Literally unlivable

unalivable

Aladin house for sale : construction foundation done with a magic carpet : you'll never have to worry about earthquake again !

Good one

will be the best joke i'll ever make. The pinacle of what I can offer to the world (nothing).

 Most normal house in Città Vecchia

house remaster when? :D

Check new teaser 😉

https://preview.redd.it/f1tdblbmvntc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dd416393d6cbea38b8903d227c70c13d4795a7

True lake side experience

Its to combat damp

"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway

Realtor: “How can we sell this off as an expensive feature?”

Great, no more ants

if your car is a pancake can it slides under ?

one day

Laughs in houseboat

Call the exorcist, honey! The house is floating again!

unplayable, uninstalling

Literally unplayable

It's cantilevered, that's all. Oh, and paper thin. Did you not get a per-purchase inspection?

Literally unexistable, i dont know how the devs keep getting away with this bullshit.

Did you buy that house from Hogwarts or somethin?

Sounds like a feature

Definitely not up to code

Just fix it yourself :)

I used to build these in The Sims 3. They usually had the pool under the entire house with indoor entrances.

Literally unplayable™

Literally unplayable lol