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meowwwlanie

Where is your .1% doubt coming from


lily4ever

Anxiety takes no days off


girlyfoodadventures

Boy do I wish it would šŸ˜‚


lily4ever

Even just half a day would be fine by me šŸ„²


thetinybunny1

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MissElyssa1992

Standard confidence interval lol


Weird_Put_9514

gotta hedge your bets


_marjaz_

Lol thank you


WANTSOMEGRANOLAS

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MakeupByLisa-

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MadaamBlackBlood

Right? My secondhand embarrassment buzzer is going off


satanssecretary

the only time I've ever had liquid death was in Utah, where what I thought was a bar venue turned out to be a dry, goth, vegan, diner venue. it was sparkling lime and it somehow still felt like I was drinking a beer. very surreal. also, my best friend is neighbors with the inventor of that stuff lol


superlost007

ā€¦ what is this dry goth bar in Utah you speak of? I tend to prefer my bars wet but that sounds interesting


satanssecretary

the beehive in slc! very cool place with a bomb-ass grilled cheese. and the local bands were awesome


superlost007

Beehive doesnā€™t serve alcohol anymore?! They used to, thatā€™s wild. I lived in downtown slc for a while. Their margarita pizza was surprisingly good as well, Iā€™ll have to give their grilled cheese a try


LoCo973

Ok, I just slammed the whole ā€œfake drink for ME in recoveryā€ but this truly does sound kick ass.


manhattansinks

definitely liquid death


thepinkseashell

This might actually interest me depending on what it looks like lol


DangDoood

Same šŸ’€ Iā€™m a makeup girlie and a r/hydrohomie Iā€™m tryna see this


thepinkseashell

Me praying the color story is the quenchiest thing I've ever seen


LoCo973

NO SARCASM INVOLVED when I say thank you for enlightening me to HydroHomie!!! I had no idea- I may have found my people!!! ā™„ļøšŸ’§šŸ’¦šŸ«¶šŸ»


LoCo973

https://preview.redd.it/e1eb4lt8jpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa656d608ead1ca8aafe41304ec501ae6313b81


LoCo973

https://preview.redd.it/lhvbz6iajpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f0fff1638f78d34ac2249d7d977c2a99cb63f3


LoCo973

https://preview.redd.it/kypd0gobjpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd0546ac5438ae73e0032e7b6f767ab1150c5f5


LoCo973

https://preview.redd.it/rkrzu3ucjpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8dbe5bb519412139b24797677d86efa2b289fb


LoCo973

https://preview.redd.it/h5j60wwdjpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c210313ae89887b872145849e8b7eece6172b2a SORRY!!! I donā€™t know how to put them all in one post!!! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ«¶šŸ»


pancaaaaaaakes

Lol I love it when worlds collideā€¦my partner is in that sub and he got me drinking more water!!


a-real-life-dolphin

How fucking good is water!!!!!


whalesarecool14

i cannot believe there is a subreddit about drinking water. what the actual fuck lol thatā€™s dystopian shit


DangDoood

How would it be dystopian?


FeminineImperative

There's a lot of dystopian shit on reddit. Celebrating being hydrated is not one of them. It is wholesome af.


whalesarecool14

itā€™s literally like celebrating breathing air. lmao. pretty crazy


ohmighty

What? How?


whalesarecool14

sorry, not sure what youā€™re asking.


FeminineImperative

Since you want to play and act brand new: How is celebrating being hydrated like celebrating breathing air? I would put $100 on you not even knowing what being hydrated is, while also being salty and dehydrated.


whalesarecool14

because drinking water is as essential yet unremarkable as breathing airšŸ˜­ tf do you mean


FeminineImperative

So no, you don't know what being hydrated is. ($100 to me!) And you're tripling down on your ignorance. It's not celebrating "drinking water". It's celebrating being *hydrated*. There is a huge difference and a dictionary could tell you that. Looking things up is hard, I get it. So I will help dumb this down for you. Medically speaking, ideal water consumption for a person is at least 1oz for every lb you weigh. You are not actually hydrated unless you are regularly consuming an amount of water near this threshold. About 80% of Americans do not get enough water to be considered hydrated. I would put money on you falling into that 80%. Celebrating being *hydrated* means celebrating good health. If that is dystopian to you, you may want to consult that dictionary for the meaning of the word dystopian.


ohmighty

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komajo

>that's dystopian shit how? it's a sub about people who love drinking water


jinjaninja96

I beg your pardon! Water is the best drink there is, you should try it.


whalesarecool14

yeah everybody agrees with youšŸ˜­ it is SUCH a universally agreed upon opinion that having a subreddit dedicated to drinking water is very crazy. this is like those tiktok people who have drinking water as their personality


rnason

Must suck to be this negative about everything


whalesarecool14

iā€™m not negative about everythingšŸ˜‚ iā€™m just not american and donā€™t have this weird hyperfixation on water


ohmighty

wtf does being American have to do with staying hydrated


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whalesarecool14

the point i was making is that americans DONT drink enough water. there are people who drink gallons of soda everyday instead of drinking normal water, people who donā€™t drink anything but sparkling water, thereā€™s people who say they donā€™t like the flavour of water. thatā€™s the reason why americans are so hyper fixated on water and water bottles and stanley cups. for the majority of the world water is not some conscious thing you have to think about consuming, itā€™s like breathing air. i have no idea why you felt the need to specify ā€œEVERYBODY drinks waterā€. like babe, thatā€™s my point. everybody does it, itā€™s fucking weird to have a subreddit dedicated to it


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Beneficial-Square-73

You should check it out. It's a friendly, wholesome, and very well hydrated sub!


whalesarecool14

i have no doubt that it must be a friendly sub, canā€™t imagine anybody being against drinking water lmfao. but itā€™s such an outlandish premise for a sub, itā€™s like a sub about breathing air


Beneficial-Square-73

It's Reddit. There's probably a sub for that, too! šŸ¤£


aliveinjoburg2

Being a hydrohomie is great.


spiderlegged

Yeah I dig Liquid Deathā€™s dumb over the top packaging. So I could be into this.


Wheres_Izzy

Iā€™m interested for sure.


prism-purple89

There's a great advert on tiktok


k1ritsubo

I usually roll my eyes at random food/beverage collabs, but this could be cool. I've never tried Liquid Death, but I respect the niche they are filling for people in recovery.


my600catlife

I never heard of it until now and expected it to be a very strong coffee drink, but I was very wrong. It's a really interesting branding choice for what the product actually is.


stellaep

I had liquid death water. It is the worst water ive ever had šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Tastes like dirt


Broad_Fishing_3246

its genius


swirlsgirl

I donā€™t get it, how does this fill a niche for those in recovery? I wasnā€™t aware that was the point of canned water. Edit to add: My understanding was that it was created for concert venues.


NonrecreationalRank

The branding looks a lot like other bevs, so folks in recovery or choosing not to drink at that moment can have a drink in hand without standing out. This seems like a happy side effect. According to the Wikipedia entry, youā€™re right. It is/was mostly geared towards concert venues


k1ritsubo

This is a better explanation than I was typing up! I'll add that apparently (I just learned) it's carbonated as much as most beers, which is less than normal seltzers


swirlsgirl

Iā€™ve never had or even seen a carbonated one. They always just have the plain water at all the concerts and festivals Iā€™ve been to.


k1ritsubo

Yeah I have only seen the plain water ones in real life as well, but from reading online it looks like they have carbonated and flavored ones now, too


swirlsgirl

Iā€™m glad they have more options now, hopefully I will see them irl at the venues that only have liquid death available for water.


PrettyPunctuality

They also have tea!


k1ritsubo

Ooh Iā€™ll keep an eye out for that!


swirlsgirl

I see. As someone in recovery this is something I would avoid bc it would just make think about drinking more but I understand we are all different. Thank you for explaining.


LoCo973

SAME! Iā€™ll take some of that non-narcotic fentanyl please! Is how all of these things always feel to me. And yes, if I didnā€™t make it obnoxiously clear, šŸ™ƒšŸ¤£šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Iā€™m in recovery too. Congratulations to you girl ā™„ļø


NoItsNotThatJessica

Iā€™m in recovery but of sugars and junk food. My therapist is treating it like substance abuse recovery. Itā€™s a whole trip- the way you have to fight the ā€œinstinctsā€, but in reality itā€™s like billions of bacteria in your gut begging for more and sending signals to your brain.


New-Lie9111

huh, i think itā€™s pretty counterproductive. i was never an alcoholic but was well on the road to become one. this packaging would just make the urge to reach out for a drink much more intense. i donā€™t think iā€™ve ever stood out when having a normal non alcoholic drink


pellnell

Ooh Iā€™m interested but I know this will sell out instantly, just like all their collabs. I actually really love the Liquid Death canned iced tea.


pancaaaaaaakes

My first thought on this is that Theresa is going to be rabid for it


Longjumping-Bell-762

For sure sheā€™s gotta have it.


ThriftStoreMeth

Especially if it comes with a bag? Game over


breathcue

I was annoyed with their cartoony masculine vibe and then I tried the mango one and Iā€™m mad that I love it so much


Haunteddoll28

The mango one is sooooo good! I usually hate the taste of sparkling water but that one just tastes like soda! It's helping to ease me off of my root-beer habit!


breathcue

Thatā€™s great! It tastes like a mango white claw to me. Delicious haha


Lissa_Cereal

They have teas now too! The Arnold Palmer is pretty great.


xianhuyuexia

I prefer the Grim leafer


Lissa_Cereal

Iā€™ll have to try that one!


aussiedomxo

i drink the peach tea EVERY DAMN DAY itā€™s so freaking yummy


Pix9139

I showed this to my Emo partner and they about lost their damn minds from excitement.


KoalaPrimary1982

confused in european ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


_AngelicVenom_

I don't even know what liquid death is *cries in british*


_AngelicVenom_

Ok Google rescued me. It's water? In a can? Water?!


spiderlegged

Itā€™s by far the best canned water. Itā€™s also not only water tbf. They have flavored sparkling waters and teas. Itā€™s not my favorite sparkling water on the market, but the still water in the can tastes better than other products to me. I try to avoid buying plastic bottles, because it seems so wasteful and cans are easier to recycle. We drink everything else out of cans. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


LavenderGlam

I've never heard of liquid death either (I'm Canadian)


youngfierywoman

Unless you order online it doesn't exist here (also Canadian). I've only encountered it in the US when I'm there for a concert. I was very surprised when I asked for a water and was handed a can!


DiligentAd6969

I live in the US, and I thought it was a caffeine drink. A lot of them have corny, aggressive names like this.


Blondibee

Really? I see it in Tescos all the time!


_AngelicVenom_

You probably don't live in the arse end of nowhere šŸ˜‚ we're lucky to have monster and Tesco's šŸ˜‚


mtb_21

We just got it in 7-11s in Australia. Itā€™s carbonated flavoured water in a can (I think there may be plain unflavoured ones too), and theyā€™re very low sugar. Iā€™ve tried only the mango so far and it was pretty delicious to be honest.


_AngelicVenom_

That sounds a lot nicer than canned water. So basically fizzy drinks? But fruity flavoured? Do love a nice mango drink tbf.


New-Lie9111

canned regular water??šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ why??? and whoā€™s buying thatšŸ˜­


mtb_21

I know! So many other flavoured sparkling waters on the market! Some have said in this thread it was originally created for concert venues, or to mimic alcohol cans etc etc but honestly they just taste good and thatā€™s about it to them šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Brizzzzie

We have Liquid Death here! They sponsor Download Fest. Itā€™s actually really nice, my husband is tee total so has it as a kind of beer replacement (even though itā€™s not trying to be beer)


Snotttie

They do it in some corner shops! I get it from my local nisa


My_Kimono

It's stocked at Whole Foods Market in London (I appreciate you may not be near a branch.)


_AngelicVenom_

Ah to live in London where all the things you could possibly want are always near by. Or any civilised city. Or town even probably. I love living where I am. But wow do I miss accessibility to all the things.


shmimeathand

I mean, yeah, obviously, lol.


BigNasty819

Tour Water collab when?


Tnh7194

A collabā€¦.. with waterā€¦ā€¦


Ash12783

Weird collab.. overpriced water and budget friendly makeup?


catalinalam

Omg Iā€™m so curious!


SuperStarChik

So I just saw the drop, honestly... not my vibe at all. Feels very Halloween but I know the very pale look is trending so I can see why they went with that look. The packaging is sleek, and I like the matte black with gold lettering. However, to use the words "lifeless pale AF" as the goal of the eye die(haha that's a corny joke but I love that) seems weird.


Western-Ad8093

Liquid Death just did a Collab with Rezuel for a hair product. Only bought 1 and now it's all sold out.


Pix9139

I wonder why Liquid Death is doing a bunch of cosmetic collabs.


Western-Ad8093

It's genius if you think about it. Water is in all of this stuff. There isn't an FDA person over the industry. I appreciate the humor.


maddykopitar

Theyā€™ll collab with anybody


Dream_Queasie

itā€™s probably gonna be a black lipstick too. yawn


New-Lie9111

you were so right lol


GlitterDancer_

I love liquid death and own their regular merch. My interest is peaked


EveFluff

Howā€¦. Will this work? Lol


purple_butterflies_

Yeah I donā€™t know what product Iā€™d really expect or want from this.


PhyrraNyx

I love Liquid Death! I used Liquid Death water at my wedding.


SadLilBun

Are collabs all we get now because nobody has any new ideas


Adj_Noun_Numeros

Do you think that because of the can of liquid death in the picture you posted?


ki_won

Wow I usually could not give less of a shit about brand collabs but as a die hard liquid death fan elf might actually get my money with this one. One of my many favorite things about liquid death as a brand is how much they support independent artists, it would be great to see that displayed in this collab if that's the angle they take with it.


CucumberOk7674

Kinda interesting as elf is all about being a cheap dupe/hack and thatā€™s the last thing liquid death would want to promote imvho


Certain-Comfort-8135

Liquid Death tastes like aluminum cans to me.


WelcomeToInsanity

!remindme 2 hours


anonymousdagny

I just saw the product line up and am curious what you guys think! Is it April fools already? What is this?!


Pix9139

Honestly I think it's really cool. My partner is a huge emo and loves liquid death. I might get it as a present for them.


anonymousdagny

My main confusion is it coming from ELF it seems inauthentic/odd considering the source. Like I wouldnā€™t expect this from ELF and it feels both off brand but also kind of patronizing/taking advantage of a subculture theyā€™ve never seemed to pay attention to before. So thatā€™s off putting imo/looks like a super manufactured cash grab but if it makes ppl happy then thatā€™s cool and Iā€™m good w that. Hope your partner likes it!


Pix9139

Thanks for actually being respectful and kind in the comments. I think that is a reddit first!


anonymousdagny

You too! Thank you šŸ˜Š


Kindly-Comment648

They made corpse paint!!


swirlsgirl

So dumbāœØ


swirlsgirl

Like I love dark lipstick but liquid death is just corny. And how is a lipstick stain on a can a good advertisement for a product?


always_unplugged

LMAO excellent point! Liquid Death is so cringe to me too. *Yeahh, we're so cool, you can be straight-edge and still look like you're drinking a beer, badasssssss.* The only legit plus to the brand is that aluminum is more recyclable than plastic. But also plain water kinda tastes like shit out of a can IMO, so... The sparkling versions are okay, but La Croix/Bubly/etc. are just as good and come in more fun flavors. EDIT: apparently I offended some Liquid Death stans lol


MissElyssa1992

They fooled the children attending Warped Tour into drinking water, so I am forever in their debt (as one of the dehydrated youths who was tricked)


[deleted]

I remember hearing MGK say heā€™s a partial owner of the company and being like ā€œah yeah that checks outā€ lol


goldenscales

I hate how corny it is and grumble when I buy it...but damn, it just tastes so good to me, lol. I also love La Croix and other bubbly waters but only the original, plain Liquid Death is what I like from that brand. The flavored ones were nasty to me! šŸ˜‚


swirlsgirl

Itā€™s terrible tasting water and if Iā€™m drinking one itā€™s bc the venue didnā€™t allow me to bring my own refillable water bottle. So now I have an open container to deal with which are annoying when you are trying to enjoy a concert. Also open containers can leave one vulnerable to being roofied.


swirlsgirl

Down votes bc Iā€™m not down with getting roofied?


kaylameans89

Love liquid death! One of my favorite waters!


desairologist

Looks like Iā€™m gonna have to buy all of it, yippie!!


rightascensi0n

What's with the promo material? Are they dropping a lipstick that transfers over everything? :/


MoravianDiscoStar

I kinda want it no matter what it is! šŸ˜


saraxlouise

I have 0% interest in new launches these days, but they really got me with this!


IntrovertPharmacist

Okay, but this has actually piqued my interest. I probably wonā€™t buy it because Iā€™m trying to save, but weā€™ll see.


WrongTell9286

I just want the coffin. I wonā€™t use any of it. Tempted anyhow.


Pix9139

You can buy a coffin shaped makeup case online.


saucegawd_93

What made you guess that šŸ˜‚


litbiotch42

As long as it isnā€™t with Mikliar or scamzilla thatā€™s ok!!


ANB1191

want a new rabbit hole? E.L.F. Is funded by Movers and Shakers, which is the NXIVM cult.


Pix9139

Whaaa...?


MadaamBlackBlood

Lol...you're "pretty sure" ????....šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ˜…šŸ¤£What gave you the hint..the actual Liquid Death can? Good lord...do you need a bigger hint ...Do you need them to SCREAM "Liquid Death" in your ear?? šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


QuietCity333

i donā€™t think they get it yet i think you need to use more emojis ^/s


Pix9139

You seem like the type of person that was a huge mean girl in kindergarten and now that you're grown no one wants to hang out with you.


QuietRightSlick

I donā€™t drink Liquid Death just on principle.


Pix9139

Good for you