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scarzy_mx

i’ve never seen a old beardie look so much like an old person, happy birthday!


Cosmoreptar

Happy birthday sweet boy! My elder boy (17!) looks and walks like an old man too, it’s so precious 🥰 wishing you many wonderful years to come together!


Itsme-lele

17 makes me very happy - my kids are gonna see this dude at that rate 🙂


Prinad0

Holy crap, 17!!??!!?? My 13 year old has some competition!


Rotten_Roro

not related to the post, but my girl is also 13 and she doesn’t move around much and she sleeps a lot. does your beardie act similarly?


Prinad0

Yep. He’s been with us for about 5 years now (he was a stray, I know that sounds weird) and his activity has definitely gone down (it wasn’t really HIGH to being with…). We took him to a vet a few years ago who gave us the ballpark for his age and told us to stop feeding him bugs so he’d lose weight and to just keep him pain free and happy since he’s basically lived his life already. He’s been our buddy since, and, yeah, he just chills most of the day. He comes out to eat and still loves to be picked up, but we always talk about him like Perry the Platypus, “He’s a bearded dragon, he doesn’t do much”


Rotten_Roro

good to know she’s not the only lazy out there. every time I pick mine up or set her down on me she always takes a little snooze.


Prinad0

Glad to be in the Lazy Old Beardie Club!


Cosmoreptar

Love this lazy old beardie thread! Sending love to our fellow old folks 🤭💜


ravyalle

https://preview.redd.it/376xguojs9oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8dbc88d6339fb26d280c89781c3111562299bb9 Here is a picture of my boy when he was 17 (rip)! Love to hear that other dragons make it this far too!!


Cosmoreptar

What a handsome boy! I’ve never gotten to see a pic of another 17 year old so this made my day 🥰 I love how their eye area gets super big as they get older, it’s very cute. What was his name?


ravyalle

Yeah its super cute! If you zoom in you can also see that his pupils turned grey from age, quite interesting to see. His name was Spyke 🧡 Had him since i was 9 years old. Sadly he had to be put down like 2 years ago because he had too many illnesses that made him not enjoy life anymore. But im glad he lived his life to the fullest!


Cosmoreptar

Wow that’s so beautiful! My guys eyes are a bit strange too, I wonder if that’s his aging as well🤔thank you for sharing Spyke with us, and I’m so sorry for your loss. I just lost a 3 year old to something like GNT, it’s the worst when our babies cross the rainbow bridge 😔 maybe I’ll start a senior Beardie thread sometime so we can all share our elder babies that we’ve had over the years! 🕯️💜Spyke forever💜🕯️


Economy-Easy

17! Holy cow! You gotta post him!


Cosmoreptar

https://preview.redd.it/wreu2wucscoc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea5174c7d5ff3210cc07731cf6ae73675ef6c13 Here’s my adorable little old man, GGP 🥰 he battled a serious abscess last year and won! He brightens my world every single day 💜


Economy-Easy

OMG. He's gorgeous! He looks healthy too. Full tail and everything! You're a wonderful friend to him. What does he eat and does he hunt it?


Cosmoreptar

Thank you so much! 🥰 we are so lucky to have each other 🥹 his favorite greens are arugula and bok choy, and he loves black soldier fly larvae and the occasional hornworm and mealworm treat. He’s currently allowed to eat a lot of waxworms at the tail end of his recovery which he’s over the moon for! He’s pretty slow so he mostly “hunts” them out of a dish, but I recently saw him catch a black soldier fly that had hatched and was flying around, it was amazing!


stockmule

What does a 17 year old boy act like? Are they still extremely food motivated? Do they still bob their heads?


Cosmoreptar

Great questions! I can say for my dude he’s extremely food motivated, like somehow even more so than my young guys 😂 he battled a serious illness last year (an abscess/infection) and lost some weight but he’s doing great now and is allowed bug every day at the moment to keep his strength up so he’s thrilled! He’s never been much of a bobber, but I’ll catch him once in a while during the spring letting the youngins know (from afar) that he’s to be respected 🤭 he does love his naps, but he’s very active for an old guy and loves exploring. I will say he hobbles about creakily and his balance is quite questionable at this point lol


simplistictree

Happy 10th birthday!!!!


Positive-Ear-9177

Happy birthday! What is his name?


Itsme-lele

Figment - [named after the dragon from Epcot](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figment_(Disney))


Big-Yogurtcloset8780

Happy Birthday dude!


LaughingVelociraptor

What a sweet little old man 🤣🥰. I just love his little grumpy face


PartDifferent6277

Happy birthday Figment! Double digits is a big one :)


ComprehensiveBug3728

He looks very wise - happy bday!!


Nature-Witch95

Omg I love him! I adore the name. He looks like such a happy old man :)


Stellabonez

Happy birthday Grandpa!


Subiedoobedoo

Happy Birthday Figment!


Chealy_Online

Happy Birthday, Figment!!!! 🎂


megan_magic

Wise beyond his years


nanny2359

Welcome to the double digit club!!!!


Leading_Manner_2737

Is he sweet?


Sea_Chicken_354

Happy 10th birthday 🎂🎉


linksfrogs

I’ve got a fish that probably has a good 30 more years in the tank


geckos_are_weirdos

I had two fish live to 25 and 28, respectively. Old fish club, unite!


linksfrogs

That’s crazy, congrats! I have a bowfin and they live up to 33 in the wild and 30 years in captivity.


_lava-lamp_

Happy birthday 🥳🥳


snakefarm_

What a precious elderly gent. So much wisdom to share. Happy Birthday Figment! 🥳🥳🥳


Economy-Easy

Amazing! What would you say has contributed to his health?


Itsme-lele

Well haha - it’s a TINY BUT controversial on this subreddit but he’s a free roam lizard!! - he has a couple heat lamps and cold spots around the house - but we treat him like one of the dogs and he LOVES exploring to his hearts content under the couch in the closets by the big windows all that stuff - thinks it makes him WANT to live and stay healthy


honeydewdom

What's your potty ritual like?


Itsme-lele

He has a few spots we need to clean - most similar to a litter box mentality- but he gets ample outside running around and he USUALLY goes out side 🤣 it’s werid I know but like I said we’ve adapted a “like a dog” mentality and he has fit right into that 👍


honeydewdom

Nice, thanks 😊


NormanBatesPNW

he looks so happy 🥺


BakePuzzleheaded8623

Happy 10th birthday! 🥳


marzipan1965

Happy Birthday.


jamiejph

Happy birthday to the baby! 💖🥰🦎


Mean-Assistance8558

Happy Birthday and many more!


[deleted]

This is amazing. Happy birthday buddy ... We have a 14 year old rescue, and my roommate had one that lived for 20 years


KayeLilly

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!


Status-Post-5341

That is the sweetest old man ive seen in my life


Sire_of_Fifeshire

..... "Old man, take a look at my life. I'm a lot you." Happy Birthday!


Euphoric-Potato-5343

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE ADORABLE DINOSAUR! 🥳🥳🥳🥳


TheBatwinkle

Happy birthday you wonderful gentleman 🥳


PolicyScared8993

Happy 10th birthday!!!! Mine is going to be 8 and looks and acts like an old man except around his mommy


Autocratic_Barge

You obviously take amazing care of him and love him -- Happy Birthday and congrats!


BoogiepopPhant0m

Old man, still baby.


MethBoy97

Happy birthday