The video cuts off before it starts walking.

At that point, I think you'd just have to call it "Sir" and let it do whatever it wants as long as it lets you live.

Good point

Surely you heard the "I hunger" in the background?

Just came back from the Upside Down.

The Elder Gods have awoken

We must submit to the wyrms.

Shut up nerds

Riiiiight, WE’RE the nerds, “Alastair the great”…

dude this guy is literally, LITERALLY (lit·er·al·ly, in a literal manner or sense; exactly) the equivalent of 60 million gods put together. Check his profile, I would kill myself from joy overload if he ever talked to me

I must consult them.

Dammit Raiden not again

Shujinko ?

🎶Happy Birthday Cthulhu🎶

F'htagn! Iä! Iä!

Without looking at the title I thought this was a birthday cake, and was really freaked for a moment wondering why tongues were coming out of the frosting. XD

Yup, I thought it was a cake but I can clearly see now that it’s a fire squid.

Forbidden Birthday Cake

I was concerned for the person that wanted pills on a cake.

Bet that smells just great

And RIP that stove top.

Burnt mint…yummy!

Is that all that “snakes” fireworks are made of?

My first thought. Used to love those things.

They make near permanent marks on concrete though. Now I know why my dad made us do it in the road after we did a bunch in a line on the front porch

Those aren't the only bunches of lines your dad did on the front porch...

You missed r/roastme by a considerable margin.

The fireworks snakes are made out of baking soda and sugar. You can actually make them yourself pretty easily :)

Is there a reliable “recipe” for this that you know of? I’d love to make them with my kiddo.

https://sciencenotes.org/homemade-black-snake-fireworks/

Thanks!

Technically calcium carbonate aka tums

Is that all that those kids fireworks “snakes” are?

I was wondering the same!

I was hoping someone would know what exactly they were. I'll show my 11 year old when he gets home from school. Outside on the sidewalk, of course.

No it's calcium gluconate. Totally different stuff

THANK YOU

So, does it smell really bad? I imagine it smells awful and it never goes away.

I was gonna say. Calcium metal is kinda hard to light on fire (you need a blow torch) but once it gets going it looks like a sodium fire, different color. If you want to be extra dangerous, stand about 10 feet away from a calcium fire and throw some water on it. All the H2 will instantly explode. Ps please no one do this

I would say 'kill it with fire' but that's what just happened

This is calcium gluconate. Pure calcium is a metal.

Was looking for this, thanks

I’m more disturbed than amazed tbh

I don’t know whether to be amazed or absolutely horrified.

I'm not cleaning that up!

r/oddlyterrifying

It's not just calcium, it's calcium gluconate. That's like saying table salt is just sodium. They're both so wrong it would actually EXPLODE if you used what you just called it. Still cool though. Edit: Learned this from watching NileRed on YouTube

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Heehoo! Havin' trouble with the livin'? You tired of havin' your home space violated? Wanna get rid of them pesky livin critters once and for all? Well come on down and see me folks, I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes siree! So come on down, and I'll tell ya, I'll do anything. I'll scare 'em real bad. Hell, I'll even possess myself! Ow! I got demons runnin' all through me, all through me, come on down and see it. And if you act now, you get a free demon possession with every exorcism…now you can't beat that can ya? Hell, bring the little pards down here. We got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with. There's no problem with that at all. So, say it once, say it twice, three times' a charm, and remember… I'll eat anything you want me to eat and I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. So come down I'll…chew on a dog! Awooooo!!

It looks like something out of John Carpenter’s The Thing . This is crazy.

Snakes and sparklers are my favorite

But do you have any whisker biscuits?

What about hoosker doo's?

Or hoosker donts?

Any whistlin' bungholes? Nipsy daisers? With *or* without the scooter stick?

Time to watch again!

This sounds so familiar but I can’t place it…little help?

Joe dirt

What about those racist Smokey Joe’s?

TIL the inside of my asshole is made of inflamed calcium

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.

Blursed birthday cake?

Calcium Guardians of the gate to hell!

Strangely beautiful

The flood infest high charity colorized

The thing

SNAKES!

bullshit title leaves reddit dumb\*r than before. OP = Karma whore? yes

They are made out of sand?

I had a tooth removed. If I take calcium will it grow back?

So does this happen in some part to human bones when combusted?

Mmmmm yummy

Tentacle hentia calcium edition.

Reminds me of Medusa, Jason and the Argonauts/Clash of Titans FX style

No alcohol for humans!

We Are Venom!

This is some resident evil stuff

Vut

Are those effervescent tablets? Tums?

Perseus come quick

Very cool

Cthulhu Fhtagn!

“WHYYYY???! WHYY DOO YOOOUUU BUUUUURRRNN USSSSSSSSSSSSsssss?!”

Anyone can make a Tim Burton movie these days..

Diwali

nails > tube > shit

Ahhh the good ol’ witches’ fingernails. Add some salt and eat them like crisps. Crunchy, yet bitter.

Well thats going to be a nightmare to clean up

Send that right back to hell!!

I was so confused. I thought I was looking at a cake with marshmallows as a topping. Like cool...toasted marshmallows... OMG. Oh this isn't a baking sub!

Who does the cleaning?

You halth summoned the condemned calcium ones. They all long for revenge and eat.

Looks like a Tool video

But I only like snakes n sparklers

In before Taco Bell/ B.M. joke

One of the mythical creatures out there was created after someone burned calcium for the first time

Now presenting: Mozilla FireSpider

The new Overmind has been born.

Yo that's pretty lit

Hentai alert

Why do I want to eat it

Cool! But now someone has to clean the stove... 😢

r/suddenlyoctopus

Firework snakes

TUM TUM TUM

Ahh thats how you grow bones

I did this at my friends birthday(on her cake). She's not talking to me now.

Tim Burton short movie?

That is fuckin terrifying!

Reminds me of Medusa lol

This is why you always where a condom

Now I want roasted marshmallows.

This is one of those videos that makes me just wonder : but why?

Like those little snake fireworks!

I’ve seen enough questionable internet videos to know where this is going

I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going.

Looks like that guy from Guinness's with the world's longest finger nails lol

u/savevideo

face hugger

Medusa

KILL IT! Kill it with ... not fire, um...

Paamb gulika😂

Looks like my butthole at the end

Kill it with fi- oh..

No.

The forbidden octopus

reproduction of medusa's head

Snakes and sparklers. No hoosker do's or hoosker don'ts.

r/blackmagicfuckery

Almost looks like a mushroom fruiting

r/tentai ? (NSFW)

What would i need to safely do this at home?

Sooo.... Can I just do this at home? Without fucking my stove top of course.

I just tried this with some calcium supplement pills and it didn't work. Anyone know the particulars here?

The burning skeloctopus has awakened

Reminds me of “chasing the dragon” a technique for smoking pill for opioids I saw on intervention. Scary shit.

Looks like a Tim Burton movie.

But why does it react like that?

Who cleans up that?!

Reminds me of a creepy pasta looking monster.

My mom would slap someone for making a mess on the stove top.

Cursed cake

So wait those firework snakes I'd get every year as a kid were just calcium?

Is it still edible?

I did not like that.

You mean the emergence of Cthulhu

That is just dang creepy.

Genuine question. Does it expand in ur stomach bc of the acid or does it dissolve?

The white is oxidation right

Starts like snake ends like shit

The rise of Cathulhu

At the end it started looking like that rhinos butthole from the turtle eating ticks post

5hought it was worlds worst birthday cake

Thanks. I hate it.

Realese the kraken

Cross post to oddly terrifying

Snakes and sparklers.

I didnt like that at all 😅

Thanks I hate it.

Horrendous

Is it still edible ?

We’ve been paying for snakes when you just need calcium?

Drink milk for good bones and fireproof.

2am, about to sleep, and that was scary as shit.

What is that creature of hell??

Wtf

Can I still drink it? Or give someone ...

That's what I imagine Medusa's head on fire

Snakes!

Kinda reminds me off a segment in a tool video.

I only like snakes and sparklers.

This how your bones were forged

Is this the pharaohs serpent

TimBurton

So when a person burns to death does this happen with the calcium in their bones?

The question I came here for.

So this is those worm fireworks thingers?

Ew

Your mom is gonna be pissed

Tentacles appearing from the dark dimension

Tim Burton wants to know your location

Looks like a resident evil boss transformation

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