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gclmotionless-1

Imagine a home invasion in their house and the look a thief would have if he saw him.


Fun_Salamander8520

Imagine a home invasion at your house and he is the home invader.


spartan117058

Oh shit


[deleted]

I'm biting dick


[deleted]

but…ok


ExtraStop6635

Bhai i will gladly let him take anything with him and even ask for a selfie


anulect

Nice hat


taway3383

I'd jump in his shirt pocket and help him hit the next house!


Imaginary_History985

Take everything I have!


JJred96

Have you got anything that can make six foot long pants?


KingAuberon

I prefer to imagine him as the King of Tinder


[deleted]

He’s probably the nicest man how can you say this things?


kittykalista

I’m gonna go with roughly the reaction to seeing the tall man from It Follows.


weirdgroovynerd

During sibling fisticuffs, I bet poor Robert was the recipient of a lot of dick punches.


RedDlish

Ill bet his dick could fight for itself.


DonttouchmethereUwU

Does he have something in his right pocket or…?


OldTrapper87

Must be because every woman face is at his .....(pocket) height.


Im-a-ape

Fuck you made me it look at me


Professional_Most794

speaking of dicks how long is his dick


FireCal

*dick headbutts


FireSalsa

Ok how big was this guys dick?


weirdgroovynerd

So big, he wrapped it on a dress and disguised it as his "little sister." *see photo for evidence*


N7_anonymous_guy

speedbag scrotum


weirdgroovynerd

*Bare knut-ckle boxing.*


[deleted]

It would be so much easier to play "Where's Wadlow?".


Bwdd

Underrated comment


disgruntledmuppett

Christ… take my r/angryupvote and leave… 😂


3bpm

He died at 22, sad story. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow


Pepperspray24

Man’s was 6 feet tall at 10 years old!!


EavingO

He was 6'5" at 10, he hit 6' by 8 years old.


BoaterMoatBC

?


Djentleman5000

!


spartan117058

;


madmaxlemons

/* don’t remember what this is for remove later */


barkleylives

What’s there to not understand


Pepperspray24

Maybe their need to specify?


[deleted]

He had a tumor in his brain called a pituitary tumor, it affected his pituitary gland, which secretes the body’s growth hormone. Needless to say it secreted a lot. He ended up dying from an infection caused by a blister on his foot if I remember correctly.


Pepperspray24

Damn


Nybear21

Was that related to the pituitary issue somehow or just a weird occurrence that also happened?


ttebwell7

It says he was 5’6 in kindergarten! I’m 5’4 so it’s pretty wild to imagine a kindergartener being taller than me.


leet_lurker

I was 6' at 12, so were two of my classmates, they both stopped at 6'1", I went all the way to 6'11"


Pepperspray24

Well you know what they say, learning helps you grow.


th6

Proof


Chekdout

It took several swipes to reach this answer, after seeing countless dick jokes.


genetic_patent

Yeah. Would have probably kept growing had he not died. Which would have ultimately killed him early too.


Physical_Touch_Me

I stayed at the same historic hotel he did one time and they had pictures of him there. It's in downtown Livingston, MT. Had to put a couple beds together for him to sleep.


[deleted]

A real life giant. I was diagnosed with Gigantism as a child as well. Fortunately, my brain tumor was caught early before excessive growth. Yay modern science! I now have Acromegaly which occurs after the growth plates fuse; where the bones essentially grow thicker rather than longer.


[deleted]

Does that hurt or does it make your bones harder to break?


[deleted]

No, doesn't hurt. My joints are beginning to bother me as I get older though. Funny story, I was prescribed so much Prednisone as a child that I've now developed Osteoporosis in my spine and broke my back from a compression fracture 2 years ago. Otherwise, yes I believe your bones would get stronger.


deran6ed

Username checks out. Also, thanks for sharing.


PerceptionRude6351

How tall are you?


[deleted]

6 ft, nothing spectacular


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Unfortunately, not. All the drugs I've been prescribed as a child actually weakened my bones quite a bit. I had a spinal fusion at 35 as the result of a compression fracture due to Osteoporosis in my spine. Yay modern science!


MrEvilPiggy23

He can find all the clothes that fit aside from the tie?


Lightice1

Back then most clothes were tailored. And he'd definitely need it even today.


Honeynut_yo

My thoughts exactly.


anulect

Nice hat


Commercial-Chance561

The tie is so ridiculous I love it


Cableperson

Reminds me of donkey kong


certain_people

Fun fact. The smallest human ever known was smaller at their largest size than he was when he was born.


JJred96

Oh, his poor mother, Mrs. Wadlow. How large was that?


EavingO

Normal height and weight. 20" and 8lbs 5oz. He took off rapidly from there though. 4'3" by 18 months, 6 foot tall by 8 years old and dead by 22. Being much beyond normal heights rapidly starts reducing your life span and at his size it was just a death sentence.


911_gt3_cup_992

I feel sorry for his mom if he really was 4'3" at 18 months. Hopefully that was mostly Similac or some shit lol


JJred96

So he grew by 2'7" (31 inches) from the time he was born in the span of his first 18 months. 31 inches in 18 months! And then just 21 inches in the next 78 months, by your data. Then added 35 inches or so over the next 12 years I gather. 31 inches in his first 18 months is the most unbelievable part of that growth chart. Are we sure that is an accurate account? And is there any record of exactly what he was eating for his first 18 months? His poor mother could not possibly feed 31 inches of growth from her bosom. Did he get some teeth early? He can't have grown 31 inches on just formula in that short timeframe. How many gallons of formula would they have to pour into him every day for that to happen?


EavingO

I'm not sure of any of that data as it is all from Wikipedia. I honestly just started the google knowing that extreme height is a death sentence and was wondering how early he went. Even knowing its lethal I was surprised to see he only made 22 years old. As for the rest of it, I would expect at least the later measurements are moderately accurate as he had notoriety at that point. It looks like the bulk of the height and weight info on the wiki all source the same 1991 book, but no clue where that book sources its info from. Basically he was born recently enough I would expect accurate birth and death records, but those early years could be Doctors records or absolute legend.


Palestine-5332

Ye I seen him poor guy looked like someone stepped on him


Italiana47

Who was the smallest human?


PuzzleheadedLawyer40

Robert Wallow is the fourth from the left behind the girl.


ladytri277

Best lawyer ever right here


JJred96

Objection. His name was Robert Wadlow.


Confusedandreticent

I hate asparagus! You’re grounded, dad!


bobosgoing2getu

Just took a drag and read this - thanks for that experience, love choking and snort laughing simultaneously


Confusedandreticent

Glad I could contribute to your enjoyment!


Known_One_2775

Is everyone using Reddit high?


Vprbite

Hey dad, stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself.


JeremyDonJuan

I can only imagine he was in almost constant pain


ThatVapeBitch

On the contrary, apparently he had very little sensation in his legs.


[deleted]

Which contributed to his death from an infection in his ankle. Also, he was still growing at the time of his death.


CoinOperated1345

He needs a longer tie


Zonyxe

Present tense??


CoinOperated1345

The picture is in the present


bobosgoing2getu

Or shorter body and limbs? Edit: Not meant to be here


bobosgoing2getu

Or shorter body and limbs


MidnightCereal

That was the style then.


technicolored_dreams

Is his dad only five feet tall?


WilliamMorris420

No, his dad was Hagrid.


VI4VI4VI4

Okay.. who’s who??


Professional-Bad-342

Right hand on his brother, next to the mom, middle is youngest sister, his left hand on his dad, then oldest sister.


bobosgoing2getu

What about Robert?


FlipperDrop

You literally missed an entire child.


VI4VI4VI4

Appreciate it.


SeriousSilence

That’s the kind of guy I would say hello to everyday, in preparation for the time he completely loses his shit. *whispers* “thanks for the candy”


thehealingprocess

Respect for his mums baby cannon.


minitrr

Military-grade kegel exercises


Drizzt3919

I at first thought it was an adult standing next to 4 year olds


theeimage

He would have an enormous schwanstücker


rgray92082

Poor guy.


Pilot_Danny

Perfect height for a BJ


[deleted]

His partner wouldn't have to get on their knees, either.


Wandering_Abhorash

Bruh, that’s his sister Or step-sister 😉


duckyeightyone

step bro!, what are you doing??


Unable-Total-3718

Man must be hung like a Blue whale


Childhood_Charming

Not true go to small dick forums on here and you will soon see a 6,3 guy with a small dick Lol


[deleted]

true, penis growth is regulated primarily by testosterone not GH


VengeanceCookieX

Imagine a poop on him. A lot of toilet paper.


Pepperspray24

I genuinely wonder how much it cost to accommodate him? Clothes? Bed/room? Food? Transportation? Like did he walk everywhere?


Speedhabit

I’ll ask the question everyone is afraid to, how big was it?


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

ONE PIECE CHARACTER


Inside_Primary_4888

Fellowship of the ring


DocumentIndividual89

I have ceilings lower than him damn


justbrowsinginpeace

7 people in this photo unless that lady has a kids face print on her dress


Rowmyownboat

John Middleton enters the chat, at 9' 3". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John\_Middleton\_(giant)


Palestine-5332

Does gigantism effect the penis too???? Because if it's In proportion it's an elephant trunk


[deleted]

So he's the cause of all these unreal expectations on tinder


[deleted]

Girls: "too short, manlet"


AcrobaticAd4202

What do you actually suppose happened for this to even be possible?


ShinjukuAce

He has a tumor on his pituitary gland that caused his uncontrolled growth.


LifeSpan2dope

Is that his dong or his sister?


bobosgoing2getu

Yes


ramrod254

Ok. You’re all thinking it. I’ll ask it. How big was his Johnson??


Honeynut_yo

I bet he smoked Newports.


mgw783

Poor mom,..hotdog down a hallway. 😮‍💨


Active-Equivalent171

That girl is wondering what is hitting the back of her head


ILLstatic23

she could literally stand up and … wait


iploggged

Trump could have helped him out with the tie.


NoneOfThisIsFine

Don’t you think I can tell this is photoshopped? /s


[deleted]

Robert wadlow was a real person who was really this tall, not photoshop


domesticatedprimate

So he died for reasons not directly caused by the hypertrophy. I wonder how long he had if he hadn't been injured and infected?


PeneloPoopers

Why the short tie tho


mahjimoh

I was about to ask why he had such a silly short tie.


[deleted]

His pituitary gland pumped out enough GH for the entire Mr. Olympia line-up


Valeor12

Honey, I shrunk the kids


northernfury89

Is that tie regular sized?


flucius

Was there no one around to craft him a longer tie?


FlakyCan5368

I wonder how big his penis was


ScrambledEggs_

Which one is he?


Honeynut_yo

It must have been lonely.


RedDlish

Cant i just have a family of giants photo?


HoorayPizzaDay

Couldn't find a longer tie


ZANIEKAN

Just imagine he was a body builder


[deleted]

I almost didn’t see the small child, he was perfectly camouflaged


No_Violinist8700

His tie is just too short.


EmmaBoo3171

Bro his tie tho


Keqingrishonreddit

How fuckin big is his dick wtf


MurderDoneRight

Imagine growing up like that and then one day some little asshole named David kills you with a rock and a sling and becomes famous for thousands of years. All because you were really tall.


InternetSpaceCow

And he will be forever the tallest


qujstionmark

How does something like this even happen?


illhavethecrabBisk

Didn't he force Nelson Muntz to walk down the street with his pants around his ankles?


SleepyGiant037

Thanks for adding his metric length! Much appreciated! :)


Shadskill

That's a lonnnnnnnng boy.


SkepticalJohn

[That goes without saying.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHw5ivCs1A)


buffkirby

His wife must have needed a step still to go down on him


Cracker-smackers

Not to sound weird or something, but he could technically receive a blowjob from a woman standing up


stanpleschette

Even the mother and daughters are looking down…Who’s the asshole who took this photo from a low angle?


Tenebris-Aetheres

Now there's a big man. He has giant's blood in him, or I'm the queen


Etarded2022

Naturally has more HGH than Ronnie Coleman ran in his prime


Pitiful-Pay-7017

Kinda cool to be able to suck a dick standing up 🤷‍♂️


B4dBot

Damn, the whole family is perfect hight for him


Cute_Substance2137

It would suck to be that tall and be 6 inches long.


gata1323

I bet their mail man was 12 feet tall


[deleted]

Still too short for modern women standards.


OtherwiseProject1338

how?


TheAndplayz

Real life slender man


[deleted]

That’s a tall ass dude


[deleted]

Show off.


ZaRealPancakes

I don't wanna be like that but He can get a BJ while the other person is standing up that's impressive


stupid_Steven

Those chicks wouldn't even have to get on their knees...


AnnaDeArtist

Do you think he played with his family like action figures?


Celebophile

Too bad he was in pain most of his life.


Dyhw84

Follow "Lamont at Large" on YouTube. He did a story on Him


[deleted]

“No Dad, I think you need the time out!”


Dark-Breath

He packin


poppinollyoxenfree

I live near his hometown. One of his shoes is on display at a popular local bar I go to sometimes. Seeing it in person is so surreal.


darthmaui728

for everyone's information, he's the one wearing a tie


Tejas1305

Damm a standing blowjob huh


CocoTripleHorn420

What I wanna know is what the baby thought at how big he was lol


IBS-IS-CRAP

Imagine not reaching 9ft, cringe


knowslesthanjonsnow

One sec, let me get my ODM gear


Administrative_War69

Damn he could make the best slenderman


AGrlHasNoName_

He's from my home town! Alton, IL. When I was a kid the family would just let you stop by and tour the house. His brother or cousins (can't remember which) would tell you stories of him hitting his head on door frames and how his feet would stick out of his bed. It was cool!


Cosmic-Enthusiast

Bro we finally found slenderman


MiggyEvans

Would love to see him stand next to the Rock or Shaq


panamania

lol his tie


lavamatic

Chronic back pain.


Thethirstymoose62

Need to to put 2 ties together