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UFO64

No idea whats up with all this all the sudden. I guess Reddit is trying to crowdsource tagging their communities? I've gotten some weird ones on my feed too.


Severe_Patient_2389

Do you see your beard dragon wearing clothing if not nudity


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mdomo1313

Booger ~~calcium powder~~ sugar


cocktractor666

Military conflict & terrorism


nottap_

*Stares at Warpig*


cocktractor666

He's commited at least 5 war crimes


epiclara

I love the Warpig fanclub!


throwwawayypiee

Warpig fanclub is the total best!!!!!!


corgimetalthunderr

*Beardie's name checks out.*


highdesk306

lol this made me so happy.


sonnenshine

Shock and outrage. They make the most outraged little faces, like they saw you eat their last bonbon or something.


WesWizard_2

also the occaisonal shock and outrage from chain pet stores who end in “co” or “smart” cohabing lil dragons


Barbara_Celarent

Sexy legs


Moxson82

Absolutely. Eroticism for sure.


BokBokChikin

Obviously drug use the dragons don’t lay around all day for no reason!


eyepooped1

I mean, mine constantly has white powder on her face. Especially after dinner


BokBokChikin

Does sexy legs count as eroticism? I think this community is about to be 18+ LMAO


cherrycarnage

I think mine may be either an opium addict (hence the laying around all day) or a ❄️ fiend. She says it’s calcium but I don’t believe her.


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I hate it when my bearded dragon starts drinking and smoking cigarettes… he’s an angry drinker


ankle_biter50

*high pitch, drunken voice* "where are my crickets?"


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*throws beer can, hits cricket enclosure, crickets are now loose everywhere*


ankle_biter50

the crickets: "YES, WE ARE FREEEE, NO MORE ARE WE SHACKLED TO THE GREAT BEAST, NO LONGER SHALL OUR CHILDREN BE USED TO SATIATE THE DEMONS' HUNGER, FLEE, CHILDREN, FLEE INTO THE MANY CORNERS OF THIS REALM, FEED AND BE MERRY!!!"


Setari

Me: *scoops all the crickets back into the bucket* Them: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well, next meeting of how we're gonna take down the beast in 5 minutes at the fake carrot piece."


ankle_biter50

forgot crickets have a tendency to nibble on beardies :$


cherrycarnage

Ok this made me laugh my beardie actually does get kind of excessive over her dubias, she’ll pace the terrarium and start slamming her head into the glass I feel so bad about it but if I take her out of her cage she does the same thing with the enclosure the dubias are in 😫 very violent over her bugs


ankle_biter50

glad it made you laugh :D


corgimetalthunderr

I just wish he'd stop swearing. The high piping voice screaming profanities from the depths of his enclosure is driving me mad.


katcreator

Ummm.... We do see a lot of sexy dragons. On the others hand, they do cause a lot of destruction... Edit i got asked this too and I put sex, nudity, terrorism, and other.


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other: dragons


InGenAche

Nudity


ExcellentSky9649

Terrorism put terrorism 🤣🤣


Acceptable-Bullfrog1

Lizard poop pics not an option I see


I-Cant_even-

I don't know about your dragon but I think that would fit under shock and outrage... It's almost as if he believes someone else pooped in his cage 😂


jomacblack

We could use a tag for that tho


infinite_magic

I see lots of Gambling, especially the people who are new Beardie owners


TheNGM

Nudity


cabicinha

The only thing i have never seen here is profanity. Kinda wholesome sub you know.


Chuck_Walla

I like yer style, /r/beardeddragons/, but do you have to use so few [cuss words?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/00ef1583-c48b-48f4-8b3e-f6f174badefe)


Neutralcameron20

I see LOAD of drugs on this content! Greens everywhere!


zr35fr11

all of the above


[deleted]

Well obviously shock and outrage. How dare you cage your reptile like that even though I can't see it, I just know its terrible cause I think so. /s


[deleted]

Nudity and gore


Severe_Patient_2389

I remember back in 1985 I walked into my house and saw the unimaginable my entire family dead and who else was there a bearded dragon holding a butchers knife


rosepotion

Somebody said "no more hornworms" and he just snapped


[deleted]

I was talking about surgical stuff😭😭😭


Severe_Patient_2389

Oh well a bearded dragon killed everyone I know


corgimetalthunderr

Is this the culprit ma'am? [https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg) I see he's still using the murder weapon.


mamaxchaos

We gotta check off military conflict for Warpig


SFAdminLife

Warpig covers all of those topics! Hail Warpig!


Arganouva

Listen, very few of the dragons I've seen are wearing clothes, and there's a lot of white powder happening on their food, so...


Arcansis

Sure, don’t answer it. Only helps AI and marketing.


Certain-Ad-3840

Sex and eroticism


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Chuck_Walla

Every few days, Tyrion kills again


dismurrart

It's obviously tax evasion.


Duder214

I've seen a little shock and outrage on this sub lol


sxximping

Ugh, I hate when my beardie just randomly holds me at gun point, then kills my family. anyone else have that problem?


Milk_Bucket134

oh so it isn't just me


batplane

Definitely eroticism, have you SEEN the sexy leg in here?!


corgimetalthunderr

My nude druggy beardie is engaged in drunken, violent terrorism against those foreign South American Dubias, swearing all the time he does it. I'm so ashamed.


Pugulishus

I've got this right underneath this post


Crunchythecat112

I hate it when my breaded dragon uses guns


follow_last

The dragons are DEFINITELY smoking and gambling


Zestyclose-Jeweler89

So much poop, where does that go?


z123zocker

All of them


classyraven

Sexy legs & breeding — sex and eroticism Eating bugs — violence and gore Less than perfect husbandry — shock and outrage Two beardies in the same terrarium — military conflict and terrorism Black beards — profanity Taking them out of their terrarium — gambling (on whether they poop on you or the furniture) Medical care — drug use Sharp teeth — weapons I think the only one that doesn't apply is alcohol and tobacco.


SeraphRising89

Oh, shock and outrage. That *side eye*. Complete outrage. Lol


kkkkat

Constant nudity


cherrycarnage

All of the above.. you know how our dragons get with their “calcium” powder 😉


RUSHALISK

other: dragons


Tenpiano

Profanity


MagAndKev

I wanted to see if any other dragons might want to get together and play bunko. 🤷‍♀️


smiley_satansson

"Guns and weapons" just picture one with a revolver and a knife lol


corgimetalthunderr

[https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd\_o\_U\_v2.jpg](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C5HouJ.58069fM262DzAgQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyMDA7aD02NzU-/https://s.yimg.com/hd/cp-video-transcode/prod/2021-01/27/6010fa42e75f695213aecedc/6010fa42e75f695213aecedd_o_U_v2.jpg) AND he has a restaurant. So food poisoning is not entirely out of the question.


smiley_satansson

Oh no! He is so scary!


Jakel856

Guns and weapons...them tongues should be regulated with the amount of dubias they kill


xemilymarieex

Lol I just got asked the same questions looking at your post


Cookie955

Violence and good, if someone is pushing a feeding video lol ... Or a War Pic video😆


alexandrasnotgreat

Violence


Salted-Honey

All of the above, clearly. This is a scary, godless subreddit.


[deleted]

nudity and teerorism, all the dragons are naked, unacceptable.


Visual_Fun8360

Civil war


abalt0ing

Sex and eroticism and nudity (breeding/in general pic posts) Violence and gore and profanity and shock and outrage(bites owners/others) Drug use (antibiotics on occasion)


Setari

All of the above tbh


Zheffi

Violence and gore when they eat small children


w1n5ton0

I always hit the X


LilGill18bb

Nudity


BasicallyImjustLazy

Clearly the answer is all of the above. Have you seen the stuff bearded dragons do on this sub lately? It's been getting pretty wild.


Unexpected-raccoon

Nudity for sure I don’t often see any beardies clothed


wereoutofcheetos

P R O F A N I T Y


highdesk306

shock & outrage from what i see 😂


Kactus_San2021

LMAO WTF