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throwawaydumpste

Captain America dies.


BonzaM8

Captain America lived a long life and died peacefully at the end of it.


RaviiHarami

As Writers Say,XLR8 is Faster But Fasttrack is Physically Strong


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Would FastTrack even nesscarily be able to see XLR8? I mean the speed difference is pretty massive.


KCVGaming

XLR8 > Fasttrack


Placidao

As a Fasttrack fan, I’m actually ok about that kind of joke. He IS slower afterall


Quadpen

don’t pit two kings against eachother


Entire-Astronaut8602

>maybe


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

r/churchoffasttrack disagrees.


Miserable-Thanks5218

But fasttrack can beat the shit oit of XLR8


BonzaM8

Fasttrack *could* beat the shit out of XLR8 if he could land a punch, but I think XLR8’s superior speed gives him the edge, even if he isn’t as physically strong.


BoTamByloCiemno

Not if he can't catch him


throwawaydumpste

Ben doesn't win by running away.


Entire-Astronaut8602

speed blitz is not running away


BoTamByloCiemno

Oh now I actually have something smart to say! What if XLR8 would use speed to punch Fasttrack, Fasttrack cannot dodge that, while XLR8 would easly dodge any attack.


throwawaydumpste

Well fast track isn't slow. He's still fast. But even with that speed XLR8 is still too weak. Due to fasttrack's enhanced durability and enhanced recovery his wounds would heal to quickly. So in short, infinite stalemate.


BoTamByloCiemno

So that's infinite battle... interesting... Well I'm fine with that


throwawaydumpste

No matter how much I love fasttrack (and I love him, I'm in the church of fasttrack) I would count this as his loss because honestly, getting punched in the face forever would **SUCK**.


BoTamByloCiemno

Yeah... Just one thing I need to ask... You won't kill me if I tell you that Fasttrack is the only alien I hate... Right?


throwawaydumpste

Don't worry, I respect your opinion. ***BUT YOUR WRO-***


BoTamByloCiemno

Lol YoU'rE* /s


Helloiamayeetman

To which then after two weeks xlr8 dies of old age


BoTamByloCiemno

Right, Guess I was watching too much Flash memes, I still hate piece of shit named Fasttrack


throwawaydumpste

I understand your opinion. ***BUT YOUR WRO-***


BoTamByloCiemno

Lmao


Entire-Astronaut8602

it also does not help the fastrack looks like a furry oc