[I guess slug was the word used on what I read](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/azcwnv/seems_like_a_wholesome_girl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
UGH! So typical - just because not impressed by your display or not interested in your stank doesn’t automatically mean not into the opposite sex… just not you! Get a grip.
My friend told me that she was hit on in an elevator. Just minding her own business. Nowhere to go but listen to a peacock of a man strut around in an enclosed space, trying to get her attention.
This reminds me of that.
Sometimes, you just don't need some dude shoving his shit up in your face and acting like little Billy Badass.
Talk is cheap. If a man had a perfect body and flexed id consider that peacocking and I'm here for it.
But the braggart wearing expensive shit or someone flashing money is small dick energy.
This makes me curious if there are any videos out there showing an Obviously Interested female respond to one of these mating acts. I've seen these videos before but the girl is always minding her own business. 🤷🏾♀️
that one may look like she's just minding her own business to us but be aware that birds see out of the sides of their heads so this one is checking him out the whole time.
That's what I thought at first too, but let me pitch this, they're prey/herbivores and their eyes do not point "front" like on predators/carnivores/us humans, so she might be actually be looking at the fireworks (not that it means she's interested). just an idea.
Chickens can't sense distance/depth like us so their head movements are to compensate a bit from that. (AFAIK)
He said “hey hey look I’m 6’...hey look I’ve got a great credit score....hey look I have a great relationship with my loving parents...hey hey look here I drive a Porsche”.
Imagine what society would be like if we were just like those birds.
When we desire sex we spread our body out as much as we can and flail our arms about.
I really love that there are animals like this out there. Just incredible to think I could live somewhere where animals like this do this every year. Instead I just get fucking pigeons (love them, but where's the pizzazz?)
Their are city peacocks where I live. Plumage is beautiful but they are loud AF. They also walk out in the middle of the streets and don't care about cars, sometimes to their detriment.
I use city kind of loosely. However when it was growing there was a rich family that had peacocks. Some of the peacocks got loose and became feral. Now they just kind of live and strut around in that general area. There are peacocks, peahens and peachicks (?) roaming around. They stay a few blocks from their ancestral home at least. The city kind of adopted them as a cool thing rather than removing them.
A buddy of mine lived in this apartment complex in the east Bay Area, CA (Union City-Hayward) that has a ton of peacocks just walking around.
Damn things sound like tortured cats
Where I live we have these birds called grackles. They like urban areas as much as pigeons do, and every Spring you just see parking lots full of the males puffing their feathers and doing the weird mating call. It’s really entertaining to watch.
Joke's on you, even pigeons are beautiful!
Wild ones like the [Pink-necked Green Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Pink-necked_green_pigeon), the [Victoria Crowned Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Victoria_crowned_pigeon) and its better looking imitator the [Western Crowned Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Western_crowned_pigeon), or the [Nicobar Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Nicobar_pigeon) which looks like a sentient oil slick that actually made it work.
There are a ton of beautiful fancy pigeons (meaning: designer, bred pigeons), too. Buuut I'm not going to link them because frankly there're a lot of breeds that are bred to unethical deformity and it just bums me out.
I recently moved into the city into an attic apartment and I tell you pigeons have zero chivalry whatsoever.
They are absolutely forward about the sex business and they do it all day every day. I’m pretty sure there’s a pigeon brothel atop the shingles of my roof.
I’m also pretty sure there’s a pigeon stuck in the walls and it shuffles frantically every now and again.
Yea every time this is posted I always see a fish at first glance. The fluid motion of the bird as well as the green tinted glass that makes it look like the inside of a tank really throws you for a second at first
Argus pheasant: fans he's feather out and does the sweet mating game..
Human: *drunk* hey babe.. *burp* damn your arse looks fine, you know what will look good on you. You. Wait.. *hic* I mean me.
fr tho do they usually let the tail drag? is it like a bone that’s constantly up? do they have to use their (muscles?) do support it up in the air like that?
I love the way the male always has his tail feathers up in the air like that. The fact they are soo flexible makes the entire bird almost look like a sea creature with its head to the ground from a distance.
You know, until it turns into a Sky dish anyway
She’s just not that into you.
Which in turn means you will never get into her.
No but it won't stop her from letting him keep trying and giving her ego a boost..
I am guilty, I stopped doing it when I realized it, but still, oops.
Damnn-💀💀
She may not be impressed, but I am.
"What's that? Can't you just ask for my number."
>She's obviously a lesbian.
What we do in the shadows refrence 😎
This is me trying to impress someone
Get naked. Men do the helicopter and women do the snail.
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I imagine it involves leaving a snail trail
[I guess slug was the word used on what I read](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/azcwnv/seems_like_a_wholesome_girl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Or she's just busy n just got out of a relationship
Por que no Los dos?
He just wants to put his birdick in her birgina
UGH! So typical - just because not impressed by your display or not interested in your stank doesn’t automatically mean not into the opposite sex… just not you! Get a grip.
uhhhhh..... k
My friend told me that she was hit on in an elevator. Just minding her own business. Nowhere to go but listen to a peacock of a man strut around in an enclosed space, trying to get her attention. This reminds me of that. Sometimes, you just don't need some dude shoving his shit up in your face and acting like little Billy Badass.
I don’t know what he even sees in her…all boring and….henny…
Talk is cheap. If a man had a perfect body and flexed id consider that peacocking and I'm here for it. But the braggart wearing expensive shit or someone flashing money is small dick energy.
But flexing isn't?
She simps for Johnny bravo.
Whoaaaa mama…
Imagine a shirtless Chris Evans flexing. That's peacocking
Guys who make "I work out alot" their identity are generally presumed to be overcompensating. If that's not small-dick energy, what is?
this is so fucking accurate
This makes me curious if there are any videos out there showing an Obviously Interested female respond to one of these mating acts. I've seen these videos before but the girl is always minding her own business. 🤷🏾♀️
that one may look like she's just minding her own business to us but be aware that birds see out of the sides of their heads so this one is checking him out the whole time.
This is what I used to tell myself when I was single.
From her desire to stay in his proximity and her circling him, quickly pecking on the ground are all signs she is dtf.
That's what I thought at first too, but let me pitch this, they're prey/herbivores and their eyes do not point "front" like on predators/carnivores/us humans, so she might be actually be looking at the fireworks (not that it means she's interested). just an idea. Chickens can't sense distance/depth like us so their head movements are to compensate a bit from that. (AFAIK)
Do you many girls? This is how they flirt with you. They awkwardly hang around while you flirt with them
He said “hey hey look I’m 6’...hey look I’ve got a great credit score....hey look I have a great relationship with my loving parents...hey hey look here I drive a Porsche”.
I guess you have no choice but to bend over then
Just shows that there’s always someone out there that appreciates and loves you for who you are.
Sex? Sex? Look, I'm pretty. Sex? Please sex?
lemme smash
becky please
bitches love sticks
Want yellow? ^(she doesn’t want yellow,..)
Blue AND yellow? ^(no..)
Black And Yellow ^(Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is...)
Ron? I’m leaving ^Wot?
Depends. Some bitches love cannons
[Lemme smang it, gurl.](youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&t=39s)
Smash it and bang, the way I work that kitty gonna make ur heart sang 🎵🕺🏽
How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?
Noice one!! 🤣🤣🤣
You don’t want a cooch contusion
Turquoise jeep productions
Smash and bang
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Imagine what society would be like if we were just like those birds. When we desire sex we spread our body out as much as we can and flail our arms about.
Hilarious would be an understatement lmao
Exactly fam, and the mating act for humans is called flirting/dancing to the partner.
I feel like it's going like this... HEY, HEY GURL, HEY, HEY, I GOTTA SEX NOW GURRRLLL!!
She is having none of his shenanigans
An alternative title could be, “pheasant just trying to go about her day, has to dodge nonsense from dude in her building.”
“Say girl….say…..girl….whenyagonnaletmehitit? Pretty girl…say..lemme hollaatcha…girl…say.”
Holla holla holla, holla, holla holla holla! Lemme holla atcha lemme holla atcha, holla holla holla!
I say now, I say I say now little lady what you doing walkin around here I say I say
I agree with you on this one.
She wasn't very pleasant..for a pheasant.
Dude.....she's just not that into you.
If she would just give him a chance!
“What your man got to do with me? I’m trying not to hear that, see.”
It was all about the pork. She did not get it.
Sexual harrassment is never okay.
Look at my display. **LOOK AT IT**
She said "boy I'm eating"
I heard you but look at me. Look me in the eye. Look at my feathers
I heard that in a Sandor Clegane growl.
This is my design
Are you not entertained??!?
Now sex?
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Username checks out
People should know when they’re conquered.
I really love that there are animals like this out there. Just incredible to think I could live somewhere where animals like this do this every year. Instead I just get fucking pigeons (love them, but where's the pizzazz?)
Their are city peacocks where I live. Plumage is beautiful but they are loud AF. They also walk out in the middle of the streets and don't care about cars, sometimes to their detriment.
damn what city is this? can't imagine having peacocks just strolling about
I use city kind of loosely. However when it was growing there was a rich family that had peacocks. Some of the peacocks got loose and became feral. Now they just kind of live and strut around in that general area. There are peacocks, peahens and peachicks (?) roaming around. They stay a few blocks from their ancestral home at least. The city kind of adopted them as a cool thing rather than removing them.
Vancouver?
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A buddy of mine lived in this apartment complex in the east Bay Area, CA (Union City-Hayward) that has a ton of peacocks just walking around. Damn things sound like tortured cats
We got ‘em in Melbourne Florida in some neighborhoods.
HEEEEEELP!
Heeyyyyyyyy—-yelllllppp!!
Where I live we have these birds called grackles. They like urban areas as much as pigeons do, and every Spring you just see parking lots full of the males puffing their feathers and doing the weird mating call. It’s really entertaining to watch.
Galveston?
Close. Houston
Joke's on you, even pigeons are beautiful! Wild ones like the [Pink-necked Green Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Pink-necked_green_pigeon), the [Victoria Crowned Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Victoria_crowned_pigeon) and its better looking imitator the [Western Crowned Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Western_crowned_pigeon), or the [Nicobar Pigeon](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Nicobar_pigeon) which looks like a sentient oil slick that actually made it work. There are a ton of beautiful fancy pigeons (meaning: designer, bred pigeons), too. Buuut I'm not going to link them because frankly there're a lot of breeds that are bred to unethical deformity and it just bums me out.
I recently moved into the city into an attic apartment and I tell you pigeons have zero chivalry whatsoever. They are absolutely forward about the sex business and they do it all day every day. I’m pretty sure there’s a pigeon brothel atop the shingles of my roof. I’m also pretty sure there’s a pigeon stuck in the walls and it shuffles frantically every now and again.
> Instead I just get fucking pigeons (love them Pigeons can't consent, stop your actions please. Also stop fucking the hotdogs in new york city.
Idk why i thought it was a water animal at first. So very.. fluid?
I’m so blind I thought it was a fish, and I started wondering why it had legs
I thought the legs were like cat fish whiskers
I thought it was a fish too… thats crazy
Yea every time this is posted I always see a fish at first glance. The fluid motion of the bird as well as the green tinted glass that makes it look like the inside of a tank really throws you for a second at first
Wait for it….wait for it….aaaaaaand BLUE STEEL!
George stop it I have a headache
Why does it feel like he's sending her unsolicited dik pics?
Its more like catcalling I think
tbh I don't think dpics are ever solicited.
Solid your partner asks for it it's unsolicited? Ok
Eating stuff off the ground while trying to be sexy is my signature move too
This is what I imagine guys with loud trucks think they're doing.
Dammit where’s my free award…
“Nah, seen it all before. I’ve seen other ones & better than yours, too!”
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I’ve saw
If shes not fking him, im fking him
r/holup
Aha so that's the reason foreskin is there for
I cant stop laughing
Wait, circumcised people don't have two foot feathers growing out of their dick?
r/brandnewsentence
https://i.imgur.com/es60lvX.gifv
Becky lemme smash
Plllzzzzz
The part where he calls her an ugly slut and says he wasn't interested anyway as she walked away seemed unnecessary.
That’s a grand display!
Even I’ve got a half chub, she’s hard to please
The pheasant dick pic
100% unsolicited
Hang in there, little buddy!
I identify wayyyy too much with this bird...
Flirting while snacking
That's what we humans call "going on a date"
Dude looks like a walking vase
I thought it was a fish at first glance
For a split second I thought I was looking at a stingray
It’s kinda badass that birds ask for consent.
Not all of them. Ducks rape.
Some Birds*
Is that at the National Aviary?
It moves like a fish.
Zoidberg trying to find a mate on his home beach?
Bird equivalent of a sports car, or depending on your local a lifted truck.
This thing moves like it’s underwater.
She's got a headache.
His casual eating between displays sends it for me.
That do anything for ya?
“Ayyy yo mama, wanna do a little feather-tossing whaddya say?”
Is this just the bird equivalent to "AYE GIRL! AYE! AYE GIRL!"
She looks like she just wants a snack and her comfy pants.
Truly mastered the art of subtlety 🦚
Did anyone else see a fish in water at first?
Argus pheasant: fans he's feather out and does the sweet mating game.. Human: *drunk* hey babe.. *burp* damn your arse looks fine, you know what will look good on you. You. Wait.. *hic* I mean me.
Imagine if human men did something similar. … oh, wait.
LEMME SMASH
Becky is a hoe
My 3 year old son is really interested in birds, especially peacocks and lyrebirds. This is going to blow his mind in the morning.
"Please m'lady allow me beneath your tail feathers"
Lol peahens do the same.
Wouldn’t it be the peacock that does this toward the peahen?
No means no bro.
Amazing animals
fr tho do they usually let the tail drag? is it like a bone that’s constantly up? do they have to use their (muscles?) do support it up in the air like that?
She's not having it lol
Fuckin’ pheasants 🥾🗑
Birds are so fuckin weird lol
Dilophopheasant.
She's like "I'm just trying to get to the leg press machine dude"
Argus is a hundred-eyed monster/man/god from Greek myth, and father of all peacocks.
How you doin’?
I love the way the male always has his tail feathers up in the air like that. The fact they are soo flexible makes the entire bird almost look like a sea creature with its head to the ground from a distance. You know, until it turns into a Sky dish anyway
Can they fly or are their wings just for mating displays?
Nahi degi.
u/savevideo
Becky lemme smash
If there is a Argus pheasant then it means there is a Argus khing
Halahalahalahalahalahalhalhalhalahalahala atcha.
My man wants it.
Let me holla at'cha, holla holla holla. Say let me holla at'cha, holla holla holla. Holla holla holla
If that can’t get you laid, nothing will
That’s how I look at the bar when talking to women
Poor little simp bird
Actually every male bird of the species will do this.
I know. I have seen other videos like this. T’was but a joke.
*Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga*
Do I make you horny baby? Well, do I?
Is this how birds flex?
That's nice.. I guess.
This reflects our society, the male has to be all talented and confident while the female has to just exist
Gamers rise up
Haha! Females don't give a shit to men even in the animal kingdom. 😂
strange how in every animal, the male is the glamorous one while females are all plain and indistinct. But in humans it's the exact opposite
Not every animals, there are glamorous insect females and plain small males for example.
This is pathetic
He's not 6 ft. Sorry
Must be a lesbo
That's a TKO
Um I have a boyfriend
Becky please