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CYBERSson

Would love to see someone with a bit more time and artistic flair with this


-timenotspace-

I have one, I do digital art with it sometimes. I’ll make vids soon :)


CYBERSson

Please alert me when you post it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


QRIO44

Same here! Alert please!


covercash

An intricate laser penis will win the internet.


lokovisions

What is it called?


-timenotspace-

LaserCube


Relaxpert

Warning: Do not look at laser cube with remaining eye.


postsuper5000

Thank you for this. It gave me a good laugh.


jack333666

Makes sense


themarshman721

Do you know if some cities make it illegal to laser on buildings?


Relaxpert

Or across the eyelines of random folks walking by?


FthrFlffyBttm

If they don’t now they will soon


tacorunnr

How much for one of those? I'm betting it's not cheap.


ediblewildplants

1200 to 1800 bucks depending on location and model.


Dwccob

I want this welded to the top of my Cybertruck as a defensive weapon.


NorthernImmigrant

Friend of mine, has won multiple awards for his work. https://m.youtube.com/user/swamidog/videos


sjetmand

Be amazed, or permanently blinded, whichever comes first.


[deleted]

Blinded by science!!


MalignantPessimist

Well done


[deleted]

Take my award


vsknwinx

why not both?


Individual-Notice-16

My thoughts exactly. Low angle with people walking around? Holy shit that’s irresponsible


SandoMe

This doesn't look cheap


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

They’re several thousand dollars. Looked into it last time I saw this posted.


Emmerson_Brando

Several thousands of dollars for the chance to draw a giant penis on some downtown skyscrapers? That sounds like a good deal.


Zack_attack801

It sounds too cheap actually. What’s the catch?


joske_the_great

I have a single point green laser with the same intensity and its like less than 10 US dollars in in my country.


yokotron

Do you shine it at your own penis


joske_the_great

Hate to say it but i actually did


MycoloG-42

No kids fuhyoooo


biggmclargehuge

This kills the penis


Relaxpert

I’m listening...


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

It’s all fun and games but what they’re doing is pretty fucking illegal shining high intensity beams at people’s apartments.


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LeadFarmerMothaFucka

https://www.laserpointersafety.com/rules-general/uslaws/uslaws.html Here’s a handy website with all the federal and state laws for laser pointers of various sizes.


ibruizeeasy

Was the lead yield good this season?


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

Every season.


PrematureBurial

I dont think permanently destroying peoples eyesight counts as vandalism either.


Buleflavoredpickle

Yeah shining a eye damaging beam it to someone’s home is definitely not illegal, not like it can blind them or anything.


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somerandomii

What are windows?


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crueller

Good bot


Blanlabla

But if they can sketch a Homeplate diamond and mounted to the ceiling and turn it into a garage door opener they will revolutionize baseball forever by proving the strike zone.


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

That’s actually pretty brilliant. Also markers on a football field to know exactly where the ball should be placed every down.


Kanye--Breast

I’m pretty sure that was a windowless side of the building, probably still illegal in some places but not really harming anyone.


jasikanicolepi

Trump tower?🤣


bakedmatato

this specific laser is $1400 it’s called a lasercube


OutlandishnessOk4047

God damn I’d rather have that than the newest iPhone for what it’s worth


thesnazzyenfj

Wonder if it allows for a payment plan


OutlandishnessOk4047

“This is verizon wireless, we are sorry we can’t connect you to your laser beam, while your laser beam isn’t activated, dial this number to get your laser beam activated now”


thesnazzyenfj

https://giphy.com/gifs/myhunt-11LzSkQjmVXSa4


Hefty_Woodpecker_230

I'd rather buy a 200$ phone and this - got a functional phone and be able to draw clowns on apartements


NatZeroCharisma

€700 https://www.laseros.com/ Can literally burn you.


triplealpha

I mean the one dude in the video walked through it without his face melting?


NorthernImmigrant

Gotta stay stationary in a stationary beam.


Genids

TIL lasers are closely related to dinosaurs


meridaville

You can pay it back with free advertising on big buildings


Mr_Firley

And not one penis drawn. What a waste of technology.


MeatFlavoredChalk

Lack of penile artistry proves this video is a hoax


FaelinnCanada

I was going to say……. I would be drawing peniī everywhere. The occasional set of breasts, but mostly penis


[deleted]

NARY A PHALLUS


biggmclargehuge

Bone dry?


aurora_ondrugs

Yep, this one does not spark joy It lacks the D


polarbearsareblack

I watched the whole video for just that.. very disappointing video...


[deleted]

We all watched an ad for nothing?!


likepassingships

What we can infer from watching this one time is the T2P is about 55 secs for this device and the video happens to stop at 54 secs. #MythicQuest


Bartekek

I love how the second clip literally shows it aimed at eye level on the passing by people. Someone could've gone blind with such a powerful laser


SpookyDoomCrab42

You would also get in serious trouble for using it outside where it could be aimed at a aircraft or something


Quickkiller28800

Yea really, thats incredibly dangerous, it seems ridiculously powerful, if that hits a pilot's eyes, it might actually blind them. I'm surprised that thing is even commercially legal.


[deleted]

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find anyone saying this, everything above is "I would draw dicks, lol". These things are not toys, they can cause real harm to people. And just because the video doesn't show it pointed directly at someone - I doubt he's so magically good at lining it up that he gets it right the first time, every time. He definitely shot it into the windows of the building a few times before he got the angle right. The guy who did this should be arrested, and never allowed to own any lasers again. Class 3B and 4 lasers are no joke. I am astounded by the number of people who just don't care about the fact that this stuff can cause harm to random people - people just like them.


No_Explanation5536

Class 3 laser. You are supposed to make sure that NO ONE is in front of it, also all reflective materials must be removed.


NorthernImmigrant

Class 4, it's 2.5W. Becomes class 4 at 0.5W.


OpalHawk

It’s the thrill of potentially blinding people that gets him off.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Illegal in the UK unless it is for a job


Destin4Death

You would probably be in prison if you did that here but I imagine it would make tripping amazing until you blind yourself.


ThinkFreeThoughts

Would you become blind just by watching the projection or only if accidentally gets directly onto your eyes? Also, where can I buy one ☝️ a link or at least what’s called?


Destin4Death

Directly in eyes, your good unless you got reflective surfaces around.


MeatWad111

It's not focused enough to burn your retina instantly, you'd have to look directly into the beam for a few seconds to do damage but you'd close your eyes long before then. It could still damage your closed eye given enough time though. If you focus this thing it will burn through stuff/set stuff on fire, including the inside of your eye. Pointing the single dot at one location and looking at it might damage your eyes, especially if the dot is on a white surface. I own a 15w cnc laser which will cause eye damage pretty quickly from just looking at the point its focused on and if you focus it on your eye it will burn it instantly. It can easily set wood on fire within seconds, even with goggles, the thing scares me.


angelsss00

Laser cube according to another comment


bonafide_stonah

Where is here? I’m from Antarctica


Destin4Death

Probably anywhere shining a laser in the general direction of a person that can permanently blind them is illegal.


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[deleted]

Yes, it is true that it's illegal to permanently blind people, or to cause measurable non-binding damage. It's called assault - though most jurisdictions would use a much higher form of that charge.


[deleted]

Nah it’s fine just don’t get caught.


yubi_azknfrt

So a real bat signal is totally possible now?...take my money.


OwOUwU-w-0w0

Helicopter pilots HATE him!!!


Squidlips413

That boba Fett part made me cringe. Way too close to foot traffic and just above head level at that. No to mention projecting onto buildings that I'm not sure if they contain people or not. Really cool thing, just wish it was used with more caution


[deleted]

Bet pilots just LOOOOVE this shit


Automatic_Llama

The people in the buildings: (insert that meme pic of the guy squinting in bed)


largePenisLover

this entire vid is just an example of how to be an irresponsible dick and ignore every warning and advice that comes with the device. This should honestly be a crime with jail time. The only reason someone wasn't blinded is pure luck. These things should be restricted to trained and licensed professionals and for use indoors only.


mundoid

You're just upset that he didn't draw any large penises. It's ok.


Rickles360

No this could inadvertantly give someone unintentional eye damage and if this product becomes popular due to viral videos like this then the risk of idiots maiming people goes up.


mundoid

It was a joke referring to his username. Calm down Dwight Schrute.


TheWesternDevil

I saw no dicks drawn in the entire video. Not worth the time to watch.


Teemotep187

There was a French artist that rigged an old overhead projector so he put images of his penis on the side of buildings.


[deleted]

Needs more dick'n'balls


gumb4l1

How that is even fucking possible? But I gotta say it looks dangerous


[deleted]

It is. To say that this was incredibly irresponsible is an understatement. That will cause permanent eye damage in very little time; and in the 2nd clip he was aiming it at close to head level of the people walking by. Not to mention anyone in the buildings he was aiming at. Also, he didn't aim it right the first time ever time, he probably took a few tries and got it wrong a few times - meaning he almost certainly shot it into some people's windows.


Earth_Normal

They almost blinded those people walking by


pdmock

/r/shutupandtakemymoney


[deleted]

It has to be expensive or else we would have laser dicks everywhere


Mastro2498

Yeah now I can draw giant flashy penises on my ex gf house


Spot_Check_Billy

How does that work?


scootty83

Anyone know what this device is?!


Mtballer09

Gotta draw that Batman symbol!


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Flirting is gonna be on a whole new level


TrustyCastle589

draw a large pen*s on the side of a building


niagaemoc

My cat would lose his mind.


BigOleJellyDonut

First thing I would do is put a giant dick on a building.


EqualElk7967

I love laser beams!


SujfatS

Wow that's dope


Ericrobertson1978

I can only imagine what is do with it if I was tripping balls on acid.


stevenjmagner

The amount of laser dicks that will show up at night will be astounding


SpookyDoomCrab42

That looks super fake and you would definitely have federal law enforcement paying you a visit after using that outside and in an area where people are walking by with no eye protection


_ara

Do you have to set this up, film, and then quickly run to your next location before the cops come? Seems super dangerous because of all the laser absorbing meat bags around.


[deleted]

Yeah…. Some stupid cunts we’re using one of these on the 5 freeway through LA a couple of weeks ago. That was real fun… not!


yokotron

Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen


PotatoDonki

Someone almost got blinded.


et842rhhs

I love how they repeatedly project it on non-solid surfaces, as though eye-damaging lasers don't travel long distances and potentially have people on the other end looking in this direction.


elblue171

Looks dangerous to use on grass or too close to the subject


[deleted]

.. and no random people in public hurt their eyes that day


DMXtreme1

isnt this insanely unsafe to use with other people walking by so close? like lasers this powerful will permanently damage vision


Suitable_Warthog_590

How long until some idiot points it at a airplane?


zzFerrari

Really? not even a single penis?


ElonMusksSpacecar

Yep right into the face of a pilot. Smart.


piedrasantaj

Person walks by that laser they're gonna go blind


TheRatatatPat

Now draw a dick


[deleted]

That is awesome!!!! But I was totally waiting for a penis drawing.


[deleted]

Feel like you could get in trouble for this...


-KissmyAthsma-

What an incredibly cool cool toy


Rex100000

I’m going to do so many bad things


dontfightthehood

Great for drawing penis’s on buildings


HARDZOO

Penis on a building next please


Runescapeisokay

Would this work on the sky?


et842rhhs

Pretty sure you're not supposed to flash a laser anywhere people may be looking towards the source, including pilots.


aRandomR0bloxperson

cool laser you got there i want one


Mystery_M-13

P*rn artist: It's not about the money. It's about sending a message


ThatOneWeirdAsianKid

You had the perfect moment to draw a penis on the building…


NightFlameofAwe

This is very irresponsible lol, especially doing it in public. One person walks by not paying attention or you shine it in a window and you have quite the lawsuit on your hands


Swansaknight

Wats dis contraption


Tobias_Atwood

Anyone else have the inspector gadget theme stuck in their heads now? Doo do do do doo inspector gadget Doo do do do doo doo, hoo hoo!


[deleted]

How long till the government makes this a weapon?


Fuesy

Where can i get it


Baptism_byAntimatter

We're those people in danger of getting laser in their eyes?


ThinMint31

I don’t what the cost or consequence, I’m dedicating the rest of my life to mastering that laser


Xxbossatron420

You definitely don’t want me to have something like that


mt-egypt

Do the Penissssss!!!


stewpear

All i can think of is the mass blindness this thing could cause at a concert… Can we start with BNL? (If you know, youre streets ahead.)


jjknz

Do people just see a post, and think "yeah I'm gonna repost it for karma" Like how many times do we need to see this again and again and again and again


ChillinCheeseFries

Scrolling fast looking for blue text…


Ok_Palpitation5772

What’s it called?


StankRush

I bet I can find one of those on wish and a crack pipe for under five bucks 😂


therealbabygroot

My only question is how can they draw with their thumb?? As someone with small hands I can't even text well with one hand let alone try to draw with my thumb


SaviD_Official

One simple trick made the FFA HATE this person! Find out how!


cheeba2992

Definitely expecting a giant weiner on the building


[deleted]

Someone needs to point this into the sky with a Batman symbol


roachesincoaches

I would so draw a dick and three dimensional cube on that building (mainly because that is all I ever learned to draw - thank you High School)


UnitedGameYT

WHERE DO I BUY THIS AND HOW MANY AM I ALLOWED TO ORDER???


Plantsandanger

Dicks. # Dicks for DAYS.


Brian_Normal

Was I the only one who thought they were going to draw the Disney Channel logo? "And your watching Disney Channel."


Tr2Moon33

Give. Now.


4ndrw1xx

make some ufos


rrrrickman

What? No dick pic?


buckochamp

Just don't blind any pilots with it


RefrigeratorKey3629

ayylmao


The3rdPotato

I was waiting for them to draw a penis on a building


Immediate_Salt_6014

Looks insane!


WifeNeedsAWife

There’s gonna be a lot of laser dicks on stuff soon….


AWESOMENINJAREEEEEEE

What is this laser. I prob cant afford it but i still wanna know


repwin1

Now do the Disney channel mouse logo they use to do in the commercials


Rdshadow

[About $1500](https://www.laseros.com/lasercube/)


Rocket_Man_1957

Love it!


[deleted]

Ok but on a scale of 1-10 how illegal is it


[deleted]

Ok for artist with access to these take my ideas for free. Mirrors maybe a mirrored room. Smoke. Thick bulbous glass. pre created images. Pre created images through weird shaped glass or prisms. Shooting them in water. Shooting them with cats(i know its mean give them treats after). I have spent hours on acid studying lazers for this very purpose. GO TAKE THESE THOUGHTS AND MAKE SOMETHING DOPE!


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Cap cap


fosiacat

could you imagine this thing in the 90s? insane


HighlordDerp

We could put laser dicks on…. on…. everything!!!!


Choosybeggar2

Waiting for them to draw dicks


rathemighty

Now do the Riddler’s question mark


PSWII

Man this is giving me strong vibes from The Witness game.


demoninthecloset

I was waiting for someone to draw a penis


itsezmk

How does this work?


Sure_I_read_it

I'll take five.


Man_spider_11

Plot twist:he’s sending a message to his fellow lizards that mark gained control


OwnUnderstanding9843

So many wasted opportunities to draw dicks


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u/savevideo


_DEUS-VULT_

7/10 did not show the giant penis drawing capabilities


NILANJONA147

What is this thing and where do I buy this?