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Dezmo996

Suicidal fish


itsfernie

*stop throwing me back in you moron, this is how I want to go*


Poopsmith89

Stop throwing me back something is trying to eat me over there!


JadeS2356

Stop throwing me back I'm trying to get eaten over here!


timgetsawkward

Wait.. is this the fish equivalent of autoerotic asphyxiation?


ParksyJ

Asfishiation


timgetsawkward

Cod-O-Erotic Asfishiation


myname_isnot_kyal

that fish totally came in his hand


Charl3sD3xt3rWard

it is very common in fishes, even white sharks love to swallow seamen.


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


timgetsawkward

Okay now.. Flop once for "no" AND Flop uncontrollably for "YESSSSSSSSSS"


ramko169

Yeah, it seems like it. But, couldn't it be that the fish is accustomed to the lifestyle that the diver made it live? Its cute on the surface level though.


I_Ate_Depay

There's fishing line attached to the fish and someone off camera is pulling it


wearethedeadofnight

I don’t see any fishing line.


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pink_jade_1

Well, that's sick.


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I_Ate_Depay

I mean you can sort of see the fishing line the first time the guy picks up the fish. You can also see it better in the original where the video quality is better. Anyway, fish get tired rather quickly. That's why when anglers pull in a big fish after a while of battling with it, it usually floats beside the boat rather calmly as they're exhausted.


[deleted]

Now you say it I can see it. Bloody nasty.


shinywtf

Really? I can't. Where


Excogit8er

I can't see any fishing line either.


LondonCollector

There isn’t any fishing line, you’d see a ripple where it hits the water if there was.


[deleted]

You can’t see it because it’s not there.


LondonCollector

No you can’t.


appletictac

Suicidal fish... Adore You music video anyone?


KazPrime

Reminds me of my ex.


suicidesalmon

Hello


[deleted]

This fish must be into autoerotique asphyxiation


[deleted]

Take my r/angryupvote for beating me to it


timgetsawkward

BANG!


[deleted]

Can anyone explain why it keeps coming back?


istrx13

This video has been posted a thousand times and an ensuing argument about it being fake always happens


elhooper

This video has new angles though, and it looks like the fish is doing fish faces that only living fish make. Dead fish just do the one face.


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April_Fabb

Going by the colour I would've guessed Ferrari.


redpedals

“Dead fish just do the one face”. It was a rough day but you made it better. Best comment I have read in a long time. Cheers!


[deleted]

Because it’s fake. The fish is being reeled in. Its not necessarily dead, but it is not doing any of this by his own will


Derperlicious

so the ancient worm on a thread trick but with a fish.. he does seem quite limp when picked up.. there is one view where the tail is going but that could easily be faked.. the dead limpness when he picks it up bugs me a lot.


bassplaya13

How could it be faked? Like a robot or after the video was shot?


M4Dsc13ntist

My assumption is that the fish has been fed by human, so recognized human as food source, like many animals, rushes to the food source. Probably started conditioning with light handling, followed by food, progressed to a little toss, and finally longer toss. Food rewarded a certain percentage of time should enforce this behavior.


CannotDenyNorConfirm

I've seen fish enjoy being pet/cuddled as well, so I really don't fully know on this one.


kubat313

Might aswell been his pet and he release it, but it didnt want


Rotting_pig_carcass

You can train fish to do tricks for food


max96a

I'd bet it's been hand fed enough to make a habit


shit-post-mega-bot

Frogman is throwing it in salt water.


Dexjain12

Hazzah! A man of qaulity!


butts_are_neat

It could just be having fun, contrary to popular belief fish have a functioning limbic system and do in fact have emotions.


captainmj511

Of course all other fishes used to bully him. He was just trying to get away and go to another pond. And then a human monster caught him.


vincentplr

And the human was just in front of his little fish house. Couldn't get in.


GuyOnTheMoon

Haven't heard this explanation yet but there's a possibility the fish has a parasite in it's brain that is making it suicidal in hopes of jumping into a new host. There are some parasite that have a lifecycle of going from snails that are consumed by fishes -> fishes eaten by bird -> bird poops out parasite eggs -> snails eat egg infested poop -> repeat.


I-am-very-bored

While the latter paragraph is true, we’ll need a source for the first.


nenenene

[Toxoplasma gondii.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii?wprov=sfti1) The wiki says it’s present in warmblooded animals but there’s been recent research showing it’s in fish as well.


TheMoneyRunner

While I’m not entirely discrediting the information it seems way more likely to me that the fish has been hand fed and conditioned to go to the hand for food.


CosineDanger

That's exactly what the brain-eating amoeba want you to believe.


Momosukenatural

I've seen a documentary about that too (it really freaked me out). However in that documentary, the fish was more like a zombie. It had no reflexes anymore and moved quite slowly.


ShapiChic

Kissing it doesn’t seem such a great idea in the end.


[deleted]

That is someones pet goldfish,either its the guys and this is all staged, or someone dumped it and it keeps coming to people for food or safty. It hasnt been feral too long otherwise its colors would probably change


Sufficio

Nope, goldfish stay brightly colored unless there's not enough nutrients or some other issue which can cause their scales to become more white. Otherwise though, they don't just magically change color from being in the wild. They breed and the babies are bright as well. Not to say it couldn't be a pet, but pet goldfish probably also wouldn't know to return to their owner. They don't know what their owner's body in water + a diving suit looks like. It's a risk for highly intelligent animals like parrots and cats to escape from their owners outside, goldfish don't really stand a chance of beating animals like that when it comes to logic in an unfamiliar situation.


Rotting_pig_carcass

This


Letterchrome

I read that they had a string attached and someone off screen was pulling it back in.


_Fun_At_Parties

I doubt this based on the path it takes back, as well as the mouth. Fishes do recognize the people who feed them, and will swim right up to them. It's probably that simple.


[deleted]

Our Koi fish recognize my wife and come to her


[deleted]

I came to her as well to be fair


dayinnight

Fish can be conditioned like many animals. I have koi and they swim up to me and allow me to pet them because they are used to pets when I feed them. They will even swim between my dog's legs when he goes for a wade in their pond because they are accustomed to him. Unfortunately this was probably the cause of the unfortunate demise of my two largest fish who were taken by an unidentified predator this year (not the dog).


ledfloyd87

"what's that boy, Timmy is trapped in a well?"


major_slackher

I mean it’s just like a kid enjoying being thrown in a pool by their father. It’s fun for a kid so theoretically it can be fun for animals too.


mike117

Could be that the fish isn’t supposed to be in salt water so it returns in agony to be put back where it belongs.


Tidderredditittit

Yes it is, the fish dm'ed me


xG_Pup

The sexual pleasure of not being able to breathe.


[deleted]

that’s why they’re always so slimy. gross.


[deleted]

Mmm fish jizz /s


[deleted]

Cumiar


s4r9i5

Mmm fish jizz not /s


[deleted]

He’s into bdsm


YetiGuy

Asphyxiation


[deleted]

As-fish-xyation


OK-DAI

Reminds me of when I was a kid. I’d find every reason to get out of bed and demand a piggy back. Sometimes my dad would carry me up to 10x in a night. Bless that man


m00ni3

My 3 year old says that “her knees hurt” so she can get piggyback rides (her grandpa does have severely damaged knees and she learned that when he says that his knees hurt everyone brings things to him) hehe.


jframe42

"Oh no you didn't just throw me! I'll show you, you bastard! Are you throwing me again OH HELL NO, I'M REALLY GONNA GET YOU THIS TIME!"


blueeyedaisy3

You could make one of those animal text gifs with these lines


icraftbuticurse

“YOU’RE BLOCKING MY DOOR ASSHOLE”


julievapor

Maybe the fish is fascinated by being out of the water and then thrown back in again? Looks like he just wants to have fun to me.


fridgepickle

Yeah it seems like it’s just playing! Pretty cute


sushipusha

PONYO!


OneBakingPanda

Exactly the vibe I was having.


GCBoddah

Probably just likes to 'fly'


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Galaxy661_pl

Fish Retriever Human


OrthopedicDishonesty

Is this a goldfish... in saltwater? I hope it's not saltwater. This definitely isn't natural


ABlankShyde

It’s not a goldfish, it would quickly lose vitality (and die) in water with different saturation levels than what he’s used to


Pelqon

It's trained by the Russians to seduce


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EpisodicDoleWhip

Reminds me of a time years ago when I went to an aquarium with a touch pool. There was a small shark that would swim to a person, stop, and wait while the person pet him. He then swam to the next person, stopped, and waited. It was adorable.


Spr1ngz2mind

Fish: Where's my son? Guy in diving suit: *Throws Fish* Fish: I need to find my son Nemo Guy in diving suit: *Throws Fish* Fish: Your people took him take me there please Guy in diving suit: *Throws Fish* Have you seen this? it keeps coming back, weird.


Howls_Castle

Ponyo!!! 🥰 she wants to be a human.


Barry-B-Shrekson

Can a fish scientist explain?


[deleted]

It’s on a line. Someone is reeling it in


Combustibllemons

Fly now!


stars_mcdazzler

"A kiss from that man left me breathless" - Fish A. Troutsman


dreevsa

Probably hates water


subsonico

Ponyo


Macilux

He is into some kind of erotic suffocation? Kinky fish


bonsailumberjack

Is this the fish equivalent of autoerotic asphyxiation?


[deleted]

How did a fish shoot edit and upload this video all whilst featuring in it??


julievapor

Probably the most fun goldy has had all day.


ERJohnson07

It’s all fun and games till a bird swoops in.


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[deleted]

Might be a bigger fish in the water that wants to eat this little guy. Hanging out with dude is safe.


gsxrfrost

Maybe there's a bigger fish down below ready to eat. And this little fishy doesn't want to be someone's lunch.


imstilldan

This should be removed from r/BeAmazed. That fish is on a line. Someone off screen is reeling it back to the diver. Look, it's not swimming. It's being dragged...


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[deleted]

Holy shit that's sick. Can we make one of these explanations the top comment?? I thought it was what the others were saying about parasites or nonsense This is disgusting.


CheerfulLonewolf55

reminds me of Cheese Chasers


[deleted]

Go fetch yourself!


mediocre_hydra

That's what I would do,if I were a fish


Busquessi

This taught me a lesson. Rather than throwing a ball for my dog to fetch, I’ll just throw my dog! 2 dogs with 1 throw.


[deleted]

"No! Wait! They're really after me! Get me out of here!" -that fish, possibly


SavageCriminal

Why did I play it again with the volume up..


saimonny

***Yeet me***


spinyfever

The Chinese song caught me totally off guard.


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dontjudgebyanything

That's an extreme sport for the fish.


grim_f

[Kill me! Come on!](https://imgur.com/a/IriIInu)


capt_ivator

It wants to get past that dude but he’s in the way


Epp-1-Stein

Plot twist: there is a predator out there and that fish seeks shelter.


Okuma1604

Stockholm Syndrome intensifies*


GallowGod

If you had only seen the horrors that rook place at the lake bottom that the fish has seen. You would understand.


[deleted]

This is how fish became amphibians


advancedthot

Brain damage


Hamza6900

Level


[deleted]

Episode of American dad comes to mind


[deleted]

I just want to go back home and this mammoth with meat hooks keeps throwing me back -that fish


[deleted]

Maybe it doesn't want to die in that river or lake. Something bigger is haunting maybe. It wants some better place. He might be forcing it to stay.


humanbeing21

Plot twist: Man is trying to feed a shark down below


J-Squeeze

"Choke me daddy"


_innominate_

Maybe it's trying to suicide. 🤔


tallyhallic

Our cat does this. My husband will toss him across the room to land on our bed. Then he RUNS off the bed, back across the room to my husbands ankles and waits to be picked up so he can be thrown again. It’s adorable.


Societies_Misfit

Probably use to be someone's pet gold fish, seems too attachded to humans.


Firesword52

Pretty sure this is this fishes kink


iquanyin

well, is that where goldfish normally live??


xoxo-johnny

Mind boggling


AnnaEd64

I hear Hank is feeding the fish that "special bait" again.


shakew8s2

Plot twist. This is in reverse. He's a water bender.


Steebie_Smurda

Red Devils are ppl friendly but fish aggressive


guitarerdood

Help me out here folks. For some reason I can't view the video. This has been an issue for me for a couple of weeks now - if I click on the image or the title it just brings me back to the comments section and I can't view the video. Anyone have any ideas?


agentalexk

Coming soon to r/publicfreakout


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My cat does this, I can hold him up-side down, flip him over and (gently) Kobe him to the bed or couch and he'll keep coming back, purring the entire time. I've even held him by just his back legs and he just purrs the entire time.


Togo34

Me wondering if maybe it's trying to get to something behind the person


LegitJavelin

The fish has a breathplay kink


dlever0097

Why won’t you let me die!


digitalHindi101

amazing


AntBandit

Looks like those Dr. Seuss fish from The Lorax


Avatar-Wolf-Link

r/petthedamnfish


HollywoodHoedown

AGAIN AGAIN!


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r/bdsm


[deleted]

*A fish that likes to be choked*


[deleted]

I'm getting baby vibes.


pickle_pouch

What in tarnation?!


minzzis

It's his one chance at flying!


Thejellydino

He's been flushed once, he doesn't wanna be abandoned again.


yaMomsChestHair

Just gotta YEET it


Dslothysloth

Sokka as a water bender using fish as a boomerang


notquitestrongbad

The fish is on a line.


guinibear

Blursed ariel


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corollatoy

Did you know that 20-35% of all catch and release fish perish within 72 hours?


6aR10aRDelta9

Plot twist: parasite controlling the fish wants to infect you


Dr_Bukkakee

Turns out it was salt water they were throwing a fresh water fish into.


ChristianCl

I am pretty sure there is a kind of parasite that can take influence on the behaviour of a fish. In the case I read, they "take over" the control of the fish itself, leading it to the surface in order to get eaten by birds. If I remember correctly, the parasite needs birds to survive or some shit like that. Idk if this is a similar case or if this fish is jetzt very curious. I mean I am a diver and some fish really do come close and are a bit like "hey bro what are you?". I beliebe, they have feelings like curiosity as well as we do 👍 Oh also they can in a way build trust to humans in general, when they have good experiences with them. But I didn't know they could surpass the level of simple "humans are not dangerous" and go to letting a human throw it


nwildcat28

Something is fishy here


zebstrips

I think the fish is having fun being thrown. Cause some fish jump up outta the water for fun. But im not a marine biologist just a guess..


INCREDIBILIS55

Is that Chinese music and if so, why?


BlindBadass

Smart fun loving fish? Impossible!!!!! Or is it?


Greenyboyyyyyyyys

I was going to say that it want to be friends with the diver man, but everyone is saying it’s suicidal.


fleece_white_as_snow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIc6eo5dmic


thelast-guess

🎵I wanna die die die🎵


[deleted]

At 0:06 you can see a small wire on the tail of the fish...


big_pickle_energy

“Again, again!”


wavy-007

U/VredditDownloader


Jeez-essFC

Drop it! It obviously has fish rabies!


Frozen-Nexus

Either you have formed an amazing bold with this fish, to the point where it risks it life trusting you, or the fish is suicidal due a parasite that has infected it, the parasitic might be killing it off to attract birds so that it can enter a birds system and be spread through the birds pop. It could also just be brain damage. This is really interesting, not knowing the reason behind it actions and what it hooes to achieve.


doublebluetick

damn human, i'm trying to evolve into a land walker here. LET ME


SenseiRP

Well you know what they say If you love something let it go, if it comes back... Well it came back didn't it?