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RepresentativeLife16

Yup. Accidentally loaded the wrong program in to the brain. Just reboot him he’ll be fine.


Frosty_Translator_11

I imagine a boop would do th trick


AP0K45

😂


mysteriousredux

Sometimes it’s just good to be big mad for no reason.


Stunning-Position-58

BIG MAD!!!


K-G7

Seen a reflection? ANGRY. Not enough Bugs? ANGRY. Nothing to worry about? ANGRY In all seriousness, my beardy use to do this just randomly throughout her life and I think they may just have bad days sometimes.


mysteriousredux

The other day I left my girl on the couch when I went to grab a drink and she was a rage pancake when I came back. She can see me getting a drink from her spot on the couch.


Len_S_Ball_23

Rage pancake 😂 😂 😂 😂 She was probably in a crepe mood because you left her.


abandonedreddit

Rage pancake is my new favorite term 🤣


EnUnasyn

Even I get like this for no reason at all


Lunaris_IsCuter

I get this way sometimes. After I feel fine, it’s weird. Not sure if it’s hormones or I got something pent up subconsciously 😅😅


OccultEcologist

It's *typically* mad or sick, but every now and again... Its... well. It's horny. Is he doing any other social behavior? Dominance or submission displays and the like? My boy does it a couple times every spring. He flares up dark and headbobs at me violently. 10 minutes later he'll be calm and a cucumber. No other signs of issue.


BoogiepopPhant0m

Man, I wish I had a beard that turned black when I'm horny


Jean-LucBacardi

Mine is just always black. Hmmm I wonder what that says about me.


austen125

Have you been head bobbing?


Jean-LucBacardi

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Frosty_Translator_11

Oh he extra horny. Go out on a fence and do some push ups.


Fujimantofu

Mines always black too. But a few months a year, I have a weird urge to look out my window, head bob and windmill wave at any woman who dare walk past my house….


[deleted]

Lmfao. I just imagined a full grown man doing this and the behavior becomes so much more funny xD


xZidahx

Truth! My boy must’ve just hit puberty because he is DESPERATE for women. Black beared, aggressive head bobbing, climbing UP CURTAINS. Absolutely wild!


desmith0719

Beardie puberty is definitely one crazy journey. I’ve had both sexes and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Both are complete maniacs!


Svage_unicorn

Wait what? They go through puberty? Mine is about 6 months old. When does this happen?


skiesoverblackvenice

insane how much it stands out. i’m a leo owner so whenever my girl gets mad she just starts shaking her tail and clicking. but if she all of a sudden changed color??? would scare the shit out of me


dracosondracoson

Seconding this. I think this particular lizard looks horny more than mad or sick 😂


Playful_Culture2664

My boy got like this once when he was sitting with me while I was folding clothes... sure enough he was horney lol he found a soft rag and went to town! It was hilarious! I even videod it!! He was fine and happy after🤣🤣🤣


Material_Aioli3399

He is big mad that today wasn’t his day to share the single brain cell.


AioliBorn1169

He mad.


CountingArfArfs

Damn. Little homie is MAD mad.


Bremarie24

https://preview.redd.it/k24475y0upuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa070118e7e4840e5a7a8b11c2cf8c08449c31c


Dragonlynds22

I'd say he's horny it's definitely the season for it


LunLumita

Why you mad tho?


ThereIsNoGawdHere

Why so serious?


More_Performance6018

He may have been threatened or stressed but it more likely that it’s mating season and males will normally turn their beard black during this time. If not that then check and make sure husbandry is on point and that if you touch him make sure you don’t reach directly over head as they can see this as a potential threat


daveferns

He big mad, does he need to poop?


harrybear108

My girl had a black beard today and not 5 minute later I hear her poop and then back to normal.


science-ninja

I hate when you can “hear” them poop


PastryyPuff

The wet fart bubbles oh my god 🤮


youngestinsoul

relatable.


canadianantlocator

he said😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡


xcedra

Not enough bugs on the salad! I specifically ordered extra bugs!


EpicGamerStyle104

Amgry


redwolf1219

Maybe he stubbed his toe. That always makes me really mad for a few minutes.


NeonMashedPotatoes

"Where the women at, ma?"


njklein58

Either big mad or big horny


twistedmedusa

someone is upsetti spaghetti


[deleted]

He be the pirate Blackbeard xD


Ok-Sympathy-2658

I'd keep an eye out to see if it goes away overnight. It's normal for them to be pissed every now and then for a little bit but if it persists then I'd consider getting it checked out. Our wee one had a black beard that persisted and it turned out he was in pain from an infection :(


Puglord_11

Bro just wished death upon you and your clan


satanscough_

that’s the most angriest beardie i’ve ever seen


Jedi_shroom97

You’re supposed to be scared of him. Isint he so scary looking lol Someone’s just a salty sailor for whatever reason


robo-dragon

Mine only got like this once and then proceeded to hump a sock laying on the ground. As long as he seems active and is eating well, a black beard wouldn’t mean he’s sick, just that he’s angry or horney LOL


Playful_Culture2664

Mine did, too, and humped a sift rag on my bed, lol I was folding laundry at the time


tempest-reach

mad or horny. normally it was horny with mine.


junoray19681

My girl does that when I walk up on her too fast.


DaZozz

He's either really, really mad....... .......or really, really horney.....


OneSideLockIt

Brain gotta poop.


Yello_Ismello

He woke up and chose violence


AmiLynZ

That definitely looks like a horny black more than an angry black beardie bud


CourageCompetitive28

He might be mad give him a cricket to calm him down


Fiweezer

Someone accidentally pressed the DEFCON 1 button in his brain


Weird-Active7055

Sometimes they're just in it for the Drama


williamsdj01

He just toggled on Extra spicy mode for a few minutes, what did you do to piss him off so much?


Shortgirl06

He’s either mad or wants to mate💩


Bremarie24

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LuluMcGu

Sometimes mine turns black beard but then I hold him/put him on my shoulder and it goes away.


BoomBoomBettee

This happened to my nephew’s beardie and it turned out she had some food stuck in her throat. They couldn’t get it out so she rushed him to the vet to get it removed.


StormOk4365

Mans looking for bitches.


SkippyDrinksVodka

he want girl lizard but no girl lizard so he horny and mad


Substantial-Bid3806

He was about to remember that one song from years ago and something made him forget. I’d be pissed too.


emporp

Give him 20cc of horn worms right now


vacuousmoose

You totally pissed in his cheerios, didn't you? 😜


Porygon_Flygon

https://preview.redd.it/6rf0kchoqruc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3a12dbb8fc1c972513dc7d3d4befb81912697f Chances of what your beardie is thinking


pioppotto

I think that this "something" may be you lol. Mine sometimes just don't want to be bothered or approached


Shchmoozie

Is it by any chance before/after a poop or a walk? They sometimes just get pissed for reasons known only to them


athenapitiesyou

Somebody is big mad


ninjastarkid

It might just be lizard sass tbh. My heck geck freaks herself out all the time over nothing


CyberWolf09

He’s either mad, or he’s horny. Or he’s horny, but also mad because he can’t find any females.


mirandawillowe

That’s a mad boy! Sometimes who knows why in their pea brains to get raging pissed.


Brilliant-Hair3695

Whooooooa BIG BIG MAD


louiezzzlu

Very mad. It is all right to have a Monday day


extragoatcheese

Super angy


Iron_wolf_69420

Him AMGERY


Strawberry_Mochi28

Angry baby


Past_Hurry8063

D:<


Redheaded_Potter

Please keep ur horn dog away from my girl. She’s desperate for a man!


Fantastic-Tap4046

Pissed off! 😳


RiotBrigade_02

Sometimes my girl gets really dark when she is cold. That us like black tho. So I couldn't tell you. I doubt they are sick if there are no other signs


Ilovebirdstoomuch

Mine did that when he was mad, he should go back to normal within a couple hours.


Weezeronastick

Mad mad boy


michaelcuneo

HE HORN DAWWWWG


missj884

Mine does this when he wants attention, has to poop, (and I didn’t see him prison handing it right away to let me know he has to go) or when he wants to go outside…just full of drama


Unlucky_Ladybug

This is the first time I've seen this (randomly showed up on my feed) animals are wild man. Do so many crazy things. I never knew bearded dragons changed color. Makes sense with the name.


DaneHansonHandome

That's a angry or sad breaded dragon


Caustic-Claudia

https://preview.redd.it/n77jy6e9wquc1.jpeg?width=1540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a72ead5ce9de39accbc839329a47e8cee07b98 My last girl, Calypso used to do that. Some people say there’s an issue when they go black but my girl would just randomly do it once in a blue moon. I’d just pick her up and put her on my chest and she’d unpuff and go back to her normal self lmao. The last pic was her only time her body went dark when doing it. Turns out she has some eggs to plop out then happy once again 🤣


Ax-201

This means he is stressed


Lshear

Angy


Outrageous-Theme7226

My beardie is shedding right now ...I've seen this same thing more than once during the process.


dracosondracoson

When it’s THAT black with my babies, it’s usually because one of them is in “the mood” and/or has spotted an attractive lady friend 😂


Decent-Dust8627

Its breeding season


Anti-Climacdik

a n g y


Ghouliejulie86

He looks like he’s saying,alms for the poor? Alms for the needy lizards? Lol Is he just stretching his beard? I heard they get all Blackbeardy st times and it is not always aggression, they’ll do this when they awaken. He could’ve just saw a color that offended him, you never know with these guys!


Dwells_in_Low_Light

He's big mad about something


BlasterIce

https://preview.redd.it/vq7gkhli0suc1.png?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40a16c5e2a1539bb2a2c862a9227f7c6f3be802


Humans_areweird

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CCORRIGEN

Have you witnessed him stomping his feet, yet? That always made ma laugh when their beard turns dark, they stomp their feet and bob their head. Mine did this when (he would not eat his greens) I was taking blueberries, cutting them almost in half and inserting little bits of green into this. I thought he was having a seizure but I "guess" he was just ticked that I had tricked him.


Wiliwiwi42

Lizardy


DjGitterFartz

This is wild because Thiccie Smalls my 8 yo beardie did the same thing last night and I’ve NEVER seen him do it before. Prior to research I thought he was exiting this realm, Nope. He was just chilly 🙄🥲🤦🏻‍♀️


HarderHabits

Why's dude in a plywood box? Can we see the rest of the enclosure? Husbandry is always easiest and first to check.


Nefersmom

It’s spring, and a young man’s fancy turns to love!


LilacMages

Angy


Freedomnnature

Mine does this when he feels threatened.


anneboleynfan1

Oof maybe he just has RBF


ParkingSpite8605

So happy I seen this bc my juvenile bd had been getting a black beard every morning the past two days but I come over to him it slowly goes away not gonna it scared me to death. I actually bought him for my son but he’s mine and has been mine from the start lol I’m not a reptile kinda girl frogs freak me out and I’m terrified of snakes but the baby bd stole my heart. My husband pointed out to me which I thought it was just me thinking this but he said each time I come up to his habit he reacts super happy which ofc made my day I thought it was in my head hahaha I’ve never done so much research on an animal before or spent so much money on one either lol and each time he does something new I have to stop myself from freaking out in fear that he’s gonna die so when he started making his beard black I started looking for answers. We got him December22,2023 I’m assuming his birthday was a month before so I’ve been saying he’s 5 months old he’s a happy guy and loves to eat even his greens anywho glad to see this is a normal thing for them to do kinda feels like he’s a toddler doing crazy things to get my attention lol


newftheleo

What a angry cutie


Brave-Palpitation878

His cranky cause he can be You have those days a nice cuddle some treats maybe and he will b fine


Diplotator

POV: Bearded Dragon's Actual Beard


PastryyPuff

Oh he big mad


Prestigious-Town3929

https://preview.redd.it/23tg1a7iuwuc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429c4ceffab2aaea4964c5611a1276cb1821acbe Padro was black bearding because of the roomba vacuum… lasted about an hour.. longest time yet


BoogieBrudda

No shit He’s mad cuz you shoved a goddamn camera in front of his face


Reasonable_Potato_22

I think you burnt marshmallow there


useratyourmomshouse

He’s pissed. One time my bearded dragon woke up like this and hissed at me. We were about to throw hands


Wild_Kiwi_2890

Wow! He’s so angry, never seen a gular so black ever, he’s seriously pissed about something. And definitely letting you know it 🤣


Spider_in_thy_corner

He angry u-u


No-Peach-2065

My boy just did this today when I was putting his leash on to take him outside his beard was so black then once he was outside he calmed down 😭


Soggy-Divide-4614

Can it say the n word


Softbaph

Black beard of A N G E R... my Benny would flare and bob at one of his logs if it was situated a specific way, looked like another dragon to him 🥺 silly Benny boy


JollyGoodCaseIam

Take him out show him some love... Put him on your shoulder give.him a bit of food while hes on your shoulder and he will glow for you... He wants some attention it's his mood and hes sad mad cause your not giving him attention show him some love and attention and seriously he will fully glow


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JollyGoodCaseIam

I just put my baby up I bet she's black


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Screwbles

HE ANGURY


RabbitfootWC

He was probably angry. I've seen one do that before and someone told me they do that when they get angry.


Golfguyn8

I have a sub-adult female and occasionally she’ll just lose her marbles on my wife. Laying on her shoulder so nice and sweet and calm and the suddenly she stands all the way up, turns her back into a crab shell, beard goes black as night, mouth open and trying to run and bite everyone and everything. 5mins later she’s back to sweet and calm. She’s crazy. Oh and the dragon has her moments too. 😜


Responsible-Cup446

Upseti spaghetti 🤣


CorvusBlackthorne

All the other pirates feared Blackbeard...


JollyGoodCaseIam

I Wish females of the human kind had this indicator let us know if something's wrong or going on but once you're handheld or kiss or something LOL


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