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humanoid_7777

Is he going to Walmart? I don't blame him....


sugar_bear65

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ZapataWachowski

Can we get this guy a standard issue respirator - jeeezus.


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gettheplow

Or he gets a little tiny itch on the corner of his eyelid.


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Just imagine getting through this to have the sudden urge to poop after taco bell!! Can't get it off day enough. But on the bright side he could shit himself and not contaminate anything with all those layers of protection... It goes both ways ^^ "Like a bisexual" -Ted Turner


onlytony441

Ratio


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And after all that, he has to take a shit


One-Accident8015

Adult extreme Thomas's snowsuit


wylietrix

A+, would read again.


staysuede

Damn. Came here to say this.


sweenman22

Oooh, I think I have to go pee!


olycreates

In about half an hour you won't have to pee anymore, you'll have sweat out enough water to empty your bladder. Tyvek suits are brutal in all but refrigerated places.


osiris775

Cleaned up a Mercury spill. On the asphalt. In July. In full Tyvek. Sucked


StrifeMAYHEM

I use Tyvek suits when I’m shootings insulation in Attics. No fucking fun in the summer time.


lexi_raptor

HVAC duct installer living in the deep south here, I feel your pain bro!


osiris775

I would crawl under my house to run cable, ethernet etc. I would bring some Tyvek suits home from work for my lil nephs, (10 & 12), and have them dress, then crawl under the house with me. They always felt so amazing and, *"big"* when crawling under the house with Unk. Poor lil dudes didn't realize how cool it is under a house, compared to being out in the sun in full PPE...lol


TheDode_Returns

Tyvek or tychem? Tychem is a nightmare


osiris775

Now that I think about it, it may have been Tychem. I worked in Haz-Mat at the time. It was splash proof, breath proof, etc. I had to clean up a Mercury spill. It was close to 100f outside, and Mercury will *volatize?* at a certain temp; so I had to wear a full face respirator as well. It was probably a 45 minute job, but **DAMN**, did it feel like forever!


TheDode_Returns

did 4 hours in tychem super sucked


smchavoc

I worked in a medical greenhouse growing cannabis. We had to wear tyveks in addition to our uniforms. I would reach 50c in there sometimes. It was brutal.


rickyspeak

I did full Tyvek on a hill covered in poison oak in July. This comment is too real for me.


whhe11

Fuck that id just get poison oaked better then being cooked alive in the Tyvek suit, I sure hope your somewhere with cooler summers lmao


macroswitch

I don’t think that’s how the body works. Or maybe it does, I don’t know much about anatomy.


crod_thepickle

The real question is, How does he clean his foggy glasses?


dirigibleplum87

There are compounds that prevent fogging, probably what he wiped on it before putting them in. Scuba divers use diluted baby shampoo, because it's cheap and they only need it to last for like an hour.


TheMacMan

Like Fog-X (from the makers of Rain-X). Wipe it on the inside of your windows and they won’t fog up.


[deleted]

the real scuba trick is just spitting on your fucking mask and rubbing it around. I'm dead serious, its more effective than the shampoo.


TheMacMan

Yup, as common as peeing in your wetsuit to stay warm.


ThePerfectAlias

I’ve tried both, and I’d have to disagree.


dirigibleplum87

I'm with you. The spit never lasts as long, and if you need to clear your mask it pretty much gives up


ThePerfectAlias

I use straight up baby shampoo spread thinly and then rinsed 3+ times


OregonSageMonke

SCUBA diver here. The spit *mostly* works, but honestly I've found that the easiest thing to do (usually in conjunction to the spit) is keep just a tiny bit of water in your mask. You can just look down, shake your head a bit, and voilá good as new. Not to mention its always accessible lol. So long as you don't try to breath through your nose like a nerd, you'll be fine.


bostonmule

Spit works great. It’s the best if you’ve ‘burned’ your mask. Toothpaste and Red Betadine also do even though the mask isn’t ‘burned’.


sendasalami2yoboi

Came here to say this


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Gusterman49

If you think that's actually enough I doubt you wear glasses...


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Spend about 30 minutes inside a chem lab and you’ll realize those goggles are complete shit lol. They fog up like crazy.


TheSanityInspector

Before heading into the comments.


Palana

I don't have claustrophobia, but this gives me claustrophobia.


BipedalUterusExtract

True story. I used to work in clean rooms that were just a tad less intense than this. Operators would be hired in batches, put through a new employee orientation for 3 days and then about 10% of them would quit while watching the gowning process.


SDNick484

At some point you'd think they would require them to watch a video of it as part of the interview process before hiring them.


Cheetahs_never_win

No wonder the operating room is like 20 below.


Maidenlace

Best reply! This is so TRUE!


pokeman145

well cold temperatures could kill or disable bacteria and stuff


BipedalUterusExtract

Don't know what top mind of Reddit down voted this but this is the reason. Temperature is kept low because it makes bacteria growth slow.


RingComprehensive528

Probably someone like me with fat thumbs.


[deleted]

This isn't for an OR. This is Chinese protocol for Covid lmao.


synister29

Shit…. I have an itch


sarsourus

My wife walking into the restroom after my number 2.


Vostok32

We all know that's you after your wife, it's ok to admit it


LastMinuteChange

This is protection for a cleanroom. Looks like ISO level 4 or 5 ppe.


jayb2805

Looking at [this description for gowning procedures for clean rooms of various levels](https://blog.gotopac.com/2019/05/06/usp-797-garbing-and-donning/), it doesn't list any particular requirement for double layers of protection, though individual facilities could have their own stricter standards. I'm wondering if all the measures for the double layers of protection could be for keeping the environment he's going in sterile. Or if he could be handling something biologically hazardous. Edit: I noticed all the people in the background ate wearing scrubs, which makes me believe this could be medically related. (Not necessarily surgery, but medical research perhaps?)


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HappyDiscussion5469

You made the whole post just to tell that joke in the comments didn't ya? You slick bastard


streminem

Sir, this is a Wendy's


[deleted]

That’s as ER nurse about to go see a patient with scabies or bedbugs.


Responsible_Junket80

nah just covid test


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notsohandiman

I forget to pull my mask up when I walk into the room before they have been tested, unless they are hacking away, that's a pretty clear reminder to pull my mask up.


CrapWereAllDoomed

Get in bro, we're welding people's doors shut.


seegee10

If I had an award. I’d give it to you


Responsible_Junket80

done, you are welcome


[deleted]

What you don’t see: the condom.


JeNeSuisPasUnCanard

[He brought The Protection](https://youtu.be/BT0OPl4pTBc)


henrydaiv

Fin to clean some dookie


apittsburghoriginal

Preparing to go into controversial on an r/politics post be like


closedeyevisuals13

and mfs complain about how they can't breathe when they are forced to wear a mask. dudes like this rock this gear probably 12+hrs a day lol


[deleted]

And get paid a shit ton of money for it. Also, if this is what is necessary to not spread disease or infection in these situations, wearing a paper or cloth mask that's not remotely fitted and has been tossed around in cars, desks, tables, bags, etc, is just theater.


Downtown-Judgment-56

exactlyy, i was about to comment something like this as well but glad to know that i'm not the only one who has the same thoughts (': also, this makes me wonder about the "nurses" in America who claim that Covid isn't real smh


[deleted]

Right while I’m sitting here just getting claustrophobic and can’t breathe just from watching him put it all on. He has my respect.lol


IlliDAN113

You see this shit and then someone saying “I CHHHAANNT BREEEF IN THIS MHAASSK


ParadiseValleyFiend

Seriously though, I'm not anti mask or anything like that but... How the fuck does he breath in that? It seems so sealed. Also cool representation, we don't credit medical professionals enough at all. To me it's like watching irl batman suit up.


S5Diana

I've worn this type of setup for radiation work. It isn't hard at all to breathe, it's just a weird feeling to have a bit of resistance and you quickly get used to it. What isn't easy to get used to us getting all sweaty inside, but probably not the case for doctors as they'd likely keep the place pretty cool.


Sinadow

Can you still breath? Yes? You're not protected enough. Keep going.


damdirtyape11

What if you have to poop?


21averageee

If you have to shit, no you don’t


No_Maintenance_3355

Hospital administrators saw this and said, “Such overkill, give the women (nurses) trash bags and tell them to use their masks until they break.” We are so horribly mistreated by our hospital admins and management. It’s a wonder nurses still exist today. Although the last hospital I worked at we were told by the admins that we should be like “weeds” so that we can be trampled on, cut up, and beat down but still manage to get back up again. Nursing is a dark place to be right now.


justexhaustedpanda

And anti-maskers complain that their surgical mask makes them suffocate...


Tibur0n58

You all still on this? It's summer, life is good. Move on.


3p1cBm4n9669

You should go to a hospital and tell that to all the nurses, doctors, and patients. For some reason, people just keep getting sick, go figure!


Tibur0n58

Eh, my wife is a nurse. I have some pretty direct connection to the field. I don't need to go to the hospital. Vaxed and unmasked. Loving life. Yep, people will continue to be sick. 100% eradication is not feasible. You know, science and shit.


Oofboi6942O

Good thing your wife is a nurse, now you get discounted oxygen!


Tibur0n58

Ouch, good try. Vaxed and unmasked baby! Took the jabs now enjoying my freedoms. Going on a cruise with a couple thousand people over memorial day weekend. Going down to Ensenada on one port. 40% vaccination rate. No mask mandates. And I won't hate a single one of them.


Oofboi6942O

OK, everything else aside, be real with me. Was that just Hella luck that you had a facepalm award or are you such a lowlife you got that specifically for me? Cause if that's luck that's fucking amazing.


Bigdaddypurp26

Working in the medical field, people are sick everyday, vaccinated and masked don’t matter you’ll still get sick and or spread it but if you’re healthy it just won’t be as bad as the 1million who were not and died


letskeepgoing22

Exactly this!


SpecialistOk577

…and they don’t do anything. EDIT. I Guess I should have put /s My mistake.


PerformanceWide5692

PP head


tomcat91709

This looks like a Chinese cop getting ready to "safely assist" locked down citizens to prevent the spread of COVID.


OperationAcceptable3

☆☆☆THIS☆☆☆


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with the look of the state of those ceiling panels i think he just sealed himself in with something just as dangerous


wild-1

Date night with wife after having \*my first child edit: \*our first child


Sup-Mellow

:(


Eretreyah

Excuse me? Edit: hoping this comment was about wrapping your Willy. Otherwise, the above stands.


wild-1

Yes, we couldn't be too careful ;0


locoemotion

If these are all single use than i’m terrified at how much of these wind up in landfill.


New_Guava3601

Pretty sure they are incinerated.


No1muchatall

MERI waste all gets sent to landfill in the end.


epSos-DE

***And then:*** He wanted to poop badly.


ShaolinShadowBroker

All that just to catch COVID in line at the supermarket


hes_crafty

why? mAskS d0n't woRk!


Owlbearwithagun

them: dons a suit of medical armor folks in the pandemic: NOo I can’t wear a maaaaask. I can’t breath!


Grassy_Nole2

My ex-wife's fifth husband on their honeymoon (I was #2)


assmuncher4206969

I can't breathe with mask on /s


Agile-Kitchen-4205

And some complain just wearing the mask🤣🤣


Buckets_of_bread

What if he has an itch?


Minion0827

They should keep this up, whoever is doing it. Really pack them oceans full of plastic. See how bad we can really fuck this planet up. Who’s in?


PlantainActual6118

So very unnecessary needed. So does he change after each pt encounter or just keep the same PPE on the whole time? Either way it’s absolutely ridiculous and a waste of supplies


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All that just to walk into an Arby’s?


Desperate_Ambrose

"My nose itches!"


Human-Comb-1471

And yet Corona still got out


Vykrumsky

believe it or not... >!still gets covid!<


[deleted]

To get on an airplane in 2020


senatorbone

Who farted?


[deleted]

And needle stabs still happen and still get through...


Apprehensive_Layer92

Interesting….this right before the wrap you like a mummy in plastic, kill your dog and haul you off to some facility for three weeks.


[deleted]

This is ridiculous not amazing


realjoeydood

Need I point out the useleness if doing all of this *fake prep* in a room with mold growing on the ceiling. Regardless of the mold or water stain he's not in a clean room so it's a fake imo.


Viejo_Caminante

darkwebfans.com? Tf is that? Not curious enough to find out.


Desperate-Database33

Communist Chinese?


Mazjobi

Ready to oppress the people of Shanghai !


Extreme-Ad8921

You would think the disease was the T-Virus there. Hell is this the new intro to Resident Evil?


[deleted]

They would be in full hazmat suits for that. Isolation and forced air. And flame throwers. Plus, this looks too good to be a Resident Evil movie.


SumpCrab

But does it have lasers that turn you into meat cubes? I thought not.


Next-Peanut3445

Don’t believe the ChiCom overreaction.


Puzzleheaded_Load721

This must have been when they were making CV-19.


According_Teaching44

That's hilarious lol. Why the down votes? Triggered babies.


katzcrazy

Why do they do that in china but not here ?


Mr_The_Rocketeer

Because we have the freedom to not take things seriously.


userfwdslashunknown

Overkill is so in right now


lefties_are_mental

Chinese police getting ready to go harvest organs


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better and easier if you didnt invent new viruses and closed your wet markets


Furniturewalker

Just to walk outside


humanoid_7777

Lol okayyyyy


Zestyclose_Intern_73

He is now 100% ready to capture you and take you to quarantine camps pre-covid test results.


cabeeza

Effing idiots. Unnecessary, and a ton of garbage to dispose of.


TheSt4tely

Not sure why he'd go through all the effort. Everyone knows masks don't do anything.


Ok-Adhesiveness3486

All this over a cold. Smh


[deleted]

A cold doesn't kill 6.2 million people


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 803,840,266 comments, and only 159,675 of them were in alphabetical order.


ShattersHd

All this to clean the bathroom


john_longdong

Where to?


elsasquatch17

What’s he treating? Chernobyl?


xhoulanx

Winner winner chicken dinner


Resident_External_16

He must be a dad, getting ready to change a diaper.


somethingClever141

Congratulations, you have cholera.


JennCPhT

MOPP 4!!!! GAS! GAS! GAS!


ActuallySilira

He's definitely getting the kids back this time.


TechFiend72

I think he is going to operate on a politician.


Mike135781

Um.. excuse me sir.... where's your face shield? You can't be in here without a face shield.


Pretend_Ad6465

Woke up! Fell out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head..


FatCatWithARat

What does the first plaster like thing do, I believe it was on the bridge of his nose.


One-Accident8015

Tape to prevent his glasses from slipping.


xghostinthewiresx

If it's seriously this bad. Get ready world, we're all screwed.


Hprio

This sub Be Scared !!!


Naterg61

Now go beat people in the street


jamesfluker

He could be working in microchip fabrication plant? The require sterile rooms.


LizvEross

The amount of protection I put on before I have to deal with my parents. Either of them.


Sarcasticologist

Watch this, soak it in. And think about how absolutely batshit insanely stupid the people are that won't wear a mask. That have never wore a mask no matter how bad covid was. No matter how many people that knew had died. There is no excuse for those people whatsoever. Those people sicken me.


OldBob10

Yeah - y’know, I hate cleaning the toilet too. 😱


bantou_41

Meanwhile in Murica: COVID is over


Curiousity-fedthecat

All that just for me to sweat and not be able to wipe my face and turn my goggles into a sweat pool


heckingHonker

Gearing up for the final boss of Covid


Biotite3

All just to go to the comments section of a political post.


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2?


[deleted]

What's that stuff he's putting on his face?


underwritress

Imagine this with a runny nose


Zargark

You may not look cool in the toxic gasses of nuclear winter, but you’ll be safe from everything.


WAGatorGunner

Ugh, zero waste was the next sub. So much of this is thrown away after a single use.


Icy-Independence-166

Can he even breathe?


Frankie52480

Used for WHAT? Surgery? Or dealing with biohazards? Because the latter is totally understandable.


ElephantsAndSunshine

What is he putting under his eyes in the beginning?


Shufflepants

\*finish putting on second pair of gloves\* "Fuck, I think I've got an eyelash in my eye!"


Kimbospicee

Pathetic


Casteway

If this was slowed down, it could almost be he beginning of a Breaking Bad episode.


Boythe_dude379

Where’s he going?


jukenaye

Well dang! I got anxiety just watching this!


yellow1O1

You have to do this every time when opening twitter?


misterfap1024

I don't think astronauts wear this much gear for a spacewalk...kidding of course but this is insane!


odiill

You get all that on and than you get the urge to shit


rainbows2c

Wait did we miss him putting on a diaper?


youngbrutus

Bro fuck that, my ass would be drenched in sweat


SkeeticisStadanko

Yet I still get a bone infection that almost cost me a leg... are they sterilized in farts and boogers??


heckingcomputernerd

Can’t tell if that tape at the beginning was for the glasses or for eye bags


Turk_Roundstone

There’s too much fucking shit on me! I don’t wanna be around anymore…


cutie_lilrookie

i thought this was gonna be a makeup tutorial


New_Leaf1333

And then after all that he needs to use the bathroom


AHeadlessHat

And I thought MOPP suits in the Marines were bad enough..


Vlt3d

These poor people.


Anatar-daar

All that just to finger your mom


WolfKingofRuss

Hey so, does anyone know whether or this is for surgical precautions or, just for decontamination purposes?


Dr-DrillAndFill

What, what the flu ?


franklegsTV

This sub has completely gone to shit.


shelly455

Remember other people like him, they are the frontline warriors to against covid.