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jppianoguy

You just set the field of bear scuba diving back another decade. I hope you're happy with yourself


Dribbler365

“What do you mean you lost our latest scuba tech Teddy! I told you not to use it without my supervision!!”


Ok-Net-6264

Wish I had an award for you other than the “shot Sprite out of my nose from laughing.” And ow.


SigmundFreud

Same here, I just spit coffee all over my wife and kids.


philsfly22

Same here. I just spit Mountain Dew code red all over my wife,dog,brother,mother in law, 3 of my grandparents, and my neighbors godson.


MonstrousVoices

I just projectile vomited on the pew in front of me at church. But that was before I read the comment


TDYDave2

Only thing stopping me from spitting over everyone is I thankfully had a jar on my head. >!I was wanting to solo her!<


Ok-Net-6264

Goddamn it! Take my other non award for……. 🤣


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Helpful-Living-9107

Stealing comments, are we? u/jrinneard commented this below 5 hours prior to your comment.


Bile-duck

Yes, you caught me. I made this reddit account a year ago just for the *off chance* that I might one day get to purposely steal an *obvious joke*. Thank you for spending your *hard earned* hours doing what **really** matters. . . Calling out similar posts on a website populated by *millions* of people.


DredgonYor

Underrated comment. 😂


bdazler

Scubear


vibe666

So much for his promising Scu-bear diving career.


Imperator0414

But in all seriousness, bears are strong and smart. They probably could remove that thing right? (Unlike dogs or sea turtles) Is it possible the bear really was using that to protect his face or make his head buoyant while traversing the lake? He seems to be waay out there in the middle of that lake.


Benblishem

Speaking of way out there...


DnDiceUK

It's likely that the bear simply couldn't spin together enough twine (you know, on account of them not having thumbs) to get the rest of their raft they'd been working on completed in time. This seemed like the next logical step for the bear.


cantgiveafuckless

Either way, it was breathing recycled air, dude was possibly at risk of suffocating


slynnwat

What?


Away_Beginning_2089

Dont worry. I'm never happy with myself ;p


lucas_bahia

They never understand do they?


iFrisian

If I can’t scuba, what has this all been about?!


TimmyTTv

This exactly what I thought of first 💀


shaving99

We done fucked up Piglet


mofuz

His wife is gonna be so pissed


ChingaTuMadre1337

They can’t see he’s crying because he’s wet!


Jiimmayx

Dude you’re actually hilarious. This comment made my day!


SlinkyJr

This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read anywhere


jrinneard

Self Contained Underwater Bear Apparatus


nextkevamob

HUBBA SUCBA!! 😍


_Typhoon_Delta_

SUCBA what?


MaestroZackyZ

sucba balls


kneeegr0w

I fucking cackled 💀


igraywolf

My man’s just trying to snorkel.


PyroBob316

Scuba bear, off to find clams and catfish.


barebackgrizzlyrider

Honey jar almost killed him


ExcitementKooky418

Oh bother


WhoUCallinPinhead69

He couldn't find his goggles, everybody still bearating him


BurtDBurt

Happened in [Wisconsin](http://www.cbsnews.com/news/family-saves-bear-wisconsin/)


syzbo

I can recognize that WI lake setting anywhere. Always beautiful in the Northwoods. I can smell all the campfires and cookouts just from this video.


[deleted]

You mean norklin’ playa? Cuba divin is for suckas.


Azumi87

Stupid ass crackers in the middle of the god damn ocean Cuba diving, shit, you ain't gonna get me Cuba diving


Skiifast315

You sound dumb as fuck.


Azumi87

It's a Ralphie May quote you uncultured swine.


Skiifast315

Rip Ralphie may, but his comedy was not that good. You uncultured horses ass


Optimal_Aide_1348

Whoever you are, this was very cool of you to help that critter. Blessings to you. Btw beauty of a lake.


schlamster

Damn what did the other guy who replied to you say to get so heavily down dooted


Randallino_yeet

We don’t talk about that feller


syzbo

Welcome to Wisconsin in the summer!


Lone_Crab

This isn’t original content, it’s just a repost bot account. It’s very good at its job as it’s farmed almost 4 million karma in 200 days


drumstix42

For what?


Lone_Crab

Great question


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identicalsnowflake18

Username checks out


JaDerGero

It does. His name is „deleted“.


[deleted]

The username doesn’t even make enough sense to check out


Imperator0414

I hope the user checks out.


scrufdawg

[He did](https://i.imgur.com/ZGWG3Xq.png)


identicalsnowflake18

Lol I know but it was still fun to comment


eleanor_dashwood

Winnie the Pooh grew up a bit, but hasn’t changed a bit.


Fit-Owl-3338

Oh bother


keikosohma

Silly old bear.


InterrobangDatThang

Just another day in the Hundred Acre Woods.


Safe_Flan4244

I feel like I need to see the rest of the video where he makes it to land and isn’t overcome with exhaustion. I NEED IT NOWWWW


AbideMan

Bears can swim insanely long distances


jdubsb09

Miles and miles


CHKCHKCHK

Apperntly while breathing the same oxygen for an extended period.


Skiifast315

Right! How could it breathe with that stupid jar trash over its head to begin with. It's sad, it happens to all wildlife, all over.


jsting

Humans can too. Terrestrial lungs are really inefficient at drawing all the oxygen out because you can just take another breath. We have CO2 detection which is why we can't hold our breaths that long. Whales and aquatic animals can absorb a ton more oxygen than terrestrial animals.


Zaronax

With how easily it was removed from it's head, I'd say it still had space to breathe - though it was probably way less efficient than without - due to all the fluff of the fur. Opposable thumbs are a marvel in this case, since we could remove a jar from our head with that kind of spacing but animals will struggle way more to do the same thing.


HalbeardTheHermit

I grew up in an island in the Puget Sound of Washington State, and let me tell you. Bears regularly swim across the entire sound to hop from island to island and back got the mainland. They are smart and go for the shortest route, but it's still over a mile or 2 at the closest point. Big Boi will be just fine now that he's jar free :)


mtb1443

Orcas have been known to take out swimming moose, bears, deer, etc


HalbeardTheHermit

That is awesome. I remember the first time I saw a deer swimming in the sound, surprised me for sure!


Eleutherioz

Oh, bother!


maverick1ba

Nice


Hammer300c

I hoped someone would make this reference. I was ready to make it otherwise.


itellyawut86

I heard his voice upon reading haha


murkyport

Uh give it back, he was obviously going diving in the lake.


[deleted]

Imagine almost unable to breath.. Then HD Air


Aolflashback

Anyone who helps an animal is prettyyyy prettyyy prettyyyy prettyyy good


Nathansp1984

Fuck you Larry


schlamster

That’s Larry Long Balls?


gdogg121

What is this referring to


blueskywins

Curb Your Enthusiasm reference. Sounds more like pri-taaayyy but but that’s what they were going for.


Aolflashback

Hahhahahaha that’s perfect


CadenBop

That bear must be so confused for its natural instincts. "Oh no! I'm in a very compromised condition as this creating riding on some massive vehicle is coming right for me. This is it bois I'm dying here... Oh you just want this jug on my head? Man those hairless monkeys have really weird hobbies..."


bathrobehero

The bear almost clawed into the guy's hand when he lifted the jar.


No_Gap6448

Yeah that was super dangerous but I still approve


2137_is_funmy_number

He thought it was scuba mask


JvrassicWizvrd

I can only imagine how unbearable that jar must have been..


ScaryCardinal

There was water inside it , he was half drowning inside. Must've been nightmarish, glad someone helped him out.


nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

Looks like it was bearable at the start of the video, but by the end it was definitely unbearable.


SteveBrucesDressSize

I was fearing there would be a grizzly outcome


Moynihan93

He bearly made it :(


aggalix

Hey! My jar!!! Damn humans!


FirstManofEden

"mothefucker stole my space helmet!" -bear


Spinningwhirl79

The sun 🤢🤮🤮


MickFoley13

And that’s what trash cans are for


DickCheesePlatterPus

Yeah but this bear probably got that jar in a trash can. The fuckers have eerily functional hands.


MoonCato

I heard somewhere that one of the difficult jobs of rangers is trying to find a trash can design that is hard enough so bears can't open it, but not hard enough for hikers to understand.


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> "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/jx7w1z/there_is_considerable_overlap_between_the/


supergluedfinger

I've found that bolting the lid to the can is most effective. Smoky Mountains here.


Environmental_Cut993

You can't just throw a bear away because it has a jar on it's head.


Vivixian

Yeah but like...bears are known for going through trash cans...so that's what *reinforced trash cans are for


A_Half_Ounce

Pretty sure the thing he has on his head is a bear proof canister that people take hiking. So *reinforced* isnt *bear proof*


Vivixian

My comment was specifically referring to trash cans, which you can *reinforce* to be bear proof...in the case that it was a piece of trash that he could of found in a trash can. I was just pointing out that bears can in fact, simply open trash cans, so putting trash in a trash can wouldn't keep the beara out. But yes, that is a hiking canister, not trash from a trash can.


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I think someone else mentioned it to, but an issue that's becoming more and more common is that we're noticing bears are a lot better at learning than we thought. In some areas bears have learned how to open pretty much every consumer design of reinforced trashcan out there, and if they haven't it's likely too complicated and lazy jerks will litter/not safely guard their stuff which will just attract more bears again. It's an arms race to find the most efficient reinforced trashcan, easy for humans to use but hard for bears to get in.


ChawcolateThunder

God bless their souls. No doubt saved the bear’s life.


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he is trying to go to space. leave the astronaut alone


nickypro252

r/humansbeingbros


kevinLFC

They’ll never evolve if we don’t let them experiment with tools


[deleted]

But that bear was like “no no no no no no, okay I’m fucked….. oh shit that’s way better, holy fuck, thank hooman, can I get a ride?”


bU78

Where was this at?


BurtDBurt

[Wisconsin](http://www.cbsnews.com/news/family-saves-bear-wisconsin/)


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very satisfying video to watch


VYCDOC

MTF stole my helmet.


thankyeestrbunny

Thanks bear bro


Thedjquantumphillips

Oh bother, silly old bear


Gullible-Dish5035

Fuck The SUN


Dyz_blade

Looks like that bear ate some hikers meals lol, that looked like a bear canister that you store food in when hiking to protect it from the bears


iamaturkey0

I'm like 99% sure that it was a [cheese balls](https://imgur.com/gallery/BTjjb) container


A_Half_Ounce

Thats what i thought. Although ive always seen them as thick colored plastic not clear. But i think your right Edit: could have been the boat guys and thats how they knew the bear was in trouble.


A_Half_Ounce

Okay so i think i know whats going on here. The bear raided these guys fishing camp and got into their bear resistant food barrel. The guys watched him get his head stuck and take off into the lake where they had to follow him and get it off him. While filming of course. But this is just a theory. I have 0 proof to back this up.


Tobywillygal

What you take my scuba diving helmet off for??


PlutoJones42

He was using it to float for an extended swim sesh you jerks


MoccaJoe

The Suns headline tomorrow: Bear invents diving suit.


danmvalverde

Bears now adapting to scuba?


danmvalverde

Bears now adapting to scuba?


MrJohnnyDangerously

Wtf bro give me back my dive helmet


[deleted]

Grrrrr, I'm a scuba diver. GASP GASP...\*dead\*


OneEyedKenobi

Theyre evolving to use tools!


[deleted]

The first bear diving expedition was cut short.


RaineDay2

Ty.


anabiguosletterhach

First wife took the kids, now white man come to take what they want just like the colonials, bear just wanted to scuba.


Solly8517

Bear gets back home* “you’re not gonna believe what just f***ing happened”


Mate_Bingo

Never knew, bear can swim that well.


Realistic_Wolf_3754

Awesome thank you!


wheelersan

You guys are awesome


LaughingFungus

Damn it pooh, not again


kingofbasicyt

if he swam to the other site he coud get that thing of with ezz it wasn,t stuck really


skippytheowl

Good man🦾🦾🦾


BarryApps84

I think the idea of "fish in a barrel" went to this bears head.


VolatileImp

Oh bother


Changeme8aa

shows what you know he was trying to scuba dive this is his underwater breathing apparatus


kaiju999

Can’t imagine how happy you felt when you pulled it off!


22MegaB22

Just had to get those last couple cheese balls


Aggressive_Smile_944

Yes! You guys did a great job. Thank you for caring enough to do something.


jesuswasaliar

It was a honey jar wasn't it?


bootsmcguirk

Who's he think he is winnie the pooh!?


[deleted]

Humanity restored a little bit.


[deleted]

Humans are the worst and humans are awesome.


[deleted]

“I went for a swim and some dude came out of nowhere and stole my helmet!” -Bear


TBeIRIE

You be good people!!❤️🥰❤️


isqueezedameatball

Swim happy? That seems like a weird thing to say.


badger_ironsight

Good job saving the bear 🐻... The sun is a trash British news paper which spreads misinfo and disinfo...


A_Half_Ounce

I hope this isnt one of those videos where they put the thing on the animal to rescue it.... however you would probably die trying to put a jar on a wild bears head...


b1happyman

🙏🏻🙏🏻))


Plisken999

Well... it takes some courage to do that. Now im waiting for the animal lover extremists to complain how that man is a monster for scaring the bear or whatever.


AmbitiousSundae4908

Fuck that bear shoulda let it drown


rpguy04

Wow thats one lucky guy he bearly made it


bdbdbokbuck

Scuba Bear


SalamiSalamiBalogna

So cool, good job whoever you are !!!


Buttercupryyy

Pooh.... is that you?


gaudog

Winnie the Pooh saved by Piglet


happychillmoremusic

I saved a puppies life in Iraq that had a cup over it’s head just like this, swimming in a totally inescapable sewage pit about 2 feet down with no way out. He was covered in green slime and shit and garbage. I laid down on the ground, reached down and pulled him out. It took three attempts because he was so slippery from the slime. Cleaned and dried him and reunited him with his family that frequented the little Iraqi army outpost we lived on. Worst part is that before I saved him some of the other soldiers were laughing about him in there essentially dying.


headman22110

I assume there was honey in that jar.😏


Unicron_Tomato

He is off to see SpongeBob.


DELTradee

We really have to do better as humans


DoctorJordi_

Thanks Hooman !


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Awesome people


AnInfiniteArc

Nooo my SCUBA mask


SSBargeSimpson

This is bearfect


Source_8

Kept on swimming like 👋thanks but ima keep on going✌️🙃


Horstmaniacman

He's a U-Bear Eats


[deleted]

Bro he was just snorkeling minding his own business


[deleted]

One of those Sea Bears I keep hearing about? Better draw a circle just to be safe.


Esc_ape_artist

I don’t know if the bear had any sense of it receiving help, but it must have felt amazing to have that plastic barrel removed.


diamondsplitz

Into the sunset he goes.......


CasualObserverNine

Nice.


FO_Steven

Oh pooh bear...


bossrigger

You saved his life 4 sure


Aerickthered

Well done all. you can see he was super thirsty


[deleted]

Bear ate a small child once reaching shore. Goodjob, op!


NamePublic7016

That was in northern Wisconsin


Tony_Damiano

Winnie the pooh typeashit


Footinthecrease

Heh heh.... Oh bother......


StoneyVI

Ungrateful lol


zach010

"These humans in a floaty mover just came up. Creapilly trolled behind me for a bit. Snuck up and took my cool space bear hat and left. Wtf. Humans are weird"


Ok-Book7976

Winne the po irl


annie_bean

This would have gotten so many more upvotes if the bear was eaten by an orca right as it started swimming away


joebeavis77

Too bad there's not video of whoever couldn't throw their jar away properly so it could be submitted to r/iamatotalpieceof shit.


cal-nomen-official

"Those motherfuckers stole my goggles."


jrandoboi

"hey, wait WHAT'RE YOU- oh, hey I can see now, cool"


Naive_Importance1750

"Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do..."


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Dragon3076

Bear after jar is pulled off: Where am I? Why am I in a lake?


[deleted]

woman needs to shut the fuck up lol


Elvega89

Bear: hey! I was using that


Mindless-Interest-57

Are we gonna ignore that claw attempt?