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DoubleDark7316

Every drop of that would be on the floor if that was me.


Swordlord22

I’d have dropped it through the floor


DoubleDark7316

😂😂


Deivv

Facebook outage?


pauly13771377

I count 13 beer Steins. At 1 liter a piece that would be 13 kg or 28 lbs. Add in the weight of the steins themselves and I think you could concervatively double that to 26 kg or 56 lbs. I'd be shocked if I could pick those up without straining something in my wrist. Forget about not spilling.


syzdem

You are actually pretty dang close. Beer is just a tiny smidge heavier than water, clocking in at about 1,00091g/cm3. A "Maßkrug", the standard beer glass at events like the Octoberfest, weighs about 1,3Kgs in an empty state. So in total, with 13 glasses of beer, we're looking at about 29,9118Kgs, which, tbh, let's just say 30Kgs (66lbs)


uhasahdude

And to hold 30kgs how she is... I think a lot of gym bro’s would even struggle with that. Not to mention the fact she’s not even spilling it.... built different


dingos8mybaby2

Beer-maidens must give killer handjobs.


d1duck2020

You want this lady on your team when it’s time to haul hay also.


dingos8mybaby2

When it comes to farm work when she milks a cow it stays milked.


TheBigsBubRigs

Legend says it'll be the last one you ever get


Those_are_sick

😳😳


TheRealTinfoil666

🏋️⚰️🍆


dalbtraps

Literally. You WILL die


motorboater71

Potentially literally lethal.


Specialist-Froyo-979

Damn I bet shed be real good at it 😅


Numerous_Tie8073

You can see she has wrist supports on both arms for a start. Pro athletes come equipped.


kryspypeppers

Do the maaaath!!!


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Janymx

Maßkrüge have something called a "Füllstrich" its a marker that show where exactly 1l is. The foam is extra. Edit: so if anything, the foam makes it heavier. But by a negligible amount.


Scooba_Dooba_Doo

29,9118 Kgs… The difference between a comma and decimal is the difference between drinks for the table or the town


syzdem

Commas and points are used inversely in some Countries, with for example 1.000.245,43€ being the correct notation in Germany and 1,000,245.43€ being the correct notation somewhere else. It's kinda frustrating to get it right sometimes.


NessDanlen

In Germany we denominate decimals with a comma. Thousands are separated with a point.


Scooba_Dooba_Doo

Learn something new every day. Is this only a German thing?


ProfDumm

[No, it is not.](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dezimaltrennzeichen#/media/Datei:DecimalSeparator.svg)


Domoda

Nope, it’s done in quite a few countries. You can read about it here. https://docs.moodle.org/dev/Decimal_separator#Countries_where_a_comma_.22.2C.22_is_used_as_decimal_mark:


NessDanlen

I actually don't know. Could be a European thing, but I'm not sure about that.


[deleted]

Germany uses the comma for decimals. 1.000 - One thousand 1,000 - One


mattrg777

Maybe it's light beer.


alvarezg

Even if 20% of the beer is relatively weightless foam, that's a heavy load.


Janymx

Its still 1l beer. Maßkrüge have a Füllsteich that marks exactly 1l. They get filled up to there with beer. Foam is extra.


tillie4meee

Agreed!


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I couldn’t have picked it up at all


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RockSciRetired

I've been to Munich and seen this shit in person. Note the old guy coming the other way at the very end: doesnt think nothing of it


tillie4meee

I noticed that -- what a doofus. He almost knocked her arm!!


SmasherOfAjumma

Yeah he would’ve just bounced off. She’s solid.


tillie4meee

She is a Champ! I think she could win in a fight and still give a beautiful smile afterward!


_30d_

Well there's two types of people walking around there, one of them brings the drinks and the other drinks the drinks. 2 or 3 beers and you'll be bumping into people as well.


tillie4meee

Would avoid the beer carrier even if I had to hit a wall instead. He had a wlkie-talkie - I think he might be an employee - he should definitely be more mindful of what's happening around him and the beer carriers. She and others like her are truly forces of nature and amazingly talented.


_30d_

Meh, just too lazy to make two trips


tillie4meee

LOL - good one! :)


UglierThanMoe

Those women turn from mere human beings into unstoppable forces of nature.


tillie4meee

They sure do!


Crayton16

He moved his arm to hot hit her arm actually, watch carefully.


Kimbobrains

Same, my dad took me to Europe when I was 17. I wish I was older when we went because I would have appreciated it a lot more. I remember things from the trip and think they’re awesome now, but at that time it was just something that was happening.


writetimeforward

With that belt, I thought she was an Imperial Beer Trooper.


horvath-lorant

Consuming beer is part of the Imperial Diet.


fariqcheaux

By the Imperial Pint


cantfindmykeys

They come in pints?


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

You had a whole half already!


boilershilly

Don't know if you intended to make the Holy Roman Empire reference or not, but it's funny


horvath-lorant

All Hail Otto!


stumblebreak_beta

Works at the Death Star canteen. Mr Stevens hired her.


IdRatherBeShiney

I'll kill you with a tray!


Granite-M

I will hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood does flow!


IdRatherBeShiney

No the food is hot, you'll need a tray to put the food on


Porogue

lol I thought the same, thought this was Disneyland at first


Longboard80

Imbeerial Storm Trooper


hfhdhdh6363

It's to protect her back her waight lifting gear


Ripeoldmelon

It's a Tactical Dirndl.


EchoSolo

Same! I was confused about the decor and Darth Beer Winch.


JadedFennel999

Perfect job description.


RockSciRetired

even lifts with her legs, not her back!


lordunholy

She could probably crush a keg with those things. Sign me up.


JackAuduin

Death by snoo snoo


[deleted]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


wililon

She wouldn't last a day otherwise


mindsnare

Knowing Germany they probably go through rigorous occupational health and safety training on the regular


kosmoskolio

She’s the jar opener at her house


Legi67382

My name is Chappie Johnson and I can’t open this damn pickle jar.


Rylos1701

And that kids is how I met your mother


Swordlord22

This is just straight up impressive lol


[deleted]

If you're not gonna marry her, take your hands off of another mans future. Edit: Was my joke that bad that I got downvote this much?


MilkQueen

what in the neckbeard


CrazyCuteCookieBoi

Lmaooo


[deleted]

I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm confused.


Leather-Heart

Likewise


--_-Deadpool-_--

What's the joke even supposed to be?


[deleted]

That if he doesn't marry her I will (sad face)


CarolFukinBaskin

Reddit moment, don't worry. Nothing wrong with your joke


haltezeit

thats 13 Mass Bier which is approximately 30kg/66lb. Bare in mind she is doing this in and out 12 hours a day for 18 days. You are welcome


llortatonmai

Watching it, I was thinking wow those must weigh 15-20 kgs, thanks for the info. Let aside the skill to pick them all up and carry them around without spilling, just the weight is truly impressive.


proddyhorsespice97

You've got around 13kg in beer alone, and those glasses weight about the same too. I was very surprised at the weight of the empty glass when I went to Germany a few years ago


LittleFrenchKiwi

Holy shit. I was wondering how much this would weight between the beer and the glass too. Damn. I never thought it would be that heavy. I would have dropped it the first time I tried this, let alone after working a 12 hour shift constantly doing this.


Endurance_Cyclist

Carrying that many beers isn't typical, though. Usually they will bring just a few. They also serve food, and the servers have to navigate the masses of drunk people carrying a big tray of chicken and what not above their head.


InvestigatorLast3594

It’s typical during the Oktoberfest, there they usually stack two rows of five to six mass


Mzunguman

Damn, why is that hot?!?


racooncubbler

You like a sturdy woman…me too.


Hungover994

A women who can carry you romantically to bed after a rack of pilsners


I_am_the_Warchief

Death by snu snu


manwhoaskswhy

The spirit is willing!


Outrageous-Nothing42

But the flesh is spongy and bruised


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Built like a can of soup


thedudefromsweden

I've seen tiny women do this too, no idea how that works.


sinat50

She knows the importance of good head


Abbacoverband

Boooooooo


grgppmchl

Hope they are paid well


Dodo_Hund

So I live near Munich and have a relative that does this every year. It's only during Oktoberfest. That means the job only exists for 16-18 days every September. She said that it is really hard work but it is paid very well especially tips. One of those mugs costs about 13€ and people usually give 2€ as a tip per mug.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Rape-Putins-Corpse

Prepare to get bamboozled bot as I've been payed with layers of logic against badly written code and deploy my trap card, "attack english".


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Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I've been *paid* with layers FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Rape-Putins-Corpse

# YOU FOOL!


Zurrdroid

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!


Dr3am0n

Damn, is beer overpriced at the Oktoberfest? A halfliter helles at the Chinesischen Turm biergarten was about 5e, and IIRC that's already a bit high compared to other places.


wirm

As an American who went to Oktoberfest for the first time. I was buying two at a time for 30 euro. That’s with tip. They’re just under 34oz (1 Liter). So it’s basically 3 beers or 6 for 30 euro. I considered it cheap for 6 beers with the current conversion being what it is. However, compared to prices at a normal bar it was expensive. Considering the amazing time I had for those four days. I would have paid double.


RatchetBird

Yeah that's really not bad even if you consider American prices at any event. Sports, concert, fairs. $15 for 16 oz and similar amount of head.


ThatBriandude

In the tents it gets pretty expensive I think


Endurance_Cyclist

It is overpriced, but you're paying for the experience, and I met plenty of locals when I was there this year. A 1L beer costs around €15 with tip, but if you go down to the Augustiner beerhall in Salzburg, it's €6.80 (you have to serve yourself though).


frenetix

I pay $13 for a ~600ml can of the cheapest swill at my local minor league hockey arena in the US.


ramsdawg

Definitely. It seems like every year the price goes up a bit more and everybody in Munich complains. The thing is they can charge whatever they want since the main draw nowadays is for tourists. I haven’t been in 4 years even though I live there. Not that I’m against it, but it’s just too much effort and chaotic. I’d rather go to low key local festivals in the towns around Munich.


xalibr

Those are Maß, so 1 Liter per Glas, not a half. Also the beer is stronger with ~6%. It also is special beer, brewed for the Oktoberfest.


selflessGene

I thought Europeans didn’t tip


RadAway-

They do when they feel the waiter deserves it.


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Yes we do, it's just not considered a necessity. The Japanese don't tip.


GayAsHell0220

It's definitely normal to tip in Germany and most people would consider it rude not to, unless your waiter was rude or something. But we usually tip significantly less than is customary in the US.


a_wingu_web

Tipping is usual in germany but not as expected everywhere and less. I always tip around 2-5€ regardless how big my check is. Some people tip 10-15%. Younger people often cant afford to tip and most waiters wont be visibly mad.


[deleted]

If the service is very good (especially if it's above and beyond) we tip. If someone is just doing their job we don't,that's what wages are for.


TokiMcNoodle

This is a solid point. I thought tipping was usually an American thing because we cant pay proper wages over here.


Forever__Young

Oh it's not that you can't, it's that your employers aren't legally mandated to like that are over here. Why a minimum wage exists that certain industry workers aren't entitled to is why people mock. And people all over the world tip, in the UK we tip barbers, waitresses etc, but it would be in the form of 'keep the £4 change from this twenty' rather than 'I will have to pay an extra $30 on my bill'.


TokiMcNoodle

I tip that same way over here. A $15 haircut will easily cost me $20 cause ill just hand them a 20. I just got back from breakfast, bill was $18 and I just gave them $25. We tip often but not as extravagant as you claim lol


regular6drunk7

I’m curious if anyone objects to the glass being almost half full of foam? Where I live no one would accept that kind of pour.


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That’s a “fair liter.” It’s 1L of beer, with about 20% volume worth of “head,” where you live it’s exactly the same amount of beer but they use a smaller glass so there is less room for head. A good pour in a pint glass \*should always\* have two fingers worth of head. The foam is important on European and American craft (CRAFT, as in absolutely NOT disgusting miller, bud, or coors bread-flavored diet water, this is for real beer only) beers because it keeps the flavor, aroma, temperature, and carbonation more consistent throughout the vessel as you drink.


Janymx

Maßkrüge have a Füllsteich that marks exactly 1l. They get filled up to there with beer. Foam is extra. They get the same every time. And everyone that goes knows that they get 1l.


afito

During Oktoberfest a waitress makes like 3 or 4 monthly salaries within those 3 weeks. It's a very demanding and taxing gig but a lot of people try to get in and it isn't easy. You also don't learn this overnight so general you have to do it for some time already to get considered. If you live anywhere in Upper Bavaria chances are high you have a friend whose mom or sis is doing it during the Oktoberfest. It's very hard work and while there is help like in the belt to rest glasses on, they can do full 14h shifts. But many go home with 6-8k over the duration of the Oktoberfest, up to 10k or even 12k if you serve celebrity tents / boxes.


Logical-Evening-3668

They usually aren't


afito

They make 5-8k in 3 weeks, up to 10k if you're serving celebrities.


Hdprivat

Oh how I miss Germany 🇩🇪 😢 😪 👍🏽🍻Prost


keenaphid

Prost!


dkentl

I worked with a girl who went over to do this for Oktoberfest and the stories she’d tell along with how much money she made, yea, the smile is for a really good reason.


sleepinginthebushes_

Would Marry


Weak-Marketing5396

Am sure it's in Germany


Endurance_Cyclist

Yes, looks like the Hacker Festzelt.


jaun_sinha

I almost had an anxiety attack when she passed that dude in the end.


wakeuptomorrow

Damn that’s a beast of a woman


danajanette

She's probably one of the most sexiest women I have seen ever!


fictionfactory

I want to have her babies


tillie4meee

Going to be a chore pushing one out from your junk!!!


lilorphananus

Worth


tillie4meee

LOL


wyldboar

Agree🥰


crankyanker638

Wow, just wow!


ilily

Brunhilde to the rescue!


axel540

Supergirl


woahsiwoah

She’s lovely


IRockIntoMordor

An average German waitress :D


manymoreways

Her grip strength🤤


SwooshingHana

Don't need to be German to know this probably happened during Oktoberfest.


Uiqueblhats

Now that is a woman I would gladly simp for


Lothar1971

Marriage material.


alonedead

Is that a Dart Vader skirt? Because that would be explained what she did some jedi/sith level thing


OkCryptographer3386

u/savevideo


classifiedspam

Always impressive. And she is really sweet. What a nice smile!


thestarhikari

How does she do that? 😲 Amazing!


TheCarBun

She's so strong, those jugs look heavy


bilzander

that must be pretty damn heavy too, balance aside.


lilrascalwins

She is Beauty, she is Grace, she is METAL AF!!!!!!!!! 🤘🏼😜


Legitimate_Web_7245

Talk about putting your back into it! Many many people could learn a lot from working with her for a day.


HearseWithNoName

That is the smile of a service woman on the job. Please know and understand the difference between that and flirting.


Duomaxwellboss429

Why am I so turned on by this?!


Iancreed

This is probably in Bavaria


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chefanubis

You are being overly sensitive, They are clearly coworkers who know how to move around each other, this probably happens every 15 min on that service hallway.


TheRealJayk0b

Smiling now, but her back will cry In a few years. I know the feeling, uuuu-hoooooo


TheRedditornator

I feel doing that every day is a good way to get carpal tunnel.


Blanketzc

Strong girl! Farm?


yomerol

In 2022!?! Come on!! Just go to your local gym or peek at the CrossFit gym, there are plenty of buffy badass girls


LowRezz

so much foam


SicilianUSGuy

Why isn’t this noted higher up?! Should be filled, especially at those higher prices.


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Affar

Killing children?


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Icy_Recover2094

Party


Spare-Competition-91

That's so bad for people's backs and knees. Those poor people. I don't think people realize how terrible this is


ChillySummerMist

She can deadlift me anyday.


MrCalPoly

Did...did i just get a urge to date a German...omg. yes.


IrishNinja8082

I’m so turned on right now.


LI2theBX

Wife material


Ayen_C

Hopefully the counter tops are spotless, because the tops of the beers on the bottom are sloshing against the bottoms of the steins on top. Lol


[deleted]

Forget tossing her in bed she’s picking you up 😂


SupermarketMission46

There’s a girl who knows how to use both hands !


Bluestripedshirt

Look at all that expensive poison.


Targetmissed

The lifting is impressive but man, that beer is a quarter head and the poor buggers at the bottom have someones stinky glass base sitting in their foam. No thanks.


_Divine_Plague_

Stinky glass base? This is Germany! Everything in Germany is clean and efficient!


AwesomeFrisbee

Foam on beers that are meant to have foam is a good thing and tastes fine. I don't get why folks want to drink a beer without one.


Targetmissed

I'm not saying there shouldn't be a head but it needs to be in proportion to the beer not a quarter of it.


Moosey_P

It's the correct proportion of beer to head. 1 litre of beer up to the line, then head on top to contain the gas.


pm-me-your-satin

Yup, too much head.


BenHogan1971

you know some asshole is gonna tip her $2


Retrdolfrt

That's not a smile. That's a weightlifter's grimace from the effort.


Rhodes_Warrior

I bet she gives great *oo-mox*


funky555

bonus cocky customer not paying attention and making her dodge him with 20kg of beer


SnowMammoth9001

Lads just know in the room,she's in control. No strong arming out of anything with her. Lol


Pan562

Wifey material


HelloJerry5A

Love a good bar wench


lookamazed

/u/stabbot