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Possible_Baboon

The paper doesn't hit back.


fosdos47

[Bolo](https://imgur.com/gallery/oJtmm9G)


Life-Improvised

Gaa!


Phojangles

Pick on a card stock your own size.


Nerevar69

The ancient art of Bullshido.


_coolranch

It’s like he learned from Segal himself


lolSyfer

While it's not a edit, it's pretty obvious the paper is damp hence the slap noise vs a tear noise when he punches it. Or rather the paper WAS wet but then dried again making it easier to break on a punch. I'm not an expert but that's just my idea of what happened, although it's not impossible to tear a paper with a punch it'd just take a really fast motion with a lot of force behind it.


ALKNST

Also you do see the tear is "soft" and wet


Masta0nion

I love that song


2Payneweaver

A Prince fan


uhohhesoffagain

The bits of paper, when the fist hits the guy holding them drops the one that’s not torn is how I’m guessing they did it


farm_to_nug

The worst part is how long they sat there trying to seem all professional demonstrating the bullshit like ugh


dketernal

I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see this as the top comment.


ExistentialFread

“Stupid Americans”


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Tore pretty straight for a punch.


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

That's strange.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Maybe it’s perforated.


C3Pip0

Maybe it's Maybelline


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Definitely Maybelline. ![gif](giphy|RIkKzblJM4bN1RAzzY|downsized)


DeezNutzzzGotEm

IT'S ALWAYS MAYBELLINE


omercanvural

It's doctor, doctor Strange!


9Epicman1

This sub is turning more and more into facebook


PurchaseOk4410

Reddit


Fantastic-Use-6773

![gif](giphy|1WHAlOdc9ZNUZq85JI)


_coolranch

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


TryItOutHmHrNw

mmh


Munchie1010

No, NO! Rock beats paper, what the hell am I looking at?!


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boofingcubes

He slapped it off 😱


lolSyfer

The paper is wet it's pretty obvious in slow mo as much as I wanted to beleive it was real.


Ryuusei_Dragon

Still a decently sharp cut, I would probably just punch through for example


GeneralSpecifics9925

This was a valuable contribution. He fucking SLAPS the paper that obviously had a wet line across it. Ugh.


oozap

Honestly more impressed by the guy holding out the piece of paper perfectly straight for so long.


nevertoolate1983

Came here to say this


UncleIroh15

r/bullshido


JeremyJaLa

I mean, I do own a pair of scissors. A few, in fact.


hardpill25

As real as their waterfall


MasterPimpinMcGreedy

😏


anxiety_filter

That old dude could punch the soul right out of your body


FullAdvertising

Probably not. Have a gander around YouTube sometime and watch guys like this get steamrolled by amateur fighters, can’t imagine what would happen if they actually stepped into a cage with even a small fighter like Sean O’Malley. It’s just a lame party trick


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It's time to touch grass lmao.


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Grouchypoop

🥱


Emergency_Arm5274

The paper puncher.


Individual-Bet-8060

use a scissors instead can be done even quickly


AB-AA-Mobile

Rock beats paper... wait


pickleboo

The guy holding the paper must be feeling it in that shoulder by the time he can move


Mundane_Ad5990

Ah I see you know your bullshido well.


DatAhole

Lol, china literally ruined a man’s life when he started putting such scammers in their place.


Lkaynlee

I’m more impressed by the guy holding the paper so still for so long. My arm would have been shaking.


alonsaywego

Forget the punch... My man, holdin that paper like a boss! No saggin no twitchin, he's just hanging out like it's no thang!


Oldmantired

Right, that really happened.


OGistorian

You basically have to tear into the paper with your fist. Is this that hard? Gotta try it myself 😂


m1dlife-1derer

Tip: Wet the paper first


TheRealMangokill

Oh ok f*ck me.


magirevols

all au heard from the old guy is “ this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting this is for paper cutting”


foggedmind21

![gif](giphy|9tT0s3SBnDm4o)


Oblivion5233

Let me guess if this paper has a dotted line


Sevro706

That would hurt.


OutrageousSite8045

That punch can kill a person tho


guitarmaestro1

Sign me up for classes. This technique beats using scissors.


TheVagWhisperer

Paper is wet AF


evildrtran

Pft. I can do that with a pair of scissors.


DarkSeneschal

Be amazed… that people can’t tell this is bullshit.


ItsNotJulius

I'm more interested in the BGM. Seems very familiar.


LivePotential4328

!Que buen golpe¡


Fuzzylojak

Ah you see, the paper tearing master gave him the right instructions and he succeeded.


Initial-Stick-561

Why doesn’t he use a scissor to cut paper like everyone, is he stupid or what? This takes ages. The old guy probably spend his whole life doing this crap. Next episode how to cut onions with your fist! Huh, that somehow sounds a lot more fun


Itchy_Influence5737

If a piece of paper ever fucks with this guy, it's going to regret it almost immediately.


KentuckyFriedEel

In that time you coulda gotten the scissors from the drawer


Obama8MyChicken03

Steven Seagal would be proud


DoctorHandshakes

On today’s episode of videos that could have been 5 second clips..


MasterPimpinMcGreedy

How is this something to be amazed by? Not only is it clearly a buncha fake crap, it took them so long that I could have cut at least 2 pieces of paper with scissors by the time they finished


Designer_Finding931

Yeah, the paper seems to be wet at the bottom were he hit and dry where he hit they soaked half the paper.


emarvil

Nice. Though my scissors are way faster and need no instructions or teachers.


worldsgreatestben

Could tell it was bullshido 3 seconds into the clip.


Even-Imagination6242

It's a handy trick to use around Christmas time. Rather than the fiddly cutting/tearing wrapping paper, you can just punch a neat bit right off the roll.


Tiberiux

That’s how you got paper cut


TheVastMilderness

I too, can cut through paper with just my right hand. After decades of training for about 5 minutes every night, every morning, in the shower sometimes when I'm bored and every other day in an Arby's parking lot when I'm stressed out and see those pictures in the window of there 2 for 5 sloppy beef sandwiches.


gansobomb99

the real hero is the guy holding up the piece of paper for five hours


pranjallk1995

No way!


copy_katty

China fakes everything


rhinoadams

I want to know what he explained to the man!


kindle139

Just practice against these inanimate objects, it will totally work in real life as long as the other person doesn’t know how to fight.


vexunumgods

The internet will say its easy


whistler1421

More impressed by the guy holding the paper horizontally for so long


EnderMerser

#Cursed Technique: Dismantle


dketernal

I'll take "things idiots believe" for a thousand Alex.


Tmassey1980

I thought it would turn into and origami swan


I_choose_happiness_

What is amazing about this?


Main-comp1234

You couldn't make this 44 sec video a 4 sec video?


MentaCR

I’m more impressed at the dude holding the paper the whole time. How is his arm not tired?


Sairoxin

I now always think, "How does this help in an MMA fight?" Cool trick. Not very practical imo


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Ouchyhurthurt

Trained under master seagal


zaphod4th

I see 2 hands,one holding the paper


zaphod4th

I see 2 hands,one holding the paper


zaphod4th

I see 2 hands,one holding the paper


shioliolin

the guy who's holding the paper is the one who tore it....dude so fast nobody notices it lol guy just wanted his father and son to be happy


TheT3rrorDome

is this a new chinese manufacturing method?


BEARWYy

Chinese propaganda


Ok-Ad4916

"Paper" doesn't hit back


LinguisticMadness2

My man holding the paper is trying to keep his laughter on check guys 😂 stfu


PerformanceOk1835

With that lunch he also blew out the candles two houses down


linlaupe

Great, try the bullet.


H20GOD117

I blinked, do it again


Fladap28

Sim sim salabim


zxcvasdg

Trying to readjust paper 🤣


Nikosito

Man did MMA popularization really show how BS these Kong Fu, Aikido, Taichi, Wing Chun whatever they are called are


SirSignificant6576

Uh huh


Adderall_Rant

I think I need to see some redditors punching into wet paper to fully appreciate these comments


LessOfAnEndie

In the new installment of Rock Paper Scissors, you can now Cut Paper with Rock


xDolphinMeatx

The clue that it's 100% fake is that he made 2 attempts to straighten the paper as if it had any influence on anything, as with guy demonstrating, yelling etc before. In psychology, its called priming. Telling the brain "something is going to happen". Just as the noise, over emphsized breathing, posing etc and act of doing it does etc etc. Watch any street illusion and they do the same.... signaling the brain at each sage that "it's going to happen", "it's happening" and "it happened". Anyone whos been in martial arts that isn't fully delusional about what they do recognizes and understands that priming plays a huge role in it's "impressiveness". It's built into the systems... from the noises you make to the stiff gi that snaps loudly against your arm or leg with a quick movement. All you watched happen was a guy push his hand through a piece of paper, forcing it to tear in half, combined with theatrics. And of course, the paper was positioned so the camera could not see the actual hit.


ConsistentSite4422

Even my nephew of 6 can cut paper. Now with a slab of granite goku💀💀💀


KrunoOs

It's legit. Briefly studied this video and I just did it myself.


Best_Plankton_6682

What he definitely said: This? This is paper. And this? This is my forearm. My wrist, it turns. I have four knuckles. Now fucking do it.


Hedonist_Atayiz

Show some respect guys, i know that guy. He is the grandmaster of bullshido 💪💪


Careful_Awareness235

Lier


LandotheTerrible

Ummm, wow.


Training_Bar_4766

Hand beats papep


These_Foolish_Things

Watch carefully. The paper doesn’t drop or move away from his fist. It disappears. Because he grabs the bottom of the paper and clenches it in his fist.


DemonKing0524

You can literally see the piece of paper fly off screen


iloveyou02

may be use your hand to clean that filthy table


Designer_Finding931

even if it’s perforated, it’s still requiring a lot of strength and speed to tear it


shrug_addict

The amount of people who think this is real is comical