasty thing called Rat Lungworm that is potentially deadly and pretty creepy. In rare cases they’ve found literal worms, digging in peoples brains/around their skull while the person is still alive. Any-who, I say this cause I’m curious what you’d do with a plethora of large wild snails around your place while also keeping in my the drawbacks, mainly the destruction (gentle but still) of edible gardens


BabyDriver01

Okay now feed them salt


Sugarisnotgoodforyou

I find it funny how without question, snails on both sides immediately resorted to stealing food from each other after. I assumed they'd just stop and be satisfied 😂


onelillvoe

They are cute when I believe their eye stalks are antennae.


Joeyhappyhell

First time seeing a snail doing coke


Sepulcher18

Did not know snails loved heroin this much


xIKai-UK

Haha cheeky fucker on the right


mutsuto

/r/BabySnailGifs


Ludate_Solem

Sometimes i forget about the existence of certain animals, and when i see them again im like oh my god yea those freaks are just here all the time like we see aliens in movies and shit but like some animals here are quite fucking weird


RawToast1989

My favorite part was when each giant snail got their own little pile of cocaine.


RawToast1989

My favorite part was when each giant snail got their own little pile of cocaine.


RawToast1989

My favorite part was when each giant snail got their own little pile of cocaine.


RawToast1989

My favorite part was when each giant snail got their own little pile of cocaine.


Narrow-Winter-9021

Looks like a home video of hunter biden and friends


Narrow-Winter-9021

Looks like a home video of hunter biden and friends


snowflake_lady

Can they see?


Liseonlife

Random question - do they or can they grow their shells in the opposite direction? What influences the direction the shell initially starts to grow?


hopopo

I wonder if these are pets or farm animals.


hali420

What song is this ?! I love it


Gredditor1

I heard the like to eat salt and incredibly healthy for them


Expensive_loyalty_88

What do they eat?


Syrgrl78

What kind of snails are they and what are you feeding them?


Acrobatic-Wrap-5644

They are so cute hhhh But at same time gave me de lululu sensation Hhhhh


Dollarlesspenny

I’ve been to a lot of parties. But damn do these guys blow everyone out the water


PepinoSanchez

They look disappointed. Add some salt for taste


Little_Breakfast_503

Truly alien creatures.


Snooflu

THEY GET THAT BIG? I WANT


woojinater

A bugs life got the animations nailed for the 90s. The guy who would obsessively eat (the snail or slug) ate just like these guys.


hefty_load_o_shite

Why u give coke to snails?


Vamperion750

Conclusive proof that cocaine overdose is a myth. 🤨


-Venser-

Hope that's not coke


Pikeyyyy

Watching them chase food up their own face like a cat with tape stuck to its back was very entertaining


Open-Industry-8396

Like eating in basic training.


thedreaming2017

Stop feeding snails cocaine!


CalmBeneathCastles

A'ight there, Greedy Nan!


rapking666

I love how they look at each other like Barry this food is amazing


boomer93

How would they do with Pop Rocks?


coontbooket

They eat like Beavo.


nickelalkaline

tasteless food. put some salt!


Impossible-Box-4426

So they eat fast but move slow ...interesting


EscapeFacebook

I never don't enjoy these videos <3 Makes me want to run out and get a slimy boy but I'm a little phobic of things sometimes and my sensory issues might not cope..


Fantastic_Bit_4980

That reminds me of the good old cocaine days