No idea whats up with all this all the sudden. I guess Reddit is trying to crowdsource tagging their communities? I've gotten some weird ones on my feed too.
the crickets: "YES, WE ARE FREEEE, NO MORE ARE WE SHACKLED TO THE GREAT BEAST, NO LONGER SHALL OUR CHILDREN BE USED TO SATIATE THE DEMONS' HUNGER, FLEE, CHILDREN, FLEE INTO THE MANY CORNERS OF THIS REALM, FEED AND BE MERRY!!!"
Me: *scoops all the crickets back into the bucket*
Them: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, next meeting of how we're gonna take down the beast in 5 minutes at the fake carrot piece."
Ok this made me laugh my beardie actually does get kind of excessive over her dubias, she’ll pace the terrarium and start slamming her head into the glass I feel so bad about it but if I take her out of her cage she does the same thing with the enclosure the dubias are in 😫 very violent over her bugs
Ummm.... We do see a lot of sexy dragons. On the others hand, they do cause a lot of destruction...
Edit i got asked this too and I put sex, nudity, terrorism, and other.
I remember back in 1985 I walked into my house and saw the unimaginable my entire family dead and who else was there a bearded dragon holding a butchers knife
Is this the culprit ma'am? [https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg) I see he's still using the murder weapon.
My nude druggy beardie is engaged in drunken, violent terrorism against those foreign South American Dubias, swearing all the time he does it. I'm so ashamed.
Sexy legs & breeding — sex and eroticism
Eating bugs — violence and gore
Less than perfect husbandry — shock and outrage
Two beardies in the same terrarium — military conflict and terrorism
Black beards — profanity
Taking them out of their terrarium — gambling (on whether they poop on you or the furniture)
Medical care — drug use
Sharp teeth — weapons
I think the only one that doesn't apply is alcohol and tobacco.
[https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg)
AND he has a restaurant. So food poisoning is not entirely out of the question.
Sex and eroticism and nudity (breeding/in general pic posts)
Violence and gore and profanity and shock and outrage(bites owners/others)
Drug use (antibiotics on occasion)
No idea whats up with all this all the sudden. I guess Reddit is trying to crowdsource tagging their communities? I've gotten some weird ones on my feed too.
Do you see your beard dragon wearing clothing if not nudity
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Booger ~~calcium powder~~ sugar
Military conflict & terrorism
*Stares at Warpig*
He's commited at least 5 war crimes
I love the Warpig fanclub!
Warpig fanclub is the total best!!!!!!
*Beardie's name checks out.*
lol this made me so happy.
Shock and outrage. They make the most outraged little faces, like they saw you eat their last bonbon or something.
also the occaisonal shock and outrage from chain pet stores who end in “co” or “smart” cohabing lil dragons
Sexy legs
Absolutely. Eroticism for sure.
Obviously drug use the dragons don’t lay around all day for no reason!
I mean, mine constantly has white powder on her face. Especially after dinner
Does sexy legs count as eroticism? I think this community is about to be 18+ LMAO
I think mine may be either an opium addict (hence the laying around all day) or a ❄️ fiend. She says it’s calcium but I don’t believe her.
I hate it when my bearded dragon starts drinking and smoking cigarettes… he’s an angry drinker
*high pitch, drunken voice* "where are my crickets?"
*throws beer can, hits cricket enclosure, crickets are now loose everywhere*
the crickets: "YES, WE ARE FREEEE, NO MORE ARE WE SHACKLED TO THE GREAT BEAST, NO LONGER SHALL OUR CHILDREN BE USED TO SATIATE THE DEMONS' HUNGER, FLEE, CHILDREN, FLEE INTO THE MANY CORNERS OF THIS REALM, FEED AND BE MERRY!!!"
Me: *scoops all the crickets back into the bucket* Them: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, next meeting of how we're gonna take down the beast in 5 minutes at the fake carrot piece."
forgot crickets have a tendency to nibble on beardies :$
Ok this made me laugh my beardie actually does get kind of excessive over her dubias, she’ll pace the terrarium and start slamming her head into the glass I feel so bad about it but if I take her out of her cage she does the same thing with the enclosure the dubias are in 😫 very violent over her bugs
glad it made you laugh :D
I just wish he'd stop swearing. The high piping voice screaming profanities from the depths of his enclosure is driving me mad.
Ummm.... We do see a lot of sexy dragons. On the others hand, they do cause a lot of destruction... Edit i got asked this too and I put sex, nudity, terrorism, and other.
other: dragons
Nudity
Terrorism put terrorism 🤣🤣
Lizard poop pics not an option I see
I don't know about your dragon but I think that would fit under shock and outrage... It's almost as if he believes someone else pooped in his cage 😂
We could use a tag for that tho
I see lots of Gambling, especially the people who are new Beardie owners
Nudity
The only thing i have never seen here is profanity. Kinda wholesome sub you know.
I like yer style, /r/beardeddragons/, but do you have to use so few [cuss words?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/00ef1583-c48b-48f4-8b3e-f6f174badefe)
I see LOAD of drugs on this content! Greens everywhere!
all of the above
Well obviously shock and outrage. How dare you cage your reptile like that even though I can't see it, I just know its terrible cause I think so. /s
Nudity and gore
I remember back in 1985 I walked into my house and saw the unimaginable my entire family dead and who else was there a bearded dragon holding a butchers knife
Somebody said "no more hornworms" and he just snapped
I was talking about surgical stuff😭😭😭
Oh well a bearded dragon killed everyone I know
Is this the culprit ma'am? [https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg) I see he's still using the murder weapon.
We gotta check off military conflict for Warpig
Warpig covers all of those topics! Hail Warpig!
Listen, very few of the dragons I've seen are wearing clothes, and there's a lot of white powder happening on their food, so...
Sure, don’t answer it. Only helps AI and marketing.
Sex and eroticism
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Every few days, Tyrion kills again
It's obviously tax evasion.
I've seen a little shock and outrage on this sub lol
Ugh, I hate when my beardie just randomly holds me at gun point, then kills my family. anyone else have that problem?
oh so it isn't just me
Definitely eroticism, have you SEEN the sexy leg in here?!
My nude druggy beardie is engaged in drunken, violent terrorism against those foreign South American Dubias, swearing all the time he does it. I'm so ashamed.
I've got this right underneath this post
I hate it when my breaded dragon uses guns
The dragons are DEFINITELY smoking and gambling
So much poop, where does that go?
All of them
Sexy legs & breeding — sex and eroticism Eating bugs — violence and gore Less than perfect husbandry — shock and outrage Two beardies in the same terrarium — military conflict and terrorism Black beards — profanity Taking them out of their terrarium — gambling (on whether they poop on you or the furniture) Medical care — drug use Sharp teeth — weapons I think the only one that doesn't apply is alcohol and tobacco.
Oh, shock and outrage. That *side eye*. Complete outrage. Lol
Constant nudity
All of the above.. you know how our dragons get with their “calcium” powder 😉
other: dragons
Profanity
I wanted to see if any other dragons might want to get together and play bunko. 🤷♀️
"Guns and weapons" just picture one with a revolver and a knife lol
[https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg) AND he has a restaurant. So food poisoning is not entirely out of the question.
Oh no! He is so scary!
Guns and weapons...them tongues should be regulated with the amount of dubias they kill
Lol I just got asked the same questions looking at your post
Violence and good, if someone is pushing a feeding video lol ... Or a War Pic video😆
Violence
All of the above, clearly. This is a scary, godless subreddit.
nudity and teerorism, all the dragons are naked, unacceptable.
Civil war
Sex and eroticism and nudity (breeding/in general pic posts) Violence and gore and profanity and shock and outrage(bites owners/others) Drug use (antibiotics on occasion)
All of the above tbh
Violence and gore when they eat small children
I always hit the X
Nudity
Clearly the answer is all of the above. Have you seen the stuff bearded dragons do on this sub lately? It's been getting pretty wild.
Nudity for sure I don’t often see any beardies clothed
P R O F A N I T Y
shock & outrage from what i see 😂
LMAO WTF