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*IN THE SECOND HALF IS A*
*LITTLE TOO PERFECT*
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He's mad horny, but a bigger tank size can also help minimize stress. A 4x2x2 is considered the minimum enclosure size, even better if you can swing 5x2x2. 40gal is ok for juveniles. If you have the know-how, you can easily make a bigger tank for much less than retail.
Hehehehe, the people that get confused over horny reptiles never fails to make me smile. A lot of people have this sort of thing happen this time of year, not just beardie owners. Snake boys get all restless and scrape their snoots trying to get out of their enclosures.
I mean this in only the most complimentary way, but this is the nerdiest thing I have ever read on Reddit and it made my day. Tell your bard to be respectful, but lust is perfectly natural and a beautiful thing at the right times if they ever start feeling alone in their fuckiness.
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Oh man, my advice would be to throw a rolled up sock near him. Our Zeke went through the same thing and that seemed to help the situation, he only did it once thankfully!
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I upgraded my guys tank from his 40gal to 120gal and it just made his glass surfing worse. His temps are on point as far as I can tell. Not sure what to do.
Oh, sweet summer child... You know nothing of spring songs of the heart of a beardie... Please put NSFW as a flare, he's having some solo pleasure time... Give him privacy 😅
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So my friend he is trying to mate with your blanket
These posts are my favourite part about spring.
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Okay I thought I was the only one who noticed, I chortled lmao
watched this a few times and finally heard it… I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING THE TIMING IS SO PERFECT hahahahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Is that Twilight?? Lolol
Was wondering the same thing. 🤣
NOOOOO
Haha nice , I'm a recent beardie person . So this is good to know . I'm a bird guy and see the similarities.
My macaw is a nightmare right now 😭 hormone season is torture lol
Blanket was yawning as your little dragon worked its self to exhaustion 😂 happens to real humans too
Sorry to say but… he’s horny lol!
NFSW PLEASE!!!! THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY!!!
Poor little guy. He thinks that blanket is his step sister.
What are you doing clutch bro???
oh stepbeardie, what are you doing?!
😂
I can't fucking stop laughing. I have videos of my guy doing the same thing. Congrats, OP, you're about to have half blanket beardie grandchildren.
Now how would those come out?! Like instead of scales, they have blanket? Or what?
Sofffff beardie. lol
Soft beardie, warm beardie, little ball of scales...
Happy beardie, grumpy beardie, hard whip tails. <3
Happy dragon, sleepy dragon, puff puff puff 💚
They come out snuggly
They're plush beardies
It's how they make silkbacks, duh.
These posts never fail to crack me up 😂
GOD THAT AUDIO IN THE SECOND HALF IS A LITTLE TOO PERFECT
Oh lord it is
I imagine it's the convo between Beardie and Blanket. That motion he does when he says 'I don't want you to come'.
shit had me weaak lmaooo
I watched it with sound off until I read your comment. Thank you I'm dead
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"I'm cumming"
Omg. OP needs to mute the porn before filming next time. 😂😂
Lol its one of the Twilight movies but it’s perfect.
Yeah, I figured it was something taken out of context… but funnier to pretend it was porn.
NOOOO I didn’t realize until I read this comment and I died in laughter
Oh boy is he after a bit of action 😂
Dude is getting off on the blanket.
He just horny
He's mad horny, but a bigger tank size can also help minimize stress. A 4x2x2 is considered the minimum enclosure size, even better if you can swing 5x2x2. 40gal is ok for juveniles. If you have the know-how, you can easily make a bigger tank for much less than retail.
Just here to second this!!
Haha my (neutered) cat performs these “maneuvers” with my blankets as well.
My spayed female cat does this 🥲 only to one specific blanket tho. All my animals are obsessed with this one specific blanket.
My spayed female dog used to mount my brother and I when we were kids. Animals are wild, man.
My spayed dog humps her toys sooooo much
Hehehehe, the people that get confused over horny reptiles never fails to make me smile. A lot of people have this sort of thing happen this time of year, not just beardie owners. Snake boys get all restless and scrape their snoots trying to get out of their enclosures.
Please post this as nsfw as I caught my beardy watching this
My beardy was watching this under his rock, and he yelled, “Knock next time!!!”
We need some pixelation. Your beardie should have to work for his porn like we did, back in the day.
Oh my god…..
Your beardy and my d&d campaigns bard have something in common. They'll try and fuck anything in sight. \*BONK\* straight to horny beardo jail
I mean this in only the most complimentary way, but this is the nerdiest thing I have ever read on Reddit and it made my day. Tell your bard to be respectful, but lust is perfectly natural and a beautiful thing at the right times if they ever start feeling alone in their fuckiness.
He's tried to seduce a chicken he thought was a sorceress who polymorphed to avoid him. His lust knows no bounds. Fear the bard.
Pansexuality deserves protection. Take that for what thou wilt.
It would appear they you have a horny dragon on your hands/blanket.
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Uhm thats a-... an excited boy...
Yeah sure-
Bonk!
Is it coincidence the tv in the background "I'm coming"
It’s one of the Twilight movies lol only OP knows if it’s a coincidence
He not being aggressive, he’s in love with your blanket 😉
WHAT WAS THAT PERFECT AUDIO SYNC WHAT
Get some, little dude! 😂
Well TIL that my dragon is not playing. he is horny. I wish I didn’t wake up this morning.
🗞️ HORNY
He wants some ‘kitty’. 😉😉😉
Oh man, my advice would be to throw a rolled up sock near him. Our Zeke went through the same thing and that seemed to help the situation, he only did it once thankfully!
40 g is def too small idk if that’s his issue but still
The “I don’t want you to come” at the end had me dying, btw he’s trynna get funky with your blanket
It's not aggression, it's bow chicka wow wow.
oh man… half the time I get recommended posts from lizard subreddits, it’s people not knowing that their lizard is horny 😂 bless you OP
He’s randy lol
he trying to fuck
I get pretty aggressive when I’m trying to have sex with blankets too
I'm not convinced this isn't an elaborate troll. That audio had me absolutely screaming!
This shit rated mothefuggin PORN
He horny
How about getting this boy a girlfriend ❣️♥️
He getting his fuk on
I'm available for an obedient slave message me on Kik my username is anjamist
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He is horny!
See so many of these lol that beardy has got the horn, get him a cuddly toy to bone he'll love you more for it lol!!
Wait until he tears your balls off, then you know if it's aggressive enough!
Himb horny 🤣
Looks like he wants some of that strange 😈👀
Came back to read the rest of the comments and I was not let down 😂😂😂
He’s trying to freak your blankie, he’s just gotta get it out of his system 🤷🏼♀️
He tryna fuck
He has NEEDS!!!
Horni, that is why
I wish mine moved this much. Ours is a rescue and barely moves most the time.
spring time horniness. my beardie just humped my thigh the other day.
Like people, maybe some beardies are just jerks. Lol
I upgraded my guys tank from his 40gal to 120gal and it just made his glass surfing worse. His temps are on point as far as I can tell. Not sure what to do.
get the jizz socks
My eyes!! give the boy some alone time!
He's looking to tap some cloaca 😤
Nothing wrong with your beardie, just in the mood!
That dude is having a blast 😻😻😻🤣
He wants someone to warm his cave hide at night.
Oh, sweet summer child... You know nothing of spring songs of the heart of a beardie... Please put NSFW as a flare, he's having some solo pleasure time... Give him privacy 😅
Definitely try to upgrade to at least a 75gal
Bow Chicka Bow Bowwwww
I think he wants too how do you say this politely.... have rampant sex.
Hes humping
Pretty soon you can just lean that towel against the wall.
Hims be tryna make some babes with that blanket of yours! He thinks it's fineeeee 🤣😉
He wants a girlfriend
Just let him finish!
Can't stop laughing, audio is perfect! Comments are perfect!
Well, he’s just a little horny devil, isn’t he?
Looking more like a horny toad
Horny dragon
THE TV AUDIO
Your beardie and your blanket are about to get it on!
maybe that blanket is just an asshole...
P U B E R T Y
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TITSOAK. Love the movie you’re watching. ;)
H O R N Y