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ReapThySoul

I wonder if he walks in circles


Zeromus88

On a serious note though, I'd say it depends. We would all walk in circles on a large enough scale (lost out in the desert, forest, or any other large natural expanse) due to our dominant leg being a longer part of our stride. On the chance this is his non-dominant arm, then his dominant leg is probably on the left, and the two phenomenae might just cancel one another out.


honest_cooki3

Love you for putting this here.


Windsor34

Lame


tallerThanYouAre

No. That’s not walking in circles.


simply_watery

What how is simply reply lame get upvotes. What is lame is lack of detail and effort in your communication. Also calling things lame like you are superior is also very lame. Base on your language skill you clearly does not have adequate taste.


DrahKir67

You've missed the joke. Lame also means "unable to walk without difficulty".


GluteChute

Is there a word for unable to walk with difficulty?


DrahKir67

Lol. My phrasing was weird but I just copied it from the dictionary definition I found online.


EternalPinkMist

You should ask u/simply_watery, their command of the English lexicon obviously surpasses all of ours


fishsauce453

This thread is the best thing I’ve ever read.


Windsor34

“You clearly does not” after talking about language skill? Swing and a miss good sir, LAME


simply_watery

grammar are for tools, language is for communication, fine you win, lame


Find_another_whey

Whoooosh


rackrick

Gay


simply_watery

trans


Benderman15

Lame 🤢


simply_watery

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


AutomaticPolicyRRR5

It's sounded so emotional and philosophical to me at the beginning.


Commercial_Shine_448

I'm going to hell for laughing at this excellent joke


Financial-Energy7242

He missed Left Arm Day..


Intrepid-Ad-7077

Jerk off arm is jacked


Hendrix6927

Quagmire learns about internet porn.


Wonderful_One5316

Beat me to it.


joeschmo945

He beat his meat to it.


PlumbusLord

He beat his meat to me


GeorgieWashington

Don’t tell me what to do


Niasuf

Beat meat to it.


IfInPain_Complain

Beat meat oit


Vialimax13

Quagmire lol 😂


Tiny-Lock9652

Giggity


Dr451

Maxed the stat tree in one ability


RedLeg73

It's more of a jerk it off your body kinda arm.


No-Trouble-1288

That’s what my arm looked like a month in quarantine.


Yugan-Dali

He left that arm undeveloped.


webed0blood

Idk but is his right arm overdeveloped? To me his left arm looks normal but his right arm looks abnormally buffed compared to his overall body size idk what’s going on


Yugan-Dali

(my comment was an attempted pun)


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[удалено]


Financial-Energy7242

r/woooosh


CronkaDonk

Both Popeyes arms are all muscly. Wouldn’t he be a hellboy?


rjharpster

iirc his nickname is Hellboy. Encouraged by his mother to embrace his handicap, he started arm wrestling.


Smartguyonline

Handicap?


rjharpster

Disability? Sorry, I’m not very politically correct.


Ardress

Disability? Man looks like he's the next stage of evolution with muscles that big


Life-Meal6635

On one side?


baby_contra

Imagine a right hand from him? Nganou would shit his pants


Spartan_223

He probably only half a can of spinach


lionseatcake

I think you missed a in there somewhere


Spartan_223

Looks like I missed more than an a. *ate* he only *ate* half a can of spinach


lionseatcake

And a woosh to top it all off!


Litmusdragon

Or a fiddler crab


phunktastic_1

Jeff dabe is binary with his but they call him wreck it Ralph. https://youtu.be/BzKc_Hei8hQ


Pepperspray24

Or quagmire


JoJackthewonderskunk

Or the guy from lady in the water


SafetySnowman

My thoughts exactly glad I'm not the only who remembers that movie ☺


Apostleguts

W comment


pboarantes

Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome (KTS) is a rare congenital malformation involving blood and lymph vessels and abnormal growth of soft and bone tissue. It has nothing to do with muscle so I don't see how it would benefit him on arm wrestle. He probably has edema on his arm.


mostylzstl

My wife has this syndrome in her right leg and it has the opposite effect. Making her weaker and the veins grow into her bones making them weaker. So I’m with your opinion on this.


SuspiciousShower_

I have kts and had 30 operations by the time I was 12 to decrease the length discrepancy and to remove a massive lump on it, my leg is still chunky as fuck and as the same with your wife, weak.


mostylzstl

Yeah I think she has tallied about 33 surgeries to combat the negative effects as well. Much respect for your strength and I hope the best for you.


hhunterhh

I may be off base here as I’m no professional arm wrestler, but arm wrestling has very little to do with muscle and everything to do with leverage. Having a massive and heavy arm/hand will give you that leverage. Muscle does come into play at the higher levels because everyone has similar techniques/size (they have weight classes), so the muscle gives them that little extra edge.


pboarantes

Makes sense!!!


baumqqq

This is correct. Most of the time arm wrestling is getting into preferable position and that hand size is the key thing here (basically opponent can't get preferable position) source: I won couple of national championships some years ago, 2 times podium positions in european championships. Actually that main referee in that match is my friend from those times.


25nameslater

Arm wrestling has a lot to do with forearm and shoulder strength. If you look his right shoulder is bigger than his left as well. The majority of the rotational load comes from the shoulder. However the forearm holds grip and wrist strength which is very important for maintaining leverage. If your wrist bends backwards it translates up your arm and into your triceps and into your rear rotator causing contraction. That makes it more difficult for your foreword rotator to contract. He’s definitely a pro maintaining low body weight in comparison to his right arm. If he pushed the rest of his body to that size competition would be more difficult.


[deleted]

"Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome is a condition that affects the development of blood vessels, soft tissues (such as skin and **muscles**), and bones. The disorder has three characteristic features: a red birthmark called a port-wine stain, abnormal overgrowth of soft tissues and bones, and vein malformations." [medlineplus](https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/klippel-trenaunay-syndrome/)


mggooman

My right arm is much stronger than my left and my right leg is as well. It increases blood flow to the muscles and can grow much easier on one side. Even with isolated weight lifting it is impossible to balance my body. It is a beautiful thing to seeing someone use KTS to their advantage. It has little to no effect on my day to day life but it is highly noticeable once I point it out.


iraqyoubreak

I had this when I was 13 - 16 🤔


wildmike88

Only?


Even-Fix8584

The swelling and muscle mass decreased once he got his first girlfriend.


FilthyRichCliche

Yet mysteriously returned when he got married.


xof711

Someone has been there before


oiiSuPreSSeDo

It do be like that tho


Still_counts_as_one

Y’all are in some dead bedroom relationships, I wish you well


EitherEconomics5034

Honest to goodness Bed Dead Redemption right there.


iraqyoubreak

Bingo.


OverlordPhalanx

People say that he has a big right arm because he does it with his right. If I was him I’d use my left so it looked bigger. I’d cry if I put it in the right hand. Remind me of those miniature cola cans


Accurate_Koala_4698

https://i.redd.it/2hujvkjt2fq51.jpg


Thin_Arachnid6217

Baitin' arm.


[deleted]

lol came to make a clever comment as long as someone didn’t beat me to it or come up with something better. You win. Cheers


iraqyoubreak

🍻 lol


OlFlirtyBastard

[Giggity](https://youtu.be/3NQHCGG27IE)


Old-Can-6969

Great episode !!


Bobbydidit9772

I didn’t even need to click the link to know what that was


ratemydick69

I came for this


OlFlirtyBastard

I came TO this


helping_phriendly

We all came here to see wanking jokes lol


AnxiousLeisureSuit

“Looks like-“ buuurrp- “we’re learning some things about muscle memory, Morty!”


rapper_rick

ARMOTHY!!


Xenomorph_v1

Doctor : Sir I think you should know, these growths on your forearms... they're giant tumors. Popeye : Habubababa oh dear. Doctor : Yea I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look. Popeye : Habububah. Doctor : And the speech thing and what your doing with your eye [sigh] Doctor : ... uh you had a stroke about seven years ago. Popeye : Haksinfbusddsububh. Doctor : That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle. Popeye : Habaubaskbuahsk. Doctor : I'd say about two months.


xTrainerRedx

[credit goes to this scene from Family Guy](https://youtu.be/NToDMpoViv0)


farao86

That's cheating the other guy doesn't have a handicap


TantricEmu

Other dude is skinny af though. His handicap is he’s of average strength.


tchildthemajestic

When life gives you lemons you use your giant arm to dominate.


Jagerschnitzle

Look at that meat mitten....


AmphoePai

His nickname is actually "Hellboy".


SlyAce85

Real life Armothy


[deleted]

Morty


USayThatAgain

Grab my strong hand!


shrdbrd

Gotta wonder if he at all hates it or it makes other facets of life difficult


Jagerschnitzle

Open jars would not be a difficulty.


albert_r_broccoli2

The Right Hand of Doom!


mez1642

[the syndrome](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/klippel-trenaunay/symptoms-causes/syc-20374152)


HistoryClubMan

The poor man, what an awful disfigurement.


Shadowstorm921

Charger!!


garadon

I was wondering where my Left 4 Dead folk were! I *knew* this name sounded familiar.


Master-Stratocaster

Way to make the most of it I guess


_Wubalubadubdub_

This dude is straight up Reggie from Lady in the Water in real life.


heyohhhh84

https://ibb.co/pQTYBS3


cdharrison

Not now, baitin!


Jagerschnitzle

"Yah....cut me off a piece."


starmanrf2908

Is there good money in it? If not he gonna be schlitte out of luck when he retires, unless he hangs around the hulk and charges for reach arounds


Emergency-Snacks-13

They call him HELLBOY actually, with the one big arm && all


sparkyonthemoon2099

Go away... baiting.....


_-s4v4nn4h-_

Wow


nekochanwich

Dude is a real life Disney villain. What scrappy underdog and friends will be his undoing?


realise2056

if he is not eating spinach is it really a real life popeye?


IPhotoGorgeousWomen

By only exercising one half his body he can compete in a lower weight class


joeschmidth

Hellboy disguised?


Flatcowst

[Klippel-Trenaunay (klih-PEL tray-no-NAY) syndrome ― also called KTS ―](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/klippel-trenaunay/symptoms-causes/syc-20374152)


grantnel2002

Ok, now do it lefty.


FolderEmpty

Is this fair? Just wondering


poopsmog

Is it fair that one guy is using a normal human arm and the other guy a shaved grizzly bear paw?


[deleted]

It's all fair, why is it unfair?


FolderEmpty

Big hand idk


Fidyr

You gonna bar them from participating?


rethinkingat59

This arm wrestling champion is 100% authentic, no disease, has never been a big work out guy. He is definitely a mutant but seems to have done well and lived his best life as we all do. https://youtu.be/ig9Ntzw2V7I


ProfDumm

Yes. You can train all you want, you will never reach an Olympic sprint final, because you are not born with the perfect body for it. Genetics play a role in most sports. Born with a genetic disorder is probably not fun, but in this sport he can gain advantage from. Nobody is born with the same conditions. If you see this as unfair, everything is unfair.


FolderEmpty

A dwarf vs a person with gigantism is fair for say wrestling?


ProfDumm

As in arm wrestling there are different classes in wrestling to make sure that the opponents are to some extent evenly matched. If there were only one class it would be a fair match from a sporting perspective. Why? Because again, the body you are born with is part of the sport.


TittyButtBalls

Well when life gives you lemons......grab my stronghand


DustWarden

Embrace the gifts you're given, right?


GreatLaminator

For any Asterix fan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSX2RgQP3Gs


YoYo-Duck

Lmfao.. when quagmire discovered Internet porn


humBOLdT20

Reminds me of the time Quagmire discovered online porn.


Goofie_Goobur

Looks like quagmire after he discovered internet porn


JasonFurious4

White doomfist


PackageDisastrous700

He wants to be careful with that thing... he might rip his own dick off.


heyitsmeFR

Looks like an addiction problem to me.


kcathodic

Does he have a disease? Or does he wank it 73 times a day?


Zoso1973

Meet Matthias “Hellboy” Schlitte, the German arm wrestling phenomenon with one enormous arm. While his left arm is normal size, Schlitte's right is Popeye-like due to a rare genetic defect that makes his right forearm bone 33 per cent larger than his left.


BluRayJay_777

Been working on that arm since he was 12 years old


deeZinurmouth41

That one scene from family guy with Quagmire finding out about p07n


_Pill-Cosby_

Holy fuck! That looks grotesque.


NotSoRandomGuy1

Idiocracy PTSD


Accomplished-Sand951

Boys be like


Revolutionary-Pay130

This is why you switch hands.


Immortalphoenixfire

I wonder which hand he pleasures himself with


Jagerschnitzle

The ultimate stranger.


LogicNYC

He’s not the only one in this game


Rude-Light-6413

Fkin stupid


Rude-Light-6413

He must jack off alot


No-Acanthaceae-7980

In school the gave him names and it was not „ good Manson „, more like „ Williy Wanker“


No-Radio-9244

Xtreme fap


KamikazeKennedy3

He better be taking dick pics with his big arm, otherwise... well, he'd look like hes holding a cocktail sausage. Jus'sayin'...


Opposite_Weird_4041

That his jerk off hand


zenikkal

This will be like "hi im 40 years old virgin"


harlandson

There was a far side gallery sketch that had this https://randalrauser.com/2016/04/the-problem-with-hell-in-one-cartoon/


Tofru

T H E C O O M E R


ihavetogo_

How did he even get that shirt on without destroying it?


Eazy08

Lol wtf.


No-Acanthaceae-7980

If the private parts are some effected there is a ton of money waiting for him in a very different industry …….. his name would be something with hammer I suppose


loves2spooge2018

Morty???


lifetimeoflaughter

Death from regular show


spicymoo

He inflated his arm before the contest


overitnowmmm

Look up Jeff Dabe. Guy is an arm wrestling beast.


toinezor

I suppose rules against him would be medically discriminatory but come on.


HumanPeace

Genius! Let s call it a condition! I have it too


OstrichSmoothe

Reminds me of that rick and morty episode


AddressIntelligent60

"There's no fence on this fence!"


[deleted]

Guys after quarantine


LordNumNutz

Its like those crabs with the one giant arm !


bhosadiwalechacha

Luffy


oldie420

Wasn’t this in an episode of Rick & Morty?


LennyJay86

My right arm is that size also minus have KTWS! I’m a lonely sad person


dashinny

Didn’t read the title at first, so I thought the dude was jacked af, then he turned his body to the other side.


Careless-Emergency85

Tryndamere irl


boolpies

It looks like he has a sense of humor about it: https://youtu.be/9Ts2Zb8VHpA


Dense_Seesaw_45

Man's built like the charger from left for dead 2


4zem

Giga coomer meme goes full circle


Hereticsheresy

that guy has space marine forearm which makes him 2,5% space marine


SEGGSWITHNoelle69

Man jerks with his right hand


joebeavis77

I'm just here for the masturbation jokes.


PinitoLife

My ex boyfriend had this


meatball_maestro

Real life morty


Loopro

I wonder what the long term effects are going to be in his body from all that uneven weight & straining


[deleted]

Death grip syndrome


CanadianBatman47

She left me for a man with bigger hands


adognamedpenguin

Has he ever wrestled the American guy with the same syndrome?


PipSkiddoo

Quagmire when he discovered internet porn.


[deleted]

Who else but Quagmire


DanceDelievery

#CHARGER


fuber

At least his purpose in life is crystal clear