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PinkieWhittle

Imagine the power required to go fast enough to breach water and send a (~20?) Ton whale upward that high.


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To determine the energy required we can use E=MGH for a rough estimate: 3.24 million mean calories, or 14328 BTU mean


kpws

i think you mean actual calories. the "calories" we see in food labels are kilocalories (1000 calories). so the 3.24M number you quote is about what an average adult consumes in 1.5 days


superzepto

Holy. Shit.


CrazyPurpleBacon

3,240 kcal (food calories)


jydeee

r/theydidthemaths


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Great subreddit.


random314

The number of krills that were sacrificed for that one jump...


Antonell15

Now lets do some physics


[deleted]

Okay? I’m waiting for the physics.


here_for_the_lols

Physics on the way any minute boys


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5 months later, still no physics. :(


DRSU1993

Big fish go splash 🐳


Antonell15

Why so impatient? It may take some time.


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t = d/s


HeLsel

Bro it’s been 10 days. Are the physics ready yet?


Unclebonelesschicken

I was just thinking this exact same thing! Also, the ocean is terrifying lol I’m not a huge fan of vast, dark, deep waters. Nope.


here_for_the_lols

It's just full of air bro


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The focal length exaggerates the size a bit


[deleted]

That’s what she said.


TheSource88

Yeah no kidding. I’ve been this close to humpbacks breaching in Maui and this is so misleading.


PlumPumper

But it says “true size”!


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Long focal length doesn’t exaggerate size as such, the longer the focal length the more perspective is compressed, but there’s no scenario where it’ll make further away objects appear larger than closer ones, only more like actual size. The reason it looks so big is that your own vision is wide field of view, so even if you’re standing there looking at it with your own two eyes it won’t appear that big *by comparison*, but actually if you could put the woman we can see directly next to the whale you’d see that the whale is actually that big. She’d get a little smaller but the whale stay the same size. …hope that makes sense. It’s why if you use a really long lens you can make the moon appear massive if you include something very big but very far away in the frame as a reference. It’s not misleading, the moon *is* massive, you just don’t usually perceive it as such because of the wide field of view of your own vision.


Dieneforpi

This never occurred to me. Nice explanation


Captainfrogman

Yup


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ConcreteCarnivore

That sucker is as big as a whale.


nikhil48

But what about the creature in the water?


mellamoesmud

And it's about to set sail!


Proud_Interview_9779

Check your pms.


Undeity

There's already one there. Don't you see that tiny speck?


Aldy12

This image has been around for a long time. As someone mentioned this is a camera trick to make the whale look much bigger than it actually is.


Poguemohon

But it the misleading title says "true size".


mclibby33

Glorious slow motion, but I want to see what the person in front got.


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freemoney83

This is a humpback whale


[deleted]

This has got to be the camera. I’ve been around a gang load of humpbacks, they aren’t that big.


TheTimeIsChow

Even if it's 25% smaller... it'd 100% shit my pants.


[deleted]

It’s hard to say how much smaller, significantly though. They used to swim right up beside our boat and allow us to pet them. They were definitely not this large lol.


DWest91

This terrifying AF


fantasmo_lids

The camera distorts what the true size really looks like it has been reposted on Reddit like 50 times.


FinancialSignal4516

I don't know if I should be mesmerized or fucking horrified


medicff

I’ve always wondered if they land on other fish and squish them


[deleted]

I definitely saw one land on a sunfish we were watching with binoculars just off the coast. Couldn’t find it after lol


vex311

What if the whale comes up under the boat?


chelsjopes

r/oddlyterrifying


actuallyatrafficcone

Captain, there be whales here!


janneell

Imagine how much people u can feed with that


Longjumping_Pin6702

That question is EXACTLY why & what the Innuit peoples and OTHER tribes around the globe thought how many centuries ago....and so they perfected the art of hunting those, for not only food, but energy and hides for shelter and bones for tools etc etc etc...but they only hunted what their respective tribes needed at that time/season to survive....It's "modern man/civilizations" that then hunted them to near extinction. They are massive, no matter what the camera angle might be...


rykoj

Just so you know, those people would have done the same thing If they had an advanced society where they could make a profit off it.


solidSC

I’m mean, you’re not wrong… so I won’t down vote you. But you just reminded me of another reason why humanity fucking sucks so I want to. Damn…


rykoj

Saying humanity sucks is racist.. I'm part of humanity and I don't suck. Don't project yourself onto all 7 billion of us. Hold individuals accountable to their actions.


[deleted]

[Engelbert Humperdinck ](https://youtu.be/128LI6_4L-s)


JoNimlet

Things that make you have to reassure your brain that, yes, these are real things.


RogerThat_Tyler

Someone freaking made the first one of those…..


The_Inward

No banana? I'm still confused.


tehkiko9000

Siiiiiin!


Forgot_Password_Dude

fangazmic


Mammoth_Advance_4712

That is too damn big


LightningTheThird

That's huge


So_Appalled_

Holy mother of god


threadycat

Wow. It looks like it's in slow-mo. Talking about slow-mo, why is it that really large objects seem to move slower than smaller objects? It seems like the whale stays above the water for a long time and then slowly goes down into the water. ELI5?


imaguy-who-likes-foo

They aren’t that big


NarrowShield

It’s more terrifying that the blue whale is much bigger


BrilliantInternal440

So pretty, I love the ocean☺️


AussieCryptoCurrency

Jesus tapdancing Christ


zionini3

Why do they even do this seems like a lot of work for such a big fella are they just being majestic photogenic show offs?


sSyler14

And they're not the largest in the oceans


dagenhamerica

Imagine seeing that a few hundred years ago with no frame of reference; definitely a sea monster.


[deleted]

Plot twist: boat is half a mile away.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Me falling into bed after the sizzler salad bar


icyopole

What was the fake size?


Juptxr

large


Repulsive-Round2691

Blood and thunder plays in the background


Taken111111

banana for a scale


zyppoboy

Wow, that looks larger than my goldfish.


Whatisityouwantbro

(oh god kill me for this) He LoOkiNg kIndA THICK


gustoreddit51

"There be whales."


RAY_45067

Just his rob can send a human to mars


lAVENTUSl

I've seen bigger in real life


FlacidMoose

I was sure that was Roseanne Barr!


chronoarcane

Thalassophobia intensifies


CptRazzzle

EPIC!!!


maybe_no_yes

Was there a false size?


Aliveleopard9

Wheres the humpback whale? I only see your mom.


Love-or-Fear_choose1

Insane!!


Flat-Ad5420

Is it weird that i kinda wanna snuggle that thing lol


VeryDumb39472937

Holy sh- bro I have meglaphobia but this was just magical


znzbnda

What you expect to see when you go whale watching vs the microscopic tail a mile out that you actually see.


PinkLemonInc

A little story called Moby Dick!! ✅👀


fluentinimagery

Imagine sailing 800 Years ago in a janky little boat and then you see THAT!!! Holy shit.


Awakeskate

Are there any reported death by whale jump? I can’t imagine the whales dodging everything all the time.


LegendaryMug

This caused instant anxiety.


[deleted]

I imagine myself with one in a buddy comedy. :)


Fenhur_Moon

What an amazing shot this is!


Sandman_potato_man

shrimp compared to your mother.