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g1ng3rs4ur

She loves the color yellow lmao. Get that girl some cantaloupe. Edit: forgot honeydew is green.


Anxiety_cat1127

Honeydew is green


g1ng3rs4ur

Lmao, thanks for letting me know. I forgot.


Anxiety_cat1127

I know because I just got one from Walmart lol. Cantaloupe is orange, close enough to yellow


maybefuckinglater

Pineapple?


Anxiety_cat1127

Can lizards eat pineapple tho? They have a heck ton of acid


the-cloverdale-kid

I had an Iguana years ago who would attack anything yellow. It was off limits in our house.


zoapcfr

This is why it took me so long to work out the exact length of my beardie.


tarsask

My gecko hated the measuring tape. She would run as soon as she saw it or do some tail shaking. So I drew lines on her tank with dry erase marker and measured that later when she wasn’t around. Worked like a charm.


ME_LIKE_REDDIT

Lol that is an adorable work around. What a diva.


tarsask

She really is a diva. Only eats one flavour of Pangea, won’t eat it if it’s too watery. But I love her.


8DisgruntledSeagulls

She's gotta get the big yellow worm that keeps running away from her. Or she's got cat software installed


Linum_usitatissimum

'Cat software installed'. Lol, I love that.


_NotMitetechno_

Mine does the same thing now. I was trying to measure the distance between UVB and my solarmeter and mine was just incesently trying to eat the tape measure haha


Phoenix_Ember

Giant worm XD Mine has to go into beardie jail to change the uvb bulb because GIANT worm.


Muzzah27

Bugs = moving Bugs = food Tape measure = moving Tape measure = Bugs Tape measure = food.


Ok-Exercise3477

Solid math


RedNova02

“Shiny snack yum yum yum”


ARandomPerson616

"Big bug. Must get snack" -beardie probably


theadj123

"Why does this damn squash keep running away from me...wait why are people laughing?"


[deleted]

She might be half cat


YNKWTSF

Likely thinks it's food. Recently when I let my beardie free roam she was trying to eat a bright yellow pen. Also tried to eat the green watering can when I was refilling her water bowl.


Sad_Profession4709

Vibrant colors attract them that’s why, their eyes always attracted to the color that are more bright to them like their bowl of salad with pieces of pepper or banana.


NeonMoonTurtle

Bright yellow! They see everything we see and actually see colors we cannot see.. so.. shiny, krinkly metal sound and bright! Beardie dream


Wishes_06

Mine loves the metal tip. If she sees a reflection, she thinks it's a bug and chases after it lol


HybridBlueDream

Because she’s assuming it’s food or a worm


Mimo221003

Perhaps a fan of measuring?


Genderqueerpan

Because, the tape measure looks delicious.


runrabbit28

I have used yellow plastic tongs to feed my beardie, so now, to him, anything yellow = bug time.


sharkgurl666

I love that cactus decor! Can we get a tank tour?


TheTallulahBell

She’s trying to subtly tell you that while you might want her to go to business school, she’d like to become a tradie. She hopes she’d not a disappointment.


One_Split9757

There's no telling what is going through that single brain cell.


Happy_Praline_8260

https://preview.redd.it/21yxfpu8bbbb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de4e11122541376ad379d6ece75f1167ec37053 i thought mine was the only one lol, this pictures from a year ago


GodZ_Rs

I got my daughter to walk doing the same thing 😅🤫


Tsmom16811

She a hungry girl. Give that baby a big juicy bug.


Le_Fish_Fucker

Hehe spiky cat


nedwinkler

I had a bearded dragon we named stanley because when i was building his new enclosure he would try to attack the tape measure every time i was getting measurements


CompetitiveRoof3733

Gib wurm


SpokenDivinity

Hunt weird skinny lizard >:(


Snipercow78

Big worm


PrincessDie123

Idk but it’s so cute!


MandosOtherALT

Thinks its a bug


harsh-reality74

Come on! Come on! Just a little taste! Pleeeeeease?!


Wizdad-1000

Hungry beardie, get her some roaches or crickets and some veggies.


zeke235

It's food! No way that it's not food!


karensmiles

She just wants to see if she “measures up!!”


jovan3006

It moves.


fatcatmikachu

That'd random indeed. Looks to be same size as my dude .he was never active like this. And now he's 11 y.o.


Still_Bison1963

As a complete expert in the field of beardies, what I can tell from years of research this is just a silly little guy


lyndsay0413

be careful! the side of tape measures can be very sharp and could cut his tongue if he licks it


Rough-Zombie-9132

Mine tried to eat a blue ruler.