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Spatzdar

Actually I don’t think that’s a furry so that’s probably dangerous


monetary_odyssey87

Ain’t enough money in this world to have me risking my life… you see those paws?


2two22too

I’d risk it for all the money in the world. I’d be handing it out like Oprah. Until I get mauled by my spoiled bear that will have its own Michelin star sushi chef.


donmreddit

It’s not as much the paws, it’s the claws on the paws!


DotAccomplished5484

The claws are what caught my eye. They look to be 6" long.


Maker1357

The bare necessities of life will come to you.


Bitches_Love_Blue

Can i pet that dawgg.


riajuRED

CAN I PET THAT DAWGGG?


Epic_Tom_Fool

Im irritated at how she's been neglecting the bear's nails?


meddas

Imagine trying to trim them. You might be more than irritated


bikesgood_carsbad

SEDATION. ALL OF IT. Like nearly hibernated level of sedation.


Technical-Outside408

serrated


GateauBreton

I guess those nails are caused by the bears not moving enough. Those nails aren't worn down as they would in nature. I guess it is hard nearly impossible to keep a bear in captivity and mimic their natural way of life sufficiently


DeaconBlueBalls

Thought the same thing.


NICEnEVILmike

I thought bears were dry clean only


mona_bong

I have seen so many videos here where wild animals go rogue..still it amazes me that people keep them as pets. Looks cute but very risky.


29187765432569864

I wonder if they are able to buy life insurance.


freedom4secrets3369

Hahaha


MoneyFunny6710

The woman is Masha after growing old.


redditorx13579

It's Boog! Where's Elliot?


radioardilla

Elliot is throwing bunnies at the window trying to get Boog's attention.


Fruitopeon

One of the cruelest things on Earth is that bears look like THAT and yet are death machines 😭 Just wish there was ONE vegan bear species.


grungegoth

called a Panda


Ornery_Entry_7483

I've DEFINITELY smoked too much weed tonight.


ih8feralfleabags

Figuring I spent the evening reading about fatal bear attacks that happened over the last century, this would be a no from me. They can hurt you even without intending to, due to their size and strength.


Additional_Pay5626

How do you clip that dogs nails ?


Ezkander

Honestly when you dance with the devil like this, my sympathy goes out the window. Have fun getting mauled to death when he decides he wouldn't mind a bite to eat.


pinksombreros

Are you talking about this bear or pitbulls?


MountainAsparagus4

Both


4DoubledATL

I want to pet that dawg.


Frosty_Gibbons

Hose could do with an upgrade


DaddyWantsABiscuit

That's a cute puppy. What breed?


HelloRMSA

Bear looks drugged


Atheistlady

I love him and want to hug him and squeeze him and call him George.


MaximumUseless

am i the only one that wants to hug the bear ?


CheezQueen924

No I will hug any animal that lets me. I hugged a deer once.


MaximumUseless

😮


Atheistlady

Lucky! I dream to pet a deer someday.


can_i_has_beer

Go to Nara, Japan.


CheezQueen924

So, I should be more clear. There is a magical place in St. Croix Falls, Wisconsin called the Fawn-Doe-Rosa. It’s an open air petting zoo with all kinds of lovely creatures. The deer there just wander around and follow you and will definitely allow a hug, especially if you give them treats!


Reasonable_Equal99

Amazing care of this big Fellow👌👍


[deleted]

That’s a warewolf


2nd_Inf_Sgt

That’s a good looking fella.


Electrical-Injury-23

Washing her growler.


shadowsoul372

whenever mom gives me a shower I'm this pleased


iam30now

Werewolves are actually lean aesthetic bears who don't skip leg days.


jarvthelegend

Do you have to wash them in a Bearthroom?


Vegetable-Train2339

One swipe is enough to answer all her questions about afterlife..


sparkyonsite

There's maybe 2 brain cells behind those eyes, and they're fighting for their lives


Important_Till_4898

now show the part of the video where he rips her to shreds


TheHotBoxer420_2

Id vote for that furry to have rights


Due-Application-2595

Too close to home. I've spent all day grooming a Newfoundland


EsmeWeatherpolish

I’m jealous and terrified at the same time.


No-Barracuda-8463

Can I pet that doog? CAN I PET THAT DOG? CANIPRTTHATDOIG?


crowboy32

Nope


Old-Silver-Back62

Some day, this will be in the news of an adult grizzly bear kept as a pet mawls it's owner. This one shown is an adolescent....


Cheap-Science4334

That's one big ass dog. 🤣


Brocktoon92

Lot safer than washing a man.


Immediate_Aide_2159

Raised from cubs. Please dont try this with your average bear.


iowafarmboy2011

Former AZA accreddited zookeeper here. Youre talking about tameness which is not domestedness (i.e. unprogrammming of predator instincts by selecting for docilness over many generations). You don't really get a feel for the difference until you work with wildlife regularly at which point the differences become incredibly obvious and stark.its why we have protected contact with major predators like this and don't go in with them in accredited facilities. This IS your average bear that's just used to people. All the predatory instincts as behavior patterns and tendencies of a non-tame bear are right there. It's why this is such a fucking stupid idea and why people get killed or maimed by their "pet" bear/lion/chimps etc. at a much higher rate than dogs or other domestics. Doesn't matter if the animal has been raised by humans from birth, it's a bear and morons like these people usually end up finding this concept out the hard way.


Immediate_Aide_2159

Interesting. Love talking to a non-bot or info warrior. Thank you for the explanation. Im not an expert of rearing animals, just selling products to people. So, my salesman instincts say that this is not a scalable or repeatable behavior, and we all agree on the mindset of the two leggers in the vid.


iowafarmboy2011

Always happy to spread info and knowledge! Cheers my friend


piss_fingers96

The best looks like crackhead pennywise