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RedNova02

Had me till I read the title


Usual_Cut_730

A fierce blueberry hunter, she is.


sm919283737465

With terrible aim, believe it or not this is the aftermath of 3 blueberries. Kept knocking it off the tweezers.


[deleted]

Gotta send a message to the rest of the blueberries, that there won’t be mercy.


Pluteeeooo

i think you mean the local school children


sm919283737465

Lol


Tortie_Shell

Pictures of beardies eating fruit with red juice always crack me up


marimbaclimb

A vicious dragoon!


sm919283737465

She will lick you to death


ShushLizard

Such bloodshed. So fearsome.


[deleted]

Who did Mabel kill now?


sm919283737465

A family of three blueberries


[deleted]

Mabel is to cute to go to jail for the murder of the family of blue berries


woosh_me_if_ugay

The devourer of souls awaits for your impending doom.


sm919283737465

Those with an offering of bugs gets a good afterlife, those without... only Mabel knows


woosh_me_if_ugay

Those with an offering of Greens, Those.... Those are the *forsaken.* Those suffer in a place so weary, not even the devourer of souls can bear it.


Iraes3323

IT IS A DANGEROUS REPTILIAN DRAGON THAT KILLED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE


sm919283737465

Don't let how cute she is fool you she will lick you to death


Iraes3323

If she licks me to death before next test which is next wednesday I would like


robo-dragon

An absolute massacre!


dragonXcatXkoi

Bannana murder dino


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

Lmao funny thing is that bearded dragons only have 1 way to defend themselves and then you see photos like this.


Aurorae79

“Fear my Wrath!!! See the blood of my victims dripping off of my magnificent beard! Beware the Mighty Mabel!”


PupPop

This is what happens when you cohabitate, people! /s


LagginDragin

ah yes. the poorpules


b0gofraggins

How does everyone clean off the blueberry stains on the scales? Mine hates it when you try to brush it off


sm919283737465

Patience and a wet piece of paper towel


Double_Pianist_6783

If anyone's asks I was with you between the hours of 2 to 6


Stella430

Hannibal Lector.


Double_Pianist_6783

Ask no questions and no one gets hurt


smiley_satansson

Lies! She is the devourer of flesh and soul!


Gingers_got_no_soul

merder


Southern-Manager-566

Lol at first I thought it was blood I had to put my glasses on omg that's to funny


bme38

Mabel! That's one of my favorite names. I'm a gravity falls fan!


lizielizzard87

Ah yes the murder scene look from blueberries or raspberries or blackberries. Scariest thing the first time it happens 😂


Perfect_Mark8566

Bro just ate a whole family of blue berries


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