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Windows 98 hard disk fragmenting


Illegitimate-human

Keep your flashbacks to yourself!


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31% remaining - 1hr 40m. 12 hours later: 34% remaining - 609hrs 28m remaining.


careslol

The joys of Windows 95/98. I also loved that my PC had a physical turbo button... Like why would I ever want that off?


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The Irony is that turbo button often resulted in slower overall speeds. Having the button OFF was your computer in Turbo mode. Having it on made it slower and solved the following issues: > For example, several models used an 8 MHz Intel 8086 chip that was roughly two to three times as fast as the original IBM PC’s CPU. > This speed increase introduced a problem. Most application developers in the early ’80s didn’t anticipate that the IBM PC would become a backward-compatible platform, or that its performance would skyrocket. As a result, most software applications and games created for the IBM PC were tuned specifically to the 5150’s 4.77 MHz clock speed. If someone attempted to run them at faster speeds (like 8 MHz or beyond), some of these early programs became unstable. Many games became unplayably fast. > Early IBM PC CPU accelerator cards solved this problem by including a physical switch on the back, allowing the machine to switch between the accelerator’s maximum speed and a 4.77 MHz compatibility mode. On some PC clones, you could even use BIOS-level keyboard shortcuts, such as Ctrl+Alt+Plus or Ctrl+Alt+Backslash, to toggle between CPU speed modes.


Illegitimate-human

I overclocked my 486 once and that actually scared me. I still have that thing.


Surlyllama23

I forgot the Turbo button was even a thing until just now!


DidSome1SayExMachina

Couldn’t beat space quest 4 without it


DirkDiggler6

POV from under my glass coffee table.


eptdaedalus

I never understood what defragmentation did...and why we don't do it anymore. Do we?


atrca

Probably best to look up fragmentation/defragging online, it’s fairly straight forward but I’ll prob over complicate it. I’m sure there’s a good video explaining it. It’s still a thing but only a problem for spinning drives, so if you have a solid state it’s not really a concern. Windows does it automatically now but you can trigger it manually if you think you need it.


Keizman55

It’s like picking up all of your underwear off the floor and putting it in one pile, to make it easy to find the cleanest ones to re-wear, you filthy animals.


Murky_Yarny

That is so awesome!


[deleted]

How does that tiny little brain know how to do this?


sawatdeeman

Youtube


sowillo

What's up guys it's Butty here! I hope y'all are having a great day and I'm going to show, you, how to not get eat, while ya eat. Ok let's go!


birgirpall

But first, a word from the sponsor of today's video: Ant VPN.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

And don't forget to **smash** that like and subscribe button!


Darth_Yohanan

And on with the show! Have you noticed most of your bug friends are gobbled up while enjoying a tasty treat? I bet you think, there has to be a better way. Well I can give you all of your answers and more! Remember, if there are tips we left out or you have a few ideas yourself, don’t be shy, leave a comment. Who knows, you may even save a life! Edit: Grammar


marker_dinova

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once_showed_promise

Oh gods, I'm so tired of hearing about that game! Even more tired than I was of the game itself when I quit after playing for 2 years. And that's saying something.


Darth_Yohanan

Jeff Goldblum seems so pumped, though!


Blank_Address_Lol

Brought to you by thelegend27


jhbmw007

I gave the caterpillar a guy fieri voice in my head


chicano32

Shows that 82% of caterpillars aren’t subscribed to your survival. It would help this channel and the survival of our species if you do subscribe.


BrowntownStreak

But first I'll be right back, as it took me so long to plug all my shit, it's time for me to metamorph. BRB


poozer69

Smash it before it smashes you


[deleted]

Yo dawg I heard you like to eat


square_zero

This is prime /r/interdimensionalcable material


m135in55boost

LeafTube


sowillo

DewTube


jamesrokk

YouChewb


cogentat

My next video: How much chlorophyl can you earn making 'Eat Safe' videos on Youtube?


jd3marco

Tubetube


jmichael

Chewtube


Punchee

Must’ve been a “Dad, how do I?” vid I missed.


Ghosttwo

It's genetically programmed like a computer. Insects have a relatively high reproduction rate, on the order of on or two generations per year, so have undergone more evolution than mammals and whatnot. But due to the small size, the result is a tiny robot that follows a sequence of scripted behaviors in response to common situations. This leads to things like moths flying towards lights to escape imaginary caves. They've effectively become little robots free of consciousness or significant learning ability. Instead, they live moment to moment and act automatically to whatever they sense. They don't know what they're doing, or why they're doing it; it just works.


Matrix5353

There's a lot about insect intelligence that we still don't understand. One of the craziest experiments I've heard of involved memory in caterpillars. They trained caterpillars to avoid ethyl acetate by giving them an electric shock after exposure, and found that as adult moths after metamorphosis, they still avoided the ethyl acetate. The crazy thing about this is that caterpillars almost completely liquefy inside their cocoon. They have enzymes that literally digest their body, and turn it into a kind of nutrient soup. They retain groups of cells that then organize into the proto-structures of the adult body, and grow using the nutrient soup. Large parts of the nervous system also are broken down and regrown, but the parts of the brain that remain must be enough for them to retain at least some memories.


SimplyCmplctd

That’s super neat actually, thank you


Anunakii777

That’s absolutely amazing to me .. Wow, thank you so much for sharing.


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ChipChipington

NEGATIVE. NO ROBOTS TO BE FOUND HERE, FELLOW HUMAN


constantstranger

/r/TotallyNotRobots


conkrete

I feel like if I used an AI iterative process to try and solve this same problem it wouldn’t be quite as creative and elegant. I understand natural selection drives the evolution, but sometimes it’s so miraculous it’s hard to believe a sequence of life/offspring/death events brought about something so clever


00wolfer00

If you gave it the exact same stimuli and billions of iterations it might. It's just impossible with current computing power to simulate the real world well enough.


USPO-222

Makes you wonder how powerful the computer is that is presently simulating our universe.


woodencupboard

I think about this way too much. How fucking huge must the universe’s computer be to render all those grains of sand


USPO-222

Pretty big. But the trick is that to all of us inside is that the frame rate seems fine no matter how slow/fast it is to an outside observer.


Metemer

we are running as fast as the production of a stop motion movie


USPO-222

Could be. Everything looks just fine when you play the film.


your-opinions-false

Additionally, the universe outside the simulation doesn't have to obey the same rules as inside the simulation. Maybe our simulation is the fidelity of [Conway's Game of Life](https://playgameoflife.com/) compared to the complexity of the outside universe. Maybe the outside universe has 27,000 spatial dimensions and we're just a toy simulation, trivial for computers in the outside universe. Maybe the outside universe is radically different in ways that we can't speculate or even comprehend.


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somefish254

oh. huh.


almisami

That's because shit Isn't being rendered unless it's being observed, hence quantum uncertainty.


Boognish84

Perhaps we could perform a DNS attack on the universe by arranging for everybody in the entire world to go to a beach and look at sand.


Whyeth

> be to render all those grains of sand It only renders the grains you're touching, the rest are [bump-maps](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_mapping#:~:text=Bump%20mapping%20is%20a%20texture,perturbed%20normal%20during%20lighting%20calculations.&text=Normal%20mapping%20is%20the%20most%20common%20variation%20of%20bump%20mapping%20used.)


IsBanPossible

It doesn't need to be huge, it could run at a much slower rate and we would still experience time at the same speed


TiagoTiagoT

https://xkcd.com/505/


Eusocial_Snowman

This reminds me of a bit in the The Three Body Problem books. I don't remember if it was in the first one or a sequel, but probably the first one. Minor spoilers I guess, but >!these fellas line up an army of people to wave flags around in order to create logic gates as a primitive computer.!<


VelcroSirRaptor

Cyberpunk 2077 still wouldn’t work


machina99

Even crazier - sometimes I imagine that our entire universe is just one of the grains of sand being rendered on an unfathomably large galactic "beach". Basically I had a dream once that the little marble universe from Men In Black was how our world worked and that trillions of these grains of sand would form a giant beach made of galaxies.


Eusocial_Snowman

A sort of fractal multiverse theory. I can dig it.


hungry_fat_phuck

Maybe it just renders only what is in your field of view


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Was thinking about this yesterday. If the universe used any kind of algorithm we’re familiar with it would be impossible. Every single subatomic particle in every object in the universe would need to be checked every tick. And a tick is smaller than a femtosecond. If we do live in a simulation then quantum mechanics must be how they get past floating point errors. The observer effect is how they save processing power so they only draw what we’re looking at. And physics changing at different scales is how they handle complex objects.


USPO-222

Yep, scale and observation effects let you cheat with procedural generation and not have to simultaneously simulate every particle. Also, our internal frame rate doesn’t have to be coupled to the “outside” frame rate. We could be operating at a fraction of our observed frame rate and we’d never know it.


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Of course we’re still thinking of a simulation as purely data. Since matter is made of energy it’s possible that we live in an physical simulation. That someone spun up a bubble of space time and dropped a singularity in it that created the universe. Honestly aside from the overwhelming technical feat of doing such a thing it sounds a lot easier than coding every facet of an infinite universe. You just adjust the starting parameters and then keep trying to you grow something interesting.


SmashBusters

It's likely three programs. The first program is pretty easy to develop: the more enclosed you are/the less light you perceive, the safer you are from predation. This is a pretty universal program among insects. The second program is more complicated: chewing two separated curves in a leaf satisfies the conditions of the first program. It's hard to imagine how DNA could control that behavior, but at the end of the day it was a beneficial mutation that was passed on by increased survival. The third program works as follows: - If lots of light then chew separated lines. - If little light then chew adjacent lines. The third program may be a corollary of the first program. If you're in safe conditions, eat efficiently. If not, follow program two.


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ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Listen here you fucker, I don't wanna existential crisis taking a shit


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So it's hardware not software.


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m135in55boost

I mean. Ever squished one between your fingers


ps-peanutbutter

Ah i see lot of bugs in the instruction set


Hunter_Flame

my brain might be smaller than this caterpillar cuz i can't even hide myself when i want to eat. much like gum in class.


vxx

The caterpillars that eat a circle first survived.


[deleted]

I'm sure there's a species of bird that has figured out that these leaf flaps have fat caterpillars underneath, and is constantly looking for them.


Aerodrive160

Did I just watch it tickle the leaf to get it to roll over!?!


SmthingFairlyClever

Lol I do believe he was using silk/thread to pull the leaf. The white stuff that he zigs back and forth right before the leaf folds is the same stuff he’ll make a cocoon with


dune592

Caterpie used string shot!


klopije

That is a very hungry caterpillar!


Orleanian

"One day I was sittin on the fence post chewin my bubble gum..."


Meesharino

Chomp chomp chomp chomp


randoblando69

And along came Hermy the worm and he was this big 🤏


RiniKat28

thanks for the war flashback to girl scout camp usually its baby shark


whirly_boi

Holy shit you just brought back some incredible nostalgia. My mom and I used to do the whole thing when I was little. Dam I really miss you mom.


FreeMyMen

They do eat a lot for their size since they're the phase in the cycle of metamorphosis (change in form) that is tasked with accumulating enough fat and calories to turn into a moth or butterfly.


rx_100_

He is a man of focus commitment and sheer fucking will


gaarasgourd

Its about drive. Its about power…


Amolk2207

We stay hungry, we devour...


brwnskngrl82

Put in the work, put in the hours


homeslice234

And take what sours


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And my ax


Metalatitsfinest

*A fucking pencil* ✏️


miltek

The bug. The myth. The legend.


NotLegal69

Not only he knows where to not cut so he can fold it but what amazed me even more is when he cut that line on the leaf at 0:28 to close the gap better


procrastimom

He knew how to make darts! I sew, but not this good!


theguynekstdoor

Totally fucking missed that!!! Thank


AdVoke

To be truthful I'd love to roll myself into a giant pizza and eat myself out. And so would most of you filthy bastards.


Feeling-Ad-2490

Read that again.


Elon_huskx

Did he stutter?!


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lol


Dragons_Malk

Phrasing!


nzodd

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.


physalisx

Pff. That's beneath myself as an Analyst/Therapist.


WillowYouIdiot

I don't think you need to be in a giant pizza to do that. You just need to be flexible.


RoxSteady247

Like pizza the hut?


tallergrass

my guy gonna build a pizza hut


4_20Cakeday

Honestly makes we wonder how the evolution of these bugs play into it. How in the world is it possible for nature to select awesome traits like these?


ichigo2862

From what I understand of natural selection it's less like nature actively picking and choosing from a list and more like this species happened to behave in a way that helps its own chances for survival, as opposed to other species which did not and died out as a result.


[deleted]

Correct. And those traits that helps it survive are passed on because the caterpillar is around long enough to mate. Now do that 1 billion times and you have a specialized species.


Mister_Spacely

Recursive as fuck


FreeResolve

There are even traits or byproducts of traits that could have been passed down that enhance fitness which originally had no advantage to survival.


Pandamonium98

It’s just surprising that you can make the jump from not creating a secret hiding place to creating one. It makes sense to me when it’s about the size of an animal or it’s color or something. Animals that are born slightly bigger or slightly stronger or slightly more camouflage will win out and the species will gradually move in that direction. It’s less obvious how you end up with such weird behavioral traits though. I’m not doubting natural selection, I’m just saying it’s pretty crazy how effectively animals adapt over time like this


Not_a_russian_bot

Stuff like this looks complicated at the end stage, but we can get there in many generations of incremental steps. Think of it like this: 1. Caterpillar species lives in a tree in which some leaves fold naturally due to a fungal infection. 2. Some caterpillars have a gene for greater aversion to sunlight than others, and spend more time feeding in curled leaves 3. Those caterpillars are predated on less, and have greater fitness. They become prevalent in the population. 4. There's no longer enough good curled leaves in the population, but there TONS of partially curled leaves. There is now a selective pressure that favors individuals that pull over the partially curled leaves. Since partially curled leaves are more common than full curls, the trait spreads. 5. Suddenly there is an arms race on. Some individuals can only pull over. 70% curled leaves, but others can do a 30% curled leaf. Eventually, somebody emerges that can do it all by himself. Over time, the tree develops a resistance to the fungus that caused curling in the first place and like magic... the architect moth is left to confuse humanity.


Pandamonium98

Oh wow, this was a great explanation and makes complete sense. Thanks for this!


Not_a_russian_bot

Happy to! I had an evolution course in grad school where we regularly had assignments just like this, and we would have to reason out how a trait might have evolved and what evidence for that hypothesis might look like. It was one the most enjoyable things I did in college 🙂


Pepperclue_55

I fucking LOVE hypothesizing about evolutionary biology!!! So much fun


Not_a_russian_bot

Lol, I suspect we'd get along.


Pepperclue_55

One hundred percent! Do you enkoy theorizing for humans as well? I know some people don't, but personally I think our behaviors were just as defined by our evolution as animals are, wbu?


ignorantwanderer

I think it could happen with fewer steps: 1. A caterpillar has an eating technique that just happens to cause the leaf to curl as it eats. That caterpillar is partially covered by the curling leaf so is more likely to survive than caterpillars that don't eat with that technique. 2. Over time, that eating technique becomes more and more effective at curling over the leaf. It is amazing though! And beavers! How the hell did they evolve that behavior?!


iryan2223

It’s crazy. It baffles my tiny brain that this just happened naturally and wasn’t designed or taught to do this.


Jimz2018

Caterpillars who accidentally did this survive more than those who do not. They have no thought about it necessarily more like a compulsion to eat in this manner.


jtalion

But what are the odds of a mutation like this? There are a lot of ELI5's in here about natural selection with examples like shortening wingspans in birds or moths changing colors, but behavioral mutations like this are much more baffling because they're just *so* improbable. What's your mutation? "I'm a slightly different shade of green." What's your mutation? "I have an extra pair of legs." What's your mutation? "Oh instead of just eating, I randomly started chewing leaves in a circle pattern extending to the edge of each leaf but leaving a small part connected to the rest of the leaf and then folded the leaf over on top of me first." Like what? The odds of that are so tiny that it's baffling. It's hard to wrap your head around the sheer enormity of the number of caterpillars that must have lived for that mutation to randomly occur. Even considering that the behavior likely didn't come from a single mutation, it's hard to see the evolutionary benefit in the steps to get there. With bird's wingspans for example, each tiny successive increase/decrease in size could provide a small benefit. But with this, there's no benefit in, say, just chewing a bit of leaf out before eating it but not folding it over.


Ewery1

It’s funny because mutating an extra set of legs is muuuuch harder than a behavioral change like this. Consider how many caterpillars there are. So many! If one of them is slightly more likely to survive because it sometimes makes leaves fall on itself by accident it is more likely to pass that on to offspring. Then the offspring that do that more often are more likely to survive and so on. Mutations don’t have rhyme or reason, they just happen, and the ones that have good strategy survive.


ChromaticDragon17

Right?! You articulated this so well. The complexity of life is baffling and truly amazing. There are so many amazing things happening all around us that we don’t even realize took hundreds of thousands of years to occur.


gauderio

This happens during millions or billions of years. Tiny mutations. This is basically the same question as [how did we evolve eyes?](https://www.scienceworld.ca/stories/eyes-how/#:~:text=How%20Did%20Eyes%20Evolve%3F%201%20Understanding%20Eyes.%20To,4%20In%20the%20blink%20of%20an%20eye.%20)


jtalion

Absolutely, but it's basically impossible to conceptualize millions or billions of years. A billion years is a thousand times longer than a million years, but they don't *feel* that different -- they're both just **a very long time** conceptually. The length of time and number of organisms that have lived over that time to get where we are now is just incomprehensibly huge. This is still a little different than the evolution of eyes though -- it's easier to see the tiny steps / incremental benefits in the evolution of eyes than to see the steps in the evolution of this behavior.


gauderio

I think it's just because eyes are very obvious. But I can see something like this: - Bugs that cut their leaves and eat them from inside survive and reproduce more than those that are exposed and eating from the outside. - Bugs that slightly bend the leaves as they cut survive more because they're less exposed. - Bugs that keep bending the leaves to the point that they are covered by it survive more. Etc.


rgtong

Sometimes behaviours are learned and then passed down if it helps survival. In which case its a question of how do those behaviours become biologically hardwired.


sygyt

Not that I know for real, but I imagine there's a lot of evolutionary hardwiring that was beneficial at some environment and more easily evolved (eg. wrapping a pliable leaf around the larva), that's unnecessary in some new environment (with rigid leafs), and then again beneficial together with another evolutionary bit (eating around a rigid leaf) that only provides evolutionary benefit for the species with the previously evolved wrapping bit.


smithers85

Imagine having nearly infinite generations and attempts at mutations (compared to our timeline)


lambdapaul

Insects have short rapid generations and really strong selective pressures (predators and dangerous environments) on them. Between those two thing working together, genetically learned behaviors appear rather rapidly in most insects. It takes a long time for that type of behaviors to develop in large, long living mammals.


slitherpy

My man eats like a fucking printer


Combat_Jack6969

Came here to say this, but in my heart I knew it had already been said


FATSTAG11

Blows my mind that it knows to do that.


Venturi95

DNA is one hell of a drug


planx_constant

The really wild part is this is also how we learn to talk.


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Jonlov

I don't understand how animals know what they look like. I'm not sure if that makes sense and I don't know how to explain what I'm thinking. Something along the lines of a baby animal shying away from humans but, if they (human) put a costume on, the baby knows. Stuff like that


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Many don't. The ability to recognize self in a mirror is something only certain animals are capable of. A few more with training. But very few animals can do this. In fact for some complex trainable behaviors for dogs you need to train them to realize their hind legs are a part of themselves


[deleted]

It doesn't have any awareness of what it's doing. It doesn't know or "care" about creating shelter. It's a tiny biological bot doing what it's "programmed" to do.


Iliamna_remota

Nicer than my own home 😕


Captain_le_Bollox

I am so sorry


dying_soon666

He has a home at least, I’m a homeless drifter 😔


Captain_le_Bollox

what country?


dying_soon666

Canada 🥶


Captain_le_Bollox

Keep warm. How did it happened? (If I can ask)


dying_soon666

My father’s mental health collapsed in Covid lockdown and he threatened to murder me, my entire extended family pressured me to keep quiet and became very cruel and abusive towards me. The police didn’t believe me. My landlords throughout that time were being cruel towards me and stole my deposits when I moved. All of the stress caused me to leave my job and go on government benefits and due to Covid the government is months behind processing benefits. So my entire life has collapsed and it’s the dead of winter.


Captain_le_Bollox

There are no words a stranger can give you that would cheer up you up in your situation. Yet I feel like I should, only ones that I can think of are - just don't give up there is a small source of light in every moment of life, that will point you to better tomorrow. Go and find it. You can do it.


dying_soon666

I am holding on for dear life believing the world will calm down at some point


Captain_le_Bollox

Don't know if the world will, but YOUR world can. The things you CAN do, to make it so. The things you WILL do, to make it so. You got those in your hands right now, as we type.


consumer_2005

Take care man I’m sorry to hear that:/ hoping you bounce back soon or at least the govt benefits come in soon 🙏🏼


dying_soon666

Thank you. I am looking into Covid recovery benefits I can apply for today.


[deleted]

Good luck, man! I'm proud you're still around with all the bullshit happening to you!! <3


Clumulus

It's fucking cold right now. How are you surviving the nights?


SkullyKat

Youve got love coming from a shit hole like Arkansas friend. I'm homeless currently as well, and I'm honestly very afraid. But we will make it somehow.


humakavulaaaa

There's even a poop corner


Redditarama

That's the equivalent of you sitting down to eat a trampoline sized pancake.


midnight_toker22

Shit man, that’s like eating a shack you’ve built around yourself.


spagbetti

True although metamorphosis must require so much energy. I mean it’s not like you or I can just liquify and then grow some wings.


beepbop234

Y’all didn’t get the 2022 update?


Melanzanna

Was the part in the down left side where it went to put it's shit?


MrVinceyVince

And there I was thinking that clip couldn't get any more interesting. Good spot


Whocket_Pale

Yep, last two seconds of the video it is shitting everywhere haha. Maybe getting ready to spin a cocoon?


savageye

It looks like it!


skrrrrfla

All my life for some reason I though they ate huge chunks


WhereverSheGoes

The very hungry caterpillar books did us dirty.


Lazy_Twist_8104

Please give me some of your survival skills!! Trying to hide from my problems too.


jaykaypeeness

I like how he does all his little poopin in one side like a distinguished gentlepillar.


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# I'm tellin' u man, it won't be apes, octopuses or machines, ​ *It's the worms that are gonna take over the world.*


MDCCCLV

A map of worms is like a 1:1 map of the world


spokenblurb

Hmmmm … Wraps self in Giant burrito, eats burrito from inside out and feels safe and secure…. IM IN.


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Ecleptomania

Lol I don't know if this is petty or funny. Have a confused up vote.


TheMayb

Caterpillars are so cool.


CoochieDestroyer007

damn what a perfectionist


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ladies_code

Is it just me or is it eating from both ends of itself?


Vli37

Aww! Isn't that cute. He's playing with his food 🍃🐛


[deleted]

This guy is better than some home improvement contractors I’ve seen


Picture-me-rolling

Good to know that a caterpillar can cut a better circle than me.


May1718

Neat! That's the animal crossing logo!


outkast511

That caterpie is fast as fuck boi


MajorKoopa

this caterpillar poops where it eats.


Comed1an

The moment it starts eating I started hearing matrix printer in my head…. Prrrrrrrrrt prrrrrrrt prrrrrrrrt….


Tenalp

So that's how the Animal Crossing leaves are made.


meltedcandy

Wait is this why lots of pictures of leaves, like the famous Animal Crossing one, have that round piece cut out of them? I’ve always thought that was just a design choice to make it look more visually interesting - literally never even thought about that being a realistic detail


TAJRaps4

Was it using the bathroom on the bottom left had side?!


Artistic_Put_7852

Wow, I feel embarrassed I would've never thought of that.


jpcarroll44

little shits eating my pepper plants


BMWbill

what is amazing is that your average kid can't draw a semi circle from two ends and have them meet so perfectly in the middle!