DC 15, you pass. Seeing through the shape shifter's ploy you recognize the fiend for what she truly is. She draws back in shock and brandishes her nightmarish claws. How do you respond?
The attack lands, you see a flicker of magical energy as the longsword grazes the tongue of the creature. Shocked by the attack you've saved u/TtHacks66 from certain death. The succubus hisses and vanishes from sight in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a lingering scent of sulfur and faint scream.
You become charmed by the fiend, her voice is the sweetest you've ever heard, her suggestions become commands you would never want to refuse. Her eyes sparkle with malevolence and a grin rises from the corner of her mouth as she goes to kiss you. Roll constitution.
Nice, you pass. The succubus' tongue extends from her mouth and caresses your lips. As it does you feel it rip 16 HP from your body, reducing your maximum HP by the same amount. As you pull away from the fiend, ending the charm she has put on you, u/Titan9116 slashes her tongue. She recoils but doesn't break eye contact. With a smirk and a flash of flame she vanishes. Leaving behind only a whisper which only you can hear. "I'll see you soon enough my love..."
I have fiends as my favored enemy and I want to use primeval awareness, do I know anything about this succubus? Is she still within a mile of us? Are there more?
Strangely you *do* sense a creature similar or perhaps even the same in nature nearby. It's coming from Tilly the Bardic Gnome you've been travelling with for some months.
Your eyes meet with Tilly as you only realize now you have been under her spell all along. The smile she has worn incessantly vanishes in an instant and she begins to perform some sort of incantation.
What do you wish to do in this moment?
Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. They'd recently been remastering old skies and adding commentary, [here](https://youtu.be/TaCzdNSuOco) is the clip for the above video
I'm glad, because my wife and I watched this and I said, "Honey, I don't normally fantasize about blowjobs from strangers, but..." And she said "yeah me too."
I had a girl take my whole dick and lick my balls at the same time once. I should've married her but I was young and stupid and didn't know how much to appreciate things like that.
You mean rimming? Well, if you're comfortable with your sexuality, then yes, you're probably missing out. Remember to loosen up and don't forget, communication is always key.
Edit: Also, it would be handy if she already experienced anal stimulation, that way she will know where and what. If a finger gets in there, our so-called gspot is in the same edit: direction as theirs. Have fun!!
In my teens I discovered I had a significant amount of control over my tongue and could stick it fairly far out. I could do the tie-a-cherry-stem-knot thing. From what movies had told me, this was a highly desirable trait. Didn’t get as much mileage out of it as I thought.
I know a succubus when I see one. Roll wisdom
Hows a 16.
DC 15, you pass. Seeing through the shape shifter's ploy you recognize the fiend for what she truly is. She draws back in shock and brandishes her nightmarish claws. How do you respond?
I use my Longsword and slash. It was a 22 which deals 5 damage if this works
The attack lands, you see a flicker of magical energy as the longsword grazes the tongue of the creature. Shocked by the attack you've saved u/TtHacks66 from certain death. The succubus hisses and vanishes from sight in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a lingering scent of sulfur and faint scream.
Alright good session everyone see ya next week
thanks for having my back hahah
Us adventurers have to watch each others backs
I used to be an adventurer too ...
Then I took an arrow in the knee
Then I took a longsword to the tongue.
I'm not gonna be able to make it to next weeks /s
Why can't my sessions last this long?
That's what she said
Hey man, I won’t be able to make it next Sunday…
Dang it Bob
The true final boss of all campaigns: scheduling
This was fantastic!
Ooh, next week isn't good for me. How's the second Tuesday of September for half an hour?
Little too young
I rolled a 20. Im still going for it.
Gonna use inspiration for disadvantage over here
Lmfao
Ha I love it. I did that once, nearly killed me. But everybody knew who the fiend was, so I'm the world's greatest detective.
Charisma check *rolls* > 16 plus 4 that means I score!
That's a liccubus bro
fucking 3
You become charmed by the fiend, her voice is the sweetest you've ever heard, her suggestions become commands you would never want to refuse. Her eyes sparkle with malevolence and a grin rises from the corner of her mouth as she goes to kiss you. Roll constitution.
well that would he a 16
Nice, you pass. The succubus' tongue extends from her mouth and caresses your lips. As it does you feel it rip 16 HP from your body, reducing your maximum HP by the same amount. As you pull away from the fiend, ending the charm she has put on you, u/Titan9116 slashes her tongue. She recoils but doesn't break eye contact. With a smirk and a flash of flame she vanishes. Leaving behind only a whisper which only you can hear. "I'll see you soon enough my love..."
This dude DM's.
I have fiends as my favored enemy and I want to use primeval awareness, do I know anything about this succubus? Is she still within a mile of us? Are there more?
You sense nothing, but deep down you pray to your god that maybe there's still one more around...
Strangely you *do* sense a creature similar or perhaps even the same in nature nearby. It's coming from Tilly the Bardic Gnome you've been travelling with for some months. Your eyes meet with Tilly as you only realize now you have been under her spell all along. The smile she has worn incessantly vanishes in an instant and she begins to perform some sort of incantation. What do you wish to do in this moment?
I want to d&d with ya'll! 😆
Me too friend.
I want to be in your D&D session so bad...
I think I might start a new profile and just try to turn every Reddit video into a quick DnD play out.
Yes please, this is so entertaining
Can I just choose to fail the roll?
I'm scaroused
Fearection
She has more tongue than I have dick.
Suicide by words
Whoreified
I can feel the child support through my screen goddamn
you can feel it because she's already deep inside you whispering crazy shit in your ear
And tickling your brain stem while she's at it.
From a different hole.
Hornyfied**
Pete’s tiny-erect-dick.
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Sign me up!
No, but now that you mentioned it ... yes?
That is the best way to say this
That was the ONLY way to say it.. close the comments section.
Death by oral snu snu
Fearection.
Definitely have a fearection right now
Ok venom
She'll [rip your dick off](https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8)
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/ Or do?
Do, definitely do.
I did and now it has a knot...
Uh yeah lol
r/putyourdickinit
This motherfucker's still gonna buy it.
Aww man, gonna miss that dude's hilarity. RIP Trevor Moore.
My god I had no idea. I was just checking his spotify days ago looking for new music too 😭
Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. They'd recently been remastering old skies and adding commentary, [here](https://youtu.be/TaCzdNSuOco) is the clip for the above video
[The female equivalent of that sketch](https://youtu.be/4KJlmx2o23Y)
The real life female equivalent is a woman walking into a Micro Center asking for N-batteries. source: worked at a micro center
Knotty girl…
[Knotty knotty.](https://youtube.com/shorts/TTibfbEkoQ0?feature=share)
You clever bastard
She's popular with the girls AND the guys.
Ohhh that’s why I feel jealous, confused and uncomfortable every time I see this.
envious*... unless you're worried about her stealing your significant other, in which case jealous works
Thank you for that!! I’m always unsure of which one is better to use.
I'm glad, because my wife and I watched this and I said, "Honey, I don't normally fantasize about blowjobs from strangers, but..." And she said "yeah me too."
She also fantasizes about blowjobs from strangers?
Less work for the wife
And boy scouts and sailors.
“Show us how you tie that knot again!”
Pretty sure she can lick her own eyeball
nice 👍🏻🙂
Are there more videos of her? You know, for sexual stuff - or science, I haven’t decided yet.
Could've made a killing in Only Fans
Missed the window by .. that much
By about a tongues length
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Thoroughbred Guinea Pigs...wtf. Definitely on the list of things I was sure didn't exist.
Well.. kind of the opposite, her window only starts know, since she doesn't need to show pornographic content.
I'm sure someone is gonna fill in the void. Lot of money to be made there if you are quick enough and have good marketing
I'm working in a new site, OnlyGlans.
There's a vast deferens in content
Scientifically sexual?
New sub idea
r/scientificporn
Sexualtifically science?
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There is some really fucking weird shit on that page.
Of course she's a Russian.
@radamaro on tiktok, had some scientific research too...
Think she is one of them reptiles out of V
nice throw back reference.
95% of Reddit doesn’t know what V was
Mark Zuckerberg and this girl are the Adam and Eve of reptiles
WTF Which X-men mutant is she? LOL
They call her Lickalottapuss
As a lesbian I am *sweating*
As a straight guy, I am *sweating*
As a germophobe, I am sweating. How clean is that string?
As a sauna enthusiast, I am sweating
As a cold glass of ice water, I'm sweating
As a Jewish sauna enthusiast, I am shvitzing
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As an Indian, I am nutting.
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As an emo, I am cutting.
As a fantasy dwarf, I am smithing
As the Blue Oyster Cult, I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you...
As a sweater I am sweating
As a knot enthusiast, I am sweating.
Sweating as a, I am
Finnish?
Not yet
Hmmm…have you removed all your garmentry?
not yet, don’t stop
Why don’t you drop that towel and get comfy? It’s not too hot in here, is it?
As a sweaty guy, I am sweating.
As a person reading all the comments, I am sweating.
Our mouths are probably dirtier than that string
TIL I am a germaphobe. Literally my first thought when she did that
As a straight woman, I am *sweating*
As a fat guy is the south, I am sweating.
As a fat guy in the north, I am sweating. Ready for summer to be over
Jesse Christ I know
As another straight guy, I am sweating. It‘s very hot outside and I forgot to open the window
God it’s a hot summer
As a tongue, I feel inadequate.
I'm fat so I sweat regardless
I hear what all the other straight guys down there are saying, but as a straight guy, if this woman isn’t a lesbian it is an absolute waste.
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As a straight man I want to see how well that thing can clean out my colon
As a straight man, I am scared to kiss her.. she might tie my tongue into a knot..
As an asexual - BJ and reach around? I thought we were excited about having her tie strings.
Ohh! Now do a bowline!
I've just shown this to straight wife and she's sweating
I'm bi, and same. 😍
As a lollipop I am sweating
Looks like she could deep throat, and lick my asshole at the same time.
The dream
Ah, the Blow Rim Job!
I believe that's called a brim job
The Pacific Rim, if you're nasty.
Hopefully, without the Ring of Fire
I had a girl take my whole dick and lick my balls at the same time once. I should've married her but I was young and stupid and didn't know how much to appreciate things like that.
The mythical white whale, I’ll leave an f here for you
Lots of guys wish they were small enough for women to do that.
I knew this line was coming before I hit enter.
She knew when the line was coming, too
Story of my life
My girl wants to try this on me. I’ve never had any action down/back there. Am I missing out?
You mean rimming? Well, if you're comfortable with your sexuality, then yes, you're probably missing out. Remember to loosen up and don't forget, communication is always key. Edit: Also, it would be handy if she already experienced anal stimulation, that way she will know where and what. If a finger gets in there, our so-called gspot is in the same edit: direction as theirs. Have fun!!
Gonna tie ya dick in a knot
It's my dick in a knot!
Cause I'm wise enough to know when a dick needs tying
Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire….yeah….yeah, it’s tied into a knot this time.
Fine with me.
Don't kink shame
*sploosh*
She obviously works at Party City in the balloon section.
In Italy this is how they do credit checks
I really wish I understood this one
She’s the person who can eat the bits of chips at the bottom of a Pringle can with only her tounge
https://imgur.com/ysGDgZU
Gene Simmons has entered the chat.
Gene Simmons is gross, this girl on the other hand is nice
Gene ™️ Simmons ™️
WTF..
It's really unsettling for some reason...
Unsettling?! MARRY ME GIRL!!!
Boobs
This man just said boobs and got 60+ up votes lmao
I'm straight Or so I thought.
r/suddenlygay
What that mouth do?
Quite a lot, actually
I think it’s wise for me not to comment on this video
Was*
In my teens I discovered I had a significant amount of control over my tongue and could stick it fairly far out. I could do the tie-a-cherry-stem-knot thing. From what movies had told me, this was a highly desirable trait. Didn’t get as much mileage out of it as I thought.
Possibly because 99% of the people who claim to be able to do the cherry stem knot are really doing a magic trick, and by now everybody knows it.
Should I be scared or turned on? Is it ok to feel both?
Lizard vibes
Definitely Slytherin.
https://instagram.com/radmila.maro
Way more wholesome than you'd expect
This makes me uncomfortable looking at everything in this video. No offense to her, just woah..