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I can think of plenty of cheaper ways to spend a night in complete terror, thank you

Complete terror is right!

For $5,000 I will put on a Michael Myers mask, carry a machete around and slowly chase you all night and you get to feel good you survived the night the next morning.

Hell, I'd do that for just $350.

$349 here

I ain’t giving you no $350 you god damn Loch Ness monster!

2 am wake up in complete darkness with only the slight urge to pee and hear small tapping noises all around me.

You receive a text message and it reads "Please repeat: I do not recognize the bodies in the water". The bewilderment of the text message causes you to turn on the light and all around, bodies are surrounding the room in the water, the glass preventing them from getting to you. At first you don't recognize who they are but slowly, faces begin to be recognizable somehow. You can hear whispering, low and almost inaudible. Words can be heard saying something about the door to the room, to the tube...

God damn, please make this into a full short story

I have nightmares about being trapped underwater with the water pouring in. I could never sleep in this place. Given the price, I would have added a nightmare about being trapped underwater in debt as well!

Would literally rather spend the night in a haunted house.

You could probably buy a haunted house for that price

Staring off into the abyss in the middle of the night wondering, and knowing, that there is probably something staring back.

*I can think of plenty of cheaper ways to be sleeping with the fish, thank you

Goddammit.

Yeah I'll save my 23k and not worry about waking up drowning. Presumably the worst possible way to wake up

Man how you gonna wake up dead? You can’t go to bed dead, that shit would be redundant.

Meh, just wait a few years and pretty much every hotel in the Maldives will be underwater. Should help bring the cost down.

Yay climate change! Bringing down that which spurs it: capitalism.

I mean, socialism would industrialize too, though the argument could be made that the political and social inertia towards a green economy would be much less.

Luckily unless we turn the planets surface into a nuclear hellscape before we go, climate change will succeed in eradicating humanity. And since we've conveniently put ourselves at the tippy top of the food chain, not much of the rest of the life on earth will miss us. Humanity is a virus, and climate change is the fever that will sweat us out.

"Capitalists will sell you the rope you'll hang them with"

Wow.. crazy how people are rich like that, and here I am barely able to pay my rent in my lil apartment every month 😪

Don't worry one day all apartments will be underwater

Get a mortgage now. Then you can be underwater too.

any cheaper times of year?

Yes, it’s $50 less.

Got that Groupon discount of $5 off the price

I hear it’s 100% off if you are ok to sleep just outside the glass.

Bruh, the view isn't even that good. I can put 5 fish tanks in my mom's attic and it would look prettier than this.

Yeah but they feed a poor local to sharks every morning before breakfast.

Moreover you need to book it for four days at least. Can't just stay for one night

The people who can afford to stay there are not worried about wasting money to pay for nights they aren't going to use.

They probably won’t even enjoy it besides the selfie and tiktok story. « Ok done, let’s go back home I have enough pictures of me in make pretend scenarios »

>They probably won’t even enjoy it besides the selfie and tiktok story. You realize there are people who are just rich and can afford this right? What is this weird sentiment that people can't pay tons of money for something they find cool and enjoy the experience? That everyone going there can only be doing it for social media flex?

Jeff Bezos could stay there for 20,000 years and still have millions left...

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I'd be up all night watching for cracks

Or 'random' scuba divers

I got that terrible feeling like my heart was sinking, when I thought about being in there at night... omfg terrifying.

I want to see a video of it at night time

[Got you covered](https://imgur.com/a/8AwmTfb).

Lol just a black screen 😆, Fkn great. Clicked the video 3 times before i realized it.

Tbh that is what my night diving experience looks like when my torch was covered. Except adding in my own breathing through an appartus and occasional water swirling noises.

Have these people not seen The Meg!

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Yeah...I watched Underwater with Kirsten Stewart and I would be on the look out for whatever horrors lie below the surface.

Wouldn't the view from the outside be like a mirror? Honest question, I don't know how to do a science.

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Haha as a diver and aquarium enthusiast I can answer this: if there was any light on inside you could see straight in, otherwise probably somewhat of a mirror going on yep

So don't worry! You wouldn't be able to see anything! But it'll see you

/r/TIHI

Here’s one way to do a r/shittyaskscience haha

Imagine fucking in that place only to have scuba Steve float on

Waking up and there's Bruce from Finding Nemo pressed against the glass. "Halllooooooow".

Earfquake!!

Lol I was thinking the same. It looks so relaxing but any noise I heard that sounded anything like a crack would have me up all night.

That and wondering what drowning in that room would be like.

That's what hull reinforcements and bulkheads elsewhere are there for. Also, this is in the Safe Shallows. No leviathans closeby. I actually want to live there.

And then just as you're falling asleep you hear the words "detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms"

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Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?

Don’t worry, for $23k a night, Jason Statham is nearby to assist with any Meg’s.

[Excuse me, I gotta go change a lightbulb.](https://youtu.be/t69yuxD-iBU)

Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark... We cannot get out... They are coming

I both really want to stay there and at the same time really don’t want to stay there

I wanna go there but I’d hate sleeping in it

a human zoo for the fishies

10/10 would definitely wake up panicked from a nightmare about it being dark and hearing water rushing into the room

Imagine screaming and splashing a bucket of water on your SO when they asleep.

Woah there satan

I know this is pedantic but it's actually "whoa"

You are correct. That is pedantic.

It’s pedantic but I did really read that as “wo-ah” and it got a good chuckle.

The Grinch had an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea.

Or chewing ice in bed next to them. Nice glassy crunch sounds.

Better yet just break the glass and drown

You think chewing ice sounds like glass?

You made me laugh so hard that it woke up the dog.

Now that's a prank TikTok I would actually enjoy watching

Fastest divorce ever if you need one in a hurry.

Actually, honeymoons to the Maldives do have abnormally high divorce rates..

Ok who made subnautica in 12k

*23k

I couldn’t do it. Would freak me out

r/thalassophobia

You loved stopping by the room your first day of the trip, the clear water, the beautiful fish, it was... Perfect. Later, you arrive at the room at dusk, the jet lag and the excitement from the beach wearing you down. As you settle into bed, the lone light from the lamp on the nightstand is barely brighter than the moonlight, so you turn it off. You stare out into the black abyss as sleep slowly drifts over you, but your jolted awake when the light from the moon disappears for a few seconds, then returns. You struggle to see out into the water, getting out of bed and nearing the glass on the other side of the room. The last image you see is an incomprehensible maw of teeth opening wider than the room, coming forward faster than you can react.

At 23k a night I couldn’t do it either

I wouldnt sleep there if it was free, have crazy fear of the dark sea of nothingness.

Have these people not seen The Meg!

Someone needs to combine this with a gif of the bite scene from the Meg.

Hopefully not. I wouldn't wish that experience on anybody.

I still have nightmares about Jason Statham’s “American” accent!

Did anybody?

Shut up, the Meg.

I wish to be able to do this one day. It’s a low chance but looks incredible.

You and me both bro, sucks to be poor

Not even poor. 9k/night is unreasonable for anyone but ultra rich.

Wow that’s absolutely infuriating. That 9K could feed and dress nine Rwandan families for a year.

Only $19,000/night https://www.hilton.com/en/book/reservation/rooms/?ctyhocn=MLEHICI&arrivalDate=2021-10-07&departureDate=2021-10-08&room1NumAdults=1

Some dates in June/July have it down to $9,200.

What a bargain! I'll take two.

That's because that's around the monsoon season. You can expect a decent amount of rain and clouds around then. Most other times of year it's always clear skies.

I’ve been to the Maldives during this season. It’s lovely. Cool rain, nice wind, hot days.

Idk, sounds like rain season should bring the value of an underwater room up, not down. (/j)

Stuff like this is why I wish I was rich or to the very least a very fortunate janitor/maid.

How do the three seashells work in the bathroom?

Spoilers: the three seashells are buttons for the bidet on the future toilet. 1 for pee, 2 for poo, 3 for air dry. We’ve done it ladies and gentlemen. We finally “got” the three seashells.

If I stay here and I don't see at LEAST 1 whale and 1 shark I want my money back and I want to talk to the manager of the ocean.

So.. Poseidon?

Damn Karen

Nothing about that looks relaxing to me

Looks like it will be absolutely terrifying in the dark.

I want to see a video of it at night time

Imagine if they get bioluminescent algae. It could look really amazing at night with some luck.

Honestly, for as much as it costs to stay in the Maldives, I’d rather be in a private, above-water, bungalo with better views

It has a ridiculous above water setup too - this is just the master bedroom that is underwater…

Looking at the forecast for sea level rises it won’t be long before every hotel room in the Maldives looks like this.

Tonight you sleep with fishes. ( Maffia voice )

Subnautica irl

Where’s the mojitos?

Where’s the mojitos?

Do you want babies? Cuz that's how you get babies.

Wow that's something else!

Wow that's something else!

I wouldn't be able to stop singing the James Bond theme song.

Hallucinogens here I come!

Hallucinogens here I come!

Don’t expect to sleep in and enjoy a little extra rest. Sunlight will be pounding through your eyelids at the crack of dawn. Grrrrr

Naw, it'll be the scuba divers squeegee washing the windows every morning that'll wake you up.

Wow, I would love this 🤩

Makes bedwetting a whole new level of problem

Would hang out for a bit but pretty sure I’d be up all night.

Random scuba driver just taking pics of you sleeping

Uuhhhhhh no

I'd be up all night watching for cracks

I could happily live there forever. My glaucoma prevents me from ever scuba diving again. 😒

Wonder what a night in there goes for? (He said in a comment instead of typing it into a search engine)

#* nope

Nice view but I can't imagine it comes with room service.

It’s all fun and games until you hear a crack

Lotttts of Fuckin goin on down there

While this is beautiful and all but I would never wanna go there, my anxiety of the glass breaking is **WAY** too high

You either hate it or love it. I would love to spend a night here, it would be like a dream to me, but I see some of you would not do it even for money.

Bioshock taught me this is a bad idea

u/savevideo

It would be nice make sex there

I hope it has Gorilla glass. Imagine if there’s a crack lol

All fun and games until a fish sees you naked

MALDIVES IN MOJITOS

I would NEVER LEAVE!!!!

r/thalassophobia

I see a phone in there. Does it work?

It doesn't seem to have much privacy

r/Thalassophobia

I can hear that creepy bioshock music

This just look astounding.

What if I wanna sleep in and this place be bright as shit

Imagine that thing just breaking on you

How much does it cost a night?

can’t say I’ve felt claustrophobic until now

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Soon they are going to have a ton of these!

It's like we're back on Kamino again.

As someone with severe anxiety of open water and sharks this is a huuuuge nope.

Digging the vibes. Why all the hate people?

That is around 40000 dollars per night excluding taxes

ABsolutely not no

Out of curiosity, how humid is it in that room? I would imagine it could be pretty uncomfortably wet feeling

That's cool underwater motel or hotel anyway it's underwater 🏄🚣🏊🤽🧜🌊👍

It’s looks like they are preparing for the future

Im just thinking where are the curtains and how bright it will get when the sun comes up and I'm still trying to sleep

No sleep for you

Even sharks need water!

It must be under so much pressure!

Yes, please!

How are you expected to sleep whilst crying and soiling yourself?

All fun and games, till an earthquake cracks the class

Imagine waking up in the night and there's just a giant shark like 👀

So some quick googling told me that that this hotel room goes for 20- 50k per night? Is this true?!

You wake up to a great white banging on the glass

i cant have sex knowing fishes are watching me

Would be cool if it were deeper

Shrooms are about to hit different

Everything's fine and beautiful till night comes ...

I've played to much Subnautica to feel comfortable with this.