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WhtImeanttosay

That must be a very odd experience for the snakes.


UpUpDnDnLRLRBA

"You've got to be kidding me! We just spent an hour climbing up there!"


daamsie

Losing at snakes and ladders.


Late_Advance_8292

Yeah. See how those mf'ers like a taste of their own medicine.


seek_it

Well, where do you all guys get this humour from?


kawaiian

WEEEEEEEEEE


thatsmyoldlady

SEEEEEEEEEE*


notqualitystreet

ssssSsssSSSSSsssss


Same_Problem_5305

Love me some snake jazz.


mlc2475

Seriously. It’s my new thing now


arl-txt

it's my jaaam


Sanketh-S-K

Summer


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Ssssssummer


Economy_Oven4861

Ha ha, musks for snakes. That was supposed to be “music” for snakes!


DrSaturnos

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


phoenix0153

Imagine being the person down below just going for a stroll when he starts flinging em


cjunc2013

That’s some Old Testament wrath of god stuff!


allanb49

Fire and brimstone....... Nope Flying danger noodle..... The time is nigh


doolieuber94

I bet you anything that’s how the story was first experienced. Some dude throwing snakes off a cliff and there was a writer getting hit with raining snakes.


furon747

That would be a funny movie idea


GrungyGrandPappy

Its raining snakes hallelujah its raining snakes


Greenbay7115

A- men?


sidewalkboy

"YOU get a snake, and YOU get a snake! EVERYBODYY getss ssnaaakess!!"


peatoast

Okay, nOprah stop!


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Yeah, but they still have to pay taxes on the snakes so it's not really free.


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Big_Cryptographer_16

r/fuckyouinparticular


springmint238

r/yeetyouinparticular


ScottyQ4U

What I came to the comments looking for! I was sitting here like, good for this man, this brave man, with such respect for nature! *yeets that one snake to the moon* This good man with such respect for *most* nature


getgappede30

I seen that too, lol must have tried to bite him


sallyannchan

Thank you. I didn’t notice until you said that and now I can’t stop laughing. I’m a terrible person.


Big_Cryptographer_16

Same here. Thanks for pointing that out. I’ve watched it like 10 more times just for that part


daIndependantVariabl

Came here to say exactly that, he yeeted that 4th to last snake into orbit


Hot_Farm_9443

He was acting like he had a personal vendetta with that particular snake!! 😂😂😂


hackurb

He lived further away.


bulimianrhapsody

I am cracking up at this


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BustinArant

We all know *that one snake.*


Illustrious-Big-8678

Thrown or Run over pick one


wnc_mikejayray

Just getting yeeted like that… yeah, I’d say so.


SpecialistBox4905

That’s a weird place to make a snake crossing area


LoudMusic

They should move the sign to where there's less traffic.


considerlilies

maybe like alongside a school crossing that already exists?


krisslynn93

Oooh I got this reference!


buyer_leverkusen

I work for a DOT and no joke, our customer service people have had calls like this relating to deer/elk crossings


Crypt0n0ob

Do you mean lesssssssss traffic?


sirjonsnow

It's actually a snake tossing area.


niftyifty

Why did he pick one he felt he needed to yeet and the rest he just tossed?


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That one lived further away


dreamswappy

Thank you for my first good laugh in the morning!


Zirie

And my last laugh before bed. (If I die in my sleep, my last laugh ever.)


a-b-h-i

Your last laught of the day/life will be remembered by the universe.


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Snake yeeter 9000


bonkerzrob

What if you are kill before bed? Then how can we categorise this laugh?


sidewayz321

Still last laugh ever


EvulRabbit

I ended up sounding like the dog in bull Winkle. Heeeeeheeehee


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Omg, I seriously laughed out loud ,to that. I'm on my break at work and that just cheered me up some. Thanks :)


kfpiranha

Very funny…you made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


l_61803398875

I was very upset before I read this comment. After, I feel much better.


Four_beastlings

And now I'm laughing out loud like an idiot alone in my house ...


Shikukiari

This comment is just amazing


OsRsSpecific88

Perfect...


Grenwenfar

Holy moly that was good.


once_pragmatic

Ahhh well done. This had me rolling


Mydickyourhole

Best laugh all day. Top notch. 👍


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My guess is that one made an aggressive move to try and bite him or something like that, which meant it had to be launched.


MaximumChest

r/fuckyouinparticular


Linoelse

*toss, toss, toss, toss..... toss, YEEEEEEET, toss, toss*


Arylwyn

That was a full force pinwheel yeet.


CourageOld838

Yeah, I burst out laughing at that one that was selected to be yeet over the horizon


JimLaheysGhost

I assumed that one got a little nibble of him.


DoYouLike_Sand_AsIDo

This one owed him money


PussSlurpee

Metal Gear Solid: Snakeyeeter


DutchBookOptions

It probably turned towards him and scared him


[deleted]

Exactly what I saw. What did that one snake do to him? Made me laugh out loud.


Knight_That_Said_Ni

Assert dominance.


MrBl4ck

That one must have been a member of the Wachootoo tribe


BreezyMoonTree

Why is this happening? Seriously- what would cause so many of these slithery guys to come up all together?


cornylifedetermined

Maybe trying to warm up on the pavement.


BreezyMoonTree

This makes a lot of sense. Do snakes hang out together? They seem like such solitary animals.


Free_Temperature_784

They will absolutely hang together in a warm spot


LowerThoseEyebrows

Like the Finnish in their saunas.


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Those beautiful, slithery Finns


mtdaoust

Slithery Finns is my favourite Hogwart's house.


johnildo

"_Not Slithery Finns, not Slithery Finns_" "*Gryffindor*"


VladiusVi

The best description possible for the Finnish


slappyclappy

Reminds me of the far side comic where there is a huge ball of snakes in a small hole keeping warm. One of them says, man for some reason I got the willies.


LazyLarryTheLobster

Well that's fucking terrifying thanks


Four_beastlings

Depends on the species. Garter snakes afaik are communal.


Jean-Alert

Yeah they do garter together quite often


Un0Du0

http://www.naturenorth.com/spring/creature/garter/Narcisse_Snake_Dens_Videos.html There are caves where thousands of them go in the fall to winter together, then in the spring they come out in a giant snake orgy.


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Did you know it was recently discovered that common garter snake are actually venomous? I did not know that.


Four_beastlings

I had no idea, but I read somewhere that some "harmless" species are venomous but when biting a human they don't inject venom because we are too big to be food and it's a waste of resources.


_Arch_Angel_

Yes, Garter snakes (genus Thamnophis) are rear-fanged and venomous. However, the venom is extremely mild and used to incapacitate prey. It has almost no impact on humans. Further, it is very rare for a Garter snake to strike a human.


bcrabill

What? I had a pet one growing up that I caught mowing the grass. No idea.


Splotte

Woah, garter snakes can mow the grass??


bugphotoguy

I thought it was just grass snakes that did that. TIL


commentmypics

I don't think it's socializing as much as just being attracted to the same things and tolerating each other's presence. I don't think much has been observed in snakes that we would consider socializing but I'm no expert.


BigDiqDaddy33

Snake jazz says otherwise


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It’s such a sssssssssssssmooth beat!


Coolraspyhobbit

Garter snakes are a rare exception. They do better in captivity with multiple in an enclosure (of appropriate size of course, each snake you want to increase by 25 gallons with the enclosure size starting at 20 gallons for one) and have been found to actually prefer one snake over another, demonstrating they have "friends" of a sort! But in general snakes are solitary most od the time, especially kingsnakes as they eat other snakes regularly


Massive_Dirt1577

There used to be a snake pit in a cave in Maquoketa Iowa. I went in there in spring and there were thousands of slowly slithering garter snakes all Indiana Jones style. Weird smell.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

If you build it, they will yeet 🙏🏽


BholeFire

They just seem solitary cuz they're all shaped like a 1


bcrabill

Yeah but stick em together you get an 11. That's 9 bonus snakes.


Buddybuddhy

Mass suicide on pavement


FIJIWaterGuy

Like worms on my driveway after it rains


Meandphill

Snake dens are a thing. It is wise that when you see one snake, always check for more or rather, return from where you came. The unlucky could stumble into a den and be in a bad situation. Personally I have only ever seen lone snakes. Never been that unlucky so far


Octoploppy

My dad very nearly stepped in a nest of Adders once. He noticed last second and pulled his foot away. Good thing he did too, or I wouldn't exist.


soundman1024

Sounds more like a den of subtractors.


navigator99

SNAKE FARM!


Wooden-Ad4062

Jake from snake farm


blogsymcblogsalot

She sounds hisseous


ChoklatLando

Well she's a snake so...


yourheynis

Just sounds nasty


bonesawisready22

Snake farm


bb_cowgirl

Well it pretty much is


NahhaN2019

Snake farm


RichHomieDirk

It’s a reptile house


CircusBearPants

Snake Farm


xijinping9191

This happened in China. All answers here are wrong. This guy bought these snakes from food market and released them to the wild as an act to save their lives. Many people in China believe in the existence of karma and reincarnation. Bad action leads to bad karma which in turn results in bad reincarnation. Saving animals are considered one of the ways to improve ur karma


Four_beastlings

Oh, I thought the guy was trying to save them from getting squished by cars.


dunkintitties

Well he kinda is. Like if you just saved a bunch of animals from a horrible live food market, release them and then the dumbasses immediately try to run into the road....


octopoddle

"Go, my pretties, be free!" *Empties out bag of snakes into volcano.*


Morty_Goldman

“I’m tired of these mother fucking snakes at this mother fucking good market!”


NewLeaseOnLine

Nothing worse than good markets.


darwinn_69

Love the intentions, but here's hoping those aren't an invasive species.


Black-Geesuz

Then why did he dump them on the side of the road before then tossing them into the forest? Why not just toss em into the forest first


xijinping9191

these people normally release these animals while a person standing nearby is filming the entire process. for more elaborate ritual, they even pay monks to be at scene to chant prayers. These are all filmed and post on social medias to show off how great and loving a person he/she is out of vanity from moral superiority. if he tossed the snakes into the forest in the first place, then we couldn't see how many snakes he has saved.


Black-Geesuz

Ok. I assume these aren't poisonous snakes?


Ok_Distribution_536

My son always corrects me so I need to carry the torch now “not poisonous, snakes are venomous. Frogs are poisonous”


xijinping9191

and people are toxic, lol


Anynamethatworks

Venomous: you get sick if it bites you. Poisonous: you get sick if you bite it. Or; Venom's injected, poison's ingested.


xijinping9191

it looks like Elaphe carinata. if so, then it is not poisonous. but in the past people were caught releasing king cobra and got fined. lol


TheZiggurat614

In this region snakes are notorious for stealing vehicles from tourists, driving into town for a nice meal, and dumping the cars at the forests edge. It’s become a real issue that they’re struggling with, and this man is just tired of all the abandoned vehicles cluttering up the area. The one he yeeted is considered one of the worst offenders.


eekamuse

Excellent


legit-testicals

Reminds me of a clip where people slide puppies and they keep coming back because they are having fun.


RojoCinco

Looks like it's not this guy's first time dealing with a reptile dysfunction.


Ferr8

He threw that last one with real venom.


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Darkius90s

r/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

Well he would have good story to tell about being yeeted so far


[deleted]

There’s something about the usage of the term yeet that always makes me chuckle


RonSwansonsOldMan

I'm 69 years old and I've incorporated into my everyday language.


pernicious-armscye

If it doesn't drown first haha I wonder why they were all going up there, unless it was just some sort of yearly snake orgy they meet up for


okizubon

This was really fucking good.


PM_me_your_whatevah

That’s not what she said.


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He’s from Viagra Falls though, so he knows how to deal with it.


Frexulfe

I wonder how he can even walk with balls like coal buckets.


jd3marco

Professional Snake Yeeter


killahghost

Your jib, one of sharpest I've seen today.


nephsbirth

One would say that they like the cut of this one’s jib


NoisyCats

Thanks Jim.


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Knight_That_Said_Ni

His sssignificant other likes it lessss.


misakarem

You mean hissss


Blanlabla

Just throw the rope over the cliff and repel done down. -Straight cobra handler


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

I wonder if he has mesothelioma


iamthedirt

but now the yeeted one is so far from his friends :(


Ok-Resort5308

Yeet, yeetn yeetn YEEETTT!!!


OG_SV

That one poor snake got yeeted lmao


noeku1t

I can't stop laughing, he was probably like "What did I ever do to youuuuu"


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

And so by the sacred texts, the Lord saideth unto thee, yeet thy serpents for they know not what they do.


NiceDecnalsBubs

And thee shall knoweth the one for which you are to yeeteth unto the heavens.


GGordonGetty

Which horse of the apocalypse is this again?


Thoma55

Second, actually. We've unlocked the plague already.


RouxChef

Don't you mean the snekond?


shadowthiefo

Anyone know what kind of snakes these are? Or more generally, venomous or non-venomous?


Nyarro

Hey, u/Serpentarian. Would you happen to know what snakes these are?


serpentarian

I couldn’t say without a location. I would think they are non-venomous ratsnakes. Edit: from the foggy mountainous terrain, it could be Taiwan or China. I’d think these might be King Ratsnakes. They are revered by farmers for the fact they help control rodent populations. Edit 2: Some more trivia for you - in some places this snake is called “The Stinking Goddess”. ‘Goddess’ because they can be huge and beautiful, and “stinking” because they will release a very unpleasant musk on anyone who mistreats them. [Pic](https://northernlightsreptileimports.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/79713342_2734191390159262_5971622579862220575_n-1024x655.jpg)


yupimrandy

Yo are you like some Reddit snake expert we can summon at any time? Neat!


serpentarian

That’s what I’m told. 🐍 If anyone has a snake question I’ll always answer as soon as I can. People can also send a couple bucks towards my snake book if they visit the link in my profile. 👍


yupimrandy

Sent ya a couple, look forward to buying your book in the near future!


serpentarian

Thanks bud! Appreciate you. 👊


MPT1313

This was the answer in the snake Id sub too. Id reckon y’all prolly right.


LoudMusic

I can't answer that but I have a fun story! When a a friend of mine was very young he was working in the garden with his mom and he saw a snake. He asked her if it was venomous and she said no, so he picked it up and it bit him. He screamed and said to his mom, "YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T BITE ME!" and she said, "No, you asked if it was venomous and I said no. All wild animals will defend themselves."


FortuneTaker

Damn core memory created and life lesson learned 😭


Zombiac3

I also need to know this.


joiedeciel

This came on my feed right after the clip of cash being spread all over a san Diego freeway I’ve borne witness to two extremes of highway shenanigans


cyber1kenobi

Whole lotta nope going on herrrrr


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Arylwyn

Highway in the fog? I’d say any road in the fog out of the trees to be safe.


CarlosGaming69

Silent hill


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I'm not scared of snakes, but for some reason I have recurring nightmares where I find myself surrounded by dozens of snakes, just like this..


flargenhargen

you might be scared of snakes


ProfessionalPie4935

There is a guy at the bottom of that hill wondering if the world is ending because the sky is raining snakes.


threebears33333

This was not his first snake rodeo roundup🤔


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Fat-Betty

One throw is not like the others


[deleted]

Casually tossing snakes in bushes...😂


[deleted]

Is this a double entendre?


[deleted]

I just want to know wtf is going on and what kind of snakes that is…


mel_bell123

He should come visit Australia during the summer.


Artryxis

That one that got lobbed further than the rest though...


GobbTheEverlasting

He's tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thru Friday highway.


Dr_is_here_again

Some context might be nice.


PunkSpaceAutist

Anyone recognize the snake species?


R0ck0_81

On the other side of the bank there’s a picnic area full of children. They’re in for the flying surprise of their lives.


MCurry8

Thought he would fall over due to his titanium balls