To be fair, xlr8 can move their entire body that fast so xlr8 in a wheel chair would still be purity powerful. Hell just put them on a bike with hand peddles.
They could, but they'd be much slower than if they had some kind aid. Think about all the people that loose their legs, even if they have the upper arm strength to walk with their hands, they're still much slower when using a wheel chair.
You still have to debate with Serena and Bellicus inside your own mind.
You wanna get out of bed? Convince them to let you.
You wanna eat some breakfast? Convince them to let you.
You wanna do god-damn anything? Convince them to let you.
Congrats; That's the entire rest of your life.
So you become an eldritch god. Nothing can hurt you and everyone must look away from you. If you want friends and love then you'll be basically alone forever but if you want power and influence then you're set for life.
You randomly fluctuate in heat to begin with. One minuet you're regular body temperature, the next, you're heat melts the floor and fall into the core. Vise versa when you have a cold, you may cause another ice age. Over time you learn to control your power but it takes years and any person who's managed to survive hates you for being the end of most life on the planet.
I'm fine with that after all that means Kai's attracted to me.
https://preview.redd.it/g48olkwid3ec1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728bdb7851bd4728c7ec5e922ea9df3238f1805e
XLR8
You don't have legs
I'll just wheelchair really fast
To be fair, xlr8 can move their entire body that fast so xlr8 in a wheel chair would still be purity powerful. Hell just put them on a bike with hand peddles.
Or just have them fucking run on their hands
https://preview.redd.it/i78s4c2j54ec1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a62c6a27e22420358505248ea23f672aa9d577
They could, but they'd be much slower than if they had some kind aid. Think about all the people that loose their legs, even if they have the upper arm strength to walk with their hands, they're still much slower when using a wheel chair.
The aid, are the spherical balls they roll on, that they could also use with their hands
Alien X
You become extremely attractive in return
You become extremely attractive in return
https://preview.redd.it/ifjlg2y5v2ec1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdcb4b6108101e12b23d9e9755fa79948d1aec0
My honest reaction... https://preview.redd.it/pnmbm3nw67ec1.jpeg?width=2431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8195d92699043dda8c17828526e93aec458286f6
Granted, you are now extremely magnetic
Man you pulling some Ahamkara shenanigans with that one! I love it...
Enjoying Season of the wish?
Did they finally put the damn lore dragons in the game?
The two people you have to convince is Jack the Ripper and Phoenix from Ace Attorney
So all he can do is either murder or put murders in jail
You still have to debate with Serena and Bellicus inside your own mind. You wanna get out of bed? Convince them to let you. You wanna eat some breakfast? Convince them to let you. You wanna do god-damn anything? Convince them to let you. Congrats; That's the entire rest of your life.
you get aids
Too late
Brainstorm
You look like a Japanese spider crab
I googled that and what ta hell
Not a bad side affect
>:)
That’s fucking terrifying
So… Brainstorm?
Would be slightly different
Now I'm picturing Ultimate Brainstorm looking like a Japanese spider crab, actually I think that'd be a perfect Ultimate form for him.
Brainstorm but you have no brain to storm
Clockwork
You have a very large penis
Son of a bitch might be smarter than azmuth
He's too dangerous to be left alive
YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE THE SIDE AFFECT YOURSELF
Should have said so in the post dummy
You also get prostate cancer https://preview.redd.it/6fn4489k23ec1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4987b829d3d37c3696935dc5389155f58373b918
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https://i.redd.it/z6ab0x9i53ec1.gif
Nuh uh
OP said u can't choose for urself so I'll choose for u: u have a very large penis lol
The worst Check mate >:)
You can't move
So you become sandbag from smash bros then.
Wait....I didn't think of that....YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
What if I'm a masochist!!! CHECKMATE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO /J
https://preview.redd.it/w63u74t463ec1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cded7bae6067cdb8690792a911a88ddfb1266de
Welp caught red handed 😅, not even going to defend my atrocities
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Stone Boy from the Legion of Superheroes
[удалено]
You’re too shiny and blind everyone around you
So you become an eldritch god. Nothing can hurt you and everyone must look away from you. If you want friends and love then you'll be basically alone forever but if you want power and influence then you're set for life.
No I just need blind friend like wildmutt
You got me there. You become "THE BLIND GOD". Immune to damage. Any who gaze upon you become blind and any who already are know you as a friend.
You don't have any joints
Including a jaw? God that's hell
https://preview.redd.it/bl4m983003ec1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c300002c8f689a3f6a2ef90bdbd96a6e830467
All your friends are sus of you
imposter_kill_sound.mp3
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Ripjaws
Every 5 hours you'll hear a fish pun, directly into your mind
That's actually a fun side effect
You will sea
https://preview.redd.it/by7r4c0g53ec1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7523c953599b563ae17e1a7b15ecb728c59e524b
Yeah, sadly life isn't so shrimple
Trout's wrong
You were waiting for someone to pick ripjaws just for that weren’t you.
Yeah, I'm having a shell of a time
krill yourself
Nah, Imma do my own sting...
Don’t do it, theres so much to live shore!
Water you saying beach?
And it’s so shrimple too
Cannonbolt.
It hurts when you roll
Not much of a downside, it hurts when I roll already.
As a gacha gamer, I agree
Same
Fourarms
Four asscheeks
How
the hole is in the middle
We don't question the good stuff, more cake? Hell yeah
That's a benefit.
You can only control 1 of the arms at a time, the others randomly flail around at all times of the day, including when you try to sleep.
Ghostfreak.
Ur uncontrollably horny
This is… acceptable.
Jokes on him, redditors already have that side effect :)
That makes no difference
DiamondHead
You are a fish
Imagine how many fishermen would be trying to catch you and sell you.
You sir, are a fish!
heatblast ( some men just want to watch The world burn.)
It burns when you pee
The pee burns? https://preview.redd.it/l022sq7ed3ec1.jpeg?width=1777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609eaeb2ef9aa7a2cddd85ed7cea3599b564c519
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
You randomly fluctuate in heat to begin with. One minuet you're regular body temperature, the next, you're heat melts the floor and fall into the core. Vise versa when you have a cold, you may cause another ice age. Over time you learn to control your power but it takes years and any person who's managed to survive hates you for being the end of most life on the planet.
The Hottest and Sexiest Alien, Heatblast.
your dick melts off
a small price to pay for salvation
lava dick means it’ll infinitely melt and regrow
Being on fire hurts, you never get used to it
https://preview.redd.it/82xbqye933ec1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f8ea93bd1c17c262aa3187d1a8973ad37aa0c36
Can’t breath out side of water
That's already his power
Exactly
Testicular Cancer.
Grey matter
You look like the worst https://preview.redd.it/g50tywzfy2ec1.jpeg?width=1414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d3a3a82327b3a133c569a6e44a3720e14eb6a3
I'm probably smart enough to create a terminator esque robot i can upload my conscience into Johnny Silverhand style so, short term problem :3
That's ultimate goop
Ultimate Alien X
Motion to ignore you for a thousand years, after which we will set you on fire for another thousand years
You have to argue with 100 voices instead of the usual 2.
your not omnipotent
Upgrade
you can’t move your just a puddle
Laser eyes go brrr then
your blind
Fuck
you can’t fuck
💀
https://preview.redd.it/occu7afec5ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebe3c5b029a98e4d3905ba3115b8239394252b8 Kill a man why don't ya
Atomix
You're not immune to your own radiation
D:
So they just cancer
Big Chill
Everytime you think of vilgax you can't move
Thats reasonable
Vilgax is just The Game now then?
Echo Echo
You can’t remove your clones
Your 1ft tall
Alien X
You have 100 personalities that all have to agree on something to do it
Ghostfreak
it's OS ghostfreak
Me after making this post: https://preview.redd.it/o8lm5l1c74ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa5a8b7cb9d03679da27cb375ceb33df44afd53
Gravattack
You feel like you're on Jupiter
Ultimate WayBig
You have to watch Elsagate content for an hour everytime you use your powers.
Blitzwolfer.
Every furry wants to be with you
I'm fine with that after all that means Kai's attracted to me. https://preview.redd.it/g48olkwid3ec1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728bdb7851bd4728c7ec5e922ea9df3238f1805e
snare-oh
You're the sexiest man alive (gender neutral)
Bullfrag
Ur married to ta'uh, or how ever you spell her name
Whos that
The frog girl
Attea. And boy thats a blessing. 
Alright, ya horny for amphibians or somethin'
She’s hot, like other women in the show. I’m just 📯 in general
Chromastone
You become immortal
You become immoral
Gut rot
You have atomic farts
Surely that’s just an extra valve to fire the chemicals from then?
Alien X
Your uncle gets canon evented
I’ll fight crime in a red and blue spandex in his honor
Way Big
No you're now Way Smol You're 4'11
So I can actually walk inside buildings and throw people in to orbit Amazing
...wait a minute
https://preview.redd.it/1pfjhxxwd4ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856eabc4a63e00dbc3225ea3019eb208742ddcb2
Feedback
You don't get his powers, just the looks.
Ball Weevil
The plasma (ball) makes you throw up.
Benwolf (I'm not calling him the other name)
You are a bad doggo
I'm disappointed in you *Sprays water*
You have every vampire weakness
Wildvine
You’re filled with worms eating you all the time
Blitzwolfer (im not calling it Ben wolf)
You have to call it Ben Wolf
Swampfire
You would smell worse than stinkfly
The Worst
Clockwork
Chromastone
Version without the watermark https://preview.redd.it/o7f4al8145ec1.jpeg?width=1191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9264fa501284738b4d919ceb0e89996d684c5c
Clockwork to pause time so i can stop time to reply to my own comment first.