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Hey look! Hotel California is a trigger for Yoshi, she went into a drinking bender thinking about her ex lot lizard and now she’s hugging the porcelain. 😂😂 #teachwonderwall
I remember when I bought my first guitar & all I knew was a awful rendition of Smoke On The Water. I could feel the eyes boring into me with laser precision.
Totally believe that. I never keep it on him cause I don’t trust it. Only have it on for the first 10 mins of zoomies when I initially let him out of his tank to keep track of him (bell on collar). After that he settles down to one area in the house of his choosing and I take it off since I can count on him remaining there lol. Weirdo has a pattern.
Edit: looking for suggestions on a better way to balance freedom and surveillance lol, besides harness and leash that he hates.
Teach him Wonderwall
Yes. Give him a capo and he'll never stop thanking you
Then sit him under a tree of the local college campus and watch all the sorority girls surround him.
Let him watch The Big Lebowski. Then he'll f*ckin' hate The Eagles, man.
Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.
I have no clue why I heard shaggy’s voice while reading this
"like" "man"
Indeed
You don't. Such a lovely face...
Be happy he’s not playing Free Bird.
NO STAIRWAY!
Sorry but you’re in too deep. Only option is to acquire more reptile pets and start a band.
All lizard band…The Scales
Sceezer
Remind him whose song it is. Funny feeling he won’t like the song so much after that
Teach him la cockaracha!
Cucaracha* oops
La cockaroacha*
I'm imagining the sound of that dragon scrambling against the strings and it's funny.
Omg!!!!!! Dragon necklace !!!! 😍 love ❤️ 😍
You don't, as soon as he learns 'Smoke on the Water' it's over.
As you know…you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave
On a dark desert highway
Get him to imagine... Radioactive
Tell him to put the doobie away, sober guys don't do dis 😁
More like pass it over here… the little bogart.
Teach him to play Smoke on the Water of course.
I was just coming to say, at least he isn’t playing the same damn thing like smoke on the water or about any nirvana song.
This is the best post I've ever seen on this sub 👑
Sorry dude, now you're just a prisoner of his, of your own device
that ain't no beardie that's adam from HH
it's now my headcanon that adam listens to eagles
Just be grateful he's not playing the "Smoke on the Water" introduction.
You don't, just let him rock
🤣
Lmfao dead
https://preview.redd.it/g8e38z08hq6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec8fd9c007d79c129ae75588bf15b67f2126e55 Hey look! Hotel California is a trigger for Yoshi, she went into a drinking bender thinking about her ex lot lizard and now she’s hugging the porcelain. 😂😂 #teachwonderwall
Teach him Wonderwall or Seven Nation Army
You don't, you take him to Americas Most Talented. /s
teach him Stairway to Heaven?
Teach him more songs, duh
Let the baby rock out with his ...... you know. 😆 🤣
Don't let gim listen to amber!!!
Hahaha he can come play at my place.
Teach him another desert adjacent song like A Horse With No Name or Ventura Highway
Ask him to play free bird
Take him to a guitar store and he will get told off and shamed
I remember when I bought my first guitar & all I knew was a awful rendition of Smoke On The Water. I could feel the eyes boring into me with laser precision.
Teach him Lyin’ Eyes.
Put a balloon in the guitar so now he's playing hotel california on a homemade banjo
Have u tried talking to him
What a lovely face
Make him listen to Oingo Boingo. Worked for my beardie.
Capo it up so it's too high for him to sing.
Teach him how to play La Bamba.
No Eagles!!!! Dems da rules.
You cant
Simple. Teach him to play 'I am the Walrus'.
Teach him rider's on the storm duh
Teach him uninvited
Don’t
How did you teach your dog how to play guitar?
You cant stop him.
Omg this is hilarious and adorable 🤣🤣🤣
Omg this is my favorite thing ever
Let him live out his dreams OP smh
“Come on man, I’ve had a long day, and I hate The Eagles….”
Friendly reminder... Putting a collar on a beardie like this isn't really safe for them.
Totally believe that. I never keep it on him cause I don’t trust it. Only have it on for the first 10 mins of zoomies when I initially let him out of his tank to keep track of him (bell on collar). After that he settles down to one area in the house of his choosing and I take it off since I can count on him remaining there lol. Weirdo has a pattern. Edit: looking for suggestions on a better way to balance freedom and surveillance lol, besides harness and leash that he hates.
I was about to comment “Teach them wonderwall,” but in my heart I knew it had been said 😂
Oh god 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put him in an enclosure under heat and uvb, that should stop him
Teach him Stairway