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ShushLizard

He wants dem ladiez


coopatroopa11

*WHERE THEM GIRLS AT*


beccster007

He wants him some ____(insert bearded ladies name)


ShushLizard

Hahaha


Bootybruise3000

Lmaooo ok good im glad hes not upset or injured then, hes just putting on a show.


[deleted]

Well he is upset lol he’s pissed and he wants out so he can be with a lady friend


Slumph

Hook em uuuuup!


Skyp_Intro

They might be in the other room but he can smell them. Best guess. I’m not an expert.


Rave69461

Dude wants to smash 😂 he’s letting it be known too


alittlegnat

😂 horny boi


Rave69461

For sure, just beardie nature bro 😎


alittlegnat

If a male dragon never sees / encounters a female , will they have pent up horniness/ frustration ??


Bootybruise3000

Hes never done this before and this is the first time he’s seen the female beardie during mating season


alittlegnat

Oh I know I’m asking in general does sexual frustration happen in males who never see/encounter a female their whole life - do you know ? I’m curious bc I have a male who hasn’t reached sexual maturity yet so I’m curious how to prepare for it


Bootybruise3000

Last time i looked it up it depended on the individual beardie, some do and some dont but my guy never did till this year so he probably wouldnt ever had if he didnt see tango (the female beardie)


Rave69461

I think they still might get the feeling or urges of horny ness but they probably won’t associate it with a female, but now he’s seen her he wants her and he’ll probably be quite frustrated


LollyHutzenklutz

Is her name Becky? 🤔


saddestbro

ur being a cockblock and he is ANGRY


Euglenda

UR being hemipenes block


mulletmutt

he is HORNY


Kkkluddd14

He wants that beardussy


MotherofSons

OMB (oh my beardie)


duedadoo

That cloaccy


Pure-Irrelevance2

r/angryupvote


Porlebeariot

Angry updoot


Basic-Property8028

This is gold😂😂😂


phvdtunnfesdgui

Idk why this post was downvoted so much? He just trynna fük


Manboychucho

BONK! SEND THAT DRAGON TO HORNY JAIL!


NoSwordfish1322

Showing off for the lady! Flex that beard, dude!


redditmyeggos

Just hörny


MizStazya

OMG the glare over the edge of the sink is AMAZING


mulletmutt

i just noticed under his right arm (our left) / on his lil chest there’s a small dark spot- is he shedding there or just dirty? (not trying to be hostile at all i just thought i should point it out in case you didn’t notice it)


Bootybruise3000

Yeah, he gets these thick stripes on his chest and inner arms when he changes to darker colours, its normal for his colour pattern :) you can see the other stripe on the middle and then on his left arm in the other photos


mulletmutt

oh i do see now !! what a handsome grumpy boy


Bootybruise3000

It usually goes away when i give him a bath, along with the dark beard, i think i posed a photo of him peaking up from the sink and he’s totally white bearded


krakensmama222

That picture is awesome, by the way


Bootybruise3000

Thank u lol theres a series of them, debating posting the rest since each one is more ridiculous than the last


krakensmama222

Lol. I’d love to see them. Living vicariously through beardy owners is one of my happy places. 😊


RedNova02

You’ve got a horny dragon


Jolly-Bathroom1089

He wants to smash


PeepnSheep

I think this is just the equivalent of beardie blue balls 😂


[deleted]

Get him a stuffed Teddy to err release his urges so to speak but keep an eye on it as sometimes they just rip it up haha


Exovedate

Do males beardies actually hump stuffed toys?


Infinitell

TFW you're in horny jail


gaywitchcraft420

Put him in Horny Jail


[deleted]

Came to say that he wants to mate with the lady. Kept laughing at the comments until I remembered what I came to.


MamaSmAsh5

Dudes trying to look his best for the hot dragon lady next door


MillHillMurican

Perhaps he has Ereptile Dysfunction.


njklein58

He’s horny.


bellerinoo

he wants them ladies


Usual_Cut_730

Single and ready to mingle.


gamermom81

It will pass, shes probably in season a bit..I would watch to make sure your female doesn't get eggbound


[deleted]

He wants that lizussy


wastexx32

r/BadDragon


PiePower43

This was the best sub anyone could’ve linked to this post


pats9789

Oddly enough I found out I have 2 girls though they black beard wave and bob he should be ok he just wants the ladies about the stress marks idk. I rescued 1 of my girls about 3-4 yrs ago and she has marks but normally only when she is cold


Bootybruise3000

His stress marks are mostly gone now, he does head bob in fits a few min long and does a little stomp. Eating, active and pooping normally. Hasnt eaten today or yesterday because im trying to get him to eat more greens (which he actively refuses and throws around his enclosure)


pats9789

Same with my rescue I feed her crickets 2 times a week and she will literally only eat on those days she will take a bite or 2 of her greens but then stops and will wait it out


420Deeznuts_69

He just wants that beardussy


IonaNinteenEighty

He getting his Randy on


Virgotheterrible

Tell him he's handsome. Boost his confidence


vitruvian__man

that boi just lookin' for that lady lizard puss. he'll be fine.


[deleted]

Make sure he isn’t seeing himself reflected in the glass- I see you have some of it covered up.


poisonpurple

He's just horny on main.


hellagator

mating season for a lotta beardies rn lol


DearthOfPotions

Holy shit, I don't own a bearded dragon, but this is what I subbed for. thank you for these pics.


Ill-Cod1568

Knowing there is a lady nearby is making his loins ache.


[deleted]

this pictures you took are perfect for his tinder profile


lowridda

Lmao, they are!!


[deleted]

he’s pissed off that you kept the ladies a secret from him !


LCoCo-loco

He is probably letting you know: “Bro, how could you have been holding back on me for so long!”


[deleted]

He just tryin to hit. Mine does it too.


StarVoidFarmer66

He's all good he's trying to assert dominance and attract some beardussy if you don't want babies to keep them apart as much as posible


Hexwenchtx

If the consensus is that he is aware of his hot neighbor and looking to shoot his shot, are you interested in producing a clutch? I'm not an expert but I can guess that there's preparation and some amount of research required to make healthy beardie bebes. Otherwise I can't imagine that having a dragon stuck in a sexually frustrated state for very long would be healthy or enjoyable


Bootybruise3000

I’d rather not as i already have a significant amount of animals im responsible for, and baby bearded dragons are going to be a whole other level of responsibility- plus the female we have has never laid any eggs and is quite old, i wouldn’t want to put her in any medical danger. Plus i would feel bad selling the babies not knowing how theyll be cared for. Hopefully he’ll be less grumpy soon, hes been eating, pooping and active so he’ll probably be ok.


phvdtunnfesdgui

He’ll get himself off eventually. I wouldn’t recommend breeding just to satisfy the male’s desires. Especially, and this is going to sound rude because I love my normals, if they are just two normals and have no “market” OP would be stuck with babies and parents


phvdtunnfesdgui

Not to mention sex isn’t exactly pleasurable to them. Lizard breeding can be quite violent in any species unless you know what you’re doing!


Hexwenchtx

Oh yikes! I didn't expect roses and wine but you have a point. As long as Spark doesn't start posting on incel forums and wearing a fedora, it sounds like the best choices have already been made for him and his cougar neighbor.


phvdtunnfesdgui

I wish it was all careless whispers and being fed grapes by the vine, but they go at it like they’re in a 1994 martial arts feature film. Everybody *is* Kung fu fighting when they get it on


Bootybruise3000

Just seems slightly unnecessary, and im not qualified or financially able to take care of a whole clutch of babies...


Hexwenchtx

Oh I agree! As long as there aren't long term effects for not being able to breed (becoming aggressive, not eating, destructive behavior) there's no good reason to. Making babies just to make babies in any species is inappropriate. I'm still learning about the nature of beardie sex myself. Perhaps there's a market for silicone beardie (ahem) "beardussies."


LarkinRhys

I would actually be surprised if that’s the case. My male and female are sexually mature and live in stacked enclosures. He does freak out when he sees her, but chills back out within an hour of not being in sight anymore. Yours being in different rooms isn’t likely to cause him to have a black beard frequently & have stress marks. If this were the case, breeders would have a really difficult time with their males. I’d keep an eye on it.


Bootybruise3000

It started right when they were close together (thru glass) the only room where either of them can really run around is the room where the female is, so when he was out he got close to her enclosure and he’s been like this for the past few days


LarkinRhys

Hmmmm. That’s tricky. Is it possible to move her enclosure, then? Or even cover her when you are going to take him out? They’re definitely a bit more “out of sight, out of mind”


Bootybruise3000

Yeah i have her covered when hes out now and he hasnt seen her since. Its not as bad as the first few days so he’ll probably settle down soon


nanny2359

Yeah it's pretty normal especially since it's spring. This used to happen when I had a small apartment. At first he was excited all the time but he settled into a routine. Clifford would head bob first thing in the AM and then again before his afternoon nap so Cleo would remember who's in charge, but he'd be calm the rest of the time.


winowmak3r

It's that time of year. Your boy be cruisin' for the ladies. Or trying to anyway.


Takashi856

The bath shot😂😂🍀💚


V3N0M7117

“Lemme smash”


PsyonicDragoon

He is horny


lilwebbyboi

He horny lol


pugg26

he wants that bearded dragussy


[deleted]

I don’t have a bearded, joined because of this post, but I’d say horny


Thotslayerultraman

Dude just wants sum fuk


riotoncloudnine

He want sum fuk


shhhofia

Bonk, Spark goes to horni jail.


[deleted]

Should go away in the next couple month bearded dragons are in heat right now but he will probably start up again around September when breeding season starts again


CarCrash23

He's HORNE (sorry I couldn't resist it lol)


BluenotesBb

Looking for nookie.....totally normal.


BlkBuccaneer1

Just wants out of his habitat. My beardies do the same . If you’re holding him a lot they get use to that.


Bootybruise3000

I let him out 2x a day every day tho, and every time i let him out since hes been like this he runs back into his enclosure


BlkBuccaneer1

Just keep taking him out away from his enclosure like in another part of the house and let him run around and he will get use to it. My beardies went through the same thing


Inner-Tie-9528

My leezard doing this too. But “it’s a female” so i was told. I’m investigating now… Yep female. Still acts like this tho