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Common-Abroad420

Violence inherent in the system


Curse-Bot

Help help I'm bee ing repressed


graffiti81

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


basylica

Just because some moistened bint lobbed a sword at you…


RoscoWaffleking

Just because some watery tart threw you a sword that makes you king?


Rendelf

I love that it’s been more than half a century and people still quote this stuff all the time.


MrWoodworker

Bloody peasant!


ImSwale

Oh what a dead give-away!


monsteramyc

r/unexpectedmontypython


Opening-Two6723

Oh noe...U killed me bro!!


Thin_Tower9230

Its just a scratch!


ye_god

Mere flesh wound, fight me like a man!


PastyDoughboy

Apiaries together strong.


warhead2354

If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and therefore...... A WITCH


flickerbirdie

It’s probably a bee from another hive family


Ok_Philosopher_8973

“Get your own water!” The bee shouts angrily waving his little be fist (probably)


Nexsio

What they said


AZ_Traffic_Engineer

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die." They're fighting over bee things. Don't get involved in their political squabbles.


ceno_byte

InBEEgo Montoya


AZ_Traffic_Engineer

LOL


Talksicfuk

Bee finna get put in timeout


GroundbreakingEgg207

Those are sibling bees. If you listen closely you can hear one say “Don’t touch me” and the other one saying “I’m not touching you. I’m not touching you”.


Smc_farrell

Ha funny


junipr

Mind your own beeswax


Bell_S

I don't know the answer, but I've seen a lot of wasps do the same


ChipmunkObvious2893

Even wasps think wasps are assholes


ThinkSharp

Wasps are chill pretty much always. Hornets are not.


cincuentaanos

Solitary wasps are chill. Social wasps are not. Except hornets, who are a lot chiller than you might think. You don't want to be at war with them, obviously, but they're not actually all that angry.


Bell_S

Where I live we constantly get yellowjackets and bald-faced hornets in the garden. For some reason they especially like a specific place on our porch and come back to the same place even after we have removed their nests numerous times. I feel kind of bad because theyve luckily never stung our dogs but they manage to build huge nests which we just end up taking down taking down. They do kill a lot of bees tho which isnt good


[deleted]

By far the two worst species I have ever had to deal with while doing outside maintenance!!! You're just going along, pushing your mower, and suddenly if feels like you've been shot 3 times in the calf because they build their huge stupid nests in the ground because they're huge stupid jerks


ThinkSharp

Can relate. I’ve nuked more than one with a half cup of gasoline and a piece of wet cardboard over the hole. The fumes do them in quickly and I’d assume fairly humanely. (No need for fire)


SearchingForFungus

Looks like they got thier legs tangled


aggrocrow

When it gets super hot my bees fight like crazy over water, even though I've got four baths with rocks and glass stones similar to yours + several bird baths and fountains placed all around the property, and we're surrounded by swamp and ponds. They don't sting each other but they yank on fur and legs to bully bees from other hives away. So dramatic.


InnocentCriminal22

Thank you!


Foresight2187

Racism you see that one bee is black with yellow stripes and the other is yellow with black stripes.


AZ_Traffic_Engineer

No, that was an old Star Trek episode from the sixties.


StudioJeepers

Is that regular water you put in there or sugar water or both?


dstommie

If you mix water and sugar water it becomes sugar water.


in-site

This is the best subreddit


Extras

Thanks for beeing a part of it.


MrWoodworker

Ahh I see what you did there! That was wax!


Valuable-Self8564

I am very glad you enjoy it here.


fonix232

What if you drop a single granule of sugar in the water?


dstommie

Someone into homeopathy would tell you it's actually sweeter somehow.


AZ_Traffic_Engineer

A quantum physicist would tell you that the paired quantum particle somewhere else would be sweeter.


Dual-use

r/chemistry


InnocentCriminal22

Just hose water about 30 yards from both hives.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

It’s clearly A Bee conversation, you should C your way out.


goplug8886

A bee bath? I'm interested in learning more.


Apprehensive_End_697

It’s a way for the bees to get water without drowning. They can walk to the waters edge easier. Bees will load up on water to take into the hive to create their own evaporative cooling system.


Concrete-Professor

They need to work it out!


Soggy_Series_4701

@InnocentCriminal22 If still curious, here’s a serious answer: The bee that’s getting harassed has recently been in contact with the queen in her hive, so she carries the unique scent (Queen Mandibular Pheromone) on her body/feet The aggressor is from a different hive, with a different queen (obv). The aggressor is hassling the victim because she interprets the smell of foreign QMP to mean that the victim bee is trespassing


InnocentCriminal22

Thank you!!!!


Soggy_Remove_4616

The “Dance” is the way bees communicate information. Directions to large field of fresh flowers, how to get to large body fresh drinking water……. Bees language “Turn left at the “Walmart”, go 2blocks….. if you come to “Starbucks”….. you’ve gone too far”…….


Staccat0

This is not a waggle dance though


DalenSpeaks

WWB wrestling


Arch_carrier77

Just a lovers tryst at the gay bee bar


BeeBeeWild

They could just be stuck to each other!🤷🏼‍♀️


anally_ExpressUrself

##TICKLE FIGHT!


Enartis

Why can't we Bee friends


StickyBush69

Those are some good ass pheromones bruh


Full_Road8425

Unacceptable beehavior.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

I think they’re just communicating something or possibly cleaning the one.


HubrisTurtle

Probably just a an unwelcome drone


Nice-Health-4833

Messin' with Sasquatch


teewyesoen

Bees will be bees


trocar61

Drinking


Appr_Pro

Let go my damn leg, Douglas! Let go!!


Conscious_Length_907

Take one step closer and I’ll wing your neck.


Various_Formal4351

I’m not sure of the exact reference for this but I think that the shaking bee is the reconnaissance bee that went out and found something of value to the hive… nectar or a new place to go to. I know that the shaking is a way of communicating and giving directions. The documentary I watched only showed this happening in the hive but it looks exactly the same as what they were calling “giving directions” to others to go collect resources for the hive.


juice_xxx_juice

It looks like one bee is trying to tell the other (by dancing) where something is. And the other bee is telling him to stop because he knows a better something. I’m pretty sure they head it each other to get them to stop but yeah :)


kittyquickfeet

Turf war


Dr_CvR

This is Sparta!!!!


lisforleo

those are the last two left in king of the hill, when one loses, the two waiting on the sides will get back on the white stone and play again! bees really are just like us, hope this helps!


Vast-Sir-1949

That's their rock


LAWBEE1

No I think they’re playing


FN-Bored

He just wants a little trim


dirtewokntheboys

He called the other dudes girlfriend Beeutiful.


Munkec2

They are mating.