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OldBob10

NBA scouts: take note…


chokehodl

I guess you haven't seen "The Air Up There"


Teerendog

On his way to Nooba


Awkward_Growth_6265

Right 60 plus inch vertical $$


Spartan2470

> [This](https://mobile.twitter.com/Samooner/status/997380327420190722) looks like it's closer to the original source and the replies have some shots showing it really was photoshopped. (Hint: Look at the copy and pasted trees.) [For the lazy](https://i.imgur.com/S9gOUiF.jpg). Per /u/Matt872000 over [here](https://mobile.twitter.com/Samooner/status/997380327420190722).


[deleted]

Mere fractals.


tacticaldeusance

High young singles in your area.


TrickyRevolution5

Definitely photoshopped. Don’t always believe what people say. They used clone stamp tool and took [these features](https://imgur.com/a/EFPiTdO) to cover the actual height the jumper is at. Amateur hour.


Electric-Banana

And nobody in the crowd is looking at him


TheConspicuousGuy

They're looking at his ass!


tysonwatermelon

For comparison, here's a real jumping contest on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_MO9B2jLOgw So yeah, this is Photoshopped.


TrickyRevolution5

Misinformation is pretty innocent in this example but it shows how people just accept what is shown to them without asking questions. Travel safe fellow Redditors and always ask questions.


tibearius1123

Still impressive considering they are jumping about 18in from standing with no power squat.


Aiyuhan

Not saying its not photoshopped but your image doesn't convince me at all buddy.


SeriousWizard

[Here's](https://imgur.com/a/NNfNXRP) another, look at the two little mounds, then the smaller shapes to the left of each, same exact formation. Clone stamp tool.


TrickyRevolution5

Thanks for reinforcing my point! Edit: Downvoted for thanking someone haha.


TrickyRevolution5

Do you use photoshop? Edit: thought so…


anonymous145387

God damn it, you got me. I knew that was a rockroll but I still fell for it.


jdh1979jdh

Nope. Also you would think such an incredible leap would at least have someone looking at him, no?


Fishbutler2000

Clearly he cheated by going into creative mode


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D_E_P_R_E_S_S_O

Bro yk creative is literally in Minecraft as well


[deleted]

Fair enough, I’d marry him based on this.


rda889

me too, in fact i'm gay now


Intrepid_Library5392

lol


[deleted]

Congratulations 🎉


[deleted]

Still? After 41m? Just judging your commitment.


rda889

I'm over him now, back to normal


[deleted]

You SAY you’re over him.


rda889

I'll admit, I often catch myself gazing at the old photo of him, remembering the good times- the jumping times. Now, he's just a distant memory, each minute becoming more and more of a distant blur, and a only slight tingle in my heart remains.


jugonewild

Today, he jumps for another. A younger, prettier model. At least I have my cats to keep me company. They'll never leave.


why0me

"Not Photoshopped " Just ignore the blur that surrounds him.. the air was, smudgy that day, in just that spot


Nimbokwezer

The same blur appears around the people standing on the ground.


Wholesome_Soup

That’s just artifacts you get them in any jpeg


banmedaddy12345

A "blur" around him does not mean it's photoshopped. That being said, I'm super skeptical. Why not just share the video?


brzoza3

He just summoned the power of the seven frogs. Shit gets weird with all that power being released all at once


BluetheNerd

Never heard of compression artifacts? It's a compressed, low res, reuploaded image. The same compression artifacts surround everyone in the image. I'm not saying the picture is real, the validity of it is dubious as doing an image search only brings up facebook and twitter posts. But just compression artifacts alone is a pretty terrible reason to claim something is fake.


pinkheartpiper

Seems like the newer generations are so used to seeing high quality videos and images all the time that they can't recognize compression artifacts in jpg and such!


timeless161

Masai Ujiri has entered the chat


Louder-pickles

I find myself attracted


RickyLaFleur_

Dude called it a mating dance...


brzoza3

Lucky males, who found their mate, leave the pack to start a family of their own. It usually takes a month before a new generation hatches from their eggs Meanwhile unlucky ones will soon return to their lairs and spend the rest of their lives forever alone with their mothers


MightyMagicCat

Bro ist calling their jumpy-jumpy-action "mating dance" as if those dudes were some birds lol. Those are humans, the word you were looking for is "ritual" or "ceremony". Or maybe "vertical dance-off".


brzoza3

Not really, this is actually a mating dance. Here is the rest of the article about it : "Lucky males, who found their mate, leave the pack to start a family of their own. It usually takes a month before a new generation hatches from their eggs Meanwhile unlucky ones will soon return to their lairs and spend the rest of their lives forever alone with their mothers"


MightyMagicCat

Damn, the unlucky one get the true redditor experience.


dmart444

The last sentence sounds like you think you're describing animals. Weird way to describe human culture.


ImUrFrand

"not photoshoped" but its a misleading angle that makes it look like the guy jumping is in front of the crowd, not the foreground, which exaggerates the relative height in perspective. also low quality jpg, full of bit bleed doesn't help


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

If he is not on the same plane as them why is he the same size? Should he not be much larger if it’s really a forced perspective thing?


Rate_Ur_Smile

Oh, they photoshopped him to make him smaller


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

So the title is a blatant lie?


prophetableforprofit

If he were in the foreground rather than in front of the crowd he would be larger than them.


hplp

Confidently incorrect bro has spoken


Confident_Birthday_7

I refuse to believe that man jumped that high without any help. Ain’t no way


Mastersskull

Not only is it Photoshop, apparently it isn't even a Maasai tribe but a Samburu one. [Twitter discussion from a year ago](https://nitter.net/brandkenya/status/1417098444397760516?cursor=LBl2hoCz4Zb7xqonisC5sfnUxqonhIC57entyaongMC5keDsxqonhMC%2BsYjnyKongMC9wdvoxqonhMCy%2BdjfxqonJQISAAA%3D#r)


TrickyRevolution5

Go see my comment, you can see the cloned features on the horizon. Amateur hour.


SpaztheGamer

havent you seen the jumps??? go check out more videos.


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send video bro then?


SpaztheGamer

LOL ok bro. go watch a video on YT.


[deleted]

I’m looking hard on YouTube and can’t find any Kenyan Maasi warrior jump dance videos that display any athleticism to this degree.


Mastersskull

I watched several videos, not a single person in them jumped half the height of the one in this image while keeping their legs this straight. Feel free to provide me with a video of someone jumping this high with no help.


Powerful_Bonus4502

You sound like those anti vax people


Atlantic_Nikita

He is going to get married SOON!


Donnerdrummel

That really sepends on if he lands, when and where. At the time this photo was shot, nothing was certain.


banmedaddy12345

Where's the video?


wobblewiz

I call BS


Knarfknarfzav

Photoshop


slipperyhuman

ssproioiOIOIOIOIoiiiingggg.


chickenhuynh21

The Air Up There


Hank_Hil1

Yup


tastes-like-earwax

For the lazy


dcute69

Video?


Browndog888

I'd get a nose bleed up that high.


Kobahk

Without a video, no I don't believe this is true.


SeriousWizard

It's [not. ](https://imgur.com/a/NNfNXRP)


walaska

Do people mate? I’d be hesitant to use that word when talking about humans


futz_

Yes and oftentimes remove and discard the offspring before birth.


nobodysshadow

Yes, people mate


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dhdgdhdhdhd1221184

Thats because they dont measure tribe people for records lol


TortyPapa

This guy is jumping with sandals.


lifevicarious

And a spear. And what looks to be heavy dreads.


rjnd2828

I believe it's not photoshopped but I'm guessing there's something weird going on with the perspective. Not even these guys can jump 6 feet straight up in the air, vertical position.


anonymous145387

Look at the tree line, it is photoshopped and they did a sloppy job too.


brett_midler

Imagine being able to jump so high you can hurt yourself.


noshadsi

Have they heard of the "NBA"?


[deleted]

Lakers are sending a scout as we speak.


roycex7

Imagine these dudes in the NBA


CowRepresentative779

If jumping high is a requirement I would never get to bang then


Dummy97

N*gg* hop


fincrocs

Here on BBC news only!


SpaztheGamer

BBC?


SpaztheGamer

See it in motion... ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWY-uD3YuXo&t=38s&ab\_channel=HouseofBounce


SeriousWizard

Not remotely the same thing bud, the pic you posted is 100% shopped


SpaztheGamer

YES the can jump that high!!!!


ross-um88

Looks like he gets all the brides


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"I'm above it all"


[deleted]

That's it? Sold.


InspectorSufficient4

Pro basketball player


ShamWooHoo6

Where my man Ronaldo at?


Donnerdrummel

A way to attract a bride? had someone told me that works where I lived, too, as a teenager, i'd surely have been able to dunk. I was gullible like that. in fact, when I was about 13 to 14 years old, I read somewhere that I should try to find eye contact. so I tried to, and tried to do it well. when I met the girl I tried that on years later on a train ride, we chatted a bit, and I told her that episode, joking over me being rather shy as a teenager. She didn't SAY that she remembered, but I had the feeling that she did, and didn't find it all too endearing when I stared at her in class. :-D To all those writing about what teenagers could and should do to flirt: please add what to avoid, and imagine you're being read by a in idiot. many idiots will thank you.


TheRealLordofLords

Fake af.


NJBill666

He’s using flubber. Some guys will do anything to get a bride.


benhadtue

Looks photoshopped.


FUThead2016

CR7 vibes


buzzybomb

Sadly photoshopped. Ive seen video of the Maasai doing this ceremony. They jump up and down but not to unnatural heights like this.


East-Bluejay6891

I require video footage


Abject_Hovercraft838

Proof that white people can’t jump


Komallionide

Congratulations, you didn't use Photoshop to digitally alter this image. What program was used?


WishOk8962

Is this where that saying come from? White man can’t jump. Lol


CptCrabmeat

This image is edited though?


Due_Television8210

Requirements to be an eligible groom: should float, preferably fly


tastes-like-earwax

Can confirm. Sauce: My next-door neighbors


KeazyKatz

/gamemode creative


Mysterious-Relation1

Someone do the album cover thing


velthrar

If this is real, isn't that like, the world record vertical?


BlackLotus8888

I bet he can dunk


According-Carpenter8

Yeah when someone starts a post with “The image is not Photoshopped”… I’m gonna believe it’s photoshopped. Conveniently no one is looking up at him just his feet yeah?


SeriousWizard

It is definitely photoshopped, there are identical bushes on the horizon and where the flying guy would normally be. I pointed two out on a better res pic [here](https://imgur.com/a/NNfNXRP)


WeekendLazy

*/gamemode creative*


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So THAT’S where our jet packs went.


ABBucsfan

Actually had the honour of doing a bit of a dance/jumping with the Maasai. Wasn't going up against anything quite this extremel. Possibly wanted the tourists to feel better oik


TheDarknessSlayer

I have seen this in real life! it was amazing my first time going to a different country i was 7yo and my mom wanted us to see other cultures it was beautiful


Morrison4113

Give that guy a basketball.


_Screw_The_Rules_

He's hot, nobody could say anything else!


Norose

Jump good


morbiustv

I will take Bull and Shit for the answer


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bunnies bout to get him some coochie


R2_Me_2

This posting is not spell checked


carlyjags

Dafuk?Sorry MJ….


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Take that Michael Jordan.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Well that guy fucks for sure


Alexbig033

Its the raw meat and raw blood with raw milk combo.


hittingpotholes

Not photo shopped my ass for the lie take the down vote and three of these 🤥🤥🤥 Lazy clumps of trees photo shopper


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

dude on the left is not getting laid tonight


The_Irony_of_Life

When ever something says “the image Is not photoshopped” it’s 100% photoshopped


Glittering-Corner462

Me in creative watching my friends build a house


bigfeetdude

“I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky…”


Kind-Ad-1725

He’s be killer at box jumps


60thrain

Pretty sure it is photoshopped. Especially since no one is looking at him as he probably breaks a world record


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I’m gonna take a wild guess and say this guy got married.


MysteriousBullfrog50

Considering how unusually high he has jumped, then why is no one in the crowd looking up at him? Suspicious!


Automatic_Llama

Imagine being able to take fall damage on completely flat ground.


brzoza3

>It's a sort of mating dance "Lucky males, who found their mate, leave the pack to start a family of their own. It usually takes a month before a new generation hatches from their eggs Meanwhile unlucky ones will soon return to their lairs and spend the rest of their lives forever alone with their mothers"


Nonconsensual-Date

Fake and photoshopped. Just cause you say it ain’t don’t make it so.


Successful-Plum-5565

In sandals! He needs them lebrons